InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Life Twists And Turns. ❯ I'm Still A Guy. ( Chapter 9 )

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Life Twists And Turns.

A/N: I do not own Inuyasha, but all original characters belong to me, But Eniola belongs to angel-up-above-heaven.

All Songs Belong To Their Rightful Owners/Singers.

Chapter # 9
“I’m Still A Guy.”


A week after moving in found the group of teenagers sitting in the large living room, watching a movie. Sango sitting on the couch beside Rin, who was snuggling with Sesshomaru. Koga and Ayame were sitting on the floor with Miroku, leaning against the couch. Kagome was snuggling with Inuyasha on the loveseat and Miroku seemed to be the only one unhappy.

“Why not my dear Sango?” Miroku whined for the fifteenth time sense the movie started.

“She already said once Pervert.” Inuyasha snapped. “She would wanna be that close to a pervert like you.”

“Inuyasha.” Kagome said, trying to keep her gaze serious, until he gave her a puppy dog look. “Okay, that is sooo not fair.”

“And why not?”

“Because you have the ears too pull it off.” he chuckled a little and smiled.

“But you can’t see my ears.” he said,

“Yes I-” she stopped when she saw him fling his charm around his neck. “Okay, take that thing off!”

“The shirt? Alright then.” he shifted, taking his arm from around her shoulders, and after grabbing his shirt at the bottom, tugged it off his head. “Happy now?” he asked and watched her blush. More then likely bringing up mental images of when she saw him naked in his kitchen.

“No, I meant the-”

“Geez Kagome, You want me to take my pants off too? Who knew you were such a pervert. But.” he stood and was about to unbutton his jeans when Kagome suddenly hid her face in the loveseat, mumbling something he couldn’t hear.

“What was that?” he said with a grin.

“Take the damn necklace off you idiot!” she yelled, glaring up at his half-naked body.

“Oh, the necklace. Well why didn’t you just say so?” he asked innocently. And, still shirtless he tugged the chain over his head.

If Kagome thought he had a nice chest when he was human, she was way over ‘nice’ in his half demon form. She had never seen anyone with so many muscles in the chest before! But then again . . .he was technically the only one besides her father . . .her father.

Tears pooled in her eyes as she remembered him. It hadn’t been that long sense it happened, was it?

“Kagome?” Inuyasha asked, his early teasing completely forgotten as he looked down at his almost-crying girlfriend. “What’s wrong?”

“N-Nothing . . .I’m f-fine.” she sniffled out, looking away and wiping away the tear that had escaped her eye.

“If you wanted me to put my shirt back on that badly all you had to do was ask.” he said slowly, shrugging a little.

“It’s not that. I actually don’t mind too much.” she muttered. “What day is it?”

“It’s Saturday, and what’s the day matter?”

“No, I meant . . .what’s the date?”

“Um . . .February 16th, I think, isn’t it?” he asked Miroku who nodded. “Yeah, the 16th.”
“Then it’s tomorrow guess.” she whispered, momentarily forgetting that they were there, until Sango said.
“What’s tomorrow?” Kagome jumped, eyes wide, before she gave Sango a weak smile.

“N-nothing. It’s not important. Um . . .if you’ll excuse me for a little while I have things I have to do.” Without waiting to an answer she stood, and headed for the stairs. Not looking back she slowly walked up them, stopping to look down at the family portrait on the wall opposite the stairs. And with a sigh she walked up the rest of the way, heading to her room.

“What’s wrong with her?” Inuyasha whispered, looking up after her.

“Did you say it was the 16th?” Souta suddenly asked, sticking his head into the living room.

“Yeah. What of it?”
“Oh. Poor Kagome.” Souta whispered. “She was the one who was there.” he turned and yelling into the kitchen. “Hey mom! Make some oden for Kagome! She’s sad again!”

“Alright, I’m on it!” Eniola replied from the kitchen, sticking her head out of it to smile at the group still looking confused in the living room. “Don’t worry yourselves. Kagome well be back to normal after tomorrow. No need to worry.”

