InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Kisses and Caresses ❯ Food Fight ( Chapter 2 )

Kisses and Caresses

Lasako

Chapter Two

RATED: R

Authors Notes: *Sighs and blushes* Hey all, what's up? *Sees glaring from everybody* Okay, can I just say one thing? I fixed the rating! Heh, heh… I'm very sorry about that people, I thought that I had already done that before I posted the fic, I swear! I hadn't realized that I had done that until I started getting e-mails from many different people… Such as Quickening, Eartha, wing ZERO angel, Monica, and Paragorgon. I owe you all special thanks because if you hadn't have e-mailed me about it my fiction would have been terminated. I can prove that I didn't mean to do that simply by pointing out the fact that I DID write a 'WARNING' about the content of the story; all the same, I still owe everyone an apology and a thanks for not turning me in.

I would also like to thank Shade, arrow-card, PhantonAngel17, Ronna, Matt, Chi, Draco MalforGirl16, EmeraldDragon, and zel no miko. THINKS ZEL NO MIKO FOR TELLING ME HOW TO SPELL KAEDE'S NAME CORRECTLY!!! *Blushes again* You have no idea how embarrassing that is to misspell a characters name! *Groans* Well anyway, I'd like that thank you all again, I LOVE reading reviews… Especially when they notice that I've done something wrong and point it out to me so that I can change it.

B/T/W, I've been getting e-mails asking me if Inu-yasha was actually meaning to let his emotions go like that. The answer is no. He has fever, so he was drifting between dreamland and reality so he doesn't actually realize that he's either DOING or SAYING anything.

WARNING: This is a rated R fiction. Those under 17 are asked not to read the following fiction. If you choose to read this fiction and you are below the age of 17 you take on all responsibility of punishment from your parents… In other words, BLAME YOUR KIDS, NOT ME! Thank you.

~*~ RECAP~*~

He lifted a hand and gently brushed away some strands of hair from her face and lied back down next to her. She instantly turned to face him and tangled her legs with his and slipped her arms around him, holding him as close as she could. He rested his chin atop her head and wrapped his arms around her, then closed his eyes and returned to sleep.

~*~

Inu-yasha woke up the next morning feeling warm and content. He was lying on a comfortable couch with a warm blanket covering him and snuggled beside him was Kagome. He closed his eyes… It couldn't get much better…then…this? Wait… Kagome?! His eyes popped open and back to the sleeping dark haired beauty that rested her head on his chest. His arm was around her back, supporting her slumbering body with a casual ease.

Blinking a couple of times in confusion he frowned, not quit sure if he should be angry or embarrassed. He felt her snuggled deeper into his warmth and sighed as her arm lifted and wrapped around his midsection.

Stiffening he chose angry; it was the easiest option he saw open to him. "What the hell do you think you're doing!" he yelled out. Quickly distracting his arm from her shoulders he leapt off the couch and onto the floor without even a small 'thud'.

Kagome, now fully awake from his angry demand, sat up with a furious look directed at him. She narrowed her eyes and looked straight into Inu-yasha's golden ones. "What the hell was I doing?" she asked quietly, "What the hell was I doing?!?" she asked again, only this time louder. "I'll tell you what I was doing! ABSOULTY NOTHING!" she screamed, "You had a fever last night so I was trying to help you!" She got up from the couch and pounded him in the chest with her index finger, "Then, when I was going to get you some food, you pulled me down onto that couch and forced me to stay there!" Not quite the truth, but it would work.

Inu-yasha looked at her oddly, "Do you actually expect me to believe that?" he snapped, "Do I look stupid?!" he growled softly in warning.

"Looking stupid and being stupid are two different things, Inu-yasha!" she snapped back, "And don't you dare growl at me, you ignorant…" she paused looking for a word that would describe him without hurting his feelings, "jerk!" she yelled at the top of her lungs.

Inu-yasha flinched at the tone of her voice and his ears drew back against his head to ovoid damage. "Shut-up, will ya?" he growled again, almost instantly realizing his mistake. Silently groaning to himself at his stupidity he waiting for the hated words to come forth form her velvety pink lips.

