InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha The Gum Shoe ❯ Scene 3 ( Chapter 3 )

Scene 3

Sango walks from out the curtains slowly towards the crowd. She was wearing a velvet red dress with red heels to boot! Everyone in the joint was screaming VAVOOM! She also had her own background music everywhere she went. She was a classy dame with no family, but her lovable cat Kirara. Oh, don't misjudge her cute, innocent lady look. She's not what she seems. Any man that steps in her way will get a fist full of her famous snack, A knuckle sandwich! And boy, she hits like a man on heavy drugs let me tell ya!! Our beautiful nightung gal starts her intrancing song and every sucker in the joint is falling for it harder than two tons of bricks falling on a sucker on a Monday morning. See, it was just an average routine for Sango. While she sang that same old tune, her trusty cat Kirara would pickpocket every sad sob here, especially Miroku, but not our Inuyasha! Naww
he saw it a mile aw.......OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! NOT HIM TOO!!!!.....Some gume shoe huh folk?

Miroku:
She's so lovely....just lovely *sighs*
Inuyasha: (Searches for wallet) What the f***!!! Hey!!! Get back here you little rat!!!!!

Sango finishes her song and leaves through the curtains to her dressing room for her "winnings" but not before bonking a certain guy on the stage stroking her leg

Sango: PERVERT!
Miroku:*Dazed* Sango why?!?!?!

Sango opens her dressing room to see a man with dog ears playing with Kirara

Sango: Who the hell are you???
Inuyasha: I'm the friggin tooth fairy sister! Why ya robbin the joint?
Sango: None of your damn buisness!You a flat foot or what?
Inuyasha:Look here sister, I ain't one to drop a dime, but either you give me some answers or I'm turning into a stool pigeon!
Sango:What's your name?(Takes a seat)
Inuyasha: Inuyasha Takahashi,gumshoe
Sango:What ya wanna know gumshoe?Inuyasha: Do you know an actress named Kagome Higurashi?
Sango: Yeah, who doesn't? What that got to do with me?!
*Knock,Knock*

Songo:Who is it?

-It's me, my love! The man who's heart you won!

Sango: Oh God, GO AWAY YOU LOSER!

Just then,Miroku poped out of nowhere right by her side onhis knees floating with hearts swarming around him.


Sango: EEEEEEKKKK!!!!! HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE?!?!?!
Miroku: Don't worry about that my sweet angel

Will you be my future wife?????

Inuyasha holds a sign with a screw and a ball on it......wonder what that means...

Inuyasha:Look.....if I'm interupting something....I can just come back tomor-
Sango: NO!.....I..I mean don't leave, we still haven't finished our conversation.
Inuyasha: Where were we......Ah yes! Kagome Higarashi was robbed yesterday morning in her home. She owned a pair of two million dollar feather stone earrings. Do you , by any chance, know where they are?
Sango: *Thinking*(WHO THE HELL BUYS TWO MILLION DOLLAR EARRINGS ANYWAY???) Well I can't give you any ideas, but I can give you a name..
Inuyasha: And that is.....(Gets pen and notepad)
Sango: Big Boss Koga Gottalottamoney

-Gottalottamoney?????

Inuyasha: Good, More info...
Sango: He's a well know buisness man. He makes a million a day just doing nothing! He owns a fur factory on the outskirts of osaka.It's also known he has an undying crush on that Higarashi woman. He'll do anything for her, but by my knowledge, she doesn't seem interested in him but he doesn't give up. Funny....reminds me of someone I know...

Sango looks down to her feet and sees Miroku shining her shoes,ironing her clothes,and feeding Kirara at the same time in a desperate attemt to win Sango's affection.....Boy, what a dope!

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