“Back to normal? What are they talking about?” Inuyasha muttered, looking back at his friends in confusion.

“Your guess is as good as mine.” Miroku said with a shrug. Everyone else nodded.

A few hours later and everyone was gathered around the table as Eniola put out Kagome’s favourite dishes, in an attempt to cheer her up.

“I guess Souta’s having no luck getting Kagome. Inuyasha dear, would you like to give it a shot?” Eniola asked sweetly.

“Um . . .sure,” he replied slowly, before getting up an jumping halfway up the stairs.

When Inuyasha reached Kagome’s door he saw the door was open all the way. And Kagome was sprawled on her bed, laying on her stomach.

“Kagome. You got to come down for dinner.” Souta complained again. “Mom made all your favourites.”

“I’m not hungry.” was Kagome’s weak whisper.

“Oh come on Kagome. Don’t beat yourself up over it, it wasn’t your fault.”

“Yes it was. Everything was always my fault, remember?” she lifted her head to give Souta a glare that made Inuyasha shiver who wasn’t even being looked at.

“It was never always your fault!”
“Yes it was!”

“No it wasn’t. That time I broke my arm. That wasn’t your fault. Or when grandpa tripped over a rock, you were at school, so that wasn’t your fault. Or that time mom burned herself. That wasn’t your fault either!” he was looking at her helplessly now. “And he wasn’t your fault this time either!”

‘He? Whose he?’ Inuyasha thought, had Kagome gotten pregnant once or something? He mentally gasped at that thought, she was still virgin, he knew it. She just had to be.

“I don’t care. If he hadn’t of gotten in the way it would have been me instead of him. And it would have been better off that way.”

“Don’t say that!” there were tears in Souta’s eyes now. “I-I don’t want you to say that.” he whispered, looking away. “I don’t know what I could have done if I lost you, Aneue.”

“Souta-”

“How can you think that!?” Souta suddenly snapped, silent tears rolling down his cheeks. “He gave his life for you Kagome! And you wished he hadn’t!?”

“Would you just listen to me for a second!?”

“I don’t want to listen! Just because Dad pushed you out of the way of that car and saved your life doesn’t mean you have to say you wanted it to be the other way!”

“But it was my fault he had to push me out of the way in the first place Souta!” Kagome yelled, now sitting up, silent tears also rolling down her cheeks. “If I hadn’t of run out into the street like a stupid little girl then he’d still be here!”

“But you were just a little girl Kagome!” Souta yelled back.

“I . . .t-that’s . . . GET OUT!” she screamed, flopping back down on her bed. More tears rolling down her cheeks as her body shook with silent sobs.

“Kagome . . .” Souta whispered.

“I said get out.” her voice was sharp and threaten. And Souta didn’t argue. But when he turned to the door he gasped.
“I-Inuyasha.” he whispered and Kagome’s head instantly snapped up, whipping towards her bedroom door. He gave them a sheepish smile.

“I . . .uh . . .You mom sent me up here . . .seeing as Souta was having no luck getting you to come down stairs for dinner.”

“I’m not hungry.” she repeated, sending Souta a glare.

Souta, not being the one to argue with Kagome when she was mad, ran out of the room, down the stairs and into the kitchen. Quickly taking his place at the table.

“So . . .” Inuyasha muttered awkwardly. “Can I come in?”

“Door’s open isn’t it?” Kagome snapped. Inuyasha winched a little. He had never heard Kagome use that tone before, especially not directed at him.

“Alrighty then.” he said with a small sigh, before walking in, and closing the door. “Are you going to tell me why you’re so upset, or am I going to have to ask?”

“Who said I was upset?”

“One: You’re crying. Two: Your aura’s crackling around you. Three: I can smell your sadness rolling off you in waves.”

“You can smell emotions?”

