InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Last Song ❯ once, twice, sold!! ( Chapter 5 )
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By: NekoFluffylover 
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 06.05.2004 | Pages: 16 | Words: 9.3K | Visits: 1.3K | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 06.05.2004 | Pages: 16 | Words: 9.3K | Visits: 1.3K | Status: Completed
HIYA!!! I LOVE YOU ALL, ESPECIALLY MY WONDERFUL REVIEWERS!!! AND OF COURSE
LOVIN_SESSHOMARU_ISNTEASY, THANKS 4 BEING THE BESTESS BETA IN THE WORLD!!
Yeah, I know, it's been forever. but hey what can I say? Writer's block is a
bitch. Anywho, this is gonna be a super long chapter for 2 reasons. 1) to
apologize for not updating in pretty much forever. and 2) (please dont hurt
me) also, since i think ive been slacking off on my Military Warfare fic,
and i left it at such an evil cliffy, i won't update this fic, unil i have
at least two chapters of M.W done. PLEASE NO FLAMES!!!
Chapter 5: Once....twice... sold!!
"Why am I even here?"
"Because I own you."
"You are one creepy woman." Inuyasha pouted as he looked out the car window.
"Hey your family is here too."
"And that's why I didn't want to come." Inuyasha grumbled and glared at
Kagome.
It had taken everyone, in both bands, Sesshomaru, and two of the mansion's
demon guards to get Inuyasha into the car. And four more guards were there
to hold him down so Kagome could wrestle the keys from him. In all, two
guards were clawed on the face and one got a black eye.
"You're just being a big baby. I don't know why you don't like your old home
town." Kagome said, trying not to kill the extremly slow driver in front of
her. After all, blood wouldn't go with Inuyasha'a silver mustang.
"Because my father and I have some issues."
"My ass." Kagome scoffed.
"Yeah, it's very nice." Inuyasha said leaning over to give her a peck on the
cheek.
"I know. But seriously Inuyasha,I know you and your dad. The only people
closer are you and your mom. What's the real reason?"
"I was abused-"
"INUYASHA!"
"I never fit in."
"Please, you had a different girl hanging off your arm everyday, because
their names had to have the same first letter as the day." Kagome said,
casting a sidways glare at the smirking boy next to her.
"Yeah, I miss junior high," he replied dreamily.
"OLD PEOPLE SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED TO DRIVE!!!!" Kagome let out a very inhuman growl and honked at the slow driver taking up the whole road in
their abnormally large van, infront of her. Then cut them off, getting the
finger from the little old lady behind the wheel.
"WELL!! ISN'T THERE A NURSING HOME LOOKING FOR YOU!?!?!" Kagome screamed out the window, then turned back to the wide eyed Inuyasha. "Well!?!"
"You're scary. Anyway, I just don't like people who pretend to be your
friend, and they just use you. That place is full of them." Inuyasha said as
he looked out the window, the familiar buildings of their home town coming
into view.
"Oh...her."
^-^
"How come I always get stuck with you?"
"It's a sign that we should be together."
"How about I stick that stop sign up your ass if you don't move your hand."
Sango said sweetly as Miroku's hand inched up her thigh.
"But Sango, why can't you see that we were made for each other?" Miroku said
with a sigh.
"Miroku?" Sango said as she moved a little closer to him.
"Yes, Sango, my love?"
"There's no one else here." She whispered seductivly to him, and smirked
when Miroku gulped and nearly swerved off the road.
"Mmhmm."
"There's probably no one else within miles." Miroku nearly moaned when she
ran her hand up and down his chest.
"Yeah." He replied breathlessly.
"So..." She moved even closer to him.
"No one." She moved her face closer to his.
"Will ever know..." Miroku shivered with anticipation.
"If..." She gave him a lingering kiss, then pulled away and glared at him. "I kill you and drop your bloody body in the middle of the street, because you don't
know enough to keep your hands to yourself!!!!" She screeched at him.
(talk about mood killer. I know im evil, it's one of my best qualities ^_~)
"You did all of that so you could say that!?!"
"Yep. HEY!! IT'S THE SHRINE!!! We're here already!?!?!" Sango squealed as
Miroku parked his black Aston Martin DB9 volante.
(hottest car known to human kind)
Sango was already out the door before the car even came to a complete stop.
(it's a convertable.)
"C'mon Miroku!! Hurry up and get OUT!!" Sango said tugging at his collar.
"After what you just did. Give me minute...alone preferably."
"Eww."
^_^ Links to pictures of all cars mentioned in this chapter are at the end
of this chapter. ^_~
"But I hate my family."
"Hey, I have no real family, so you should call yourself lucky." Shippo said
as he pulled into the driveway of the mansion Kirara called home.
"You practically kidnapped me, that's illegal you know." Kirara hissed as
she got out of the car and walked up the huge driveway.
"I didn't kidnap you,I just forced you to go somewhere against your will,
and no one knows that I took you here," Shippo said as Kirara glared at him
but rang the doorbell anyway.
A woman with waist length blond hair and eyes, and a tail like Kirara's
answered.
"Hiya mom."
^_^
"Get out."
"Nope"
"Now!"
"I refuse."
"Inuyasha!!!"
"Not moving."
"I knew I should've taken some security gaurds for this." Kagome grumbled as
she tried unsucsessfully to yank the hanyou out of the car.
"That's it, I'm pulling the ear."
"You woudn't."
"Wanna bet?" Kagome grabbed one of his doggy ears and pulled...really hard.
"Ow, ow, ow, ow!! Oi, wench, STOP THAT!!"Kagome only yanked harder.
"My name's not wench." Her only response was a slight wimper from Inuyasha.
"Say my name."
"Aren't I supposed to be saying that. But we wouldn't be in a car...wait, we
probably would be."
"You are a perv. Now get out!!"
"Can't we go to your house first?" Inuyasha pleaded and gave Kagome his best
puppy dog face. Of course that wouldn't work on her, she practically pulled
him out of the car by his ear, and up the front steps to the huge, white,
painted mahongany front doors of the huge, white mansion.
"OW!! THAT REALLY HURTS YOU KNOW!!!" Kagome blatantly ignored him and rang the doorbell.
'Why don't people ever paint mansions black, or green, or... PINK!!' Kagome
thought as she waited for the door to open, and Inuyasha ranted in the
background.
She was about to ring the bell again when a beautiful woman with long
obsidian hair and chocolate brown eyes with what looked liked flecks of gold at the rims, answered the door.
"INUYASHA!! KAGOME!!"
"Mother."
"Mrs. Shiro!!"
^_^
"Hi Jii-chan!!" Sango said to the little old man who answered the door.
"Do my old eyes decive me. Is this my little Sango."
"I'm not little any more Jii-chan." Sango said as she hugged her adoptive
grandfather.
"In many, many ways." Miroku muttered, standing behind Sango.
Sango pulled out of the hug to glare at the black-haired man. Thankful her
grandfather hadn't heard a thing.
"Oh, this must be Miroku." Jii-chan said, looking him over.
(not in a perverted way)
"Hai, pleased to meet you." Miroku said as he gave a slight bow to the old
man.
"Well come in, come in. You're mother would be so happy to see you." Jii-chan
said, practically pushing them into the house.
^_^
"Now Kagome, I've told you a million times, call me okaa-san."
"Gomen, okaa-san." Kagome said as she hugged the woman.
"Oh mother, I'm hurt. Your own son doesn't get a hug." Inuyasha said in mock-
grief.
"No you don't, young man! Why haven't you called in over three months!?!"
Inuyasha's mother yelled as she grabbed one of his ears and pulled him
inside.
"OW!! I was busy!! What about Kagome!?!"
"She called last week!!!" Izayoi yelled at her son. Inuyasha turned to glare
at Kagome, who stuck her tongue out at him.
"What about Sesshomaru!?!!!" Inuyasha said as she tried to pry his mother's
hand off his precious, and damaged ear.
"Who do you think even told me you guys were coming!?!?!"
"The tooth fairy," Inuyasha wimpered.
"I think it was a retorical question Inuyasha," Kagome stage whispered to
him.
"Mother!! That really hurts!!!" Izayoi released his ears but glared at him.
Hey, he may have had to wimper, and whine, but at least his ears were free.
That was all that mattered, screw dignity.
"You're father's been waiting for you." Izayoi said as she turned around and
headed towards her husband's study. Inuyasha tried to sneak off to the front door while everyone was distracted.
"Don't even think about it Inuyasha." Izayoi said, her back still turned to
him.
"Stupid mother's intuition." Inuyasha grumbled and followed the woman who gave birth to him. "I really don't want to see him okaa." Inuyasha mumbled to his mother, his rage obviously building.
"Oh get over it, Inuyasha. It happened so long ago." Izayoi scolded, Kagome
looked between the two, completely clueless as to what was going on.
"I don"t know how you of all people could get over it okaa."
"He hasn't done it since."
"That's what you think!"
"That's what I know! If I can forgive him, why can't you!?!" Izayoi raised
pleading eyes to her son.
"BECAUSE THOSE WERE MY LAST OREOS!!!" Kagome sweatdropped and did the anime style fall. "And because he cheated on you." Inuyasha mumbled.
"Mostly because of the oreo's right?" Izayoi asked dryly. Inuyasha's only
response was a slight nod.
"Look, I've forgiven him for the cheating thing. And I bought you more oreos
the next day."
"But those were Uh-Oh oreos. What kind of person eats someone else's last
uh-oh oreos." Inuyasha whined.
(The oreo thing happened with me and my mom. I almost cryed.Those things are like little drops of heaven.)
"Inuayasha, suck it up. Be a man." Izayoi said, as she opened the door to
the study. Sesshomaru and Rin were already there, sitting in front of
Inuyasha's father. He was a tall man with waist length silver hair, and
looked like a cross between Sesshomaru and Inuyasha; emotionless when
necessary, but wore his emotions on his sleeves when he was with people he
trusted.
"You really should take over the family buisness when I'm gone, Sesshomaru."
He said to his eldest son.
"No thank you father, why not try the other one." Sesshomaru said
impassivly.
"I'M RIGHT HERE YOU BASTARD!!" Inuyasha screamed from the doorway.
Izayoi grabbed onto her son's ear once again. "Apologize."
"Feh." She sighed and let go of his ear.
"That's the best I'm gonna get out of him."
