InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Perfect ❯ Grocery Shopping ( Chapter 8 )
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By: Riley Maxwell 
Kagome takes Inuyasha grocery shopping.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 11.02.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 915 | Visits: 656 | Status: Work In Progress
Kagome takes Inuyasha grocery shopping.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 11.02.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 915 | Visits: 656 | Status: Work In Progress
Perfect
Riley: Okay, for a while, I've been a no show.
Inuyasha: That's needless to say.
Riley: But hey, it's a new school year, and my teachers love to emphasize the point of doing homework, and by the time I'm done, it's sleepy sleepy nighty night time.
Inuyasha: I repeat, that's needless to say.
Riley: So I dedicate this chapter to the long awaiting readers.
Inuyasha: Riley Maxwell does not own me. And I thank god everyday.
Chapter Eight~ Grocery Shopping
GRUMBLE....GRUMBLE
Inuyasha groaned loudly as Kagome ravaged through the refridgerator.
"Kaaaagoooome,"he groaned like a dying man. "Neeeed foood!" He threw his head back and rolled it around in agony.
Kagome rolled her eyes.
"AGONY! Goodbye cruel world!"he cried out pretending to die. Kagome stood up.
"Well, if someone in this household would learn to close the caps on the food, we wouldn't have moldy bread or chunky milk!"Kagome placed her hands on her hips and tapped her foot at Inuyasha.
"I guess I can forgive you,"Inuyasha said. Kagome grumbled. She walked over towards the door. Inuyasha's ears perked.
"Where you going?"he asked.
"Grocery shopping,"Kagome stated.
"What's that?"asked Inuyasha.
"It's a thing you do when you run out of food,"Kagome said placing her jacket on.
"Ooooh! Can I come?"Inuyasha asked.
"Get your jacket,"Kagome stated.
***
Inuyasha's jaw dropped when he first walked past the automatic doors. Food was everywhere. Candy, fruits, pastas, juices, cheeses, breads, drinks, he couldn't believe it!
"Now, Inuyasha, this isn't an all you can eat buffet, there are rules-INUYASHA!"Kagome shouted as Inuyasha snatched a watermelon from the hands of a crinkly old lady.
"Bloody heathin,"the old lady cursed. "I'll teach yeh." She shakilly, (you know like old people do), walked over to her cart. It took her five minutes to reach the car two inches away.
"Return that watermelon!"Kagome insisted.
"Why?"Inuyasha snapped.
Kagome sighed. "Inuyasha,"she batted her eyebrows.
"What's wrong with your eyes? Didja get a lash in 'em?"Inuyasha asked.
"SIT!"
"GAH!"
Kagome caught the watermelon in midair. The old lady returned.
"WHIPPERSNAPPER!"
She whacked him with her umbrella.
"GAH!"
"Old wench!"he cursed.
Kagome gasped. "INUYASHA, SIT!"
"GAH!"
"What a nice little girl,"the old lady patted Kagomes head. She gave Kagome a piece of candy.
"Don't I get a candy?"Inuyasha snapped back up.
"HEATHEN!"
"SIT!"
"GAAAH!"
"Lets continue shopping, Inuyasha,"Kagome walked off.
"What's this contraption?"Inuyasha asked pointing to a shopping cart.
"That's what holds the groceries we're going to buy. They call it a: (insert echo here) shopping cart!"Kagome said.
"Where'd that echo come from?"Inuyasha asked.
"HEY BUDDY!"came a voice behind Inuyasha. Inuyasha shouted in shock. He turned to see an old man who wore a name tag that read: Hubb Reecher, Manager of Shop till you Drop Foods.
"Where'd you come from?"Inuyasha asked.
"Name'sHubbReecher,I'mthemanagerofthestore,andifyouneedhelpatanytimejustcom eandfind me!"he said in a single breath. He breathed in and then smiled creepilly back at Inuyasha.
"I'm just going to stand over here, thank you,"Inuyasha moved eight feet away. Hubb was still smiling and standing in the same spot.
Kagome was inspecting produce when there was a moving motion in the cart. She looked to see Inuyasha sitting like a doggie in the cart.
"What are you doing?"she asked.
"I'm tired of walking,"Inuyasha stated.
