InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Never eat strange things before bed ❯ Sango's Dream ( Chapter 1 )

Any characters related to Inuyasha, Dragon Ball z, Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, Princess Mononoke, Sailor Moon, Sonic the Hedgehog, or Vampire Hunter D, oh yeah and there's a little Vash in here too, but they do not belong to me.

Sango: -=yawns as she wakes up under the clear blue sky. She sits up and stretches the sleep out of her muscles=- My what a lovely day, isn't it Kirara?

Kirara: Nyaa

Sango: Kirara? o.o

Kirara: Mau?

Sango: -=blinks and raises her hands up to wipe the sleep from her eyes=- Oh what a night, at least I managed to get in a few hours sleep.

Kirara: The humidity didn't keep you up all night, Sango-Chan -=purrs and licks her paw=-

Sango: Ki-Kirara?! You can talk! O.o -=jumps up and stares at the mini cat demon with her mouth all wide=-

Kirara: Well…yeah duh, I can talk, I'm a demon after all.

Sango: Oh yeah…-=laughs and hauls her big boomerang back over her shoulder=- Well come on you little sweetie, you can ride on my shoulder today.

Kirara: No, today you get to ride on my back -=a spiral of flame engulfs Kirara and she now stands there in her full youkai form=-

Sango: Thank you Kirara, I'll try you get something special for dinner tonight -=hops up on Kirara's back and the cat demon runs off towards the town which can be seen on the horizon=-

^Soon they come to a poor town, Sango makes Kirara turn back into a small kitty and she hops on Sango's shoulder.^

Some drunken guy who scarily resembles Miroku: Hey baby, I haven't seen you around here before….Ooh what a cute little pussy!

Sango: O.O Excuse me!?

Some drunk guy who still scarily resembles Miroku: -=reaches up to pet Kirara=- What a pretty little pussy, mine got trampled by a horse.

Sango: -=the murderous glare in her eyes go away and it is replaced by pity=- Oh…I'm sorry sir…-=wrinkles her nose, the man's breath smells of booze=- But I must get going.

Some drunken guy who yet still will always resemble Miroku: All right lady, but you be sure to stop by the tavern later. -=grins and smacks her ass when she turns to leave=-

Sango: AAAiiiiiii!!!!!!! -=twirls around, pulling out her boomerang and thwacking the man over the head=- baka hentai…

Kirara: Mau…-=purrs and watches the drunk guy fall down=-

Some drunken guy who now really resembles Miroku is now unconscious: @.@

Sango: -=slings her boomerang back over her shoulder and continues her walk through the village=- Wow, I've never seen a place so poor…

Innkeeper who looks like Kagome: We're not poor young lady, we've a pest problem. Vampires tend to like preying on many of the villagers because they're always out late and not home like they should.

Sango: Oh…I'm sorry for your misfortune…

Innkeeper Kagome: You've got a weapon and apparently you know how to use it, you must be a vampire hunter!

Sango: What? No, no, I'm not a vamp…

Innkeeper Kagome: We've a vampire hunter here! -=he yells as if calling someone important=-

Sango: But I'm not…

Innkeeper Kagome: Hush child, I'm trying to get you a job.

Sango: -=blinks, unsure of what to do=-

Kirara: Mau…-=blinks and looks at the Innkeeper=-

Innkeeper Kagome person noticing Kirara: Oh what a cute pussy!

Sango: -=a vein pops out on her forehead and her teeth get all fangy=- STOP SAYING THAT!!!!!

Innkeeper Kagome freaking out: O.O Yes lady!

Mayor, he looks like Inuyasha: Ivan, you called? -=walks up, attempting to look all important-like=-

Innkeeper Kagome person who is really a man and whose name is now Ivan: Uh…this lady ish a vampire hunter.

Sango: For the last time, I'm not…

Mayor Inuyasha…just without the ears: Oh thank heavens you've come! -=ushers her away towards his house to talk=- We're in dire need of a vampire hunter.

Sango: I've told you before and I'll tell you again…-=talks slowly in case the man is retarded=- I…am…not…a…vampire…hunter…

Mayor Inuyasha: -=blinks and removes his hand from her back=- Well that changes everything, what are you then?

Sango: I'm a demon exterminator.

Dense Mayor Inuyasha: Demons…vampires…what's the difference?

A tall dark figure on a pure black horse rides up and stops, for Sango and the Mayor are in the middle of the road, he looks like Fluffy minus the fluff and wearing the signature wide-brim hat.

Fluffy D: There is a vast difference, if it is a vampire hunter you need, I am available for hire, for the right price of course.

Sango: -=her eyes get all <3 <3 =-

Really dense Mayor Inuyasha person: Welcome sir! -=his attitude seems to have changed since the stranger came by=- Come to my home and we shall discuss these matters further.

