InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Male Migraines ❯ Cookie Girl Drama ( Chapter 9 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you...

With the lincoln logs un-assed by Naraku, Inuyasha started to play with them. A moment later, a pretty little girl with a green and white skirt outfit walked up to him. "Cookie?" she asked him. She couldn't have been no more than two. "Cookie?" Inuyasha asked her. She nodded. "Sure," he said. The girl smiled hugely, then looked as though she were waiting. "So...where's the cookie?" Inuyasha said. The girl stopped smiling and looked confused. "Cookie?" she asked. "Do you want a cookie or--" She cut him off right there, nodding and smiling more than ever now. "Well, I don't have one. I thought you were going to give me one." Without a backwards glance, the girl turned around and left, going over to another girl who was playing with a barbie.

A/N: I'm sure everyone knows that the little girl was Kagome, right?

What the hell was all that about? He shrugged it off and started building a small replica of the western palace. The boy called Miroku moved on over to another little girl, the one that the girl in the green and white was playing with. Sitting down next to her, he put his arm around her shoulder. "You're my woman, Sango, so let's play house." Sango stared at him for a while. Then she reached around and picked up a little yellow and black twin-tailed kitten. "Kirara, get him." The cat jumped on his face and commenced to scratching, sending Miroku screaming and running around the daycare. Sango and Kagome exchanged glances, then went back to their dolls.

After a while, Kirara left Miroku alone and the center got quiet. Naraku was let out of the corner and instead of trying to steal Inuyasha's toys again, headed over to a girl who had been playing alone the whole time. She wore a red and white kimono and kept swiping a fan around, looking as though she were trying to do some kind of geisha dance; that, and muttering to herself. They whispered to each other, throwing furtive glances at Inuyasha the whole while. "If you got something to say to me, be kid enough to say it to my face!" Inuyasha yelled at them. They both stuck their tounges out at him and turned around, continuing to whisper.

A/N: Do I have to say it? I'm sure everyone already knows that this girl is Kagura!

Kaede sat watching everything from the front of the room. Sesshomaru's legs had quickly grown cramped from sitting in the childish chair and he had gotten up to move around and re-build his cirrculation. He paused to look at some of the crude drawings the children had made. There was one of a young woman in demon slayer's apparel riding a large cat-looking animal and holding a huge boomerang. Sesshomaru didn't get it. Then there was another one where this boy had his arms around two women who were looking adoringly up into his face, while around him were at least six or seven more. Sesshomaru had to smirk to himself and wonder what did kids know of sex at that age?

The last drawing was of a seemingly elderly woman with a knife sticking out of her back, her eyes lifeless and a puddle of blood surrounding her body. A little boy stood on top of her with a speech-bubble coming from him saying, "What now, be-yotch!" There was no doubt that that was supposed to be Naraku and Kaede. Completly out of bordome, Sesshomaru started looking for the arts and crafts materials. He found them in a plastic basket on a table. Rather than sitting down in one of the chairs, he took a seat on the floor, grabbed some paper, glue, scissors, and other items, and began making his own "masterpiece."

The children noticed him and went over to see what he was making. "I bet it's going to be something stupid, like a house or something," Kagura said. "Uh-uh," Sango said. "It's probably going to be something magnificent, like a unicorn." "Man, that's wack," Naraku interjected. "I bet it's going to be something ugly, like yo mama!" All hell broke loose. Between Sango and Kirara beating Naraku senseless and the others cheering for who they wanted to win (well, actually, everyone was on Sango's side), Sesshomaru finally finished his project. The fighting stopped so everyone could see it.

"An oragami crane?! That's your great sculpture?!" Inuyasha screamed at him. "I'd like to see you make one," Sesshomaru said simply. Pulling something on the top of it, the wings started moving, as though the bird were flying. Everyone "oohed" and "aahhed" at it. Across the room, Kaede stood up and clapped her hands. "Okay, snack time." Sesshomaru was quickly forgotten in the stampede of kids rushing to get to the snack tables. Kaede passed out animal crackers and a juice box to each child. Despite the fact that each person got the same thing, there was still an argument to be made.