“You lived on a shrine and no one told you this?” Inuyasha suddenly asked. Sighing again he walked over to her, and a small spark flew off his shoulder. He winched. “You must be miko.” he muttered. “You mind turning the powers down a notch? I don’t wanna get purified here.”
“What are you talking about?”

‘She doesn’t even know!’ he groaned.

“Just . . .calm down okay?”

“Whatever.” she buried her head back in her pillows and Inuyasha sighed yet again.

“Would you stop that, you’re going to suffocate yourself.”

“I don’t care.” came her muffled reply.

“I do.” She lifted her head up a bit to see his concerned violet eyes staring at her.

“I thought I told you, you don’t have to hide yourself from me.”

“I do if I want to stay half demon. You miko powers are going to purify the ass off my demon.”

“Miko powers?”

“Never mind. We’re going to have to get Miroku to work on that with you.” Inuyasha shook his head. “But, anyway. What’s wrong?”

“Nothing.”
“Bullshit.”
“Well you can take your bullshit and shove it up your ass!” she snapped, her aura crackling around her again, hurting the now human Inuyasha.

“Jesus Christ Kagome!” he snapped, backing away. “Fine! If you don’t want to talk to me then fine! Sorry I cared!” he yelled before storming out the door and slamming it. And for good measure he slammed his door when he walked into his room as well.

She looked over at the picture of her dad on her nightstand and sighed. “Oh Dad, what have I done?”

XXX

The next day Kagome refused to leave her room, telling everyone that she wasn’t feeling well, but Eniola and Souta knew better. And they couldn’t help but feel a little responsible for her sadness.

“Kagome. Please come out?” Sango said, knocking on the door.

She would have just opened it, though Kagome had it barricaded, and the humans couldn’t push it open. And the demons could even touch the door without getting slightly purified.

“I’m not feeling well Sango.” Kagome replied.

“Not feeling well my ass.” Inuyasha muttered, glaring at the door.

“What was that dog boy!?” the door flew open to reveal Kagome. She looked horrible. Her hair was all messed up, tangles and knotted, there were dark bags under her eyes, and she was paler then a sheet.

“Did you just call me dog boy!?” Inuyasha yelled, glaring harder at her.

“Well, if the ears fit.” she said confidently, crossing her arms across her chest and leaning her hip on the doorframe. Inuyasha just growled. “Don’t growl at me!”

“Would you just tell us what’s gotten you so . . .depressed?” Sango asked gently.

“Nothing’s got me depressed. I’m fine.”

“Kagome.” Miroku whispered. “I can feel your aura, and it practically screams sad.”

“And I can-” Koga started.

“Yeah, yeah I know. You can smell it can’t you.” she glare at him. “Stupid demons and their stupid noses.”

“Hey.” Koga and Sesshomaru said at the same time. Glaring at her, then at each other.

“You do know you’re dating a demon right?” Rin asked. Giving Kagome a weird look.

“He doesn’t count.”

“What’s that supposed to mean!?” Inuyasha yelled, suddenly getting the wrong idea.

“It means you’re the only one not harassing me about how I smell sad.”

“Well-”

“Just tell us what’s wrong Kagome.” Sango said. “Please? We want to help.”

“You can’t help. It’s over and done. Nothing can change that.”

“Nothing can change what?”

“The fact that I killed my father.” she snapped, disappearing into her room and slamming the door.

“S-She killed her f-father?” Rin stuttered. “H-How?”

“She didn’t kill him.” Souta muttered. “She blames herself.”

“Then what happened?”

“She was a little kid, 7 or 8 I think. And I can’t really remember why but she started to run across the road. Dad saw a car speeding down the road just as he noticed Kagome standing directly in it’s path. He ran out into the road to get her, but seeing as he didn’t have time to get her and leave, he pushed her away from him. Out of the path of the car. And . . .he got hit instead. Kagome still has nightmares about it. The car ran over him, ripping his arm from his body, and decapitating him. We didn’t know what happened until Kagome came home.” He stopped, and shook his head. “Dad’s head in her arms.” he whimpered a little, before running down the hall to his room.

