InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Nozomi High School ❯ Results and Sneaking Out ( Chapter 9 )

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*Flashback*
Kagome stood in Inu Yasha's room. He was holding a small book over her head. "How do you open this thing?"

"None of your business…" Kagome stood on her tiptoes and reached but couldn't get the book. "Give it here you stupid half breed."

"Now that's a new one from you." He said with a grin. Kagome was using his shoulder as a lever and her lips were leveled with his. Suddenly he tilted the book so she could reach it and grabbed her lips.

Kagome's diary was in her reach now and suddenly so were Inu's lips. He had caught her off guard, and the book was forgotten as it fell to the floor. Inu Yasha pushed her gently against the wall as he deepened the kiss. Her mouth was already open and he was taking full advantage of it. His tongue and her tongue played together, just as they broke away for air.

"Inu Yasha…" His mother called hearing the book drop. "What did you drop this time boy?"

"Nothing mom…"

"What was that for?" Kagome asked in a whisper.

"To distract you what else?" He said in a pompous tone. "Who would want to kiss you?" He said, he really hadn't meant to hurt her feelings, just get her pissed enough so she would go so he could answer that question himself. But something had hit home.

"You… you stupid, arrogant, pompous, good for nothing, lazy ass, mangy mutt. Don't come near me again you idiotic muther fucker. I don't even want to breathe the same air as you jackass." Kagome had tears rolling out of her eyes as she started to storm out of his room.

`My first kiss couldn't be sincere, with Brad Pitt or Usher. Does someone hate me for loving him? Because they sure put enough shit in him to make me want to hate him. But I can't.'

Inu Yasha caught her arm. He was generally confused. Sure he had expected her to be pissed but she looked hurt. She couldn't love him like he loved her. Not after all the mean things he had done to her in the past. "Kagome?" He looked at her with worry in his eyes.

"Just leave me alone Inu Yasha…" He let go of her arm and she scooped up her diary and headed out his room. Leaving the hanyou to beat himself up.

She said good-bye to his mom who seemed worried about her too. But Kagome smiled and said, "It is just a daily thing…" even though she still had tear trails on her face. She got in her green Porsche with a silver dragon painted on the side and took off.

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Kagome put barrettes and ribbons on the ends of his hair. She made sure her parts were crooked and his head was lopsided.

Kirara was painting his claws with a puke green nail polish. She had written, ` I'm gay,' on his nails. Then she painted a heart on his hand. Rin was painting his toe nails hot pink. She was putting designs on them. Little flowers and stripes decorated his toes. And to top it off she put a toe ring on him and an old anklet that said `Girl Power.'

Ayame put him on make up, hot pink lipstick and dark blue blush. She outlined his lips and made sure it smeared. She placed a fake mole on his face and scattered glitter on his cheeks. Then it was Sango's turn. She gave him extend lashes, and then put mascara on him. She packed green eye shadow on him and drew a una-brow on him.

"Now for the surprise…" Kirara said with a smile. She picked up a small bag near her foot.

"What's that?" Ayame and Sango asked simultaneously. Kirara pulled out what looked like a fake breast of a grandmother.

"Ewww… That's gross…" Rin squealed.

"I got them from the prop guy at school last year. You know from the production of `Three Little Old Women' I'll just stick them under his shirt and wa la… Inu Yasha needs a bra." Kirara said giggling.

"These things are hard to tie on," Kagome complained.

"And even harder to take off, let me do it." Kirara said. After they were done they took a few pictures and went back to sleep.

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*Morning of Horror*

"What a lovely day," Kagome said to Ayame. They woke up before everyone else and were upstairs eating breakfast. Kagome was eating a bowl of Cookie Crisp and Ayame was cooking eggs, sausage, pancakes, toast and grits for everyone when they woke up. (A/N: Yes I am from the south. We eat grits and say ya'll. Get over it…)

"You are right. The sun is shining, birds are chirping… and Inu Yasha is screaming." Ayame and Kagome bust out laughing at the same time.

Downstairs Inu Yasha had woken up to the deep chuckling of Kouga. "Keep it down wolf boy…"

"Of course my lady." Kouga said and bust out laughing. Everyone started to wake up from his noise. Kirara woke up half an inch from Shippo's lips and rolled off the side of the daybed. Shippo woke up to the `ow' that Kirara made as she hit the floor. Sango was beating up Miroku because she had woken up in his arms. Sesshoumaru was muttering to Kouga to `shut up' as he placed his face back in Rin's hair and tried to sleep. Rin was still sleeping with her head buried into Sesshoumaru's chest because even though she wouldn't admit it, gaining control of a spirit stone took energy.

Suddenly everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at Kouga who was now holding his stomach in laughter. "What the hell is so funny?" Shippo asked.

