InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Never eat strange things before bed ❯ We only have WHAT?! ( Prologue )

Any characters related to Inuyasha, Dragon Ball z, Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, Princess Mononoke, Sailor Moon, Sonic the Hedgehog, or Vampire Hunter D, oh yeah and there's a little Vash in here too, but they do not belong to me. They belong to the nice people who made them.

Don't ask me how I came up with this hehe ^.^;;

Sango: Yaaaahhhhh!!!!!!! -=twirls around, slapping Miroku across the cheek and whips out the boomerang, landing a firm thwack across the head=- Baka…hentai!!!

Miroku: Waaah! -=reels back and falls over=- @.@

Kagome: Umm…Inuyasha, can't we just stop for a little while? We've been walking all day.

Inuyasha: Why? Sango and Miroku seem to be dealing with it.

Kagome: If you're even paying attention, Miroku has been laid flat by Sango yet again.

Inuyasha: Huh? -=Turns around to see Miroku lying on the ground with a huge red mark across his cheek and all @.@=- Oh fine, we'll camp where the bouzu is lying, it's almost dark anyways. -=crosses his arms and looks away from Kagome like he's mad=-

Shippou: -=Sits on Miroku's chest, lecturing him on how it's not nice to grab a woman's ass or as he would say, bum=-

Sango: -=huffs then sits, the mini Kirara hops into her lap and curls up=-

Kirara: Mau…

Sango: -=smiles and pets Kirara=-

Kagome: -=sits next to Sango and smiles, setting her pack down to get them all dinner=-

Inuyasha: n_n Food! -=hops next to Kagome excitedly, if he had a tail it'd be wagging to no end, possibly whacking Shippou off Miroku's chest=-

Shippou: Hey! That's my line! -=hops next to Kagome also, awaiting for what she has in her pack=-

Miroku: @.@ Ooh the pretty stars…

Kagome: Think you hit him a little too hard this time, Sango?

Sango and Inuyasha together: Nah…

Kagome: -=frowns as she pulls out 5 boxes of melted coconut pocky and a box of stale chili cheese Cheeze-its=- This is all we have left.

Inuyasha: -=sniffs at the box of Cheeze-its=- What the hell are these, they smell old.

Kagome: I know but it's either this or nothing, it's too late to hunt and cook. Tomorrow I'll go home and get more food.

Inuyasha: -=Struggles with the box for about 10 minutes, refusing to let Kagome open it herself and finally rips the bag open, taking out one of the square orange crackers and pops it in his mouth :crunch:=- Hmm not bad…although they're a little stale.

Shippou: Hey! Give me some! -=pouts but then squeals all happy when Kagome hands everyone a box of melted pocky=-

Miroku: -=finally sits up, rubbing his head from the blow from both Sango's fist and her weapon, accepting the box of pocky=- Thank you Kagome

^After everyone finishes their strange meal of melted pocky and stale cheeze-its, they all stretch out ready for bed.^

Kagome: Good night Sango, Miroku. Good night Shippou, Inuyasha.

Sango: Yeah…-=yawns=-

Miroku: ZZZzzzzz -.-

Shippou: Ow! Stop poking me Inuyasha!

Inuyasha: Hehehe ^.^ -=pokes Shippou just to hear him squeak=-

Kagome: Inuyasha stop poking Shippou.

Inuyasha: Oh all right fine, just so you'll stop squawking and go to sleep. -=crosses his arms and leans his back against the tree, drifting off slightly, could be from those damn stale crackers Kagome gave him=-

^Pretty soon the whole party is asleep with wandering minds and bellies full of bad food^