“She . . .carried her fathers head . . .all the way home?” Sango whispered, looking back at Kagome’s door. “And . . .she felt responsible for his death?”

“Poor Kagome.” Rin whispered, heading down the stairs. Everyone followed her, except Inuyasha. He just stood there, staring at her door. She didn’t know, but he had been there that day. He could still remember it. It had been the day after his mother died.

***********Flash Back****************

“Hey Dad! Look!” a 7 year old Kagome laughed, pointing to a butterfly as it fluttered from flower to flower.

“It’s very pretty sweetheart.” her father replied. His deep blue eyes watching her as he smiled. “We have to be getting home soon, your mother’s waiting.”

“Right! You always told me it’s not a good idea to keep mommy waiting.” Kagome smiled, taking a hold of her father’s hand.

“That’s right.”

Kagome looked across the road, and saw a little boy watching her. He had deep amber eyes and long silver hair. He was wearing a dark red hat on his head and he looked pretty sad.

“Hey daddy, why do you think that boy looks so sad?” Kagome asked, unknown to her the little boy could hear her.

Her father looked across the road at the boy, and the boy flinched away a little.

“I don’t know sweetie. But-” he stopped when he realized Kagome had run across the road towards the little boy. “Kagome!”

“Just a minute daddy! I want to talk to him!”

“Kagome! Look out!” her father yelled.

Kagome turned and saw her father’s horrified face looking at her, as he ran towards her.

“Daddy?” Kagome whispered. “Daddy, wha-”

“Kagome! You have to move!” her father yelled again, as he pushed her out of the way. Just as a car hit him in the side.

“Daddy!” Kagome screamed, as she saw her father’s arm roll away from the car. “Daddy?” she whispered again, crawling towards the body that was laying in the middle of the road.

Her father’s head rolled towards her, and hit her hand.

“Daddy? Get up Daddy. Please get up!” Kagome cried, putting his still bleeding head in her lap. “Daddy?”

“Someone call 911!” someone from the street yelled.

And the little boy stood, there watching it all as she picked her father’s head up, and started walking off. No one tried to stop her. And he watched. His heart aching for the girl, and she turned to look at him. The same heartbreaking sadness in her eyes that was in his.

******************End Flashback*****************

‘She . . .ran across the road . . .to see me.’ he thought as he gently opened the door, ignoring the pain that shot through his arm. ‘If I hadn’t of been there, she . . .wouldn’t have ran across the road, and her father never would have had to save her.’

He walked over to her, looking at but not really seeing her laying facedown on her bed. He sat beside her, ignoring the look she gave him when she lifted her head up. And . . .when she saw the tears in his eyes she got worried.

“Inuyasha?” she whispered, but her voice fell on deaf ears.

‘It was my fault.’ he thought, repeating it over and over. ‘All my fault.’

“Inuyasha, are you okay?”

He reached for her, faster then she could have noticed, and pulled her against him. Still not saying anything.

“Inuyasha?”

“This is all my fault.” he whispered, burying his head in the crook of her neck.

“What’s your fault?” she whispered back, still slightly confused as to why he had tears in his eyes.

“Why your dad is dead.”

“W-What?” she asked, her voice didn’t sound like her own. At least, not to her.

“I was there that day. Remember?” he asked pulling his head back a little, and looking at her. “I was the little boy that you ran across the street to go talk to. And your father ran after you. If I hadn’t of been there, then . . .he would still have been here.”

“Little boy?” Kagome whispered. “What l-” suddenly the face that little boy from that day flashed through her mind. His long silver hair, cute face, and sad looking amber eyes. She had been looking at a younger Inuyasha. “Oh.” was all she could say as she locked eyes with him. And saw the same hurt in his eyes now as there was that day.

“I’m sorry Kagome.” he whispered, looking away.

