InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Perfect ❯ Carnies and Kagome ( Chapter 6 )

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Perfect

Riley: Sorry for the long delay. Still duct taped to the chair though.
Inuyasha: Well that's not our fault is it?
Riley: As a matter of fact...IT IS!
Inuyasha: We can sit here and point fingers all day, but that isn't going to solve anything.
Riley: It'll solve who the hell duct taped me to this chair!
Inuyasha: Who the hell un duct taped her mouth anyways!?
Riley: Inuyasha, I swear if you duct tape my mouth, I'll so torture you in this chapter!
Inuyasha: With what? I have your muse right here!
Riley: Inuyasha, I am my OWN muse!
Inuyasha: Then who the hell do I have?
Fake Muse: Names George. George W. Bush (Do not own President of the United States since slavery [of humans] is against our constitution!)
Riley: I'm starting the chapter now!

Chapter Six: Carnies and Kagome

Inuyasha immediatly didn't like the carnival. The music playing was too loud, the rides looked too fast, the games looked just plain stupid, plus there was a strange man with a strange painted face, poofy orange hair on opposite sides of his head and wearing baggier clothes than would ever fit him, jumping around.

"Huyuck!"greeted what Inuyasha recongnized as a clown.

Clown (Noun)- (1) Creature from depths of Hell sent by the Devil to torture/torment/annoy/bother/etc. regular people. (2) A guy who didn't listen to his mother when she said for him to go to college and become a doctor. (3) It. Nuff Said.

This creature showed matching characteristics of definition number one. "Well, howdy little boy!" Kagome snorted to hold back a laugh.

"I'm not a little boy!"Inuyasha insisted.

"Ah Inuyasha,"Kagome said noticing that Sango and Sesshomaru were going off towards the games.

"Wanna see me make a pony? How about a giraffe?!"the clown said blowing up a clear balloon. Inuyasha and Kagome have definately seem them before.

"Um, Mr. Clown sir,"Kagome interupted. "Are you sure that's a balloon?" The clown looked at the clearish whitish colored balloon in his hand. (Riley: Take one big guess at what it is folks!) The clown gave the couple wide eyes.

"Oops. Well kiddies, here ya go! A giraffe for the little boy! Now excuse Sunny the Clown while he gathers all the 'Balloons' he gave to the others!"and with that the clown rushed off.

Inuyasha dropped the giraffe into the dirt and walked foreward. Until he cringed under a high pitched squel. "Oh Inuyasha, the Tilt-A-Whirl looks fun!" Kagome pointed to a loud ride where the metal of the strangely shaped cups scratched the bottom. Oil and grime filled up the poorly painted structure of the ride. And a man currently scratching his behind underneath overly baggy pants, and a tank top slightly stained a bit yellow by the pit area in which he sniffed under his pits.

He wore a hat that said, "Shit Head!", and featured a coiled brown plastic piece of shit on the visor of his hat. He was poorly shaved, a bit overweight, but that wasn't Inuyasha's problem. The ride looked unsafe by it's own, but with this man holding a half burnt out cigarette in his left hand and a large bottle of Whiskey in the other, lets just say, Inuyasha was skeptical about getting on.

But Kagome was already in the seat she chose and eagerly awaited Inuyasha.

"I fear this ride,"Inuyasha admitted as he sat in the seat which soon spun a bit after he got on. "THAT'S IT, I'M GONE!" Kagome pulled Inuyasha back down.

"Do not stand when the ride is in motion!"Kagome pointed out a big sign that said what she had just said.

"Oh excuse me for fearing for my LIFE!"Inuyasha stated.

"Listen would you rather be on this ride, or out there with the clown!"Kagome asked. Inuyasha noticed that Sesshomaru and Sango were being chased down by Sunny the Clown who chased them around holding a REAL balloon wanting to perform a trick.

"Come back! I wanna make the pretty lady a flower!"Sunny cried out.

"Ah, don't let him get me!"Sango cried out for her life as she dodged Sunny's gloved hand.

"Uh, this rides fine!"Inuyasha sweatdropped.

