InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Male Migraines ❯ Whup Dat Trick! ( Chapter 12 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Wow, this is a long one! But, I pray that it's interesting enough for you! It's one of my more random peices (mostly due to the fact that some damn kid was breathing down my neck trying to use our computer. I can't write like that! Really pisses me off!), but here it is! So, who do you think will win the fight? Ah, you'll have to read to find out!

"Aaaaaaaahhhhh!" Kagome screamed as she charged Kikyou. Kikyou removed her hands from Inuyasha's head, but didn't get into a fighting stance. "Aaaaaaaahhhhh!" Kagome continued to scream. When she got up to her, she paused. "Okay, I have nothing," She admited. Kikyou blinked, yawned, checked her finger nails, then started wailing off on Kagome. The little girl fell to the floor and crumbled up into a ball. "Get up, Kagome!" Sango screamed. "Don't let her beat you! Think about what she'll do with your man! Whup dat trick!"

The chant of "Whup dat trick!" went up as the kids chanted for who they wanted to win. Kagura and Naraku voted for Kikyou to win. But that was to be expected since they didn't like Kagome. Said girl continued to ball up on the floor. Not being able to take seeing her friend in trouble, Sango jumped in and started pulling on Kikyou's hair. Kagome got up and started kicking Kikyou's shins. "Oh, ya'll done made this an unfair fight!" Kagura said and whipped out her fan. Swinging it, she shouted, "Dance of the dragon!" The strong winds that came with the attack dispersed everyone that was fighting.

"Now, last time I checked, these two pathetic priestesses wanted to fight over that even more pathetic hanyou. And that's what I want to see! Not all of this jumping in and helping each other shit, so Sango, stay the hell out of this!" She threw a threatening glare at the soon-to-be demon slayer. The other girl sucked her teeth and rolled her eyes, but otherwise didn't comment. Kagome and Kikyou squared up again, circling each other like wrestlers.

The table that had been used for snack time an hour ago was transformed into something like a concession stand. Juice, animal crackers, small peices of fruit and other things were laid out with price tags on them ranging anywhere from $1 to $5. "Might as well make me a little extra change on the side," Kaede said to herself. A few of the children ambled over and gave up the little money given to them that was supposed to teach them how to manage money wisely. So much for that.

Sesshomaru, who had been quietly watching all of this, decided that this was the perfect chance to get back in the lime-light. He went back to the arts and crafts section and wrote a few things on large peices of paper. He set them on a table for the moment. Giving a slight smirk, he went back to the crowd of kids and walked through the middle of the "ring". There he stopped. "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome the first annual Fresh and So Clean Daycare Center wrestling event. In this corner," Here he gestured to Kagome to his left, "Sporting the green and white outfit, weighing in at fifty pounds, she loves dolls, cookies, and evidently now, my little brother, it's Kaaaaaagome!" The cheers for her went up, along with her boo's.

Sesshomaru raised both of his hands to quite everyone. "And in this corner," he pointed to Kikyou with his right hand, "We hardly know her. Weighing in at about fifty pounds as well, I happen to know that her father's a total bastard (Won't let me borrow you're convertable, fuck you then!), she likes to hold lemonade sales with the e's spelled ass-backwards (that shit ain't cute!) and she believes that she deserves my mutt of a brother, it's Kiiiiiikyou!" The room errupted with negative comments. Her two fans had changed their minds about cheering for her. "Boo, bitch!" Naraku shouted at her, throwing his juice and apple at her. Her anger caused her aura to flare out much like a demon's youki. The power shredded the items.

Sesshomaru went and retrieved the signs he had made. On the first one were the words "Round 1." Walking along the crowd, he flashed them off, much the same way as the women who do the job do it. Well, he still looked decent while doing it, none of that tying his shirt back stuff. Kikyou was sitting in a chair on one side of the circle, while Kaede attended to her. "So far, we've only seen her curl up on the floor, but she's probably not going to do that anymore. Watch out for her right hand, that's what she uses half the time." She put cooking oil on her forehead and cheeks so Kagome's punches would slid off.