"Inuyasha! Kagome!! Good to see you two again." The man said cheerfully.
"Father."
"Outo-san," (sp?) Inu's dad got up and hugged both of them, then sat back
down again.
"So Inuyasha, would you like to take over the family business when I'm
gone."
"Nope, I'm not exactly the business type of guy." Inuyasha flopped down on the
couch and Kagome joined him.
"How about one of Kagome and your children?" Kagome nearly fell off the
couch, Inuyasha's eyes were as wide as saucers.
"WHAT!?!?!" Kagome screeched, hurting every demon in the room's hearing.
"You should talk to those two about having kids." Inuyasha mumbled, half
from shock, half from sexual frustration. Sesshomaru glared at him, and Rin
blushed.
After about an hour or two of Inuyasha and Sesshomaru bickering, while their
dad tried to convince one of them to take over his company after he died,
which would be in a few hundred years, by the way. And Rin, Kagome, and
Izayoi talking about their significant other's many MANY faults, Inuyasha,
Sesshomaru, Rin, and Kagome took off to visit more friends and family.
^_^
Kirara what a surprise!!! Oh Shippo I haven't seen you in years!!" Kirara's
mother hugged both of them and led them into the huge house.
"Where's dad?" Kirara asked, as her mother led them to the huge living
room.
"Buisness trip, oh, he'll be so sad he missed you two. So, how is
everything? Have you two finally gotten together?" Kirara and Shippo
sweatdropped. Kirara's mom had been after them to get together since they
were in elementary school.
"No mom. I suggest you put away the wedding books." Kirara mumbled.
"But you two make such an adorable couple." Her mom whined, and the two
blushed a nice shade of beet red.
About an hour later, a bright red Shippo and Kirara stood by the door saying
there goodbyes.
"See you tonight mom, we're in town for two days."
"Alright, bye you two." She waved to them as they got into the car and drove
off.
"So, where to now?" Kirara asked Shippo.
"Kagome's. Sesshomaru said for everyone to meet there."
"Don't you have anyone to visit?"
"After my parents died, my aunt took me in. Last year she died in a car
accident." Shippo said softly.
"Oh, sorry."
~_~
"Sango!!"
"Okaa-san!!!" Sango squealed as she hugged the woman at the door. She had
dark brown hair, with matching eyes. She looked to be in her late thirties,
early forties.
"Come in!! Oh you must be Miroku." Arumi said to the boy with Sango.
"Sango's told me so much about you."
A beet red Sango stood ny Miroku begging her mother to stop.
"Really? Like what?"
"SANGO!!" The cry came from the boy standing by the entrance to the living
room, smiling at his adoptive sister. Sango ran past Miroku and Arumi.
"Souta!! I love you, I love you, I LOVE YOU!!" Sango yelled as she squeezed
the life out of the poor boy. "Thank you!! You are a GOD!!"
"Thanks, I try...uh Sango?"
"Yeah?"
"I can't breathe." Sango immediatly released the boy, who took a deep
breath.
"Drama queen." Sango mumbled and took a look at her watch, 2:10.
"Shouldn't you be in school?"
"I'm sick." Souta said and started coughing.
"Are you alright?" Sango said, her voice full of worry. "Wait, you just
coughed on me. I swear if I get sick it'll be your neck." Sango's rantings
fell on deaf ears, because at that moment Souta had spotted one of the
members of his favorite band.
(Right next to his sister's of course)
"Oh man!! Sango! Is that Miroku!!?? The Miroku!?! Drummer for 'Demonic
Soul'!?!?!"
"Is he looking at my ass?" Sango asked dryly.
"Yeah."
"Yep, thats definitly Miroku."
"Cool!!" Souta went up to the drumer.
"Um...can I have your-"
"Souta! You're supposed to be in bed!!!"Arumi said to her son, shooing him
to his room. Leaving Sango and Miroku alone.
"How old is that kid?"
"Um... he should be fourteen by now...Miroku?"
"Yeah?"
"Move you're hand."
^_^
"We're here, now will you get out?!" Kagome said as she hopped out of Inuyasha's car.
"Feh." Inuyasha grumbled but got out of the car anyway. Kagome looked up to
the shrine and groaned.
"To many steps."
"Feh, pathetic human." Inuyasha lifted Kagome bridal style, (to Kagome's
joy) and in two leaps they were at the top of the stairs, and standing by the
front door.
"You can put me down now, you know." Kagome said. Inuyasha grumbled some more, but put her down anyway.
"You know we won't be able to kiss while we're here right?" Kagome had to
stifle a giggle at the look she got from Inuyasha. His eyes went wide and
his mouth hung open. Then his expression did a complete 360 and changed to a smirk.
Before Kagome could even register what was going on, his lips crashed onto
hers in a bruising kiss. Kagome let out a small gasp and Inuyasha smirked
into the kiss and slid his tongue into her mouth. The lack of air forced
them apart.
"Well then, I guess we'll just have to make out here then." Inuyasha
smirked and leaned in for another kiss, but Kagome's hand in his face
stopped him.
"I dunno why I even let you kiss me. We don't even go out."
"Oh. I didn't even know you wanted a relationship." Inuyasha said sadly.
"I don't, but..."
"But what?" Inuyasha semi-yelled.
"How about friends." Inuyasha's face went slack, and sadness crept into his
eyes. But the next words she said, were the three little words every man
dreams of hearing. "Friends with benifits."
Before Kagome could even blink she was pinned to the front door, with
Inuyasha's lips pressed firmly to hers. He pushed his tongue into her mouth
to taste her. Kagome moaned into the kiss when Inuyasha's hand went up her
shirt to knead her breast through her bra.
The soft click on the other side of the door went completely unnoticed by the two, that is until the door opened. And since the laws of gravity suck,
they both fell inside, and onto the floor, with Inuyasha on top of
Kagome.
Both looked at the pair of shoes in front of them, then the legs, chest
and
finally the face.
"Um...hiya Mama, long time no see." Kagome said against Inuyasha's
mouth. "You remeber Inuyasha right?" Inu's hand flew from under Kagome's
shirt.
"Hey."
Arumi only chuckled at the two and walked into the kitchen.
"Do you think she suspects anything?"
"Just shut up and get off of me." Kagome grumbled and pushed the dog
demon off of her. Inuyasha helped her to her feet and stole a kiss.
"We can still make out in public right?" Kagome just sighed and went
into the living room.
"What! I just wanted to know!!"
"You're hopeles." Kagome called back, before entering the living room.
Sango was sitting on the couch watching some anime when Kagome sat down next to her.
"What's up Kag?"
"We need to talk."
^_^
Inuyasha was still standing by the door, grinning like an idiot, when
it opened and hit him in the face.
"What the f-"
"Language Inuyasha." Ms. Higurashi said popping up out of nowhere.
"Feh."
"As articulate as ever, eh Inuyasha?" Shippo said, coming through the open door, followed by Kirara, Kouga, Sesshomaru and Rin. "Feh." Inuyash a grumbled and flipped off Shippo.
"Jerk."
"Rodent."
"Asshole."
"Twerp." The girls and Sesshomaru looked back and forth between the two
as they argued.
"Well as much as I'm sure we all enjoy a battle of wit," Kirara said
laying on the sarcasm. "I think we'll go look for Kagome and Sango." She said
pulling away Rin.
"Bye guys." Rin called as she was pulled into the living room, and was
dumped onto the couch next to Kagome and Sango, who were deep in
conversation.
"Hey, watcha talking about?" Rin said, sounding a lot like a two year
old.
"Nothing." Sango said quickly.
"Can't be nothing, because if it was then you wouldn't be saying
anything. Therefore it has to be something." Kirara said wisely.
"We're talking about my sex life." Kagome said in a "would-you-please
go-away-so-I-can-finish-talking-to-my-"sister" kind of voice.
"Spill it." Rin squealed, practically jumping on the couch.
"Wait! You have a sex life, and I don't!?! Am I the only one who sees
something wrong with this picture?" Kirara said, earning one of the
stuffed animals that adorned the couch in her face.
"So spill!!" Rin squealed again, this time shaking Kagome's arm.
"Ok, it's about me and Inuyasha's sex life." Kagome said, trying to
keep a straight face. Both of her friends stood there, just staring at her,
eyes wide, mouth gaping open, all color draining from their faces. Kagome
mentally laughed and continued in her most passion filled voice.
"He has the most gifted tongue in the world, and, he has a huge-"
Kagome never got to finish her sentence because both of her friends finally
came out of their stupor and made a mad dash for te door.
"I was gonna say room, damn perverts." Kagome mumbled with a giggle.
"Anyway back to what we were really talking about... Brad Pitt is way
hotter than Orlando Bloom." Sango said.
"No way, it's all about Orly." Kagome said with a grin, that quickly
faded. "Um... Sango, we really do need to talk, It's really important." Kagome
said, nervously chewing on her bottom lip.
"I'm alway here for ya Kag."
"You remember me and Inuyasha in High School right?" Kagome said, eyes
downcast.
"Yeah, that on off, on off, thing you two had." Sango said nonchalantly,
then it hit her. 'Oh no Kagome, please no. He broke your heart once,
don't let him do it again.'
"Well...it's on again." Kagome whispered and Sango mentally groaned.
^_^
Miroku stood staring at Inuyasha, who still had that stupid grin on his
face.
"I know that face. Somebody got laid. Go Inuyasha!! You old dog, I
didn't know you had it in you!!" Miroku slapped the dazed hanyou on the back,
sending him flying forward a few feet. "How come Sango just won't do
that with me?" Miroku whined.
"Cuz I-" Inuyasha was cut off by Arumi, who popped up out of nowhere,
yet again.
"Oh there you are Inuyasha. Can you do me a favor and go with Kagome to
the store for me please?'
"Sure thing Ms.H, um...where is Kagome anyway."
"Living room." Arumi said, as she headed back to the kitchen.
Inuyasha went to the living room where he saw Kagome and Sango talking
in hushed voices.
"Oi, bitch, c'mon we have to go get something for your mom." Inuyasha
said as he grabbed Kagome's arm and pulled her outside.
"You know, you could've just asked."
^_^
"End of this week!!"
"Two weeks!!"
"This week!!!" Sango screeched at Miroku.
"No he'll be whipped by the end of two weeks!!!!!"
