InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Kiss This ❯ The Date and the Frying Pan of DOOM ( Chapter 2 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

By: naracrazy2006

Howdy, y'all! You guys are so awesome for giving me these ideas, that I have decided to write again. Just lettin' y'all know, this story is set Brockton, MA (hometown). In fact, in this chapter, you will be introduced to Nichole (me) and Samantha(my sister). Enjoy!

Kagome just realized what she just did. She accepted a date from Sesshomaru.

“Oh my GOD!!!!!” she screamed as she raced into her house. She rushed to the phone to call her best friend, Sango.

“Hello, Taijiya residence.”

“Sango! I really need your help. Come over ASAP!” Kagome said into the phone before hanging up. She took a shower and by the time she got out, Sango was in the house panting.

“What's the big emergency?! Do you kill somebody or is the hentai here?!” Sango exclaimed.

“Sango, calm down. Sesshomaru Taisho just asked me out on a date, tonight! I need help on what to wear.”

“Oh. You had me running like the devil was chasing me to Hell because you didn't know what to wear? Well, it is Sesshomaru we're talking about. Come on. Let's take a look into your gigantic closet of death.”

After what seemed like hours, but was really only half an hour Sango picked out a little black dress that was just low cut enough to give him a show, but not make her look like a whore. The bottom reached just above her knees. She wore high heeled black shoes that gave the impression that her legs were longer than they really looked, but they weren't the stilletos that people could break their necks on. She didn't wear much make-up. She just wore red lipstick and an earth tone eyeshadow.

As she was finishing up, they heard a honk from outside. It was Sesshomaru in a sleek black 2007 Lamborghini. She came outside just as Sesshomaru opened both doors.

Sesshomaru looked hot. He wore his gorgeously long silver hair down to contrast with his black Armani suit that was open at the top just enough to see the middle of his collarbone. Needless to say, he made Orlando Bloom look like Steve Urkel.

While Kagome was just staring, Sango was in need of a super absorbant towel. Sesshomaru finally walked up to Kagome, kissed her hand and each knuckle and said, “You have made Aphrodite jealous with your beauty tonight as with every other night and day.”

Kagome could do nothing but melt at his words. “Now that could make a woman melt. Shall we go?”

“You're chariot awaits, fair lady, for me to save you from the thoughts of my dim-witted brother and his great blindness of which the minstrels sing,” Sesshomaru joked as he escorted Kagome in to the car. Before they left, however, Sesshomaru walked over to Sango and handed her a handkerchief, saying, “You need this more than I do.”

With that, they drove off to their date at Bricco (in Boston, North End)

After the half hour drive, they finally reached Bricco. The place was small, but homey and sophisticated all at the same time.

They went in and were welcomed by a woman who looked more like a gold digger than anything. She was tall with long brunette hair the would have reached the small of her back if it was done up. Her skin was a pretty tan as if she went to the tanning salon a little while ago. Unfortunately, she had makeup on that made her look more like a she just jumped into a dump truck of the stuff. Her long red dress looke a little too small from the waist up.

“Can I help you?” the woman said in a too friendly voice to Sesshomaru.

Sesshomaru ignored the tone and simply said, “We have a resevation for two under Taisho.” Two points for Sesshomaru.

The woman looked through the book while trying to look at Sesshomaru's pants. Kagome noticed this and said sweetly, “I think you would find the name faster if you focused on the book.” The woman started blushing and found Sesshomaru's name.

“Hold on, I'll have Nichole set you up.” after thirty seconds passed, a young brunette girl came walking over in a normal waitress's outfit. By the looks of it, she had to be maybe a tall 16 to an average 18 year old. Her eyes were a prettty brown covered by burgundy rimmed glasses and her skin was a medium tan like she had just been to Florida or California. She had really long nails that looked real and her hair was filled with a large number of curls. By the looks of her, she was just a teenager.

She led the way expertly as if she had worked there all her life. Sesshomaru and Kagome expected to wait a while to get the menu's and evrything, but everything was set up, right down to the lighted candles.

“Would you like something to drink? Maybe something from our extensive wine list?” Nichole asked cavalierly.

“Yes, we'll have the 1990 Dom Perignon,” Sesshomaru said. 'She seems really nice. At least she's not trying to look at my pants like that bitch of a maitre'd.'

“Very well, would you like any appetizers?”

“No thank you. I think we'll go into the main course. I'll have the Swordfish,” Kagome said.

“And I'll have the Mezzelune,” Sesshomaru ordered.

“Alright, anything else?” Nichole asked as she wrote the orders.

Suddenly, Sesshomaru felt like being evil. “Yes, what is the name of the maitre'd?” he asked innocently.

“She is named Kayla. Is something wrong with her?” Nichole asked as if she meant to say “Is something not wrong with her?”

“Yeah, she was trying to put some moves on me in front of my date. It turns out she was looking at my pants while she was pretending to look for our reservations.”

“Oh, dear. I'll speak with the manager about this horrible tansgression. Sit tight.”

Soon, not only did Nichole come back with their meals, she came with the manager and with Kayla.

“Mr. Taisho, I heard about this horrible act against you and I will make sure that this will not happen again. Now, Kayla, apologize to Mr. Taisho.”

Kayla looked like she would rather rip her eyes out along with Nichole's. “I'm sorry.”

