InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha The Gum Shoe ❯ Scene 2 ( Chapter 2 )
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By: BitesWhenProvoked211 
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Mystery / Police / Suspense | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 09.05.2010 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 271 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Mystery / Police / Suspense | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 09.05.2010 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 271 | Status: Completed
Scene 2)
Wednesday April 13 10:15pm
Inuyasha left his home to search for any clues to the whereabouts
of Kagome's earrings.He started his search where he knew
he'd find some lowly,murder committing,sell his grandmother on
E-Bay bastard. At the Downtown Osaka Nightclub, the most grudgest,
slimiest, distasteful place that was full to the brim with men
you wanna get away from,strong alcoholics,and bad ass muscle
bound girl scouts. A place as rotten as a dirty dish full of
stale bacon, rotton eggs, a tall glass of spoiled milk, and roach
infested orange juice for breakfast. -Eww...can't believe i wrote that....
Inuyasha walks to the bar,pushes the door open
and is hit with the wiff of smoke,booze,and cheap
50c cologne. The place was so foggy you needed
a mini-lighthouse to find your way to the bar!
*Inuyasha flips watch to reveal mini-lighthouse*
He finally makes it to the bar not before checking
his pockets to make sure he has everything...
Oh no!
Inuyasha:What the F@#$!Someone stole my socks!
Just then the fog cleared by a fan on the bar stand turned on
by the bar keep.
Inuyasha's hat is blown away along with the smoke.
Inuyasha:SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!COULD YA TURN THAT DAMN
THING OFF YOU MORON!
Bar Tender:
Sorry stranger.(putting on a lopsided smile)
The names Miroku.What's yours?
Inuyasha:My buisness!What are ya,the feds?!?
Miroku: Just wanted to make friendly conversation.
Inuyasha:Feh!Names Inuyasha.
Miroku:THE Inuyasha Takahashi,Gum shoe to the
stars?...WOW!Can I have your autograph?
Wednesday April 13 10:15pm
Inuyasha left his home to search for any clues to the whereabouts
of Kagome's earrings.He started his search where he knew
he'd find some lowly,murder committing,sell his grandmother on
E-Bay bastard. At the Downtown Osaka Nightclub, the most grudgest,
slimiest, distasteful place that was full to the brim with men
you wanna get away from,strong alcoholics,and bad ass muscle
bound girl scouts. A place as rotten as a dirty dish full of
stale bacon, rotton eggs, a tall glass of spoiled milk, and roach
infested orange juice for breakfast. -Eww...can't believe i wrote that....
Inuyasha walks to the bar,pushes the door open
and is hit with the wiff of smoke,booze,and cheap
50c cologne. The place was so foggy you needed
a mini-lighthouse to find your way to the bar!
*Inuyasha flips watch to reveal mini-lighthouse*
He finally makes it to the bar not before checking
his pockets to make sure he has everything...
Oh no!
Inuyasha:What the F@#$!Someone stole my socks!
Just then the fog cleared by a fan on the bar stand turned on
by the bar keep.
Inuyasha's hat is blown away along with the smoke.
Inuyasha:SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!COULD YA TURN THAT DAMN
THING OFF YOU MORON!
Bar Tender:
Sorry stranger.(putting on a lopsided smile)
The names Miroku.What's yours?
Inuyasha:My buisness!What are ya,the feds?!?
Miroku: Just wanted to make friendly conversation.
Inuyasha:Feh!Names Inuyasha.
Miroku:THE Inuyasha Takahashi,Gum shoe to the
stars?...WOW!Can I have your autograph?
Miroku then gets autograph book and pen
Inuyasha:(Looks suprised)
Ah...sure Miroku....right
Miroku : WOW! GOL-LY! All drinks on the house!
Inuyasha : Thanks. Let me get a bloody mary on the rocks.
Miroku's face filled with stars suddenly went away and gotten serious
Miroku: Can I see some I.D?
Inuyasha: WHAT?!? I JUST SIGNED YOUR AUTOGRAPH YOU INGRATE! I DON'T
NEED NO DAMN I.D!
Miroku: No I.D no drink!
Inuyasha:(shoulders slump and drops head on bar table) *sigh* Fine.....let me get a glass of water......
Miroku hands him a glass of water
Inuyasha: Hey,have you seen anyone suspicious with feather earrings?
Miroku:(raises eyebrow in thought)Hmm.....Well, I have seen women with earrings on.....pretty women
......but
they never seem interested.....
*Flash Back*
A blonde women comes in and walks to the bar and instantly(of course)Miroku pops up
Miroku: Come here often???
-I'm not interested
Miroku:Such a beautiful women like yourself shouldn't be alone
He moves closer to her and ,with sparkling eyes, grabs her hands
-Ah
What ARE you doing?