“It’s not your fault.” she smiled weakly at him. “It really wasn’t your fault.”

“But-”

“No buts. Just please don’t beat yourself up it. I don’t want you to feel bad because I feel sad.”

“Yeah well, I can’t help it.” he whispered, kissing her cheek gently. “I love you Kagome. Remember that?” he smiled a little. “And I hate to see you sad. That’s why I hate it when you cry. It just . . .tears me apart when you cry.”

She was shocked to say the least. Inuyasha wasn’t usually so open. Especially about how he felt. Could he really love her for her? And not just because she was rich? Well, technically, he was rich too. But still. How would she be able to turn him away if at the end of the month she didn’t feel the same way about him? She’d just have to worry about that when, no, if the time came.

But, something told her that she wouldn’t be turning him away.

“Inu-” he cut her off by gently putting his finger to her lips.

“I’d love to stay and chat.” he smirked a little. “But you seem slightly distracted.”

“I what?” she looked confused before she remembered what he was talking about. “Oh, no it’s fine, you don’t have to go.”

“Um . . .I kind of do. I’ve got a show tonight, remember.”
“Oh . . .right.” she laughed nervously. “I forgot.”

“I did too until Sango reminded me about an hour ago.” she laughed a little. And he smirked. “See, I like it a lot better when you’re smiling.” Her smile brightened.

“Hey, you wouldn’t mind me tagging along would you?” she asked.

“Not at all. I’d actually prefer it if you came along.”

“Well, I was going to come wither you liked it or not.” and he laughed. “But seeing as I have your permission I don’t have to sneak in the back.”

“You wouldn’t sneak in the back.” he joked. “You’d hide behind Sesshomaru.”

“Just because he makes an exhalent shield, and a much better door then a window.” Inuyasha laughed at this. “Means nothing.”

“I’m starting to think you like him more then me.” he pouted a little.
“Well . . .”

“Hey!” Inuyasha snapped glaring playfully at her.

“Well. If you give me your permission.” she pushed him back a little. “I’ll prove that I like you more then him.”

“Depends. You’re not gonna like, lock me up somewhere are you?” he asked, eyeing her suspiciously as she pushed him to lay down. And crawled on top of him.

“If I was going to lock you up, I couldn’t do this.” she grabbed his hands, pushing them up over his head, and kissed him roughly.

To say he was shocked at her sudden boldness was an understatement. Who would have thought that sweet, innocence, timid Kagome could be so bold?

He did when he felt her tongue force it’s way into his mouth.

He desperately wanted to grab her, flip their positions, but with her holding his hands above his head, he couldn’t do that. She wasn’t strong enough to hold him down . . .fairly.

Holding his hands above his head with miko powers was defiantly was not fair play.

So, he wouldn’t play fair wither.

With a little bit a wiggling, and a hell of a lot of self control, Inuyasha had his legs wound around her waist, and his eyes were open when hers flew open. He winked at when they locked eyes.

He flipped them over, happy that he now had her hands pinned above her head. And he was the one who was being bold.

Using one hand he kept both of hers, he trailed his other hand down her side. Barley grazing the flesh under the cloth with his claws. And she shuddered.

He chuckled a little, and slipped his hand under her shirt. Gently grazing his claws over her belly, causing her to laugh into his mouth. He smirked against her.

His hand traveled up until it was just at the base of her breast, that’s when he realized what he was doing.

His eyes snapped open to see Kagome’s eyes staring at him, giving him a question look. Be it from him stopping or what his hand was doing so close to her chest he had no idea.

That’s when Miroku walked by the room, the door still fully opened.

“Oh . . .my . . .god . . .” could be clearly heard, well, to Inuyasha it was.

He instantly pulled his head away from Kagome, snapping it towards Miroku, which in turn flipped his long hair over his shoulder to show Miroku just how far his hand had been. With the hem of the shirt bunched at his wrists, and his hand disappearing from there into it.