"How much are they betting anyway." Shippo asked, turning to Kirara,
and Kouga. Rin and Sesshomaru were even taking a make-out break to watch
the argument unfold.
"Um...$50 I think." Kirara said with a thoughtful expression.
(I really don't know the whole yen to dollar thingy so have patience with me.)
"Oh, I say two days. Kagome could turn him into an obedient puppy in no
time."
"Two weeks!!"
"One week!!"
"Four days!!" Rin shouted.
"Three days!!" Kirara said.
"A week and a half." Kouga calmly said.
"What do you think Sesshomaru?" Shippo said, and all eyes turned to said
demon.
"WELL!?!?" Everyone said in unison.
"Well, since I've know the pathetic excuse of a demon for all his life,
and pretty much the same for Kagome. I'd say, by the time they get back."
"Yeah right, one week!!!!"
"Two weeks!!!!!"
"Three days!!!"
"Two days!!!!"
"Four days!!!"
"A week and a half!!!"
"You're all pathetic. One day."
^_^
"You are a shameless jerk!!" Kagome yelled as she stomped away from
Inuyasha.
"No I'm not. You're practically my girl, so I can do that!!"
"You cannot GRAB MY ASS IN PUBLIC!!!" Kagome whirled aroud and glared
at him through her 'I'm-a-super-model-in-hiding-sunglasses.'
"And you won't even say sorry!!! Just stop following me!!!" Kagome
screeched, and turned the corner, leaving the boy staring at her
retreating figure.
'Should I go after her? There is that stupid 'give-girls-a-while-to-
cool-off-before-you-go-chasing-after-them' thing Sango's always telling me
about. Maybe I should actually listen this time.'
A shrill high pitched squeal cut of Inu's train of though. Seconds
later he was surrounded by a crowd of grinning school girls and some boys.
"Oh my god!! Are you Inuyasha!?!?!?!" A grinning red-head asked.
"Yeah, what of it?"
"Oh my god!!! Can you sign my shirt!?!?!"
"Sign my notebook!!!"
"My bag!!!"
"Sign my bra!!!"
"Dude I love your band!!" (Sorry I couldn't resist.)
Inuyasha looked at the growing crowd of people. 'But then again,
listening isn't my strong point.'
^_^
'Stupid, arrogant, annoying, self centered, super hot, cute
eared...where was I going with this again?" Kagome was to busy trying to figure that out to notice the three girls in front of her, that is until she walked into them.
"Oh, I'm sorry."
"It's alright-Oh my God!! Kagome-chan!!!" One of the girls squealed.
"Yuka! Eri! Ayumi! I haven't seen you guys in forever!!!" Kagome said
to her old best friends as she hugged each of them.
"What are you doing here?" Eri asked her rockstar friend.
"Oh, well,um...I'm not supposed to tell. Sesshomaru can be one mean
manager if he finds out I blabbed."
"He's your manager!?! He's like the hottest guy in Japan!! He pretty
much ties with Inuyasha!!!" Ayumi squealed.
"Speaking of Inuyasha, is it true?" Yuka had a mischevious gleam in her
eyes.
"Not you guys too. No it's not true." Kagome said with a groan.
"Really?" The girls said in unison with saddness in their voices.
"Yes really." As soon as the words left her lips, her waist was
encircled by two strong arms from behind. "Ok, maybe a tiny bit."
The light kiss on her neck, followed by the breif nibble on her ear,
then the whispered "Sorry babe," in her ear made her have to bite back a
moan.
Then the squeal from her friends brought her out of her Inuyasha
induced daze.
"Kagome!!! There's an Inuyasha on you!!" Yuka screetched.
"Don't make any sudden movements, or he might flee." Eri whispered to
her friend.
"What the hell, am I an antelop now?" Inuyasha grumbled.
"Inuayasha, you remember Yuka, Eri, and Ayumi." Kagome said as she
closed her eyes behind her sunglasses, preparing for the headache she knew was coming
'If I can't see you, then you can't see me...like that ever works. Ok
they're not really here, when I open my eyes, they'll all be gone, and
I'll wake up and still be in bed with Inuyasha...wow even in my head that
sounds wrong.' Kagome opened her eyes to find her friends still drooling over
her "boyfriend."
'Why doesn't that ever work!?'
"LOOK THERE HE IS!!!" The squeal fromdown the street made the 5 friends
snap their heads around.
"OH MY GOD!!! HE'S WITH KAGOME HIGURASHI!!! I LOVE YOUR BAND!!!!"
"Um...thats our cue to say bye bye." Inuyasha said as he scooped up
Kagome
in his arms, and took off down the street, away from the screeching
crowd behind them.
"Bye girls!! Talk to you later." Kagome yelled over the screeching.
"Hurry Inuyasha!!! they're gaining on us!!!!"
^_^
A couple hundred screaming fans, two flirtatious cashiers, and 4
fainting girls later...
-_-;
"Here they come!!" Rin yelled to the others as she saw Inuyasha and
Kagome come up the shrine steps.
Immediatly, everyone in both bands, and Sesshomaru, were crowding
around the window.
"I have just reached an all time low in my need-a-boyfriendness."
Kirara mumbled.
"Hey, I've got a great idea, how bout we up the odds a little, to say
about, hmm i dunno, maybe a hundred each." Sango said slyly.
"Fine here."
"Sure."
"Whatever you want my beautiful butterfly." Er...
"Why not."
"You're all pathetic, and you're all gonna lose."
^_^
"Take it!"
"NO!"
"Hold it!!"
"NOO!!!"
"Please Inu."
"Feh." Inuyasha grumbled but took the bag anyway, after all he could never
resist her puppy dog eyes.
When Kagome opened the door she was met with the unusual sight of
everyone handing Sesshomaru money.
"You cheated." Kirara seethed as she handed Sesshomaru the bill.
"Sessy, since we date and everything, do I still have to pay you?" Rin
asked with a slight pout. Sesshomaru leaned down and captured her lips
in a short, and gentle kiss. When they pulled apart, he whispered, in his
most loving voice, "Yes." Rin did the anime fall.
"Um...not gonna ask, don't wanna know." Kagome said as she and Inuyasha
walked past them into the kitchen.
"Kagome!!" Jii-chan and her little brother yelled in unison when she
came into the kitchen.
"INUYASHA!!!" Souta practically threw himself onto the boy, roughly
pushing Kagome out of the way in the process.
"Hey twerp." Inuyasha said playfully as he ruffled Souta's hair.
"Just wait, you little munchkin land reject. I know where you sleep."
Kagome grumbled as she put away the things for her mother. Then dragged
Inuyasha out to the living room, after prying Souta off of him finger by finger.
"Can you all please follow me upstairs, I have something very important
to tell you all." Sesshomaru said as he led both bands up the stairs.
"Um.. how hell do you know my house so well anyway." Kagome asked as
she trailed behind him. "You haven't been stalking me, have you?" She only
recived a cold glare from Sesshomaru.
"No. I gave him a grand tour while you and your lover were possibly
making out in the middle of the street." Sango answered.
Sesshomaru led them all to one of the bedrooms on the second floor.
(ORGY!! Don't listen to me, im on a painkiller induced high.)
"Alright then, Demonic Soul, please stand here." Sesshomaru gestured to
the spot next to him, just inside the room, while the girls still stood
outside, looking thoroughly confused.
"Ok in three days there will be an auction, which all of you will be
attending." Sesshomaru ignored the multiple groans and continued. "And
the girls will have a special part to play in the auction." Sesshomaru
pulled out four peices of paper, and handed it to the girls. "This auction has
a theme, and you, Down the Rabbit Hole, are going to have to perform to
that theme." Sesshomaru said as the girls looked at the papers.
"Mulan? That'll be easy, loved the movie. I cried."
"When she cut her hair, you ass." Kirara smirked at Rin.
"WHY DID SHE DO THAT!?! SHE HAD REALLY NICE HAIR OK!!" Rin yelled back, with tears in her eyes, amking everybody.
"Jaken never gets anything right. It's actually a Mulan Rouge theme."
As soon as the words left his mouth two things happened simultaneously,
Sesshomaru slammed the door shut and locked it, and the girls lept for
his throat, but came face to face with the door. Loud yelling could be
heard from the other side of the door.
"Sesshomaru!!! Get out now so I can kill you with my OWN HANDS!!!" Came
the muffled yell from the other side of the door, sounding like Kirara's.
"Sesshomaru you are going to be one sexually deprived dog if you dont
CHANGE THIS!!!!!" Rin screeched followed by loud bangings on the door.
"HEY!!! THAT'S MY ROOM!!!! GET OUT NOW AND I PROMISE I'LL KILL YOU SLOW AND PAINFULLY!!" Kagome yelled
"Really compeling argument Kagome." Inuyasha yelled back.
"HEY!! I WAS GONNA LEAVE ON YOUR BALLS!!!"
"I SWEAR IF YOU GUYS THINK I'M GONNA DRESS LIKE A WHORE YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING!!! MIROKU!!! I KNOW YOU HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS!! YOU GUYS CAN'T STAY IN THERE FOREVER YA KNOW!!!!!" Sango yelled as "prettyful" images of her beating every guy in that room into a bloody pulp invaded her mind, followed by an evil cackle.
"What's the matter, is the great Sesshomaru afraid of a bunch of little
girls?" Miroku taunted, he only got an icy glare, Sesshomaru seemed to
be handing those out a lot lately.
"You know what they say. Hell hath no fury as a woman scorned. Or would
you like me to remind you of you little incident with Sango and the butcher
knives?" Sesshomaru said with a slight smirk. Miroku cupped his balls at
the memory.
"No thanks."
"They're gonna rip us to shreds if we even stick a leg out there." Shippo said, eyeing the door warily.
"Whatever, this was all worth it, just to hear Rin deny Sesshomaru sex.
Go Rin!!" Inuyasha cheered between fits of laughter.
"You're not getting any either Inuyasha!!!" Kagome yelled from outside.
"Damn. Well, not like I was getting any before." Inuyasha grumbled with
a pout.
The boys heard the muffled yell of dinner from Souta, followed by the
sound of the girls' footsteps draw farther away.
"C'mon let's go eat. They wouldn't kill us in front of Kagome and
Sango's family." Kouga said, opening the door...coming face to face with four
mad as hell girls.
"Um...don't hurt me."