Kagome's eyes stayed focused onto his, giving him the feeling that she was trying to peer into his soul. Suddenly, she grinned and walked up to him until they were chest to chest. Then, ever so slowly, she stood on tiptoe and gently blew in his ear.

Inu-yasha blinked and shuttered as an electric current pulsed threw his body. His eyes grew heavy and lowered halfway, as though he had just experienced a taste of bliss… Just the reaction that Kagome was waiting for. She smiled softly and sucked in air again, "SIT!"

Slamming into the floor, Inu-yasha's eyes grew round with surprise, his ears flattened themselves against his head once again. "What the hell?!?" he bellowed, growing angrier as he spotted the laughing face of his supposed 'friend'. "Have you lost your fuckin' mind, bitch?!"

Scowling Kagome put her face against the floor, right next to Inu-yasha's, and retorted with equal agitation, "Better watch who you're calling a bitch, bitch!" at the startled look on his face she keeled over with laughter; forgetting that the spell would soon be wearing off "Aww… Poor doggie!" she giggled, "Does 'em's want me to scratch his wittle tummy?"

Inu-yasha growled, biding his time until the charm around his neck wore off so that he could get his revenge. His mind kept flipping to possible plans for retaliation, a delicious idea began to form in his mind and he allowed a rather evil looking grin to slip onto his face, abruptly ending Kagome's insults and laughter.

She frowned… She knew that look… He loved to smile like that just before he stuck the last blow to an enemy. Personally, she loved it too. Who wouldn't? It gave him the appearance of a wild, untamed, and potentially dangerous lose cannon… It was just so sexy… But now it was directed at her. Squirming around, suddenly uncomfortable, she stood and backed away from him a couple of steps.

His insane smile grew as her frightened sent wafted towards him; it increased when he started to count down until the spell ended and he could stand once again. 8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1, quick as lighten he leapt up to her ceiling and bounced off of it again by twisting his body and boosting his speed with his knees.

Kagome gasped, but didn't even try to run because he was coming at her so fast. Only two words passed threw her mind the moment his arms wrapped around her middle, "Oh… shit."

~*~

Quickly flipping onto his back to absorb most of the impact of the floor, he rolled her over until she was directly under him. His ears were still glued to his head incase she had the sudden urge to scream, and he knew she would. Grinning he purred, "Sit me now, woman, and you go down with me." He laughed at her startled glance, "What's the matter, Kagome? Stuck between a rock and a hard place?"

Kagome glared up at him, "More like the floor, and a very, very, soft place." She snapped and, without any other word, lifted her knee up sharply between his legs; but to her utter surprise, he didn't move from on top of her… The only thing she had managed to accomplish was to wipe the crazy smile from his face and replace it with a snarling mouth of teeth.

"Are you fucking insane?" he grounded out, trying not to curl up into a fetal position, "You *don't* go around kicking men in that place!" Tightening his hold on her he threw his legs over her hips in a straddling position so that he could glare down at her.

She bit her lower lip and looked around frantically for a weapon of some sort. Not coming across anything of use she did her best to turn her nose up at him, which was hard since he was not only straddling her but had also decided to grab her wrists and hold both of them down on either side of her head. "Shut up, Inu-yasha! You brought it on yourself! You wouldn't have been kicked if you hadn't acted like such an asshole!"

He smirked, "You can justify anything so long as you try, right?" he asked sarcastically, and then bent down lower to where his nose touched hers, "Don't even try to act better then me, human." He warned, "In case you haven't forgotten, not only am I stronger, faster, and smarter then you; I also have you in a very compromising position."

She gave an unlady like snort, "Yeah, like you'd hurt me."

Growling he released her hands and got off her, "Don't push me, Kagome." He said, "You were the one who decided to act like a child."

"Me?!?" she gasped, "I believe that you were to one who first started this!" she sat up, but didn't stand, "And if I were you, I wouldn't push me!" she grinned and threw her hair over her shoulder with a toss of her head, "After all, I am the only one here who knows how to cook." He started saying something but she cut him off, "On the stove."

