InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ inuyasha talk show ❯ episode 2 ( Chapter 2 )

this is dedicated to -lil hentai _K_ Man this shit is fucken funny, write more ok, u rock, ^.^

 

 

inu fan:welcome to my bitchen show

 

audience:ok its bitchin?

 

inu fan:ya i got one great reveiw more than i expected

 

audince:well get on with the show you dimwit!!!

 

inu fan:*pouts*ok ok ok well are first guest is kaedes horse and whats with that a horse ok lets start

 

horse:dose that horse thing=thank you inu fan well i'm here for suprise comffesions just to watch front row

of everybody so ha

 

inu fan:wwell thats later so how bout hm na thats to

voilent oh welll bring in kohaku

 

kohaku:*walks on stage*hi everybody*nervous* whats goin on

 

inu fan:wait there and act pretty ok even if i'm a boy

bring in hiei

hiei:*comes on stage*what do i have to do

 

inu fan:you have to fuck kohaku hard and ruthless

 

audiance:wow that is brutal

 

inu fan:well get to it

 

hiei:*anals kohaku like the gay ass he is(sorry i was bored hiei lovers and i hate hiei)ugh ugh uuuuugh

uuuuuuuuuuuugh take that kohaku my sex toy

 

kohaku:noooooooo my it hurts my asss so much nooooooooooooooo and oooh thats the spot keep goin hiei

 

inu fan:*calls secuirity*get them outa here

 

secuirity:yes master inu fan!*salutes*

 

inu fan:welllllll i'm outa stuff time to improvise

more killing and stuff or banish people to my mind if i was stupid so forget that last bit.muuuuuuuuffins are coming in with ideas thank you my muffin warriors

 

audiance:*stare in aaaaaaw*

 

inu fan:you've never senn a muffin army oh well

 

muffins:well we got killing ideas and sex ideas

 

inu fan:hm lets do both

 

kagome-chan plz come in!

 

kagome:yes inu-chan*says in sexy way*

 

inu fan:well you extra horny to day lets go

 

*after sex you can do the details*

 

inu fan:oh kagome-chan you the best

 

kagome:no you are inu-chan

 

inu fan:oh well she's right after all

 

inu fan:ok well lets get to buissness

 

 

new announcer:its time for suprise confessions

 

mystery voice:i always wanted inu fan but i had miroku

the perverted ass hole who always groped me

 

inu fan:who is this only i know after all i know the person

 

kagome:lemme lemme guess!!!

 

inu fan:sure

 

kagome:ummmmm lemme think sango?

 

mystery voice:hm maybe

 

sango:yes its me i really wnat to be inu fan's girl thop like you kagome

 

inu fan:uh uh no way she's hard enough to handle on my own i need a co-host by my next episode

 

sango:plz be a horny sexy co-host

 

inu fan:maybe horny but not sexy or i dunno

 

inu fan:just need a co-host by next chapter

 

announcer:i'm back for my woman come here kagome!

 

inu fan:kouga quit it i had sex woth 20 minutes ago

 

kouga:*looks devastated*noooooooooo i wanted to take away her virginity

 

comercial break for 7 minutes

 

inu fan:well we're back back again tell some men tell some men da screw that *gets a chainsaw and kills kouga*

 

kagome:thank you inu-chan thank you

 

inu fan:no prob my suugar coated dumbling or kagome-chan as always

 

inu fan:well i need to kill kikyou

 

kikyou:*comes back from dead*

 

inu fan*:pulls out tetsuiga kills kikyou and revives with tensaega*ah i fell better*kills kikyou one last time with rapeing her*

 

kagome:hmph you had sex with her

 

inu fan:no i raped her to death wanna see her mangled body in the discovery channel room its a big discovery hahaha

 

kagome:ya it is soooooo

 

kagome:thats better ok *kisses inu fan passionitly*

 

inu fan:well thats all for now folks

 

theme song:la laaa la laaa laaaaaaa la la lala

 

inu fan:i really need a damn better theme saong cuz this fucks gay ass hard oh well

 

kagome:ya lets go get a new one after the co-host

 

inu fan:great idea kagome-chan

 

kagome:i know and thank you inu-chan

 

inu fan:like i said thats all folks!*kills buggs bunny*what i hate his guts?