“That will be all. But you are not forgiven, ma'am,” Sesshomaru said in a tone cold enough to make the polar ice caps shiver. In fact, Kayla shivered and went back to her duties.

“Thank you for telling the manager, Nichole,” Sesshomaru said

Nichole just waved it off and said, “No problem, we didn't really like her anyway. Tell the truth, we should be thanking you for giving us a reason to get her in trouble.”

“Us?” Sesshomaru and Kagome inquired.

“Yeah, you see, all my friends and I don't really like her because she always looks down on us because she's got things that we can't afford. Where are y'all from?” she inquired.

“She probably get's it from her second job on the main street. We're from Brockton. Why?” Sesshomaru asked suspiciously.

“Sweet! So am I! I'm sorry if that came out of nowhere. I kind of guessed since my elder cousin saw two people with your descriptions at a bar in Brockton.”

“Heh... That was us. You have a sister?”

“Two actually... Oh, damn. Sorry. I have to get back to work. Talk to ya later!” Nichole said as she went back to work.

Sesshomaru and Kagome went on talking small talk. They talked, laughed, and even got a little embarrassed at some of the stories they told.

They were leaving to get to their car that was over in Boonyville when Sesshomaru heard a noise from the bushes on the end of the parking lot. He guessed it was just a rabbit or something along those lines. As they approached the car, the sound from the bushes took the form of two big burly men that didn't look very nice, especially since they were armed with handguns and knives.

“Kagome, get behind me,” Sesshomaru said as the men rushed him. Sesshomaru dodged one man, but where he went, another was waiting and punched him in the face. Kagome joined in on the beat down and knocked out three guys using pressure points before she got herself hit and thrown onto Sesshomaru. Out of nowhere, came a yell of pain cut short as the fifth and sixth man were hit on the heads by what sounded like a fist and a frying pan.

Sesshomaru and Kagome were about to try and defend themselves when they saw it was a brunette with medium length hair in a ponytail and burgundy glasses. She wore a black short sleeved shirt with a spider web on the left shoulder and right hip. She also wore black steel toed boots with a gold ring that had marquis cut sapphires and small diamonds on her left ring finger.

Right next to that girl was a young girl that was just a little shorter than the first with pale white skin. Her hair was probably down to her back, but they couldn't tell because it was in a braid. She wore a pair of dark blue jeans and a pink shirt that said in gray letters, 'Can't you tell I'm taken?' and in the sentence, another sentence in pink letters that said 'Call me.' She was also holding a large, soapy, frying pan.

“Nichole?!” Sesshomaru and Kagome both yelled, recognizing the first girl.

“Howdy,” She simply said.

“You save our lives and all you can say is 'Howdy?!'” Kagome shrieked.

“Well, what do you expect me to say? Oh, by the way, this is Sam,” Nichole motioned to the girl next to her.

Sesshomaru looked at the two of them and said, “I thought you only had older sisters.”

Nichole simply said, “I do. She's older than me by two years.”

“I thought she was your twin,” Sesshomaru said.

Suddenly, Sam glares at Sesshomaru with a look that said “Burn in Hell and don't come back.”

“DO YOU WANT TO GET HIT WITH THIS FRYING PAN?!” Sam yelled.

Sesshomaru and Kagome slowly backed into a corner and shook their heads quickly.

Sam just takes pride in this and says, “Whimper in fear of my frying pan of DOOM!!!!!!” The parking lot must have been pretty empty because there was an annoying echo of the word doom. It was just Sam pretending to make the echo. Sam's pride was brought down when Nichole smacked her in the back of the head hard enough to hear the collision. Sam put her frying pan behind and over head like a baseball bat and said sinisterly, “I shall get you when we get home but now, we are in public.” At this point Nichole grabbed the frying pan out of Sam's hands and smacked her over the head with that. Sam looked up evilly and said, “Curse you and your ability to take my frying pan of DOOM.”

Through all this, Sesshomaru and Kagome just got those huge sweatdrops in the back of their heads.

Sesshomaru cleared his throat and said, “What is she doing here, anyway? Is she driving you home?”

Nichole and Sam looked at him and just laughed. “No. Sam and I take the train to Braintree, then we get in a car. Sam is the dishwasher here.”

Sesshomaru and Kagome could now understand why Sam had the “frying pan of DOOM.”

“The way you two are I'd hate to see how your other sister is,” Kagome said flippantly.

Nichole and Sam just looked at each other and Nichole said, “Oh, she works over at a Stop & Shop in Brockton. She said she would rather be a cashier at home than have to commute constantly to Boston. Stupid. Oh, damn. We got to go or we'll miss the last train. Bye!”

Sesshomaru and Kagome watched them step on the thugs they knocked out and heard them yell and groan in pain. Then, they got into the car and laughed. Looks like they got two new friends.

Meanwhile, Nichole and Sam were on the train and looked at each other. Then, Sam remembered something.

“Hey, Nick.”

“Yeah, Sam.”

“Wasn't that the girl that Annie told us cussed her ex- boyfriend out for cheating on her?!”

“Yeah. They told me that while I was talking to them at dinner.”

“Oh. So, you think they need a hitman?”

Me: And so ends another chapter. Nara is not here right now. She had a run in with the frying pan of DOOM. R&R. I hope you enjoyed this chapter of Kiss This. Extra note, Sam actually helped me out with some of this story, so kudos to DarkQueen3.