"How come you got a lion and I didn't?" A little girl with a yellow checked kimono on complained (Rin). "Lady Kaede, I want a lion animal cracker too!" Kaede sighed and reached into the tin and pulled out a lion animal cracker. Her charity did not go un-noticed. "Hey, how come she got more than me?" Miroku whined. The other children followed suit. Kaede tryed satisfying all of them, but they all were being picky and just had to have this cracker or that. She finally snapped. "I don't give a damn what the fuck ye wants! Be grateful that you're even eating! I don't have to feed you! Like I really want to be spending my food stamps on you!" The kids were on the hush-mouth after that.

Later on, after snack time, Kaede ordered everyone to take a nap. "You don't necessarily have to go to sleep, but you sure as hell won't be up making noise and worrying me none." Naraku laid on a far side of the room, away from everyone else. Miroku had stratigically placed his sleeping mat to where Sango was on his left, Kagome was on his right, and Kagura's mat was above his. My dream of being surrounded by beautiful women has finally come true! Oh, thank you Buddha! Inuyasha settled down on another side of the room. Just as he felt he was dozing off, Kagome came over and chatted with him. "Cookie?" She asked him again. "No, I don't have a cookie," Inuyasha said tiredly. "Go away." But she wasn't taking no for an answer. "Cookie?" She asked again. "I said no! Leave me the fuck alone!" She sat down next to him and started patting his shoulder. "Cookie? Cookie!" Then she laid down and put her head on his chest. Inuyasha immediatly started blushing.

Whoa, my little brother is running more game than I've ran in my entire life! Sesshomaru thought. Yes sir, I'm definitly beating his ass when we get back home. Whenever that is. Miroku sat up on his mat and stared at him. "Damn! How'd you get her to do that?!" Inuyasha turned to him. "You want her? Take her!" Miroku got up and started pulling Kagome back, but she grabbed the front of Inuyasha's shirt. "COOKIE!!!" She screamed at him. "I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING COOKIES!!!!!" Inuyasha screamed back, causing Kaede and all of the other children to gasp. Well, all of the others except Kagura, who said nothing, and Naraku, who muttered, "That's right, show that bitch who's boss."

Kagome started shaking Inuyasha back and forth, demanding a cookie. "Cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie!" She yelled. He wrenched away from her. "Why don't you go and bother someone else for a cookie?! You know what, here," he pulled something out of his kimono sleeve. "I was saving this for later, but now I see that cookies are your crack. Here,take it. And be happy!" The little girl was starting to cry do to the tone of his voice. "I said, be happy!!" Inuyasha shouted at her. She put on a teary-eyed smile and walked away, nibbling on the animal cracker.

"Fuckin' retard," Inuyasha said. Sesshomaru kneeled beside him. Putting a hand on his shoulder, he said, "Ah, that's love for ya. Some girl who only wants you for what you have. And as soon as she gets it, she's like dust in the wind. You see 'em every now and then, but you don't say nothing to them." Inuyasha blinked at him. "Sessh, that made no sense. Unless you can tell the difference between grains of dirt. And then you also have to talk to it. But I think I get what you're saying. You're saying that you don't know what the fuck you're talking about." Sesshomaru stared at him, slapped him lightly up side the head, then walked off.

Inuyasha gave a deep sigh. Man, if girls are really like that, I'm never having a girlfriend. But mother told me that men are just like that too. What's a kid to do? He gave another deep sigh, rolled over, and took a nap.


Well, out a little later than had hoped, my bad! But I hoped ya'll liked it! Do the dew and review (oh yeah, I just made a hit-line! But the do the dew part...that could land me a few law suits...though I'm not gettting paid for this...so...yeah...)!