“Well Yash.” Miroku said, a perverted smile on his face. “Who knew you’d be doing this with her mother right downstairs?”

A lamp suddenly hit Miroku square in the face, and Inuyasha was standing, another lamp ready to be thrown in his hand. And Miroku hauled ass down the stairs. Slamming the door behind him.

Inuyasha was still glaring at the door when Kagome’s breathing went back to normal. Or, somewhat normal.

“Well . . .” she whispered, fixing her shirt just as he turned around.

“Hey, listen. I-I’m sorry about that.”

“About Miroku? He was always a pervert.” did she have any idea what he had been trying to do?

“N-No, but I might as well apologize for him too.” he gulped. “But, I meant for what I . . .um . . .you know . . .tried to do.” he was looking away by now, his face bright red. And his face went redder as she giggled.

“It’s alright. I don’t mind.” her reply shocked him, and he whipped his head towards her so fast he thought he got whip lash.

“W-What?” he asked suddenly.

“Are those ears of yours not working?” she laughed a little. “I said I don’t mind.”

“Do you have any idea what I just tried to do?” he asked, shock and disbelief written clearly on his face.

“Oh, I have an idea.” she said, and his blush returned. “But, I am not upset about it.”

“And why not? I just tried to feel you up!” his blush came back full force after that.

“I know. Key word being tried. But seeing as I had barley registered what you were doing when you stopped.” she paused, and thought ‘though no one really told you to stop.’ “I figured that you were probably more concerned about my permission to do so then your own personal desires.”

The girl had a point.

He had been more concerned about her when he stopped. He didn’t want her to think he was some hormone crazed kid who only wanted a quiet fuck and be over with. Though he had done that with pleasnty of girls meant nothing.

He also wanted her to allow him to touch her like that, for him to have her permission, for her to want it, and her love, before he did anything like that.

He smiled weakly, before heading to the door.

“Be ready at 7. Alright?” he called back, sending her a glance over his shoulder.

“Yup!” she cried happily. And his smile brightened.


6:52pm:

“Kagome! Hurry up!” Sango yelled, whole knocking on her door. “We’re going to be late!”

“I’m almost done!” she called back. Inuyasha suddenly appeared beside Sango, still in half demon form.

“She’s still not ready?” he asked, shaking his head.

He was wearing dark blue almost black jeans, and a black t-shirt that said ‘Bite Me’ in white letters, and he was wearing a black leather jacket over that. (A/N: Guess he likes black. XD)

“Nope.” Sango said, and Kagome’s door opened. And Kagome smiled.

“Sorry, I only woke up about 20 minutes ago.” she laughed nervously.

“You only woke up 20 minutes ago?” Inuyasha repeated. That was the fasted he had ever seen a girl get ready. And she looked hot!

She was wearing a dark red dress that hugged her curves, and her chest. The top dipped into a deep ‘V’, showing a lot of cleavage. An amount that Inuyasha wasn’t entirely okay with letting anyone else see. Her hair was tied back, a few strands hung near her face, and she had light red eye shadow on, and red lipstick. He had to smile and snake his arms around her waist.

“Well hello gorgeous.” he said, his voice husky, and Kagome blushed.

“Hello handsome.” she said back, and looked down at what he was wearing. She laughed. “Why am I not surprised?”

“Huh?” he looked down at himself, and glared playfully at her. “What’s wrong with what I’m wearing?” he asked, linking his arms across his chest.

“I never said anything was wrong with it. But I just couldn’t picture you in a tux.” he pouted and she laughed. “You look cute when you pout.” she cooed and he gave her a weird look, his eyes telling her ‘You are sooo weird.’ but his ears had instantly perked at the comment. “Your ears already gave you away Inu.” she laughed, reaching up and stroking his ear a little. He was purring shortly after.

“Damn ears.” was his half-hearted reply. She giggled again. Soon the ears she had been holding were gone, and she was now holding air.

“Hey!” she snapped, glaring playfully.