Before there could be any mass homicides, Sesshomaru jumped betweeen the girls and the boys.
"Wait!There's a press conference tomorrow. I don't think we should
show up there bruised and bloody. And I haven't even finished yet." Sesshomaru said, discreetly stepping away from the girls.
"This is a very important auction for your careers, as you know, at
some auctions people get to bid on dates with the stars." Right about now
everyone in both bands got a sinking feeling in their stomachs.
"And this year, I've been asked to help set up some of the things to be
bid on at the auction. So I got an idea and I passed it on to my superior
at the auction comittee. And you are all going up to auction." A sadistic
smile spread across Sesshomaru's lips.
"WHAT THE FUCK!!! I'M NOT GOING UP THERE TO BE BID ON BY SOME CREEPY LITTLE FAN GIRLS!!!!" Inuyasha yelled, practically shaking the house
"And fan boy." Sesshomaru inserted.
"YOU'RE NOT MAKING THIS ANY BETTER!!!!"
"Hmm...hundreds of fans spending their money for a date with me. Haven't I
been saying there should've been something like this for years?"
"No what you were saying was alot closer to a strip club." Sango said
dryly to Miroku. "And I'm not doing it. How do you know the person isn't a
rapist or a stalker who would make dolls from your hair?" She said with shudder.
"We're gonna have body guards there right?" Kirara asked.
"I wonder how much I'll go for?"
"A dollar max." Shippo shot at Kouga.
"Sesshy am I going to auction too." Rin said in her most innocent
voice.
"Sorry Rin, but yes." Rin mumbled something that sounded suspiciously
like "I'll drop all my yoga and gymnastics classes." making Sesshomaru go
pale instantly.
"This is soo wrong." Kagome grumbled.
"I know, I'm really starting to think Sesshomaru really may be Satan
incarnate." Sango grumbled back.
"No, not that, mama changed my room color, it's purple now. Yuck!!"
Sango sweatdropped.
"It's offical, I attract weirdos."
^_^
About two or three hours later everyone left Kagome and Sango's
house for their own.
"Goodnight my sweet Sango, you shall be in my dreams." Miroku said
romantically, and kissed the back of her hand.
"If it envolves Kagome, Rin and Kirara and a shirtless pillow fight, I'm
fine not being in 'em." Sango said dryly.
"Sango, I'm hurt...you guys aren't always topless....at the beginning
of the dream anyway." Mirkou said, only to have the door slammed in his face.
^_^
Kagome wandered into the kitchen only to come face to face with her
mother.
"Oh hi Mama, you scared me." Kagome said, Arumi giggled at her
daughter.
"So Kagome, how are you? I was gonna ask sooner, but you seemed a
little...um...preoccupied with Inuyasha." Arumi said, setting down some
tea in front of her beet red daughter.
'I doubt Mama has anything stronger than this.' Kagome thought, looking
down
at the tea in her hand.
"So I take it you and Inuyasha are dating now." Arumi said looking at
Kagome over her tea.
"Sure." 'Vodka LOTS OF VODKA!!!' Kagome thought as she downed all her
tea in one gulp.
"Well, would you look at the time ::yawn:: Yep definitly time for
little rockstars to turn in. Night okaa." Kagome leaned over and gave her
mother a peck on the cheek and practically flew out of the room.
"But it's only 7:45."
Kagome ran into the bathroom to take an extra long relaxing buble bath,
which turned into an extra long bubble bath nap.
About an hour later the loud banging on the door drew Kagome out of her
light slumber.
"C'mon Kagome!!! GET OUT!!!! I know plucking you nose hairs takes a
while but -" Souta's comment was cut off when Kagome threw open the door,
hitting him in the face.
"Owwy. I taste blood." Souta whimpered as Kagome stomped past him and
into her room.
As soon as she closed the door, she was pinned to it, with a hand
pressed over her mouth, muffeling her scream. She felt a hand on her thigh, and slowly starting to move up. That was about the time that the treasured
reflexes that Kami bestowed onto all women kicked in...literally. She
kneed him in the balls. The weight on her body eased, as the person turned
into a
fallen crumpled mass of black hair on the floor.
Kagome was about to run out her door, when a hand gabbed her ankle and
pulled
her down onto the floor.
"What'd you do that for bitch!?!!?"
"...Inuyasha?" Kagome looked at the person next to her. He had dark
violet eyes, and hair that was darker than hers. No doggy ears or any other
things that would mark him as a demon or hanyou were visable.
"But you're a human! But you do look a lot like him. Say something
Inuyasha-ish." Kagome said, eyeing the "imposter" critically.
"Feh, stupid wnech. Why should I even have to prove myself to you bitch!?!"
Inuyasha grumbled.
"Oh my God!! You are Inuyasha!!" Kagome squealed and rolled ontop of
him and gave him a long lingering kiss.
"But you're all... human looking." Kagome said with a pout, still laying ontop of him, in only a towel.
"New moon." Inuyasha said bluntly.
"Oh, right, when you turn human. I've never gotten to see you like this.
It's diffrent."
"Yeah, I usually lock myslef in my room 'til morning. Which is where
everyone in the mansion thinks I am. Okaa is probably still lecturing
the door on embracing it's humanity. I snuck out a little before sunset,
and ran all the way here. So what'd ya think?" Inu asked, running his
de-clawed hand up and down her towel covered back.
"Well you do look amazing, as usual." Inuyasha tried not to wince at
her words. 'Shee thinks I look better as a human.'
"But I think you look way hotter as a hanyou. And how can I live
without your ears." Kagome looked to the top of Inuyasha's head sadly, then
back down to his grinning face.
"I don't think I've ever loved anyone more than I love you right now." Before Kagome could even get out a gasp Inuyasha captured her lips in a
bruising kiss. He rolled them over, so he was ontop, without even
breaking the kiss.
Some time during the kiss Kagome's towel slipped down a little,
exposing her breasts. Kagome moved a hand to cover her exposed skin, but Inuyasha stopped her.
"You look beautiful as you are. Don't hide that...unless you're with
other guys." Kagome's giggles turned into moans as Inuyasha nipped and sucked on her neck and shoulders, slowly making his way down. He licked down the valley between her breasts, before coming to play with one of the
mounds of flesh. He licked her nipple then blew on it, watching it turn into a
hard peak.
He took her breast in his mouth, nipping and sucking gently, while his
hand worked on her other breast. The mewls of pleasure, moans and groans
from Kagome was music to his ears. His other hand roamed her body, currently moving slowly down her stomach, which quivered slightly and his hand
ran over it. His hand began it's torturously slow journey down, while
Kagome's moans only grew louder.
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
"Don't answer." Inuyasha mumbled, and kissed her.
"It's my mom." What a moment ruiner. Inuyasha groaned and rolled onto
his back.
"Kagome? Can I come in?" Her mother asked.
"Sure mom, just give me a second." Kagome answered. 'Oh shit, oh shit,
oh shit!! Stupid Murphy's law, stupid Murphey. I hope his death was slow
and painful.'
"Inuyasha! Under the bad." Kagome whispered, practically stuffing him
under
the bed.
"Wench, I'm not going under the bed!!" Inuyasha whispered angrily.
"Get under there or it'll be your head." Kagome growled.
"Feh like you -"
"The one down there." Inuyasha grumbled but got under the bed anyway.
Kagome readjusted her towel, and made sure her room held no trace of
Inuyasha-ness.
"Kagome, is everything alright in there?" Her mother called from
outside.
"Yeah mama." Kagome opened the door and stuck out her head. "Hey."
"Kagome, can we talk?" Arumi asked her slightly nervous looking
daugter.
"Sure okaa. Um...come in." Kagome stepped aside to let her mother in."What's up?"
"Kagome, I know things have been hard since your break up with Hojo.
But by the looks of things you've seemed to have bounced back." Arumi said to
an increasingly red Kagome. "Anyway I just wanted to tell you, now that
the wedding's off, that I've never liked that boy." Kagome giggled and
hugged her mom.
"Yeah, he was kinda...um....bleh, wasn't he." Kagome said wrinkling her
nose.
"And I personally think, that if you were to marry someone, it should
be Inuyasha." Kagome blushed to the roots of her hair.
"Um...sure, but I think we're just gonna take it slow right now." 'Wow,
could there be a bigger lie on the planet?' Kagome thought as she pushed
her mother out the door.
"Well, g'night mama. I'll talk to you tomorrow. I have to get all my
rest, you know early to bed early to rise, makes a girl healthy wealthy and wise, and all that good stuff. Bye."
"Oh and Kagome." Arumi said, standing in front of the door.
"Yes mama?"
"My room is right next door, Inuyasha can stay, but if I hear any
"sounds", he'll be sleeping downstairs." Arumi said then turned around to leave.
"It's good to have you home Kagome. Goodnight Kaggie, you too Inuyasha."
Kagome groaned and shut the door.
"Well, it's not gonna be a good night anymore." Inuyasha grumbled,
coming out from under the bed.
"Stupid mother's intuition. I better get one that good when I have
kids." Kagome grumbled, glaring at the door.
"Um...kids?"
"Not yours silly."
"What!! Then who's!?!
"Preferably Orlando Blooms."
"Feh. He's gay."
"I should throw you out the window right now. You know bones break when
you're human." Kagome said with a glare that could freeze hell."Now turn around so I can put on clothes please."
"Feh, you can't even get dressed in front of me. I'm hurt." Inuyasha
said in an overly dramatic voice, but turned around anyway.
"It's not that I can't put clothes on in front of you. I just doubt how
much I would get to put on." Kagome mumbled as she stripped of her towel
and changed into her pajamas.
"You can turn around now."
"I don't know why you even bother wearing clothes. I'll just take 'em
off any -wow. That's what you sleep in." Kagome was wearing a white, almost
see-through halter top with a very happy looking frog in the middle,
and white shorts, with little frogs decorating it.
"Um...I think you're drooling." Kagome giggled. "C'mon, lets go to bed,
I'm really sleepy." Kagome said with a yawn.
"But what I had planned is so much more fun than sleeping." Inuyasha
whined, but took off his shirt, sneakers, and socks and climbed into bed next
to Kagome anyway.
"Goodnight Inu." Kagome mumbled and cuddled closer to him.
"G'night babe."
"I told you not to call me babe."
"Fine bitch."
"Or bitch."
"Okay, okay. My bitch."
