InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Male Migraines ❯ Puppy Love ( Chapter 11 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

You know, I just now thought of something. In a previous chapter, I said that Kagura was the one who had sent Sesshomaru a message on Myspace talking about "You're in my heart." But here in the past few chapters, I've had her as a child! Ah, my randomness had almost gotten the better of me! You don't necessarily have to put a picture of yourself on Myspace, so let's say that though she was on the site, it wasn't her real picture that he could see, so he didn't really know how old Kagura was. She's a bit above average for a toddler, okay? Okay! So, get along readin' little doggies!

An hour passed as the time set for the children's naps. One by one, they woke up and began to continue their activites as though they were never interrupted. Inuyasha was the last to rise, fearful of Kagome pestering him again. When he saw that she had once again taken up playing with Sango, he breathed a sigh of relief and looked for his brother.

Sesshomaru wasn't in the room. Walking over to Kaede, he asked, "Where's Sesshy?" Kaede looked like she was in a daze. Her eyes were closed and she had a faint smile on her face. "Now, now, Mr. Trump, don't you worry about your wife finding us none. I gave her a $500 gift card for Bed, Bath, and Beyond." Inuyasha gasped, then hurried to the front door. Looking out, at the far end of the mountain, Sesshomaru stood inside a phone booth, deep in conversation.

Inuyasha made his way closer so he could hear better. "No, I don't want a tow truck sent, just get your ass up here!...Yes I said up! The fucking car broke down on a mountain!...The crazy old bat who runs the place thinks the mountain air helps her or something, I don't know!...Dammit, Jaken! As my valet, it is your job to bring the car to me when I request it, even if that distance is over 200 miles!...No sooner than three hours?! An old man with prostate cancer can probably have an orgasm quicker than you could get up here!... Fine, just get here!" He hung up abruptly. Turning around he saw Inuyasha staring up at him with wide eyes.

"Sesshy, are we gonna be stuck here forever?" Inuyasha asked him. "Hell if I know. Jaken's known to be rebellious. Remember that time that he was supposed to take you trick-or-treating and instead took you to his community valet Halloween party? Yeah, it was that right there that made dad lose his inventation to Bill Gates' slumber party." "Wait, Bill Gates has slumber parties?" Sesshomaru gave him an incredulous look. "You mean you didn't know? All the major names in business have one. Ted Turner, Hugh Heffner, Oprah Winfrey, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Whoopi Goldberg, Bill Clinton, and a hell of a lot more! God, you're completly cluesless." Sesshomaru snorted and walked back to the daycare. "Wow, who knew?" Inuyasha mumbled to himself, following his brother.

As soon as Sesshomaru entered the building, all the kids got up and ran over to him. "Piggy-back ride! Give me a piggy-back ride!" Kagome demanded of him. First one brother, then the other. Yep, keeping it in the family... Kagura pulled so hard on his pants that his obi started to come undone and his boxers began to show. Immediatly, the girls fell into fits of hysteric screams and laughter. "Oh, come on, girls. You're gonna get me a charge!" He straightened his clothes, but they wouldn't let him go. Miroku hopped on his back and started pulling his hair. Naraku kicked him in his knee caps and sent him falling like a tree to the ground. "Timber!" He shouted, causing the others to scatter. He fell first on his un-injured knee, then onto his side. There he lay, twitching like an epileptic.

And a free for all it was! Miroku contined pulling on his hair, the girls kept pulling at his clothes, and Naraku kept kicking him. Finally, Sesshomaru shrugged them all off. "Leave me alone! For the love of Kami, please, no more! My body is fragile and bruises easily! If my good looks are damaged, Father won't be able to enter me into the Beautiful Bishounen competition, which I win every year, and my rep will be ruined!" Inuyasha face-palmed at his brother's comment.

As a last ditch effort to escape the annoying snots, Sesshomaru transformed into a smaller version of his true demon form. He had started running from the kids, but Naraku hopped on his back. "Yaw, bitch, yaw!" he shouted, slapping his ass to get him going. Sesshomaru came to a grinding halt. 'Hold up!' He spoke to Naraku, who he could only hope could hear him. 'I know you did not just slap my ass!' He turned his head to everyone else. 'Did ya'll see that too? Tell me this didn't just happen!' "Yeah, it happened all right," Inuyasha smirked. Naraku laughed and grabbed Sesshomaru's ears, digging his heels in his side to make him start running again. Sesshomaru wouldn't be moved. 'Last time I checked, this wasn't Broke-Back Mountain! I've been molested by a child!'

Kaede got up and grabbed Naraku and pulled him off of Sesshomaru. "Why do you insist on annoying me, woman?!" He screamed at her. "Your day's are already limited! I don't know how limited, I'd have to check my schedule, but they're limted. You will rue the day you messed with the all mighty Naraku! Well...start rueing!" Kagura walked up to him and whispered something in his ear. He turned his eyes toward the door, as a car pulled away. Everyone else saw it too, and for the moment, Sesshomaru was forgotton. Always needing to be the center of attention, this was not something that he was used to. He hung his head, whined, then laid down on the floor.

Whoever it was that was just arriving had emense powers. Any dumb-ass could see that, due to the aura around them. "Oh my god, It's Jesus!" Miroku said, immediatly throwing himself to the floor." "I thought you were Buddhist," Sango said. "Yeah, well, that was just a front my father told me to use if ever I needed a place to stay the night. But this...He's come again!" The person stepped closer. Miroku inched closer and started kissing their feet. "My lord, I will follow you till the end of the world, I will." Everyone rolled their eyes. "Ain't he just the biggest suck-up you've ever seen." Kagura commented.

The person who's feet Miroku was kissing, kicked him. "But, I thought you liked having people kiss your feet?" Miroku asked feebly. The person ignored him and walked farther into the daycare. Without the bright afternoon light shadowing their features, it quickly became clear who the new-comer was. "Kikyou!" Inuyasha gasped. "You know this girl?" Kagome asked with a hand on her hip. Inuyasha did a double take at her. "Wait, you can say more than just cookie?" Kagome ignored his question. "So, you know her?" She stared at him with a piercing gaze. "Um...uh, yeah. You know, I've seen her around." The truth was, Inuyasha had done more than just seen her around. He'd gone to the park near his house as often as possible just to meet up with her. His idea of fun was bringing her mud pies; her idea of fun was watching him dote on him with unreturned attention.

Kikyou strutted past the awed crowd, past Kagome, purposely bumping into her. Kagome curled up her fists and whispered, "Oh, you done messed with the wrong one, bitch. I wish you would run up in these hands, I wish you would!" Kikyou kept walking until she was in front of Inuyasha. "Inuyasha," she said simply. "K-Kikyou," he stammered. The priestess looked him up and down, then absently scratched one of his ears. "That's it!" Kagome shouted. "Don't lay another hand on him!" Kikyou only gave her a glance over her shoulder, much like Sesshomaru would do. Then she put her other hand on his other ear! "I'm warning you! Don't make another move!" Kagome said, taking a step foreward.

Kikyou then grabbed the front of Inuyasha's shirt and pulled him closer. Kagome couldn't hold back any longer. She charged with all the rage of a bull. The rest of the kids circled around them to watch the fight. Would Kikyou win? Would Kagome win? Would Sesshomaru ever get his spot-light back? Will Anna Nichole's baby daddy and her child ever be left alone? Find out on the next exciting episode of Dragon Ball Z! Opps, wrong show...!


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