“We got to go.” the now human Inuyasha said, taking her hand and walking down the stairs.

“Geez! It took you long enough!” Koga complained.

“Sorry, sexy here was playing with my ears.” Inuyasha said, motioning to Kagome. Who blushed deeply.

“What ever. Let’s go.”

“Oh and Inu?” Kagome asked,

“Yeah?” he said, his arm still firmly around her waist.

“We can’t be that close after we leave the house.” now he was confused, and getting the wrong idea.

“And why the hell not?”

“Because. The tabloids already know I’m dating Inuyasha, and if they see me getting too ‘friendly’ with Inu-Niichan they’ll probably do some big article about how I’m two timing you. How I can two time you with you makes no sense but still.”

“That . . .is actually a good point.” he said, nodding a little. “But that doesn’t mean I have to like . . .stay five feet away dose it?”

“No.”

“Good.” and before anyone opened the door, he kissed her deeply. Mumbling an ‘I love you’ against her lips he opened the door, and stepped outside, followed by Koga, Miroku, and Sesshomaru.

“Oh Sango, what am I going to do?” Kagome whispered.

“What do you mean?”

“At the end of the month I have to tell Inu if I want to continue dating him . . . Or if I want us to be just friends. I-I don’t know if I could ask him to ‘just be friends’ if I don’t feel the same about him.”

“Don’t worry.” Sango wrapped her newly found best friend/sister in a loving embrace. “Just listen to your heart . . . It will know what to do.”

“I hope your right Sango.”

xxx

“Alright everyone! We have a special treat for you tonight!” an announcer said over a speaker as he stood on the stage in front of the surprisingly large crowd. “Tonight Inu-Niichan will be singing for us!” the crowd cheered and Inuyasha stood, winking at Kagome before jumping up on the stage.

He smirked as he took the mic. Who would have thought that Inuyasha the hanyou would be liked by so many people? Defiantly not him.

“Alright!” he said smiling. “This is a fairly new sang that one of my friend wrote for me. Or rather . . . I kinda borrowed it.” He looked towards Miroku who was giving him an accusing look. “Yeah that’s right Roku. I’m talkin’ to you.” He blinked. And the music started.

“When you see a deer you see Bambi
And I see antlers up on the wall
When you see a lake you think picnic
And I see a large mouth up under that log.”

He was trying so hard not to laugh at this. Miroku had written this for Sango. He was just using it for Kagome.

“You're probably thinking that you're going to change me
In some ways well maybe you might
Scrub me down, dress me up but no matter what
I'm still a guy.”

He looked at Kagome as he sang the next part.

“When you see a priceless French painting
I see a drunk, naked girl
You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy
And I'd like to give it a whirl
Well love makes a man do some things he ain't proud of
And in a weak moment I might walk your sissy dog, hold your purse at the mall
But remember, I'm still a guy.”

He didn’t miss the alarmed look she got when he said ‘Drunk naked girl.’ and he almost laughed again.

“I'll pour out my heart
Hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground
'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by.”

He glared at Miroku at that line who grinned sheepishly and moved away from Kagome who was sitting beside him.

“I can hear you now talking to your friends
Saying, "Yeah girls he's come a long way"
From dragging his knuckles and carrying a club
And building a fire in a cave.”

“But when you say a backrub means only a backrub
Then you swat my hand when I try
Well, what can I say at the end of the day
Honey, I'm still a guy.”

He couldn’t really say that he’d tried to give Kagome a backrub as of yet but hell . . . What did it matter right about now?

“I'll pour out my heart
Hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground
'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by.”

“These days there's dudes getting facials
Manicured, waxed and botoxed
With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
You can't grip a tackle box.”

He mentally shuddered at the next line.

“With all of these men lining up to get neutered
It's hip now to be feminized
I don't highlight my hair
I've still got a pair
Yeah honey, I'm still a guy.”

He saw the shocked and horrified looks on all the guys out in t7eh crowd and was thankful that none seemed to be ‘neutered’.