"Inu Yasha…" Kouga gasped.

"Needs a bra. Eww…saggy tits, Inu Yasha grew them over night." Miroku said and burst out laughing.

Shippo stared at Inu Yasha's face. "Wow that is a bad make-up job." Shippo commented. "And I liked your hair the old way."

"What are up talking about runt?" Inu Yasha rubbed the sleep from his eyes and looked around to see everyone laughing at him, excluding the sleeping Rin, in pain Kirara and Sesshoumaru.

"Here Inu Yasha, I love the nail job." Sango handed him a mirror.

"WATDAFUCK… KAGOME…" Inu Yasha started to rub his face but the make wasn't coming off easily. Then he tried to rip off the fake boobs and that didn't work. Then he searched the basement for Kagome with his eyes but didn't see her. (Poor Inu!)

Suddenly he looked at Sango. "Say Cheese…" She chirped happily. And before he knew it she had taken a whole roll of film. And was hiding behind Miroku as he charged to get the thing.

"Sango… I know you know Kagome did this… admit it, it was her plan." He said lunging for her.

"Inu Yasha I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Kagome didn't plan this… I know it for a fact." She jumped over a couch as Inu Yasha tried to grab her again.

Sesshoumaru had chuckled a little but caught himself. He moved Rin up and she snuggled back into his chest. He gently shook her. "Five more minutes daddy…" She yawned out.

"Rin get up…" Sesshoumaru said into her ear.

"Sesshoumaru, why are you in my room?"

"I don't know you tell me…"

"Oh no I didn't…"Rin woke up to find that she had clothes on and what she was dreaming about was a dream. She quickly realized what he had said and threw a pillow at Sesshoumaru. She seemed dazed and then she seemed to understand, she looked around her. Sesshoumaru had an eyebrow raised.

The `female' Inu Yasha was running after Shippo who had a camera. He threw it across the room to Kirara. Sango and Miroku were making a bet on how long until Inu Yasha gave up. Kouga was curled up into a ball laughing really hard. He was beat red. Ayame and Kagome were missing in action.

"This is better than I had expected. I better find Kagome before Inu Yasha does," Rin said she slipped out of Sesshoumaru's lap and quietly headed up stairs. No one noticed it and Sesshoumaru came up after her, he smelt food.

Upstairs Ayame and Kagome were peeking down into the basement laughing when Rin and Sesshoumaru sneaked up the stairs. "That was great and the first thing he yelled was Kagome. Oh this is so sweet," Ayame sang out.

"Yeah that was lovely. Did you hear Miroku tell him he needed a bra?" Kagome laughed out.

"Where did you girls get that thing?" Sesshoumaru asked.

"Kirara got it from the prop guy at school last year… I think Inu Yasha is gonna kill you, Kagome." Rin said with a worried look.

"He'll get over it. The make up, He couldn't rub it off. And I bet he didn't see his nails yet." Kagome laughed.

Sesshoumaru sat down and grabbed some sausages and milk. Kagome got her cereal and finished it off. Kirara ate some toast and eggs. Rin grabbed some Fruit Loops as they waited for the others to come up stairs.

It took almost half an hour for everyone to come up stairs. Inu Yasha went straight to the bathroom and Kagome followed him because she felt obliged to help him. After Inu Yasha became masculine again everyone started getting dressed, the girls in Kagome's room and the boy's in the guest room.

Inu Yasha, needless to say, still didn't know who had planned the whole thing but he was sure it was Kagome. So he decided to let it go, for a while. Revenge is sweet and a bitch.

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Rin was pulling on a pair of baggy jeans when Kirara burst her bubble. "Rin are you forgetting something?" Kirara said with an evil gleam. She was wearing some low-rise booty shorts and a halter with matching Converse.

"What?" Rin asked confused.

"The dare last night…" Sango said remembering her rain check lap dance then Rin's clothing situation.

"Oh no…" Rin was planning to run. But where would she go. Yesterday she was in a skirt that stopped two inches above her knee; she did not plan to look girlier than that. But it was too late; Ayame had told Kagome about the last dares in the hot springs. Kagome started going through her closet. "Come on you guys, can't I take a rain check or something."

"No more than one rain check in a 48 hour period. Miroku had the one." Kirara chanted.

"Who thought that up?" Kirara shrugged and smiled. "Holy crap…" Rin said.

"Found it." Kagome said quickly. She held up a revealing white outfit. The top was fish net, off the shoulders and long sleeved. The bottom was a long skirt with splits all the way up the sides. Basically it was two pieces of cloth held together by a low-rise belt.

"There is no way in hell…" Rin said and started to run for the door with no shirt on.