"You're hopeless."
"But ya love me."
"I'm still trying to figure out how that happen-" Kagome's sentence was
cut off by Inuyasha's passionate kiss.
"Shut up and go to sleep...bitch."
^_^
LOVIN_SESSHOMARU_ISNTEASY, THANKS 4 BEING THE BESTESS BETA IN THE WORLD!!
Yeah, I know, it's been forever. but hey what can I say? Writer's block is a
bitch. Anywho, this is gonna be a super long chapter for 2 reasons. 1) to
apologize for not updating in pretty much forever. and 2) (please dont hurt
me) also, since i think ive been slacking off on my Military Warfare fic,
and i left it at such an evil cliffy, i won't update this fic, unil i have
at least two chapters of M.W done. PLEASE NO FLAMES!!!
Chapter 5: Once....twice... sold!!
"Why am I even here?"
"Because I own you."
"You are one creepy woman." Inuyasha pouted as he looked out the car window.
"Hey your family is here too."
"And that's why I didn't want to come." Inuyasha grumbled and glared at
Kagome.
It had taken everyone, in both bands, Sesshomaru, and two of the mansion's
demon guards to get Inuyasha into the car. And four more guards were there
to hold him down so Kagome could wrestle the keys from him. In all, two
guards were clawed on the face and one got a black eye.
"You're just being a big baby. I don't know why you don't like your old home
town." Kagome said, trying not to kill the extremly slow driver in front of
her. After all, blood wouldn't go with Inuyasha'a silver mustang.
"Because my father and I have some issues."
"My ass." Kagome scoffed.
"Yeah, it's very nice." Inuyasha said leaning over to give her a peck on the
cheek.
"I know. But seriously Inuyasha,I know you and your dad. The only people
closer are you and your mom. What's the real reason?"
"I was abused-"
"INUYASHA!"
"I never fit in."
"Please, you had a different girl hanging off your arm everyday, because
their names had to have the same first letter as the day." Kagome said,
casting a sidways glare at the smirking boy next to her.
"Yeah, I miss junior high," he replied dreamily.
"OLD PEOPLE SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED TO DRIVE!!!!" Kagome let out a very inhuman growl and honked at the slow driver taking up the whole road in
their abnormally large van, infront of her. Then cut them off, getting the
finger from the little old lady behind the wheel.
"WELL!! ISN'T THERE A NURSING HOME LOOKING FOR YOU!?!?!" Kagome screamed out the window, then turned back to the wide eyed Inuyasha. "Well!?!"
"You're scary. Anyway, I just don't like people who pretend to be your
friend, and they just use you. That place is full of them." Inuyasha said as
he looked out the window, the familiar buildings of their home town coming
into view.
"Oh...her."
^-^
"How come I always get stuck with you?"
"It's a sign that we should be together."
"How about I stick that stop sign up your ass if you don't move your hand."
Sango said sweetly as Miroku's hand inched up her thigh.
"But Sango, why can't you see that we were made for each other?" Miroku said
with a sigh.
"Miroku?" Sango said as she moved a little closer to him.
"Yes, Sango, my love?"
"There's no one else here." She whispered seductivly to him, and smirked
when Miroku gulped and nearly swerved off the road.
"Mmhmm."
"There's probably no one else within miles." Miroku nearly moaned when she
ran her hand up and down his chest.
"Yeah." He replied breathlessly.
"So..." She moved even closer to him.
"No one." She moved her face closer to his.
"Will ever know..." Miroku shivered with anticipation.
"If..." She gave him a lingering kiss, then pulled away and glared at him. "I kill you and drop your bloody body in the middle of the street, because you don't
know enough to keep your hands to yourself!!!!" She screeched at him.
(talk about mood killer. I know im evil, it's one of my best qualities ^_~)
"You did all of that so you could say that!?!"
"Yep. HEY!! IT'S THE SHRINE!!! We're here already!?!?!" Sango squealed as
Miroku parked his black Aston Martin DB9 volante.
(hottest car known to human kind)
Sango was already out the door before the car even came to a complete stop.
(it's a convertable.)
"C'mon Miroku!! Hurry up and get OUT!!" Sango said tugging at his collar.
"After what you just did. Give me minute...alone preferably."
"Eww."
^_^ Links to pictures of all cars mentioned in this chapter are at the end
of this chapter. ^_~
"But I hate my family."
"Hey, I have no real family, so you should call yourself lucky." Shippo said
as he pulled into the driveway of the mansion Kirara called home.
"You practically kidnapped me, that's illegal you know." Kirara hissed as
she got out of the car and walked up the huge driveway.
"I didn't kidnap you,I just forced you to go somewhere against your will,
and no one knows that I took you here," Shippo said as Kirara glared at him
but rang the doorbell anyway.
A woman with waist length blond hair and eyes, and a tail like Kirara's
answered.
"Hiya mom."
^_^
"Get out."
"Nope"
"Now!"
"I refuse."
"Inuyasha!!!"
"Not moving."
"I knew I should've taken some security gaurds for this." Kagome grumbled as
she tried unsucsessfully to yank the hanyou out of the car.
"That's it, I'm pulling the ear."
"You woudn't."
"Wanna bet?" Kagome grabbed one of his doggy ears and pulled...really hard.
"Ow, ow, ow, ow!! Oi, wench, STOP THAT!!"Kagome only yanked harder.
"My name's not wench." Her only response was a slight wimper from Inuyasha.
"Say my name."
"Aren't I supposed to be saying that. But we wouldn't be in a car...wait, we
probably would be."
"You are a perv. Now get out!!"
"Can't we go to your house first?" Inuyasha pleaded and gave Kagome his best
puppy dog face. Of course that wouldn't work on her, she practically pulled
him out of the car by his ear, and up the front steps to the huge, white,
painted mahongany front doors of the huge, white mansion.
"OW!! THAT REALLY HURTS YOU KNOW!!!" Kagome blatantly ignored him and rang the doorbell.
'Why don't people ever paint mansions black, or green, or... PINK!!' Kagome
thought as she waited for the door to open, and Inuyasha ranted in the
background.
She was about to ring the bell again when a beautiful woman with long
obsidian hair and chocolate brown eyes with what looked liked flecks of gold at the rims, answered the door.
"INUYASHA!! KAGOME!!"
"Mother."
"Mrs. Shiro!!"
^_^
"Hi Jii-chan!!" Sango said to the little old man who answered the door.
"Do my old eyes decive me. Is this my little Sango."
"I'm not little any more Jii-chan." Sango said as she hugged her adoptive
grandfather.
"In many, many ways." Miroku muttered, standing behind Sango.
Sango pulled out of the hug to glare at the black-haired man. Thankful her
grandfather hadn't heard a thing.
"Oh, this must be Miroku." Jii-chan said, looking him over.
(not in a perverted way)
"Hai, pleased to meet you." Miroku said as he gave a slight bow to the old
man.
"Well come in, come in. You're mother would be so happy to see you." Jii-chan
said, practically pushing them into the house.
^_^
"Now Kagome, I've told you a million times, call me okaa-san."
"Gomen, okaa-san." Kagome said as she hugged the woman.
"Oh mother, I'm hurt. Your own son doesn't get a hug." Inuyasha said in mock-
grief.
"No you don't, young man! Why haven't you called in over three months!?!"
Inuyasha's mother yelled as she grabbed one of his ears and pulled him
inside.
"OW!! I was busy!! What about Kagome!?!"
"She called last week!!!" Izayoi yelled at her son. Inuyasha turned to glare
at Kagome, who stuck her tongue out at him.
"What about Sesshomaru!?!!!" Inuyasha said as she tried to pry his mother's
hand off his precious, and damaged ear.
"Who do you think even told me you guys were coming!?!?!"
"The tooth fairy," Inuyasha wimpered.
"I think it was a retorical question Inuyasha," Kagome stage whispered to
him.
"Mother!! That really hurts!!!" Izayoi released his ears but glared at him.
Hey, he may have had to wimper, and whine, but at least his ears were free.
That was all that mattered, screw dignity.
"You're father's been waiting for you." Izayoi said as she turned around and
headed towards her husband's study. Inuyasha tried to sneak off to the front door while everyone was distracted.
"Don't even think about it Inuyasha." Izayoi said, her back still turned to
him.
"Stupid mother's intuition." Inuyasha grumbled and followed the woman who gave birth to him. "I really don't want to see him okaa." Inuyasha mumbled to his mother, his rage obviously building.
"Oh get over it, Inuyasha. It happened so long ago." Izayoi scolded, Kagome
looked between the two, completely clueless as to what was going on.
"I don"t know how you of all people could get over it okaa."
"He hasn't done it since."
"That's what you think!"
"That's what I know! If I can forgive him, why can't you!?!" Izayoi raised
pleading eyes to her son.
"BECAUSE THOSE WERE MY LAST OREOS!!!" Kagome sweatdropped and did the anime style fall. "And because he cheated on you." Inuyasha mumbled.
"Mostly because of the oreo's right?" Izayoi asked dryly. Inuyasha's only
response was a slight nod.
"Look, I've forgiven him for the cheating thing. And I bought you more oreos
the next day."
"But those were Uh-Oh oreos. What kind of person eats someone else's last
uh-oh oreos." Inuyasha whined.
(The oreo thing happened with me and my mom. I almost cryed.Those things are like little drops of heaven.)
"Inuayasha, suck it up. Be a man." Izayoi said, as she opened the door to
the study. Sesshomaru and Rin were already there, sitting in front of
Inuyasha's father. He was a tall man with waist length silver hair, and
looked like a cross between Sesshomaru and Inuyasha; emotionless when
necessary, but wore his emotions on his sleeves when he was with people he
trusted.
"You really should take over the family buisness when I'm gone, Sesshomaru."
He said to his eldest son.
"No thank you father, why not try the other one." Sesshomaru said
impassivly.
"I'M RIGHT HERE YOU BASTARD!!" Inuyasha screamed from the doorway.
Izayoi grabbed onto her son's ear once again. "Apologize."
"Feh." She sighed and let go of his ear.
"That's the best I'm gonna get out of him."
"Inuyasha! Kagome!! Good to see you two again." The man said cheerfully.
"Father."
"Outo-san," (sp?) Inu's dad got up and hugged both of them, then sat back
down again.