"Alright, I want yous tos keeps yas hands ins the rides ats alls times!"said the drunken carnie. Inuyasha gripped the Tilt-A-Whirl for all his life was worth. (Riley: These lawyers say that he's worth a lot of dinero! Moo-lah! Cold hard cash! Just a note!)

The ride began slow, and Inuyasha didn't think of it much at first.

"Well, this is okay,"Inuyasha said right before they went down and Kagome spun them with her hands in the air.

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPP!!!!!"Kagome shouted as the music blared. Inuyasha immediatly felt sick.

"Ka*burp*gome!"Inuyasha held his mouth.

"Don't whine Inuyasha, this ride wont last that long!"Kagome chirped while screaming out a cheerful fun filled scream. Inuyasha looked pleadingly over at the carnie who operated the ride and noticed that he took another swig of whiskey and passed out.

"SHIT!"Inuyasha cried out.

Sesshoamaru and Sango had sucessfully evaded Sunny the clown who stopped and hacked up a lung and then pulled out a cigarette to smoke. They were now in front of a Feris Wheel.

"Wanna go on?"Sesshomarua sked.

"Anything to make sure that we're rid from the clown!"Sango said. The carnie flashed a toothy smile to the young couple. The two sat down.

"Room for one more!"shouted out the carnie.

Sango and Sesshomaru almost made it out of the booth as Sunny the clown caught up and sat in between them.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

"Ah Inuyasha, I feel sick,"Kagome said bobbling her head. It was suprising that fifteen minutes have passed since the one carnie passed out and nobody was willing to help. Inuyasha feared that if he talked, he'd loose everything.

"It wasn't long before one of the other cars carrying another couple turned around facing Inuyashas and Kagomes.

Suddenly the guy wharfed his days meals all over, smacking Inuyasha in the face. Kagome would've laughed but instead she barfed in Inuyasha's face. Inuyasha barfed in some unlucky couples face, and they barfed in Kagomes face. Soon swirls of chunks were everywhere as one carnie finally stopped the ride.

Everyone was covered with icky discolored well, uh stuff. Kagome and Inuyasha both had swirly eyes.

"Oh god you guys smell terriable,"Sango exclaimed as she and Sesshomaru held their noses.

"Can we leave yet?"Inuyasha asked. Kagome nodded her head.

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"That was the most disgusting night of my life!"shouted Kagome through the shower. Inuyasha had already washed about six times and was currently doing some situps to pass the time.

"Well geeze, who was the one who wanted to go onto the Tilt-A- Whirl?"Inuyasha bickered back, standing up as the fire alarm in their kitchen shouted.

Kagome popped out in her thick terry cotton robe. "INUYASHA YOU'RE GOING TO SET OUR DORM ON FIRE!" Kagome popped into the kitchen to see it full of smoke as poor pieces of bacon lay in ashes on the pan.

"Damn,"Inuyasha said dumping it into the trash. "I'll just half to try again." Kagome shouted a loud "NO!" and dove for the window to open it.

***

Next door, Sango and Sesshomaru were already asleep with large earplugs in their ears and a bottle of Nyquill on their nightstand.

Lucky people.

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After it all, Kagome made Inuyasha instant ramen, and they headed for the sack to get some rest. Tommorrow, is Evalutation Day. Kaede and Naraku will come in and inspect living quarters, relationship status and social skills. Unfortunately, Inuyasha is a slob, Kagome hogs the blankets and they usually fight.

"Inuyasha,"Kagome spoke in an annoyed voice, "Stop hogging all the blankets!"

-_-; Here we go again.

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Riley: Okay, not the best chapter of the bunch.
Kagome: Ewwww, disgusting!
Sango: And a stalker clown?!
Riley: Trust me I have a lot planned for the story!
Inuyasha: Like what?
Riley: Well the next chapter will be more romantic!
*All guys die upon hearing the word Romantic*
Sango: Tune in, because she's gonna update sooner than you think!
Riley: Oh yeah, and uh Sango. Kagome. Can one of you unduct tape me fromt his chair?
*Cricket silence*
Riley: Sango? Kagome? Hello?