InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha The Gum Shoe ❯ Scene 1 ( Chapter 1 )

Has anyone wondered what might happen if Inuyasha was a DETECTIVE???
Please don't be mean cuz this is my first fanfic. Please replay ok?
Well here ya go!
Episode 1 : The Feather That Blew In Then Flew Away

Rated Fanfic :14
Mild language
humor
gay jokes
sexual situations

Special Thanks to...

Shippo: For using foxfire to cook the chicken we had last night
Kilala: For her magnanimous donation of 25 pounds of catnip
Bankotsu: For the honor of using his Banryu to slice our Thanksgiving turkey!
Though......he kinda broke the table....
Myoga: For keeping us awake at night(Bloodsucker...)
Naraku: For supplying us with that miasma*Coughs*
The rest of the Band of 7:For the great special effects (Smokescreens,
Fire effects, etc.)
Sesshomaru: For basically nothing, but if I didn't mention him he'd
Probably kill me.
Rin: For the free dumplings
Jaken: For poisoning my eyes in the trench coat scene.
Ed and Al:

For...Hey! They're not in this story! Get out of
here you has bins!!!
Scene 1:

Narrator: It was an ordinary ,gloomy day in the drenches of
Osaka, Japan. Inuyasha Takahashi ,a less than ordinary guy
is busy looking through the recent cases he had to endure
during the past few months .Nothing new to him.
He'd seen 'em a :Murders ,robberies ,and some who had no
motive what so ever. They just did it to do it or as Inuyasha
likes to say "They just did it to get on my nerves!"
But don't get me wrong. When something's lost ,or
"It ain't right" Inuyasha's on the case!

Today's story starts off as any other day but soon our
hero will find new and interesting people and clues
along the way.

Tuesday April 12,1952 1:45pm

*Knock, Knock*

Inuyasha:
Oi! Who the hell is it! I'm busy!
-The only thing Inuyasha was busy with was cleaning his
sword .Work has been slllllooowww for weeks end it was
getting rather boring around here

 

-Continued

(A woman's voice)

???: Mr.Takahashi, a Miss Higurashi is here to see you, sir.
Inuyasha: Send her in! I ain't got all friggin day ya know!
???: ...Y..Yes, Sir.-The voice called out timidly.

Just then the door opens and Inuyasha couldn't help
but stare at the figure before him. A woman with a black
skirt that stopped just above her knees, black jacket
with a black hat and matching high heels .She had
a handkerchief in one hand to her face and her
purse in the other.

Inuyasha:(Narrates through his mind but too dumb to
notice he's speaking out loud)

She was slim,fair skinned,long black hair,beautiful
brown eyes ,legs that went on and on,and a set of curves
that could give a man a heart attack. She was the type of
woman you could get lost in and never come back...that
is if you had a round trip ticket,but who can afford
them nowadays. She was...(Kagome cuts him off)

Kagome:Oh for crying out loud,Inuyasha!Give it
a break you dough head!I have more important things
at hand then listen to you babble about nothing going
on in your pathetic existence you call a life!!!!!!!

:oooo:Inuyasha's mouth gnaws open and a little plane zooms
past him,crashes,and burns while a little man is parachuting
down with a sigh saying"HANG IN THERE BABY!"

Inuyasha:Geeze,Kagome!You didn't have to say all that.I mean I'm
a cool guy.Hip,just like The Fonzie

Inuyasha throws up both thumbs and sunglasses suddenly
appears on his face and so does a leather jacket.

Inuyasha:HEEEEEEEEEEEY!


Kagome:Inuyasha(whines)
Inuyasha:Alright Kags,what's up?

Kagome walks to the chair in front of his desk
and sits down.Inuyasha also takes a seat.They sit in silence
for a few moments.

Kagome:I'VE BEEN ROBBED!!!
Inuyasha:(puts hands to ears)STOP YELLING!!!

Kagome:Sorry,but I really need your help,Yasha.
Pwetty plwease?

Who could say no to that face? Not me. No sirre bob
dole jack

Inuyasha:(sighs)Fine!What's missing?
Kagome:My priceless two million dollar feather stone earrings!
Inuyasha:(Talks to himself)Geeze!Who the hell buys two
million dollor earrings anyway?

Kagome gets up and menacingly walks towards him with
fire all around her while hearing dark laughter and to
her right is Satin, the dark prince of balbazar!(Hell in layman's terms)

Inuyasha sees this and sweat drips down his face and
he shrinks comedic style.

Inuyasha:
I was just kidding,Kags...really....(sniff)(He says while hiding behind
desk and waving a white flag.)

Kagome gets up and walks to the door not before throwing
a picture of her earrings on his desk.

Kagome:(Angry voice)Just find them and you'll get paid,
gum shoe.Got it!?
Inuyasha:Got it!(He says while peeking from side of desk.)
Kagome:Good!(in sweet innocent voice)Call me on your progress!
My number's on the back!

Then blows a kiss at him,then leaves.
Inuyasha gets up quickly while clearing throat

Inuyasha:She can be so scary sometimes it frightening!

end scene