InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Longing ❯ How to out sneak a sneaky wench ( Chapter 32 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
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Stealthy. The perfect example of cunning. The dark figure slowly slinked through the hut full of slumbering humans, intent on achieving his nefarious goal. Maybe this time. Maybe now, he can obtain the object of his deepest desire. His new-found obsession. His senses tingled when he thought about the secrets the sacred treasure contained.
He got down on all fours and crept towards one of the sleeping human females. He brought his nose down to her face and inhaled deeply, using his senses to reassure him that she was indeed unconscious. Without taking his eyes off her, he reached out and slowly undid the clasp of the large yellow bag she always kept with her. He scooted closer to it, and peered in, still glancing up every few seconds to make sure she didn’t wake.
His heart skipped a beat when he found it. He gently scooped the precious bounty out of the bag and tucked it into his clothes. His mission was almost complete. He glanced fearfully at the sleeping woman. As quietly as he could, he closed the bag and redid the clasp.
*clack*
*snore* “Mmmmf…Inuyasha?”
He nearly jumped out of his skin, then sat frozen in his current pose, with one hand on the bag. His eyes were glued to her now, and his heart was thundering in his chest.
Her arm flailed out, then dropped just short of him, barely missing by half an inch. He held his breath and remained still, nervously sniffing the air around him. After what seemed like an eternity watching the sleeping woman, he started creeping backwards towards the door, still keeping low to the floor.
He crept slowly…fearfully…carefully…never taking his eyes from her. He was so intent on keeping watch for his own safety, that he didn’t realize he was nearly out until he suddenly felt the wall sneak up on him near the door. He was startled at this and jumped when he came into contact with it, letting out a little yelp. His eyes grew wide when she began to stir, then he panicked and quickly darted out the door, and out into the all-consuming darkness of the night.
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I nuyasha sank down at the base of Goshinbuko, breathing heavily and clutching his chest. ‘Damn…that was close!’ He closed his eyes, and tried to take a few deep and calming breaths. After he felt settled, he carefully pulled his precious “treasure” out of his haori. ‘What the fuck is a diary, anyways?’, he thought, feeling a little jealous about his mate’s consistent reaction to the book he now held.
After looking around the clearing, and sniffing the air carefully to make sure nobody was present to catch him, he slowly opened the book and began to read the first page.
“Inuyasha! Just what do you think you’re doing with my diary!?”
His head jerked up in surprise, and every muscle and joint in his body seized up. He couldn’t move. He was literally frozen in place, in the face of the one person he didn’t want to catch him.
They both stayed as they were for a few tense moments. The entire forest seemed to suddenly grow quiet, waiting for the miko’s explosion.
‘Oh god…I’m dead…I’m dead…I’m dead…I’m dead…’
*pop* When the purple smoke cleared, Shippo stood in Kagome’s place with a big, silly grin on his face.
“Seriously Inuyasha, check out the entry on July 10th. It’s a good one..heh,heh.”, he said with a waggle of his eyebrows.
“Fuck! Shippo, you fucking asshole! What the fuck did you think you were doing, fucking scaring me like that, you stupid dick!”
Shippo shook his head and chuckled. “Sorry, man…couldn’t resist. Seriously, though, I wanted to talk to you, it bothers me that you are so angry about me tagging along, and I would like to explain myself to you…if that’s okay.”
Inuyasha glared at him skeptically for a moment. “Feh. Whatever.”
Chapter 31 - How to out sneak a sneaky wench
(A/N - I had the theme song to Mission Impossible stuck in my head when I wrote this. LOL! I still can’t read it without theme music running through my head.)Stealthy. The perfect example of cunning. The dark figure slowly slinked through the hut full of slumbering humans, intent on achieving his nefarious goal. Maybe this time. Maybe now, he can obtain the object of his deepest desire. His new-found obsession. His senses tingled when he thought about the secrets the sacred treasure contained.
He got down on all fours and crept towards one of the sleeping human females. He brought his nose down to her face and inhaled deeply, using his senses to reassure him that she was indeed unconscious. Without taking his eyes off her, he reached out and slowly undid the clasp of the large yellow bag she always kept with her. He scooted closer to it, and peered in, still glancing up every few seconds to make sure she didn’t wake.
His heart skipped a beat when he found it. He gently scooped the precious bounty out of the bag and tucked it into his clothes. His mission was almost complete. He glanced fearfully at the sleeping woman. As quietly as he could, he closed the bag and redid the clasp.
*clack*
*snore* “Mmmmf…Inuyasha?”
He nearly jumped out of his skin, then sat frozen in his current pose, with one hand on the bag. His eyes were glued to her now, and his heart was thundering in his chest.
Her arm flailed out, then dropped just short of him, barely missing by half an inch. He held his breath and remained still, nervously sniffing the air around him. After what seemed like an eternity watching the sleeping woman, he started creeping backwards towards the door, still keeping low to the floor.
He crept slowly…fearfully…carefully…never taking his eyes from her. He was so intent on keeping watch for his own safety, that he didn’t realize he was nearly out until he suddenly felt the wall sneak up on him near the door. He was startled at this and jumped when he came into contact with it, letting out a little yelp. His eyes grew wide when she began to stir, then he panicked and quickly darted out the door, and out into the all-consuming darkness of the night.
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I nuyasha sank down at the base of Goshinbuko, breathing heavily and clutching his chest. ‘Damn…that was close!’ He closed his eyes, and tried to take a few deep and calming breaths. After he felt settled, he carefully pulled his precious “treasure” out of his haori. ‘What the fuck is a diary, anyways?’, he thought, feeling a little jealous about his mate’s consistent reaction to the book he now held.
After looking around the clearing, and sniffing the air carefully to make sure nobody was present to catch him, he slowly opened the book and began to read the first page.
“Inuyasha! Just what do you think you’re doing with my diary!?”
His head jerked up in surprise, and every muscle and joint in his body seized up. He couldn’t move. He was literally frozen in place, in the face of the one person he didn’t want to catch him.
They both stayed as they were for a few tense moments. The entire forest seemed to suddenly grow quiet, waiting for the miko’s explosion.
‘Oh god…I’m dead…I’m dead…I’m dead…I’m dead…’
*pop* When the purple smoke cleared, Shippo stood in Kagome’s place with a big, silly grin on his face.
“Seriously Inuyasha, check out the entry on July 10th. It’s a good one..heh,heh.”, he said with a waggle of his eyebrows.
“Fuck! Shippo, you fucking asshole! What the fuck did you think you were doing, fucking scaring me like that, you stupid dick!”
Shippo shook his head and chuckled. “Sorry, man…couldn’t resist. Seriously, though, I wanted to talk to you, it bothers me that you are so angry about me tagging along, and I would like to explain myself to you…if that’s okay.”
Inuyasha glared at him skeptically for a moment. “Feh. Whatever.”