This stopped him, "Stove?" he asked, wanting to ask her what a 'stove' was, but not wanting to appear stupid in front of her.

~*~

Kagome sighed at his confused look. She hated it when he looked confused; it was just way to adorable! His ears always dropped slightly and his head just barely cocked to the side. Pushing herself up she turned away from him, "A stove is something that you cook on. It generates heat from electricity."

He nodded, knowing about electricity from the many times he had came to her time before… The only reason he didn't know about the stove was because he never went into the kitchen.

As she left his curiosity got the best of him and he followed behind her, wanting to know more about the contraption that they cooked on. He didn't tell Kagome, but he loved they way her world worked. Everything went faster in this time then it did his own; and there for it fascinated him to no end.

His favorite gizmo, though, would have to be the freidatator… frigagator… What was it called again? Oh, yeah, a refrigerator. The way it was always cold, even on the hottest day! That was something that he could defiantly get used to. Kagome had one in her room that she had gotten for her seventeenth birthday. That was when he had first found out about the strange box that held winter within it.

Upon entering the kitchen though his eyes went wide. There were shinny silver boxes everywhere! "Um… Kagome, what's that?" he asked, pointing to the tallest one that had two sides, each with handles.

"Hum?" she looked to where he was pointing, "Oh, you know what that is." She reminded him, "It's a fridge… Kind of like the one I have in my room, only bigger. It can hold a lot more inside it."

He raised an eyebrow, "Then why do you have one in your room?" he wondered aloud.

"So that I don't have to run downstairs every time I want a soda or something." She answered, going to a cabinet and taking out two Styrofoam cups of ramen, then paused and replaced them.

"How about we try something new today?" she asked him and pulled down a plastic bag with a paper one inside it labeled 'popcorn'.

"What's that?" he asked, walking over to her in two strides and taking the bag out of her hand to sniff.

She laughed, "That's called popcorn. You'll like it, I'm sure." She took it back from his hands, "I'm going to put this in the microwave and we'll eat it while I'm making dinner."

"A 'microwave'?" he thought about it for a moment, "What's it do?" he watched her open the bag and flatten out the one inside of it, then put it in another silver box.

She thought for a moment, "Well…" she paused, "It heats stuff up. I'm not exactly how, maybe we could try to look it up on the Internet after we eat." She suggested.

"Internet?" he paused and thought for a moment, "Oh, you're talking about that compater, right? The thing you do your homework on sometimes?"

She nodded, "Yes, except it's called a 'computer' not 'compater'. But it's completely understandable. After all, you've only been here for like, how many? Five, maybe six times in the past two years."

He nodded and watched her walk over to the fridge and pull out a package of cold, raw meat. He knew what that was because he had ate it as a child… Or at least he thought he had. He changed his mind when she set it by the stove.

"It's hamburger." She reported to him before he could ask, "Shredded meat from a cow to make patties. You eat them on a bun with catsup, mustard, lettuce, tomato, onions, and mayo… Well, at least my mom does, I usually only put catsup, mustard, mayo, and lettuce on mine. You can eat them in many different ways." She explained as she opened the package and grabbed a skillet from the oven drawer and placed it on a burner. Then she squished them into small, flat, circles and salted and peppered them before setting them in the skillet.

Next she walked back over to the freezer and grabbed a freedom fry bag and then returned to the stove. Grabbing a Dutch oven she put it on another burner and turned it on 'high' so melt the grease and heat it up enough for the freedom fries; then told Inu-yasha to sit at the breakfast table until dinner was finished since he refused to leave the kitchen.

He watched her run back and forth from the fridge to the table, carrying the before mentioned toppings for the hamburgers, the second trip brought two bags of potato chips and French onion dip, third brought over two plates, then the fourth and final trip brought over pickles… She had almost forgotten them. After that she set out silver wear and then finished cooking their dinner.