“Oh my eyebrows ain't plucked
There's a gun in my truck
Oh thank God, I'm still a guy.”

He sighed when he finished, and smiled as everyone clapped. Stepping down he went back to sit with the rest of the group. He smirked at the look Miroku gave him.

“Thanks for the song Roku.”

“You thief.” Miroku muttered, getting up to let him sit next to Kagome.

“Whatever. Looks like they liked it.”

“Yeah! I love it.” Kagome said happily. Then her expression turned horrified. “Are their really guys getting neutered?”

“God I hope not.” Inuyasha groaned. “What’s the point of having a dick if your just gonna cut it off?”

“Uh . . . They don’t cut their dicks off Inuyasha.” Sango said with a laughed,

“What?”

“Haven’t you ever heard how they neuter animals?”

“No.”

“They leave the penis on, and cut their balls off.” Inuyasha’s face went pale. He visible shuddered, and Kagome noticed his thighs unconsciously clench and she laughed.

“That’s just . . .sick.” he looked like he was gonna puke. “Poor animals.” he muttered.

“It’s mostly just dogs.” she said offhandedly, and Inuyasha looked horrified. Sesshomaru’s eyes had also widened. Koga was laughing. “Wolfs are part of the dog family too Koga.” he paled as well.

“Okay, Sango.”

“Yes Kagome?”

“Shut up before you make them puke on me.”

“Sorry.”

“Okay, on to a less revolting topic.” Kagome shrugged when Inuyasha gave her a very fearful look. “Oh relax. It’s not like I’m gonna get you neutered.” Inuyasha’s eyes went wider, and his face paler.
“W-W-W-What!?” he almost yelled, his voice cracking a little. “What the hell m-made you think that’s w-what I thought!?”

“Oh damn. That was supposed to be a surprise.” Inuyasha jumped up and was hiding on the other side of Sango when everyone laughed.

“Not funny!” he yelled, hiding behind her further.

“Inu-Niichan I’m joking.” she said giggling a little. “I wouldn’t do that. What if I wanted to have kids with you? Couldn’t happen if you were neutered.”

“You want to have kids with me?” he expression looked like a cross between happiness and fear.

“Urgh!” she groaned, hitting her head on the table in front of her. “Do you always take things so seriously?”

“Maybe?”

“Oh never mind. I’m tired.”

“What time is it?” Koga asked, looking at Miroku’s watch.

“10.”

“Geez, we’ve been here longer then we thought.” Koga muttered.

“Okay you can stop hiding behind me now.” Sango said to Inuyasha and he nodded slowly, moving out from behind her.

“Lets go home.”

“Yes! I really need some sleep.” Kagome muttered, standing up and stretching.

Once they were outside the club and inside Kagome’s limo Inuyasha took his charm off and cuddled Kagome to his chest. Everyone seemed to have fallen asleep in the limo.

“You’re not really going to get me neutered are you?” he asked quietly. “Cuz though I may not like it if that’s what you w-” he was cut off by her laughed. She kissed his cheek lightly.

“No. I don’t want that. I would never ask that of you.”

“Never?”

“Never.” she replayed with a nod.

“Good cuz I really don’t like that idea.” she laughed and snuggled closer to him.

“I don’t blame you. If someone wanted to cut off my boobs I’d freak.”

“I really don’t like that idea either.” she hit him playfully on the shoulder and he laughed, kissing her gently.

It wasn’t long before they pulled into the driveway and they all headed into the house. Going into their bedrooms and falling asleep.

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There’s the chapter. Sorry for the longish wait. But I’ve been really freakin busy. My mom doesn’t want me to spend time over at my best friends house because she doesn’t trust her. My best friend had recently ran away . . .or so her parents thought when reality her friend had kidnapped her and taken he to a party.

But it was COMPLETELY her choice to not call them and to by the booze. But anyways, off topic.

Hope you like the chapter. Please review, Bye!