InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Kiss This ❯ Kiss This ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

By: naracrazy2006

Kagome entered the bar with one objective and that was to forget Inuyasha. She just left the very place where she had caught him and her twin sister, Kikyo, kissing as if they were going to devour each other. She couldn't believe that he would do that to her. She found out that he had been two- timing her for the past six months with the stupid whore. After a good talking to with her sister and a huff to Inuyasha, she left to this bar to talk with her bartending best friend, Sesshomaru.

He is the most wonderful man she had ever met. His long silver hair, which normally fell past his knees, was wrapped in a ponytail so that none of his hair got into the drinks he made and his gorgeous molten, amber eyes just made a woman shiver. He was a real gentleman, too. He never harrassed women and he never let anyone harrass the women. It was hard to believe that he and Inuyasha were half siblings.

Sesshomaru saw Kagome come in with a very ticked off and depressed look on her beautiful face. With her black hair that made ebony jealous and beautiful silver eyes mixed in with a beautiful sky blue, the look didn't suit her at all.

"Hey Kagome. What's wrong? What did Inuyasha do this time?" Sesshomaru was always willing to help her when she needed it. He was a pure Godsend. "It's nothing, Sesshomaru. I just broke up with him. It turns out that he was cheating on me with Kikyo. You remember her."

Sesshomaru most definitely remembered Kikyo. If he recalled correctly, she had tried to get him up her skirt at a party. That didn't work. He had just said that she was a slut and walked away.

Sesshomaru understood what she was going through. He had gone through the same thing with his ex- wife, Kagura. At least she left him with a wonderful gift, his daughter, Rin. That was it. The fact that she had gone at least a year cheating on him with Naraku ripped him apart. It just made him wonder what was wrong with him. It made him wonder why she turned to another man's bed.

Anyway, in honor of this, he decided that all the drinks she needed to wash that bastard away would be on him.

She was a woman on a mission. Here to drown him and forget him, so I set her up again to wash him down.

She had just gone through enough drinks to make her tell all and make Sesshomaru admire her alcohol tolerance when an ill wind brought inthe biggest ass on the planet. Not only was Inuyasha sporting a sad look, he also sported his best suit and red roses. The very things that made almost every easy girl melt. The key word there was "easy."

Inuyasha strutted into the bar and straight to Kagome. The minute he got there, he started talking about how he would always be there for her and that he would love her for eternity if she would just take him back.

Normally, a woman would have melted and said yes every time. However, he picked the wrong time and the wrong girl to do that to.

"Let me guess. You want us to just kiss and make up, right?" The words that left Kagome's lips next shocked even Sesshomaru, who thought he saw all sides of Kagome. Obviously, he had never seen her drunk side.

She had just about succeeded when that low down, no good, cheatin', good for nothing came struttin' through the crowd. Oh, he was layin' it on so thick. He never missed a lick, professing his never ending love. Oh, but I never will forget when she stood up and said, "So, I guess you think we're just gonna kiss and make up, don't ya?" (That's what I said.)

Kagome was really pissed off, now. How dare Inuyasha cheat on her for six months and then have the balls to come crawling back to her while she was trying to forget him.

"Aww. Inuyasha, that is so sweet. You always know how to make a girl melt and say yes every time." At this point, Inuyasha smirked. It was good for his ego that he had two beautiful women eating out of his hand. Now, the next step: get into her pants.

"Just so you know, Inuyasha, I am not a girl, remember? I am a full grown woman and I won't fall for that anymore. So why don't you stop looking at my chest and kiss my ass. You and me are so over. How about for old times' sake, pucker up, close your eyes, and just kiss my ass!" Kagome inquired while pointing to her behind. She was pissed and she let the world know that anger and drunkenness didn't go well for cheating ex- boyfriends.

"Why don't you kiss this? Kiss this. And I don't mean on my rosy, red, lips. Me and you, we're through. Now there's only one thing left for you to do. You just come on over here one last time, pucker up and close your eyes and kiss this."

Inuyasha and the rest of the bar was floored. They never expected Kagome to say anything like this. The sailors in the bar were blushing as Kagome said every cuss word she could think of and then some.

She finally finished ranting and reaming at Inuyasha after what seemed like forever. All the while, Inuyasha stood there like a bump on a log and Sesshomaru's shock turned into a smirk, then a gorgeous smile. 'Kagome finally stood up for herself. Sure, it was while she was drunk, but, hey, take your victories where you can.'

Kagome, however, was not finished. All the bar attendees were so proud of her, they wanted an encore. She gladly gave it to them.

The last thing I recall, she had him back against the wall, chewin' him like a bulldog on a bone. She was puttin' him in his place. I mean right up in his face. Draggin' him down a list of done-me-wrongs. Well, it was just about now, that the crowd gathered round. They'd come to watch him pay for his every sin. She called him everything under the sun, and when they thought she was done, she revved back, and she let him have it again, man. She said- she said...

If Inuyasha didn't hear it the first time, he sure as hell heard it this time. Just for effect, she yelled into his dog ears until they wanted to go down flat on his head, but they couldn't since Kagome was holding them up.

Kagome ended the second tirade by saying, "Alright, you son of a bitch. Here's what you can do for me: you can go take the skanky ass bitch and take a flying leap off the nearest cliff, but before that, you can KISS MY ASS."

Kiss this. Kiss this, and I don't mean on my rosy, red, lips. Me and you, we're through, and there's only one thing left for you to do. You just come on over here one last time, pucker up and close your eyes, and kiss this. Kiss this. Good Bye. (See ya)

With all of that said, Kagome walked behind the counter, clocked Sesshomaru out, took him by the arm and started walking out of the bar.

"Wait a minute! Kagome-"

At that point, Kagome had turned around and simply said, "Oh. And by the way, Inuyasha, your brother is at least ten times better than you. Now, buh-bye! Never gonna see ya!"

Kagome was really gone this time. Sesshomaru decided it was time to go and escorted Kagome to his car, since she walked from her place to the bar. After a short drive, Sesshomaru suddenly asked, "Hey, Kagome. Did you really mean all that, or was that just you being drunk?"

Kagome looked over in shock. "Sesshomaru, do you really think I would play with someone like that. I have never lied my whole life long (sort of) and you think I'm starting it? Truth be told, During the second tirade, I went sober. I spoke the whole truth. I really like you Sesshomaru. You've been great to me no matter what and I can never repay that."

"Well, I know one way. You wanna go out to dinner sometime?"

"I'd love to."

Fin (for now...)