InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Of Treasure and Firends ❯ Sits and Something Else ( Chapter 2 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: inu_angel_z 
Bad Dog! Sit!
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Mystery | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.12.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 883 | Visits: 182 | Status: Completed
Bad Dog! Sit!
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Mystery | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.12.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 883 | Visits: 182 | Status: Completed
Chapter 2
"SIT! SIT! SITSITSITSITSIT!....ect..." the angry girl cried over and over again as the silver-haired figure made an even bigger crater in the earth. "That should teach you! Never do that again!" With that, she left the hanyou to think over what had just happened.
'What'd she do that for?! I'm just hungry for ramen! I haven't had any for five hours! And why'd she 'SIT' me so much? I ONLY ASKED FOR FOOD!!' he thought angrily. He walked back toward the well. 'I just came here to get the wench and bring her back. Jewel shards are more important than those stupid TESTS!' Without relizing it, he had almost made it to the well. Still lost in thought, he ran, or walked rather, right into the wall. He fell back, landing on his a- uh...donkey. (A/N That gotta ta hurt!) He now had an aching butt-ox to had to today's ingeries. A sore back, a bruised face, and an aching neck that is. And now another aching body part. His ars! He'd have to have a talk with Kagome in the near future. 'Now to take care of some unfinished buisness...'
He entered the well room carefully, making no noise at all. He advanced on a small figure, sitting on the well's rim. The prey moved slightly, seeming not to notice the advancing threat.
"I wonder what's taking Inuyasha so long? I'm thinking about him so much that I think I can even smell him!"
Just then, the preditor pounced. Shippo dodged to the right, causing Inuyasha to fall into the deep recesses of the well. He disapeared screaming, "Give it back, Shippo!"
Shippo just sighed and said, "There goes my ticket back. Guess I'll stay with Kagome awhile."
With that, he turned back toward the door and onto the Higurashi home.
********************Meanwhile, in the Higurashi home**********************
Kagome sat at her desk, trying to study for her math test. But she just couldn't consuntrate. 'Stupid Inuyasha! How could he lead me on like that! He is SO dense! I wish he would just grow up! He..he...' Kagome fumed. She was so mad that she through her math book and hit Buyo's litter box. There was litter and cat poop all over the floor. (Kagome had forgotten to change the litter box. Notty notty Kagome! *wags finger acussingly*)
Buyo waddled, yes waddled into the room. He looked like he need to go very badly. He saw the upturned litter box and his poop all over the floor. The he saw Kagome's math book. 'Better than nothing' he thought, heading towards the math book.
Kagome didn't notice Buyo going toward her math book. She didn't even know she had thrown it. And yes, she was so lost in thought that she never noticed Buyo go potty on her preshous math book. It was totally ruined! Kagome just continued to think and think about what had happened that afternoon.
A knock on her window woke her from her thoughts. 'Hopefully it's not Inuyasha!'
She headed for the window, but on the way stepped barefoot on her math book. (Yuck! Totally gross! But kinda funny...) "EWWWWWWWWW! YUCK! BUYO!" she shouted rather loudly. But she then headed toward the window again.
As she oppened it a crack, a flighing furnball lantched itself at her. She recignized him instently. "Shippo, what are you doing here?" She stared down at him intently.
"I followed Inuyasha. Hey, how come your room smells like cat shit?" He lepped off her and onto her bed.
The preistess stared at him, shocked. "What did ya just say, Shippo?" He looked like he was about to speak when Kagome interuped him,"You don't need to repeat it. You've been hanging around Inuyasha too long. Now listen carefully, altight Shippo?"
"Ok," he said, perking up. 'Maybe after tis she'll give me treats!'
Kagome started a long leckture on how cussing is bad. Half way through, she heard a snore. She looked down to see the little kitsune sleeping soudly. She picked him up, placed him on her pillow, and covered him with her blanket. 'I'll let him sleep here tonight. Might as well get as much sleep as I can.' She headed off to the bathroom, her pajamas in hand.
********************Back in the Waring States Era**************************
Inuyasha jumped out of the well, cursing Shippo. 'I just wanted what was mine back! Why didn't Shippo just give it to me? Sango and Miroku are gunna want an explenasion, since it WAS partly theirs. I hope Shippo comes back soon. I don't feel like going back.'
He headed toward the village, slouching a little. He entered the hut and....
