InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Kagome's things that all girls need to know ❯ chapter 1 ( Chapter 1 )

Kagome's twelve things that all girls need to know.

By: Neo Staff

 

Disclaimer: Okay, so my friend comes up to me and said, “Do you own Inuyasha.” I thought for a while then decided to confuse the heck out of her by telling her `yes' in English and `no' in Japanese…shows you how slow she is.

 

 

Kagome: “Hello everyone, my name is Kagome and I'm an author. The book I wrote is called…”

 

Inuyasha: “Feh! You're no author.”

 

Kagome: “Sit boy!”

 

Inuyasha: “Oh, son of a bit—“

 

Kagome: “Good boy!! Now, stay. Anyways, as I was saying, my name is Kagome and I'm an author. I wrote the book called `Kagome's twelve things that all girls need to know.' It might not be famous now, but it will be.”

 

Inuyasha, muffled: “Yeah, in your dreams it will be.”

 

Kagome: “SIT BOY!!!!!!”

 

Inuyasha: “No! Not again!!!! NOOOOOOO—“

 

Kagome: “This time stay! Like I was saying again…I don't remember. Well, I'd like to tell all of you a few things that are in the book. You girls out there, these are a few good things to know and use.”

 

Shippou: “Kagome? Can I listen?”

 

Kagome: “Well, uh…some of these things you might not understand Shippou.”

 

Miroku: “Lady Kagome, I would like to listen as well, if you don't mind.”

 

Sango: “Yes, Kagome-chan, so would I.”

 

Kagome: “Uh…okay…here goes. So here are the top twelve things that all girl need to know:

 

1: Girls in white shirts + water + boys = disaster for girls and fun for boys.”

 

Miroku: Hmmm…Sango, darling, would you like to go to a party thing today…there'll be some water to drink there and…”

 

Kagome + Sango: “Shut up Hentai!!!!!!!”

 

Kagome: “You know, Sango, while I read these you could, oh, you know…beat the crap out of Miroku…I don't think anyone minds.”

 

Sango: “It would be my pleasure Kagome-chan.”

 

Shippou: “I'm confused.”

 

Kagome: “It's okay, Shippou…we all are.”

 

Inuyasha: “Shut up and get on with the rest of them, wench.”

 

Kagome: “Why don't you shut up? Fine, I'll read the rest of them if there are no more interuptions…agree?”

 

Everyone: “Yes, Kagome”

 

Kagome: “Good. Now…here are the rest of them:

 

2: Flirt a little, get a lot.

 

3: Girls who live in glass houses should dress in the basement.

 

4: A little bit of flirting goes a long way.

 

5: Girls in white shirts should not go to parties with boys…and water.

 

6: And God said, “Let there be boys!”

 

7: Just because you don't like the guy doesn't mean that you still can't get free stuff off him.

 

8: Girls don't like guys…we like what guys give us!

 

9: Girls + guys + money + shopping = one broke dude.

 

10: Boys are girls with defects.

 

11: Boys + money = “Hi Big Boy.”

 

12: And God said, “Let boys be simple creatures…that girls can get stuff off of!”

 

Everyone: “………”

 

Kagome: “Eh…that's it…”

 

Shippou: “Kagome?”

 

Kagome: “Yes, Shippou?”

 

Shippou: “I'm still confused. What does `Big Boy' mean?”

 

Kagome: “Uh…look at the time!!! I have to go and uh…study…BYE!!!!”

 

Inuyasha: “Kagome, wait!!! I'm confused to!”

 

Miroku: “Sooo, you finally admit it.”

 

Inuyasha: “You're soooo dead, monk”

 

Sango: “Go get him, Inuyasha!!!”

 

Shippou: “Sango? What did all of that mean?”

 

Sango: “I have no idea. Lets just watch Inuyasha beat the crap out of Miroku, okay?”

 

Shippou: “Okay!!!”

 

A/N: Hi everyone!!!! RandR please!!!!

 

Did you like it? I hope you did. I've been slaving over a hot pen all day trying to think up some more.

 

I made up all of these, so far as my knowledge extends that is, in my room. I just now thought to put it in to a fanfic. If I get enough reviews, I might just make some more of these up!!! So please…REVIEW MEEEEEEE!!!!

 

LOVE YOU ALL!!!! BYE!!!!

 

Neo Staff. ;)