"So Inuyasha, would you like to take over the family business when I'm
gone."
"Nope, I'm not exactly the business type of guy." Inuyasha flopped down on the
couch and Kagome joined him.
"How about one of Kagome and your children?" Kagome nearly fell off the
couch, Inuyasha's eyes were as wide as saucers.
"WHAT!?!?!" Kagome screeched, hurting every demon in the room's hearing.
"You should talk to those two about having kids." Inuyasha mumbled, half
from shock, half from sexual frustration. Sesshomaru glared at him, and Rin
blushed.
After about an hour or two of Inuyasha and Sesshomaru bickering, while their
dad tried to convince one of them to take over his company after he died,
which would be in a few hundred years, by the way. And Rin, Kagome, and
Izayoi talking about their significant other's many MANY faults, Inuyasha,
Sesshomaru, Rin, and Kagome took off to visit more friends and family.
^_^
Kirara what a surprise!!! Oh Shippo I haven't seen you in years!!" Kirara's
mother hugged both of them and led them into the huge house.
"Where's dad?" Kirara asked, as her mother led them to the huge living
room.
"Buisness trip, oh, he'll be so sad he missed you two. So, how is
everything? Have you two finally gotten together?" Kirara and Shippo
sweatdropped. Kirara's mom had been after them to get together since they
were in elementary school.
"No mom. I suggest you put away the wedding books." Kirara mumbled.
"But you two make such an adorable couple." Her mom whined, and the two
blushed a nice shade of beet red.
About an hour later, a bright red Shippo and Kirara stood by the door saying
there goodbyes.
"See you tonight mom, we're in town for two days."
"Alright, bye you two." She waved to them as they got into the car and drove
off.
"So, where to now?" Kirara asked Shippo.
"Kagome's. Sesshomaru said for everyone to meet there."
"Don't you have anyone to visit?"
"After my parents died, my aunt took me in. Last year she died in a car
accident." Shippo said softly.
"Oh, sorry."
~_~
"Sango!!"
"Okaa-san!!!" Sango squealed as she hugged the woman at the door. She had
dark brown hair, with matching eyes. She looked to be in her late thirties,
early forties.
"Come in!! Oh you must be Miroku." Arumi said to the boy with Sango.
"Sango's told me so much about you."
A beet red Sango stood ny Miroku begging her mother to stop.
"Really? Like what?"
"SANGO!!" The cry came from the boy standing by the entrance to the living
room, smiling at his adoptive sister. Sango ran past Miroku and Arumi.
"Souta!! I love you, I love you, I LOVE YOU!!" Sango yelled as she squeezed
the life out of the poor boy. "Thank you!! You are a GOD!!"
"Thanks, I try...uh Sango?"
"Yeah?"
"I can't breathe." Sango immediatly released the boy, who took a deep
breath.
"Drama queen." Sango mumbled and took a look at her watch, 2:10.
"Shouldn't you be in school?"
"I'm sick." Souta said and started coughing.
"Are you alright?" Sango said, her voice full of worry. "Wait, you just
coughed on me. I swear if I get sick it'll be your neck." Sango's rantings
fell on deaf ears, because at that moment Souta had spotted one of the
members of his favorite band.
(Right next to his sister's of course)
"Oh man!! Sango! Is that Miroku!!?? The Miroku!?! Drummer for 'Demonic
Soul'!?!?!"
"Is he looking at my ass?" Sango asked dryly.
"Yeah."
"Yep, thats definitly Miroku."
"Cool!!" Souta went up to the drumer.
"Um...can I have your-"
"Souta! You're supposed to be in bed!!!"Arumi said to her son, shooing him
to his room. Leaving Sango and Miroku alone.
"How old is that kid?"
"Um... he should be fourteen by now...Miroku?"
"Yeah?"
"Move you're hand."
^_^
"We're here, now will you get out?!" Kagome said as she hopped out of Inuyasha's car.
"Feh." Inuyasha grumbled but got out of the car anyway. Kagome looked up to
the shrine and groaned.
"To many steps."
"Feh, pathetic human." Inuyasha lifted Kagome bridal style, (to Kagome's
joy) and in two leaps they were at the top of the stairs, and standing by the
front door.
"You can put me down now, you know." Kagome said. Inuyasha grumbled some more, but put her down anyway.
"You know we won't be able to kiss while we're here right?" Kagome had to
stifle a giggle at the look she got from Inuyasha. His eyes went wide and
his mouth hung open. Then his expression did a complete 360 and changed to a smirk.
Before Kagome could even register what was going on, his lips crashed onto
hers in a bruising kiss. Kagome let out a small gasp and Inuyasha smirked
into the kiss and slid his tongue into her mouth. The lack of air forced
them apart.
"Well then, I guess we'll just have to make out here then." Inuyasha
smirked and leaned in for another kiss, but Kagome's hand in his face
stopped him.
"I dunno why I even let you kiss me. We don't even go out."
"Oh. I didn't even know you wanted a relationship." Inuyasha said sadly.
"I don't, but..."
"But what?" Inuyasha semi-yelled.
"How about friends." Inuyasha's face went slack, and sadness crept into his
eyes. But the next words she said, were the three little words every man
dreams of hearing. "Friends with benifits."
Before Kagome could even blink she was pinned to the front door, with
Inuyasha's lips pressed firmly to hers. He pushed his tongue into her mouth
to taste her. Kagome moaned into the kiss when Inuyasha's hand went up her
shirt to knead her breast through her bra.
The soft click on the other side of the door went completely unnoticed by the two, that is until the door opened. And since the laws of gravity suck,
they both fell inside, and onto the floor, with Inuyasha on top of
Kagome.
Both looked at the pair of shoes in front of them, then the legs, chest
and
finally the face.
"Um...hiya Mama, long time no see." Kagome said against Inuyasha's
mouth. "You remeber Inuyasha right?" Inu's hand flew from under Kagome's
shirt.
"Hey."
Arumi only chuckled at the two and walked into the kitchen.
"Do you think she suspects anything?"
"Just shut up and get off of me." Kagome grumbled and pushed the dog
demon off of her. Inuyasha helped her to her feet and stole a kiss.
"We can still make out in public right?" Kagome just sighed and went
into the living room.
"What! I just wanted to know!!"
"You're hopeles." Kagome called back, before entering the living room.
Sango was sitting on the couch watching some anime when Kagome sat down next to her.
"What's up Kag?"
"We need to talk."
^_^
Inuyasha was still standing by the door, grinning like an idiot, when
it opened and hit him in the face.
"What the f-"
"Language Inuyasha." Ms. Higurashi said popping up out of nowhere.
"Feh."
"As articulate as ever, eh Inuyasha?" Shippo said, coming through the open door, followed by Kirara, Kouga, Sesshomaru and Rin. "Feh." Inuyash a grumbled and flipped off Shippo.
"Jerk."
"Rodent."
"Asshole."
"Twerp." The girls and Sesshomaru looked back and forth between the two
as they argued.
"Well as much as I'm sure we all enjoy a battle of wit," Kirara said
laying on the sarcasm. "I think we'll go look for Kagome and Sango." She said
pulling away Rin.
"Bye guys." Rin called as she was pulled into the living room, and was
dumped onto the couch next to Kagome and Sango, who were deep in
conversation.
"Hey, watcha talking about?" Rin said, sounding a lot like a two year
old.
"Nothing." Sango said quickly.
"Can't be nothing, because if it was then you wouldn't be saying
anything. Therefore it has to be something." Kirara said wisely.
"We're talking about my sex life." Kagome said in a "would-you-please
go-away-so-I-can-finish-talking-to-my-"sister" kind of voice.
"Spill it." Rin squealed, practically jumping on the couch.
"Wait! You have a sex life, and I don't!?! Am I the only one who sees
something wrong with this picture?" Kirara said, earning one of the
stuffed animals that adorned the couch in her face.
"So spill!!" Rin squealed again, this time shaking Kagome's arm.
"Ok, it's about me and Inuyasha's sex life." Kagome said, trying to
keep a straight face. Both of her friends stood there, just staring at her,
eyes wide, mouth gaping open, all color draining from their faces. Kagome
mentally laughed and continued in her most passion filled voice.
"He has the most gifted tongue in the world, and, he has a huge-"
Kagome never got to finish her sentence because both of her friends finally
came out of their stupor and made a mad dash for te door.
"I was gonna say room, damn perverts." Kagome mumbled with a giggle.
"Anyway back to what we were really talking about... Brad Pitt is way
hotter than Orlando Bloom." Sango said.
"No way, it's all about Orly." Kagome said with a grin, that quickly
faded. "Um... Sango, we really do need to talk, It's really important." Kagome
said, nervously chewing on her bottom lip.
"I'm alway here for ya Kag."
"You remember me and Inuyasha in High School right?" Kagome said, eyes
downcast.
"Yeah, that on off, on off, thing you two had." Sango said nonchalantly,
then it hit her. 'Oh no Kagome, please no. He broke your heart once,
don't let him do it again.'
"Well...it's on again." Kagome whispered and Sango mentally groaned.
^_^
Miroku stood staring at Inuyasha, who still had that stupid grin on his
face.
"I know that face. Somebody got laid. Go Inuyasha!! You old dog, I
didn't know you had it in you!!" Miroku slapped the dazed hanyou on the back,
sending him flying forward a few feet. "How come Sango just won't do
that with me?" Miroku whined.
"Cuz I-" Inuyasha was cut off by Arumi, who popped up out of nowhere,
yet again.
"Oh there you are Inuyasha. Can you do me a favor and go with Kagome to
the store for me please?'
"Sure thing Ms.H, um...where is Kagome anyway."
"Living room." Arumi said, as she headed back to the kitchen.
Inuyasha went to the living room where he saw Kagome and Sango talking
in hushed voices.
"Oi, bitch, c'mon we have to go get something for your mom." Inuyasha
said as he grabbed Kagome's arm and pulled her outside.
"You know, you could've just asked."
^_^
"End of this week!!"
"Two weeks!!"
"This week!!!" Sango screeched at Miroku.
"No he'll be whipped by the end of two weeks!!!!!"
"How much are they betting anyway." Shippo asked, turning to Kirara,
and Kouga. Rin and Sesshomaru were even taking a make-out break to watch
the argument unfold.
"Um...$50 I think." Kirara said with a thoughtful expression.