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What is Inuyasha talking about? Why would Shippo steal it? Why would Miroku and Sango even care? Why was this chapter not as funny as the last?(I don't have an answer for that one.)
"SIT! SIT! SITSITSITSITSIT!....ect..." the angry girl cried over and over again as the silver-haired figure made an even bigger crater in the earth. "That should teach you! Never do that again!" With that, she left the hanyou to think over what had just happened.
'What'd she do that for?! I'm just hungry for ramen! I haven't had any for five hours! And why'd she 'SIT' me so much? I ONLY ASKED FOR FOOD!!' he thought angrily. He walked back toward the well. 'I just came here to get the wench and bring her back. Jewel shards are more important than those stupid TESTS!' Without relizing it, he had almost made it to the well. Still lost in thought, he ran, or walked rather, right into the wall. He fell back, landing on his a- uh...donkey. (A/N That gotta ta hurt!) He now had an aching butt-ox to had to today's ingeries. A sore back, a bruised face, and an aching neck that is. And now another aching body part. His ars! He'd have to have a talk with Kagome in the near future. 'Now to take care of some unfinished buisness...'
He entered the well room carefully, making no noise at all. He advanced on a small figure, sitting on the well's rim. The prey moved slightly, seeming not to notice the advancing threat.
"I wonder what's taking Inuyasha so long? I'm thinking about him so much that I think I can even smell him!"
Just then, the preditor pounced. Shippo dodged to the right, causing Inuyasha to fall into the deep recesses of the well. He disapeared screaming, "Give it back, Shippo!"
Shippo just sighed and said, "There goes my ticket back. Guess I'll stay with Kagome awhile."
With that, he turned back toward the door and onto the Higurashi home.
********************Meanwhile, in the Higurashi home**********************
Kagome sat at her desk, trying to study for her math test. But she just couldn't consuntrate. 'Stupid Inuyasha! How could he lead me on like that! He is SO dense! I wish he would just grow up! He..he...' Kagome fumed. She was so mad that she through her math book and hit Buyo's litter box. There was litter and cat poop all over the floor. (Kagome had forgotten to change the litter box. Notty notty Kagome! *wags finger acussingly*)
Buyo waddled, yes waddled into the room. He looked like he need to go very badly. He saw the upturned litter box and his poop all over the floor. The he saw Kagome's math book. 'Better than nothing' he thought, heading towards the math book.
Kagome didn't notice Buyo going toward her math book. She didn't even know she had thrown it. And yes, she was so lost in thought that she never noticed Buyo go potty on her preshous math book. It was totally ruined! Kagome just continued to think and think about what had happened that afternoon.
A knock on her window woke her from her thoughts. 'Hopefully it's not Inuyasha!'
She headed for the window, but on the way stepped barefoot on her math book. (Yuck! Totally gross! But kinda funny...) "EWWWWWWWWW! YUCK! BUYO!" she shouted rather loudly. But she then headed toward the window again.
As she oppened it a crack, a flighing furnball lantched itself at her. She recignized him instently. "Shippo, what are you doing here?" She stared down at him intently.
"I followed Inuyasha. Hey, how come your room smells like cat shit?" He lepped off her and onto her bed.
The preistess stared at him, shocked. "What did ya just say, Shippo?" He looked like he was about to speak when Kagome interuped him,"You don't need to repeat it. You've been hanging around Inuyasha too long. Now listen carefully, altight Shippo?"
"Ok," he said, perking up. 'Maybe after tis she'll give me treats!'
Kagome started a long leckture on how cussing is bad. Half way through, she heard a snore. She looked down to see the little kitsune sleeping soudly. She picked him up, placed him on her pillow, and covered him with her blanket. 'I'll let him sleep here tonight. Might as well get as much sleep as I can.' She headed off to the bathroom, her pajamas in hand.
********************Back in the Waring States Era**************************
Inuyasha jumped out of the well, cursing Shippo. 'I just wanted what was mine back! Why didn't Shippo just give it to me? Sango and Miroku are gunna want an explenasion, since it WAS partly theirs. I hope Shippo comes back soon. I don't feel like going back.'
He headed toward the village, slouching a little. He entered the hut and....
`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`*`
What is Inuyasha talking about? Why would Shippo steal it? Why would Miroku and Sango even care? Why was this chapter not as funny as the last?(I don't have an answer for that one.)