Miroku:Lovely woman...Would you do me the honor of bearing my child?
-
Ah....I'm flattered, but I'm with someone and he's right behind you!
Just then Miroku feels a tap on his shoulder. Scared to turn around but does so anyways, he tries to reassure himsellf that it cant be that bad
-Boy is he a dope!!!
-WHAT DO YA THINK YOUR DOIN' WITH MY WIFE, JACKASS?!?!?
He was a big.....big....big...BIG....BIG.....BIG MAN!
-
Boy is he gonna get it!!! Good luck ya poor bastard!
Miroku: (shrunk to his baby days)Goo goo dada mama! *comes to* Hey.....uh...c..c..couldn' we talk this over like men??? Chess anyone??? Huh??
DON'T HURT ME!!!!!
The big man picks him uo and beats the living daylights out of him!
-
*Flash Back Over*
Inuyasha: HEY YOU JACKASS! You haven't answered me for like 20 minutes!!!
Miroku: (Snaps out of it) Huh??....Oh sorry....nope...none by that description.
Inuyasha:(Looks suprised)
Ah...sure Miroku....right
Miroku : WOW! GOL-LY! All drinks on the house!
Inuyasha : Thanks. Let me get a bloody mary on the rocks.
Miroku's face filled with stars suddenly went away and gotten serious
Miroku: Can I see some I.D?
Inuyasha: WHAT?!? I JUST SIGNED YOUR AUTOGRAPH YOU INGRATE! I DON'T
NEED NO DAMN I.D!
Miroku: No I.D no drink!
Inuyasha:(shoulders slump and drops head on bar table) *sigh* Fine.....let me get a glass of water......
Miroku hands him a glass of water
Inuyasha: Hey,have you seen anyone suspicious with feather earrings?
Miroku:(raises eyebrow in thought)Hmm.....Well, I have seen women with earrings on.....pretty women
......but
they never seem interested.....
*Flash Back*
A blonde women comes in and walks to the bar and instantly(of course)Miroku pops up
Miroku: Come here often???
-I'm not interested
Miroku:Such a beautiful women like yourself shouldn't be alone
He moves closer to her and ,with sparkling eyes, grabs her hands
-Ah
What ARE you doing?
Miroku:Lovely woman...Would you do me the honor of bearing my child?
-
Ah....I'm flattered, but I'm with someone and he's right behind you!
Just then Miroku feels a tap on his shoulder. Scared to turn around but does so anyways, he tries to reassure himsellf that it cant be that bad
-Boy is he a dope!!!
-WHAT DO YA THINK YOUR DOIN' WITH MY WIFE, JACKASS?!?!?
He was a big.....big....big...BIG....BIG.....BIG MAN!
-
Boy is he gonna get it!!! Good luck ya poor bastard!
Miroku: (shrunk to his baby days)Goo goo dada mama! *comes to* Hey.....uh...c..c..couldn' we talk this over like men??? Chess anyone??? Huh??
DON'T HURT ME!!!!!
The big man picks him uo and beats the living daylights out of him!
-
*Flash Back Over*
Inuyasha: HEY YOU JACKASS! You haven't answered me for like 20 minutes!!!
Miroku: (Snaps out of it) Huh??....Oh sorry....nope...none by that description.
Continued
Inuyasha: Stupid pervert…
Just then the lights dim down and everyone quiets down
Inuyasha: Hey! What's happening?
Miroku: *Misty eyed with hearts floating around him*
That's the most adorable woman I've ever met….*sigh*
My Sango….Sango Vavoom!
Inuyasha: Sango Vavoom? Hmm……such an unusual last name…is she foreigh?
Miroku:HECK NO!
Inuyasha: Then why is her last….
Just then a voluptuous woman with black,long hair, brown eyes,skin like milk, and those curves….VAVOOM!
Inuyasha: OOOOOOO Now I get it! Vavoom!
HAHA! Oh boy!……
*clears throat* anyways back to the story.
end scene
Inuyasha: Stupid pervert…
Just then the lights dim down and everyone quiets down
Inuyasha: Hey! What's happening?
Miroku: *Misty eyed with hearts floating around him*
That's the most adorable woman I've ever met….*sigh*
My Sango….Sango Vavoom!
Inuyasha: Sango Vavoom? Hmm……such an unusual last name…is she foreigh?
Miroku:HECK NO!
Inuyasha: Then why is her last….
Just then a voluptuous woman with black,long hair, brown eyes,skin like milk, and those curves….VAVOOM!
Inuyasha: OOOOOOO Now I get it! Vavoom!
HAHA! Oh boy!……
*clears throat* anyways back to the story.
end scene