(I really don't know the whole yen to dollar thingy so have patience with me.)
"Oh, I say two days. Kagome could turn him into an obedient puppy in no
time."
"Two weeks!!"
"One week!!"
"Four days!!" Rin shouted.
"Three days!!" Kirara said.
"A week and a half." Kouga calmly said.
"What do you think Sesshomaru?" Shippo said, and all eyes turned to said
demon.
"WELL!?!?" Everyone said in unison.
"Well, since I've know the pathetic excuse of a demon for all his life,
and pretty much the same for Kagome. I'd say, by the time they get back."
"Yeah right, one week!!!!"
"Two weeks!!!!!"
"Three days!!!"
"Two days!!!!"
"Four days!!!"
"A week and a half!!!"
"You're all pathetic. One day."
^_^
"You are a shameless jerk!!" Kagome yelled as she stomped away from
Inuyasha.
"No I'm not. You're practically my girl, so I can do that!!"
"You cannot GRAB MY ASS IN PUBLIC!!!" Kagome whirled aroud and glared
at him through her 'I'm-a-super-model-in-hiding-sunglasses.'
"And you won't even say sorry!!! Just stop following me!!!" Kagome
screeched, and turned the corner, leaving the boy staring at her
retreating figure.
'Should I go after her? There is that stupid 'give-girls-a-while-to-
cool-off-before-you-go-chasing-after-them' thing Sango's always telling me
about. Maybe I should actually listen this time.'
A shrill high pitched squeal cut of Inu's train of though. Seconds
later he was surrounded by a crowd of grinning school girls and some boys.
"Oh my god!! Are you Inuyasha!?!?!?!" A grinning red-head asked.
"Yeah, what of it?"
"Oh my god!!! Can you sign my shirt!?!?!"
"Sign my notebook!!!"
"My bag!!!"
"Sign my bra!!!"
"Dude I love your band!!" (Sorry I couldn't resist.)
Inuyasha looked at the growing crowd of people. 'But then again,
listening isn't my strong point.'
^_^
'Stupid, arrogant, annoying, self centered, super hot, cute
eared...where was I going with this again?" Kagome was to busy trying to figure that out to notice the three girls in front of her, that is until she walked into them.
"Oh, I'm sorry."
"It's alright-Oh my God!! Kagome-chan!!!" One of the girls squealed.
"Yuka! Eri! Ayumi! I haven't seen you guys in forever!!!" Kagome said
to her old best friends as she hugged each of them.
"What are you doing here?" Eri asked her rockstar friend.
"Oh, well,um...I'm not supposed to tell. Sesshomaru can be one mean
manager if he finds out I blabbed."
"He's your manager!?! He's like the hottest guy in Japan!! He pretty
much ties with Inuyasha!!!" Ayumi squealed.
"Speaking of Inuyasha, is it true?" Yuka had a mischevious gleam in her
eyes.
"Not you guys too. No it's not true." Kagome said with a groan.
"Really?" The girls said in unison with saddness in their voices.
"Yes really." As soon as the words left her lips, her waist was
encircled by two strong arms from behind. "Ok, maybe a tiny bit."
The light kiss on her neck, followed by the breif nibble on her ear,
then the whispered "Sorry babe," in her ear made her have to bite back a
moan.
Then the squeal from her friends brought her out of her Inuyasha
induced daze.
"Kagome!!! There's an Inuyasha on you!!" Yuka screetched.
"Don't make any sudden movements, or he might flee." Eri whispered to
her friend.
"What the hell, am I an antelop now?" Inuyasha grumbled.
"Inuayasha, you remember Yuka, Eri, and Ayumi." Kagome said as she
closed her eyes behind her sunglasses, preparing for the headache she knew was coming
'If I can't see you, then you can't see me...like that ever works. Ok
they're not really here, when I open my eyes, they'll all be gone, and
I'll wake up and still be in bed with Inuyasha...wow even in my head that
sounds wrong.' Kagome opened her eyes to find her friends still drooling over
her "boyfriend."
'Why doesn't that ever work!?'
"LOOK THERE HE IS!!!" The squeal fromdown the street made the 5 friends
snap their heads around.
"OH MY GOD!!! HE'S WITH KAGOME HIGURASHI!!! I LOVE YOUR BAND!!!!"
"Um...thats our cue to say bye bye." Inuyasha said as he scooped up
Kagome
in his arms, and took off down the street, away from the screeching
crowd behind them.
"Bye girls!! Talk to you later." Kagome yelled over the screeching.
"Hurry Inuyasha!!! they're gaining on us!!!!"
^_^
A couple hundred screaming fans, two flirtatious cashiers, and 4
fainting girls later...
-_-;
"Here they come!!" Rin yelled to the others as she saw Inuyasha and
Kagome come up the shrine steps.
Immediatly, everyone in both bands, and Sesshomaru, were crowding
around the window.
"I have just reached an all time low in my need-a-boyfriendness."
Kirara mumbled.
"Hey, I've got a great idea, how bout we up the odds a little, to say
about, hmm i dunno, maybe a hundred each." Sango said slyly.
"Fine here."
"Sure."
"Whatever you want my beautiful butterfly." Er...
"Why not."
"You're all pathetic, and you're all gonna lose."
^_^
"Take it!"
"NO!"
"Hold it!!"
"NOO!!!"
"Please Inu."
"Feh." Inuyasha grumbled but took the bag anyway, after all he could never
resist her puppy dog eyes.
When Kagome opened the door she was met with the unusual sight of
everyone handing Sesshomaru money.
"You cheated." Kirara seethed as she handed Sesshomaru the bill.
"Sessy, since we date and everything, do I still have to pay you?" Rin
asked with a slight pout. Sesshomaru leaned down and captured her lips
in a short, and gentle kiss. When they pulled apart, he whispered, in his
most loving voice, "Yes." Rin did the anime fall.
"Um...not gonna ask, don't wanna know." Kagome said as she and Inuyasha
walked past them into the kitchen.
"Kagome!!" Jii-chan and her little brother yelled in unison when she
came into the kitchen.
"INUYASHA!!!" Souta practically threw himself onto the boy, roughly
pushing Kagome out of the way in the process.
"Hey twerp." Inuyasha said playfully as he ruffled Souta's hair.
"Just wait, you little munchkin land reject. I know where you sleep."
Kagome grumbled as she put away the things for her mother. Then dragged
Inuyasha out to the living room, after prying Souta off of him finger by finger.
"Can you all please follow me upstairs, I have something very important
to tell you all." Sesshomaru said as he led both bands up the stairs.
"Um.. how hell do you know my house so well anyway." Kagome asked as
she trailed behind him. "You haven't been stalking me, have you?" She only
recived a cold glare from Sesshomaru.
"No. I gave him a grand tour while you and your lover were possibly
making out in the middle of the street." Sango answered.
Sesshomaru led them all to one of the bedrooms on the second floor.
(ORGY!! Don't listen to me, im on a painkiller induced high.)
"Alright then, Demonic Soul, please stand here." Sesshomaru gestured to
the spot next to him, just inside the room, while the girls still stood
outside, looking thoroughly confused.
"Ok in three days there will be an auction, which all of you will be
attending." Sesshomaru ignored the multiple groans and continued. "And
the girls will have a special part to play in the auction." Sesshomaru
pulled out four peices of paper, and handed it to the girls. "This auction has
a theme, and you, Down the Rabbit Hole, are going to have to perform to
that theme." Sesshomaru said as the girls looked at the papers.
"Mulan? That'll be easy, loved the movie. I cried."
"When she cut her hair, you ass." Kirara smirked at Rin.
"WHY DID SHE DO THAT!?! SHE HAD REALLY NICE HAIR OK!!" Rin yelled back, with tears in her eyes, amking everybody.
"Jaken never gets anything right. It's actually a Mulan Rouge theme."
As soon as the words left his mouth two things happened simultaneously,
Sesshomaru slammed the door shut and locked it, and the girls lept for
his throat, but came face to face with the door. Loud yelling could be
heard from the other side of the door.
"Sesshomaru!!! Get out now so I can kill you with my OWN HANDS!!!" Came
the muffled yell from the other side of the door, sounding like Kirara's.
"Sesshomaru you are going to be one sexually deprived dog if you dont
CHANGE THIS!!!!!" Rin screeched followed by loud bangings on the door.
"HEY!!! THAT'S MY ROOM!!!! GET OUT NOW AND I PROMISE I'LL KILL YOU SLOW AND PAINFULLY!!" Kagome yelled
"Really compeling argument Kagome." Inuyasha yelled back.
"HEY!! I WAS GONNA LEAVE ON YOUR BALLS!!!"
"I SWEAR IF YOU GUYS THINK I'M GONNA DRESS LIKE A WHORE YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING!!! MIROKU!!! I KNOW YOU HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS!! YOU GUYS CAN'T STAY IN THERE FOREVER YA KNOW!!!!!" Sango yelled as "prettyful" images of her beating every guy in that room into a bloody pulp invaded her mind, followed by an evil cackle.
"What's the matter, is the great Sesshomaru afraid of a bunch of little
girls?" Miroku taunted, he only got an icy glare, Sesshomaru seemed to
be handing those out a lot lately.
"You know what they say. Hell hath no fury as a woman scorned. Or would
you like me to remind you of you little incident with Sango and the butcher
knives?" Sesshomaru said with a slight smirk. Miroku cupped his balls at
the memory.
"No thanks."
"They're gonna rip us to shreds if we even stick a leg out there." Shippo said, eyeing the door warily.
"Whatever, this was all worth it, just to hear Rin deny Sesshomaru sex.
Go Rin!!" Inuyasha cheered between fits of laughter.
"You're not getting any either Inuyasha!!!" Kagome yelled from outside.
"Damn. Well, not like I was getting any before." Inuyasha grumbled with
a pout.
The boys heard the muffled yell of dinner from Souta, followed by the
sound of the girls' footsteps draw farther away.
"C'mon let's go eat. They wouldn't kill us in front of Kagome and
Sango's family." Kouga said, opening the door...coming face to face with four
mad as hell girls.
"Um...don't hurt me."
Before there could be any mass homicides, Sesshomaru jumped betweeen the girls and the boys.
"Wait!There's a press conference tomorrow. I don't think we should
show up there bruised and bloody. And I haven't even finished yet." Sesshomaru said, discreetly stepping away from the girls.