Biting the inside of his cheek he sniffed the air, a quick grin smoothed the worried look from his face once he decided that he didn't mind eating something that smelled that good. Maybe Kagome could do this more often…

Kagome tried to smother a grin that tried to slip out. She'd been watching Inu-yasha watching her. He looked like he was almost afraid of what she was doing until he lifted his nose and smelled the sent of the cooking beef. The smile on his face when he smelled the juices of the burgers almost made her bust out laughing, but she managed to with hold it as she flipped the meat onto a paper plate to set on the table, then scooped up the last load of fries and salted them.

After placing them on the table she went back to the fridge and grabbed a forgotten soda bottle out and retrieved two glasses, then sat and started spreading mayo on four pieces of bread, handed Inu-yasha the bun and sat his hamburger on the bottom, then preceded to prepare hers.

Inu-yasha starred down at the food on his plate and then up to Kagome, watching how she made hers. She picked up the catsup and squeezed the bottle slightly. Red stuff squirted out and onto her patty, then she turned to him, "Would you like some?" he nodded and she squirted some onto his.

Then she added a slice of tomato, a leaf of lettuce, and to pieces of onion onto his and put the top of the pun on. "There, taste it."

Looking down at the now completed hamburger he frowned, "Why, what's it taste like?"

Kagome finished making hers and took a bite, then chewed and swallowed quickly, "Um… I'm not exactly sure how to describe it." She paused and thought for a moment, "It's juicy, and… umm… well… I don't think I can actually tell you. People in America eat them all the time though; along with pizza and taco's."

He was going to ask what they were, but decided against it. Then he picked up the food, and took a rather large bite of it. "Hey," he said, speaking around the meal, "This isn't bad."

"Oh, that was disgusting! Don't do that again!"

"Do what?"

"Ugh!!! Quit it! Don't talk with your mouth full, it's nasty." She commanded him, then looked back down her food, "Want some fries?"

He paused from stuffing his face and opened his mouth with the masticated cow meat half chewed getting ready to answer her when she leaned forward and clamped her hand over his mouth, "Swallow before you talk." She said, keeping her hand over his mouth as he glared at her and swallowed his food.

"What the hell was that for!" he yelled, growing angry at the way she was bossing him around.

She lifted one eyebrow at him, then took a huge bite out of her sandwich, chewed it up, then opened her mouth to show him what it looked like.

His nose scrunched up, "That's disgusting! Close you mouth." He turned away from her and grabbed a hand full of steaming fries, burning himself, "OW!"

Kagome's eyes watered as she tried to swallow all of the sandwich before she spit it all over him laughing… She had almost succeeded when he pulled the same stunt again. She couldn't hold it in as laughter bubbled to her throat and out of her mouth.

Quickly covering her lips with a hand to keep the food in she almost chocked while the giggles went up her throat and the burger went down. "U-u-use the ton-tongs." She laughed out once she had accomplished swallowing.

Inu-yasha growled at her, "It not funny!" she continued laughing, "Stop!" she couldn't, he grinned… Fries were then picked up and thrown.

"HEY!" she screamed and picked up what was left of her hamburger then threw it at his face… Her aiming had come along way from her using her bow and arrow, and it hit his nose dead on; leaving white mayo and red catsup smeared on his face as the rest just slid down and fell into his lap. That caused her to laugh harder then ever at the stunned look on his face and his twitching ear.

"So…" he said after a while, "You want to play this game, huh?" he asked and picked up the catsup bottle, "Bring it on wench!" He squirted her with the gewy mess, leaving a long strip of the red stuff across her face and down to her chest.

She gave him a smirk, mocking him with his own favorite trademark, and grabbed the mustard, "Oh, you are so dead."

Authors Notes: Okay, so this one was a bit OOC too, but not much… *Rolls her eyes* okay, maybe the food fight was a bit un-Kagome and Inu-yasha like, but you have to admit; seeing them have a food fight would be ssssooooooo funny! *Grins evilly* I know a certain Inu-youkai that I wouldn't mind having a food fight with. Heh, heh… Oh Sesshi-chan… Where are you?