Ayame blocked the door. "Think about it Rin, go out this door and Miroku will go mad…" Ayame was wearing a blue sundress and white heels. Rin started backing away and heading toward the window.

"Aww… come on Rin, it is nothing like the stuff Kikyo wears... Much" Sango said as she slipped into a jean bell-bottomed onesie. She was putting on a pair of sandals as she moved to block the window. "You took the dare remember…"

"Yeah right, okay, I'll wear it on a couple of conditions. 1) I can go out the window and drive to school before you guys." Rin said taking the outfit from Kagome. Kagome was wearing a short red skirt and white shirt with black-heeled sandals. "2) I can avoid people…"

"Which means that she doesn't want Sesshoumaru to see her looking like that…" Ayame giggled out.

"What, afraid he might pop that cherry?" Sango said making a few popping sounds with her mouth.

"Or take Mary home so she ain't no virgin no more." Kagome said teasingly putting a little southern accent on. "Cause Rin, it shouldn't have taken you that long to get here…"

"Just shut up, 3) I can't do my hair for outfits like this, so I want Ayame to do it." Rin said trying to ignore Kagome's comment and changing the subject of her whereabouts the previous night.

"Okay that sounds good… stay in it till midnight, that should count as a day." Kirara said quickly.

"Okay, and one more, 4) Kirara hand over the strap up shoes. I know you brought them with yah." Rin said looking toward the window.

"Deal, hope you've got a white bra." Kirara said handing over her precious pumps. "Don't you dare scratch them. Rin, you hear me?"

"Yeah," Rin said walking into the bathroom in Kagome's room with Ayame.

Ayame was looking through her bag. "All right, let's get started…"

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Inu Yasha sat in the room trying to string his tennis shoes. "My lady can I help you with that?" Kouga said mockingly. Kouga was wearing a blue jogging suit made by Nike with a white tee.

"Shut up wolf boy!" Inu Yasha yelled.

"Now Inu Yasha, do not take your anger out on Kouga, for he is not cunning enough to plan such a hilarious feat. You wish to find out who planned your demise and in time we shall know." Miroku said. He was wearing black cargo pants and a white shirt with a picture of some half naked girl drinking beer.

"How do you plan to do that monk? No one in this room knows who came up with it. All I know is it's one of those girls. But my money is on Kagome." Inu Yasha scoffed. He was wearing a red shirt and blue jeans.

"Then you'd lose your money little brother…" Sesshoumaru said walking into the room in a pair of black jeans and a black sleeveless muscle shirt.

"You know something bout this Sesshoumaru." Inu Yasha growled out fiercely.

"And man of great wisdom once said, `The one who holds the grudge, does not always take action, but needs a push from allies who understand the strain.'" Miroku said seemingly understanding Sesshoumaru's words. (Hey I came up with that off the top of my head.)

"Whatdafuck does that mean…" Inu Yasha asked.

"What he means is…" Shippo said appearing from nowhere in a green tee shirt and matching pants. "Kagome didn't have to plan the thing if one of the other girls heard something about you that made them mad. Kagome might be the reason but there could be another mastermind."

"Then who?" Inu Yasha asked no one in particular.

"We might never know… but come on we have to get ready to go. We still have to get our books today." Kouga said walking out the guest room. And everyone slowly followed.

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"Okay Rin, your stuck now. What do yah think?" Ayame said proudly. Rin's hair was curled softly around her face. She had on light make up and they had found a halter with extra support that stopped before her midriff to go under the fishnet top.

"It looks great Ayame, but I'm still not thrilled about the outfit."

"Today will be over in no time. And just to make sure you don't mess up the terms of the dare I'm leaving with you." Kirara said firmly.

"Whatever makes you happy…" Rin walked toward the window and opened it Kirara followed closely.

"No wait. Let me get a snapshot and a Polaroid." Sango said quickly. She grabbed the camera with the Inu pics and took some shots.

"Okay you can go. We'll hold Sesshoumaru off as long as we can. But it might not help if he sees the Polaroid." Kagome yelled out the window as Kirara and Rin jumped out and landed gracefully.

Rin looked back up at Kagome. "You wouldn't dare…" She said as Kirara pulled her arm toward her car.

"Meet you at Shore Sack for lunch at 12:30 and we might forget this. You buy." Kagome stuck-out her tongue and closed the window.

Rin got in her car and Kirara on her bike as they headed toward Nozomi High. They would be stuck on campus after 7 p.m. for the first day, how was she supposed to hide from him then? He was on her floor.

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Don't you just love how Kagome is trying to get Sesshoumaru to rape Rin? She is pimping her best friend. Don't worry though Rin is gonna get her back. Here's a name of a future chapter, Locked in a Room With a Horny Hanyou. This is Star saying see you soon and 6 more days till my b-day. I love myself, so conceited…