"This is a very important auction for your careers, as you know, at
some auctions people get to bid on dates with the stars." Right about now
everyone in both bands got a sinking feeling in their stomachs.
"And this year, I've been asked to help set up some of the things to be
bid on at the auction. So I got an idea and I passed it on to my superior
at the auction comittee. And you are all going up to auction." A sadistic
smile spread across Sesshomaru's lips.
"WHAT THE FUCK!!! I'M NOT GOING UP THERE TO BE BID ON BY SOME CREEPY LITTLE FAN GIRLS!!!!" Inuyasha yelled, practically shaking the house
"And fan boy." Sesshomaru inserted.
"YOU'RE NOT MAKING THIS ANY BETTER!!!!"
"Hmm...hundreds of fans spending their money for a date with me. Haven't I
been saying there should've been something like this for years?"
"No what you were saying was alot closer to a strip club." Sango said
dryly to Miroku. "And I'm not doing it. How do you know the person isn't a
rapist or a stalker who would make dolls from your hair?" She said with shudder.
"We're gonna have body guards there right?" Kirara asked.
"I wonder how much I'll go for?"
"A dollar max." Shippo shot at Kouga.
"Sesshy am I going to auction too." Rin said in her most innocent
voice.
"Sorry Rin, but yes." Rin mumbled something that sounded suspiciously
like "I'll drop all my yoga and gymnastics classes." making Sesshomaru go
pale instantly.
"This is soo wrong." Kagome grumbled.
"I know, I'm really starting to think Sesshomaru really may be Satan
incarnate." Sango grumbled back.
"No, not that, mama changed my room color, it's purple now. Yuck!!"
Sango sweatdropped.
"It's offical, I attract weirdos."
^_^
About two or three hours later everyone left Kagome and Sango's
house for their own.
"Goodnight my sweet Sango, you shall be in my dreams." Miroku said
romantically, and kissed the back of her hand.
"If it envolves Kagome, Rin and Kirara and a shirtless pillow fight, I'm
fine not being in 'em." Sango said dryly.
"Sango, I'm hurt...you guys aren't always topless....at the beginning
of the dream anyway." Mirkou said, only to have the door slammed in his face.
^_^
Kagome wandered into the kitchen only to come face to face with her
mother.
"Oh hi Mama, you scared me." Kagome said, Arumi giggled at her
daughter.
"So Kagome, how are you? I was gonna ask sooner, but you seemed a
little...um...preoccupied with Inuyasha." Arumi said, setting down some
tea in front of her beet red daughter.
'I doubt Mama has anything stronger than this.' Kagome thought, looking
down
at the tea in her hand.
"So I take it you and Inuyasha are dating now." Arumi said looking at
Kagome over her tea.
"Sure." 'Vodka LOTS OF VODKA!!!' Kagome thought as she downed all her
tea in one gulp.
"Well, would you look at the time ::yawn:: Yep definitly time for
little rockstars to turn in. Night okaa." Kagome leaned over and gave her
mother a peck on the cheek and practically flew out of the room.
"But it's only 7:45."
Kagome ran into the bathroom to take an extra long relaxing buble bath,
which turned into an extra long bubble bath nap.
About an hour later the loud banging on the door drew Kagome out of her
light slumber.
"C'mon Kagome!!! GET OUT!!!! I know plucking you nose hairs takes a
while but -" Souta's comment was cut off when Kagome threw open the door,
hitting him in the face.
"Owwy. I taste blood." Souta whimpered as Kagome stomped past him and
into her room.
As soon as she closed the door, she was pinned to it, with a hand
pressed over her mouth, muffeling her scream. She felt a hand on her thigh, and slowly starting to move up. That was about the time that the treasured
reflexes that Kami bestowed onto all women kicked in...literally. She
kneed him in the balls. The weight on her body eased, as the person turned
into a
fallen crumpled mass of black hair on the floor.
Kagome was about to run out her door, when a hand gabbed her ankle and
pulled
her down onto the floor.
"What'd you do that for bitch!?!!?"
"...Inuyasha?" Kagome looked at the person next to her. He had dark
violet eyes, and hair that was darker than hers. No doggy ears or any other
things that would mark him as a demon or hanyou were visable.
"But you're a human! But you do look a lot like him. Say something
Inuyasha-ish." Kagome said, eyeing the "imposter" critically.
"Feh, stupid wnech. Why should I even have to prove myself to you bitch!?!"
Inuyasha grumbled.
"Oh my God!! You are Inuyasha!!" Kagome squealed and rolled ontop of
him and gave him a long lingering kiss.
"But you're all... human looking." Kagome said with a pout, still laying ontop of him, in only a towel.
"New moon." Inuyasha said bluntly.
"Oh, right, when you turn human. I've never gotten to see you like this.
It's diffrent."
"Yeah, I usually lock myslef in my room 'til morning. Which is where
everyone in the mansion thinks I am. Okaa is probably still lecturing
the door on embracing it's humanity. I snuck out a little before sunset,
and ran all the way here. So what'd ya think?" Inu asked, running his
de-clawed hand up and down her towel covered back.
"Well you do look amazing, as usual." Inuyasha tried not to wince at
her words. 'Shee thinks I look better as a human.'
"But I think you look way hotter as a hanyou. And how can I live
without your ears." Kagome looked to the top of Inuyasha's head sadly, then
back down to his grinning face.
"I don't think I've ever loved anyone more than I love you right now." Before Kagome could even get out a gasp Inuyasha captured her lips in a
bruising kiss. He rolled them over, so he was ontop, without even
breaking the kiss.
Some time during the kiss Kagome's towel slipped down a little,
exposing her breasts. Kagome moved a hand to cover her exposed skin, but Inuyasha stopped her.
"You look beautiful as you are. Don't hide that...unless you're with
other guys." Kagome's giggles turned into moans as Inuyasha nipped and sucked on her neck and shoulders, slowly making his way down. He licked down the valley between her breasts, before coming to play with one of the
mounds of flesh. He licked her nipple then blew on it, watching it turn into a
hard peak.
He took her breast in his mouth, nipping and sucking gently, while his
hand worked on her other breast. The mewls of pleasure, moans and groans
from Kagome was music to his ears. His other hand roamed her body, currently moving slowly down her stomach, which quivered slightly and his hand
ran over it. His hand began it's torturously slow journey down, while
Kagome's moans only grew louder.
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
"Don't answer." Inuyasha mumbled, and kissed her.
"It's my mom." What a moment ruiner. Inuyasha groaned and rolled onto
his back.
"Kagome? Can I come in?" Her mother asked.
"Sure mom, just give me a second." Kagome answered. 'Oh shit, oh shit,
oh shit!! Stupid Murphy's law, stupid Murphey. I hope his death was slow
and painful.'
"Inuyasha! Under the bad." Kagome whispered, practically stuffing him
under
the bed.
"Wench, I'm not going under the bed!!" Inuyasha whispered angrily.
"Get under there or it'll be your head." Kagome growled.
"Feh like you -"
"The one down there." Inuyasha grumbled but got under the bed anyway.
Kagome readjusted her towel, and made sure her room held no trace of
Inuyasha-ness.
"Kagome, is everything alright in there?" Her mother called from
outside.
"Yeah mama." Kagome opened the door and stuck out her head. "Hey."
"Kagome, can we talk?" Arumi asked her slightly nervous looking
daugter.
"Sure okaa. Um...come in." Kagome stepped aside to let her mother in."What's up?"
"Kagome, I know things have been hard since your break up with Hojo.
But by the looks of things you've seemed to have bounced back." Arumi said to
an increasingly red Kagome. "Anyway I just wanted to tell you, now that
the wedding's off, that I've never liked that boy." Kagome giggled and
hugged her mom.
"Yeah, he was kinda...um....bleh, wasn't he." Kagome said wrinkling her
nose.
"And I personally think, that if you were to marry someone, it should
be Inuyasha." Kagome blushed to the roots of her hair.
"Um...sure, but I think we're just gonna take it slow right now." 'Wow,
could there be a bigger lie on the planet?' Kagome thought as she pushed
her mother out the door.
"Well, g'night mama. I'll talk to you tomorrow. I have to get all my
rest, you know early to bed early to rise, makes a girl healthy wealthy and wise, and all that good stuff. Bye."
"Oh and Kagome." Arumi said, standing in front of the door.
"Yes mama?"
"My room is right next door, Inuyasha can stay, but if I hear any
"sounds", he'll be sleeping downstairs." Arumi said then turned around to leave.
"It's good to have you home Kagome. Goodnight Kaggie, you too Inuyasha."
Kagome groaned and shut the door.
"Well, it's not gonna be a good night anymore." Inuyasha grumbled,
coming out from under the bed.
"Stupid mother's intuition. I better get one that good when I have
kids." Kagome grumbled, glaring at the door.
"Um...kids?"
"Not yours silly."
"What!! Then who's!?!
"Preferably Orlando Blooms."
"Feh. He's gay."
"I should throw you out the window right now. You know bones break when
you're human." Kagome said with a glare that could freeze hell."Now turn around so I can put on clothes please."
"Feh, you can't even get dressed in front of me. I'm hurt." Inuyasha
said in an overly dramatic voice, but turned around anyway.
"It's not that I can't put clothes on in front of you. I just doubt how
much I would get to put on." Kagome mumbled as she stripped of her towel
and changed into her pajamas.
"You can turn around now."
"I don't know why you even bother wearing clothes. I'll just take 'em
off any -wow. That's what you sleep in." Kagome was wearing a white, almost
see-through halter top with a very happy looking frog in the middle,
and white shorts, with little frogs decorating it.
"Um...I think you're drooling." Kagome giggled. "C'mon, lets go to bed,
I'm really sleepy." Kagome said with a yawn.
"But what I had planned is so much more fun than sleeping." Inuyasha
whined, but took off his shirt, sneakers, and socks and climbed into bed next
to Kagome anyway.
"Goodnight Inu." Kagome mumbled and cuddled closer to him.
"G'night babe."
"I told you not to call me babe."
"Fine bitch."
"Or bitch."
"Okay, okay. My bitch."
"You're hopeless."
"But ya love me."
"I'm still trying to figure out how that happen-" Kagome's sentence was
cut off by Inuyasha's passionate kiss.
"Shut up and go to sleep...bitch."
^_^