On the other side, Kagome was getting the same speech from Sango. "Now that we've seen what she's got, we know what to expect. Her power's immense, so be careful not to stay too close to her for too long. Do a one-two, then back out. Do a little dippin' and dodgin' if you have to, just don't curl up on the floor and take an ass-beating again." She put a mouth peice in her mouth (where the hell it came from is beyond everyone there. Not that they really noticed it but...). A timer used for baking went off and the girls sprang to their feet.

Kikyou got up nonchalantly, but Kagome had a fierce determined look on her face, refusing to be beaten this time. Then, as though planned, the girls rushed foreward. Kikyou started wind-milling her hands, and Kagome had her head down, scratching in random directions. One blow from her hit Inuyasha. One from Kikyou hit Miroku's crotch. He fell to the floor, grimacing at first, then smiling. "I'm never washing there again," he said in a half-dreamy voice. Kikyou and Kagome grabbed hair, clothes, anything they could get their hands on.

"You can't have my man!" Kagome screamed. "You're just mad because he don't want you! I mean, didn't you die? Why the hell couldn't you just stay dead!" Kikyou snagged the red handkerchief around Kagome's outfit and pulled her closer. "Listen here, damnit! I had him first! The only reason he thinks he likes you, is because you look like me! Had it not been for that, do you think he would've even thought about wanting you?!" She pushed Kagome away and stood back to give the girl time to answer.

"Yeah," She said slowly. Kikyou put a hand on her hip and gave her an indignant look. "Oh yeah?" "Yeah!" Kagome countered. "I mean, I look good...for a kid." Kikyou spluttered. "You?! I'm too pretty to laugh. Kaede, laugh derisively at Kagome for me." "Ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha," Kaede said, in a bored voice. "If ye is not going to fight, will ye two stop acting like they will?" "All in good time, little sister, all in good time," Kikyou said. Inuyasha stepped into the ring.

"Stop all the madness! If it's me you want, then you can have me! I won't let my comrades suffer all because of one person!" "What the fuck are you talking about?" Sesshomaru asked him, chewing noisily on an animal cracker, crumbs spilling all on his clothes. "Oh, wrong speech!" Inuyasha said. "What I ment to say was, that I don't want either of you two! Kagome, you only wanted me once you knew I had a cookie. And Kikyou, Kagome's right. You're dead! I don't do the necrophiliac thing. I'll leave that for Naraku." Naraku looked like he was about to attack, but then sat back. "Yeah, he's right, I like em' dead." He admitted with a sheepish grin.

Kikyou and Kagome gave a shocked stare at Inuyasha. "You really don't want either of us?" Kagome asked in a small voice. "I mean, that means that you see her at the same level as me, and we are definitly not equals!" "Not necessarily," Inuyasha stated. "It just means, neither of you are good enough for me." "And besides," Kaede interjected. "You're never supposed to fight over a man anyways. If he dosen't want you, let him go. You're worth more than that, so don't settle for such trash anyways." The girls nodded at her wise words.

"That's right, boy, we don't need you any damn ways." Kagome said. "I can do bad all by myself," She added. "That's right, learn a woman's worth!" Kikyou said. "Oh Kami! Inuyasha, what have you done?!" Sesshomaru said, finishing off the tin of animal crackers. "A female revolution is the worse kind of protest you could get. Damn, I feel sorry for you." Again, Inuyasha was happy that he was not yet of dating age. And when the day and age did come...well, he'd worry about that then.


Okay, this chapter was extremely long, my bad! And I know that this wasn't what people expected! Some wanted a Kikyou bashing, and others wanted to see Kagome dead in her own blood. But really, I don't care for either of them! So, to make things fair to all people, I decided to do something like a draw! Okay, now tell me how mad or disappointed or whatever you are in a review!