Fluffy D: -=he just nods, passing a glance to Sango=- How many times have you told him?

Sango: -=blinks, snapping out of her daydream=- Several times, but they didn't allow me to finish half the time.

Fluffy D: -=he dismounts and pats the horse's neck, stepping up to the mayor=-

Mayor Inuyasha: -=shudders slightly at the sheer size of the dunpeal=- R-right this way sir…

Sango: -=damns herself for losing out on this job, but then again she's not a vampire hunter and it would be foolish to get into a job you're not qualified for=- Come Kirara, let's get out of here.

Later that evening, she and Kirara are still traveling, Sango riding on the demon's back but Kirara's only going at a slow trot.

Kirara: -=yawns and glances over her shoulder, hearing hoof beats in the distance=- Sango-Chan we have company.

Sango: Let them come, we've nothing to hide.

Soon enough Fluffy D and his horse come within view of them.

Fluffy D: -=glances ahead to see the demon exterminator riding what appears to be a giant cat demon=-

Fluffy D's parasite, which eerily has Myoga's voice: Well dunpeal, it seems she lied about being a demon exterminator and is a demon herself. If she kills demons then why in all the hells would she be riding one! Think you idiot! Think!

Fluffy D: -=grips his hand tighter around the reins to muffle the annoying pest and gives his steed a firm kick to the flanks to send it at a trot to catch up with Sango=- May I ask why you are riding a demon?

Sango: This is my friend Kirara, she's quite gentle -=pats Kirara's neck which earns a purr=-

Fluffy D: I did not see such a creature outside of town.

Sango: Oh, you remember that little kitten sitting on my shoulder? This is she.

Fluffy D: -=raises a brow slightly but doesn't ask questions, some demons have the power to shape shift=-

Sango: Didn't the village hire you?

Fluffy D: The way that place is run they deserve the slaughter.

Kirara: They know better than to stray from sanctuary after dark

Fluffy D: -=nods in agreement=- The mayor seems to think that if he lures out vampires and kill them, it would benefit mankind.

Sango: If I didn't have one strand of restraint I would've throttled the man myself.

Fluffy D: As would have I, but I have a reputation to uphold. His type isn't worth losing restraint over.

Sango: Who are you anyway?

Fluffy D: D…

Sango: That's it? Just D?

Fluffy D: -=nods=-

Sango: I am Sango.

Fluffy D: How goes your hunting?

Sango: Ugh…slow. A girl will go entirely broke at this rate, and when there is a job I don't get paid half of what I should, it's not nearly enough for the trouble.

Fluffy D: Understandable -=he looks at her weapon=- Your weapon made out of demon bone?

Sango: Yeah.

Fluffy D: -=nods=-

Sango: Do you know a safe place to rest for the night?

Fluffy D: It's not safe out here, but if you wish, I shall stay the evening with you and escort you to the nearest village in the morning.

Sango: Oh D…that's so sweet of you…

Fluffy D's parasite which still sort of has Myoga's voice, muffled: Oh D…that's so sweet of you…don't deny yourself dunpeal, you just want that sweet virgin blood and maybe even make love to her.

Fluffy D: -=his face shows annoyance as his hand grips the reins even tighter=-

Fluffy D's parasite which still sounds like Myoga, muffled even more: mmm…mmmffff….

Sango: Huh…What was that?

Fluffy: Nothing.

Sango nods: You know this land better than I do, you lead.

Fluffy D: -=nod=-

After a few hours of riding, they come to an old oak whose branches are high enough off the ground and thick enough to support them both. It would keep them safe from feral predators also.

Sango, sitting in the tree: It's beautiful out tonight…

Fluffy D: -=sitting in the tree with Sango=- Yes, the moon isn't quite full yet, but it still carries its own beauty.

Sango: <3 <3

Fluffy D: Um…are you ok? -=raises a brow=-

Sango: Yes, I'm fine ^.^;

Fluffy D: -=nod=-

Sango: -=turns to look at him and looses her balance, falling onto him=-

Fluffy D: -=catches her gracefully=- Careful, you don't want to fall now do you?

Sango: -=shakes her head, gazing into those eyes=-

Fluffy D: -=gazes into hers, resisting the urge to bite her neck and drink her precious blood=-

Sango: What's wrong D?

Fluffy D: -=leans in closer as if to kiss her=-

Sango: -=her eyes widen as he leans in=-

Fluffy D: What if he finds out? -=his tongue slides across the sensitive part of her neck=-

Sango: -=gasps and looks up to him=- Who?

Fluffy D: -=pulls away slightly then leans in further, his face fades into Miroku's=- The monk…

Sango: AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

-=end Sango's dream=-