"Too bad, these things can hold a kid at most, but not you!"Kagome stated. The cart rumbled and broke. "See what I mean. Now go get another one please."
FIVE MINUTES LATER
"WOOHOO!"
"INUYASHA!"Kagome shouted as Inuyasha drove a metal cart down the isles. The old people dove out of the way. "YOU'RE LEAVING SKID MARKS ON THE FLOOR!!!"
"Ah man,"groaned one of the teenage workers.
"This is great!"Inuyasha shouted out, catching Kagomes arm when he passed it.
"You're going to get us kicked out!"Kagome warned. Suddenly Hubb appeared in the middle of the isle. He held out his hand and shouted STOP.
However, how exactly do you stop a shopping cart going thirty miles per hour? THAT'S RIGHT! You don't.
***
Inuyasha pouted with an icepack on his head. Kagome walked out of the store with a cart full of groceries.
"Well, I hope getting permantely kicked out of the grocery shop taught you a lesson,"Kagome said in an all knowing tone.
She then noticed another white haired teenager. "Sesshomaru?"
Sango emerged from the market. "Kagome?"
They looked at eachother and sighed, "You too huh?"
"Yup."
***
Riley: Okay, not the best, but I'm gettin there.
Inuyasha: At least she updated.
Riley: Okay, for a while, I've been a no show.
Inuyasha: That's needless to say.
Riley: But hey, it's a new school year, and my teachers love to emphasize the point of doing homework, and by the time I'm done, it's sleepy sleepy nighty night time.
Inuyasha: I repeat, that's needless to say.
Riley: So I dedicate this chapter to the long awaiting readers.
Inuyasha: Riley Maxwell does not own me. And I thank god everyday.
Chapter Eight~ Grocery Shopping
GRUMBLE....GRUMBLE
Inuyasha groaned loudly as Kagome ravaged through the refridgerator.
"Kaaaagoooome,"he groaned like a dying man. "Neeeed foood!" He threw his head back and rolled it around in agony.
Kagome rolled her eyes.
"AGONY! Goodbye cruel world!"he cried out pretending to die. Kagome stood up.
"Well, if someone in this household would learn to close the caps on the food, we wouldn't have moldy bread or chunky milk!"Kagome placed her hands on her hips and tapped her foot at Inuyasha.
"I guess I can forgive you,"Inuyasha said. Kagome grumbled. She walked over towards the door. Inuyasha's ears perked.
"Where you going?"he asked.
"Grocery shopping,"Kagome stated.
"What's that?"asked Inuyasha.
"It's a thing you do when you run out of food,"Kagome said placing her jacket on.
"Ooooh! Can I come?"Inuyasha asked.
"Get your jacket,"Kagome stated.
***
Inuyasha's jaw dropped when he first walked past the automatic doors. Food was everywhere. Candy, fruits, pastas, juices, cheeses, breads, drinks, he couldn't believe it!
"Now, Inuyasha, this isn't an all you can eat buffet, there are rules-INUYASHA!"Kagome shouted as Inuyasha snatched a watermelon from the hands of a crinkly old lady.
"Bloody heathin,"the old lady cursed. "I'll teach yeh." She shakilly, (you know like old people do), walked over to her cart. It took her five minutes to reach the car two inches away.
"Return that watermelon!"Kagome insisted.
"Why?"Inuyasha snapped.
Kagome sighed. "Inuyasha,"she batted her eyebrows.
"What's wrong with your eyes? Didja get a lash in 'em?"Inuyasha asked.
"SIT!"
"GAH!"
Kagome caught the watermelon in midair. The old lady returned.
"WHIPPERSNAPPER!"
She whacked him with her umbrella.
"GAH!"
"Old wench!"he cursed.
Kagome gasped. "INUYASHA, SIT!"
"GAH!"
"What a nice little girl,"the old lady patted Kagomes head. She gave Kagome a piece of candy.
"Don't I get a candy?"Inuyasha snapped back up.
"HEATHEN!"
"SIT!"
"GAAAH!"
"Lets continue shopping, Inuyasha,"Kagome walked off.
"What's this contraption?"Inuyasha asked pointing to a shopping cart.
"That's what holds the groceries we're going to buy. They call it a: (insert echo here) shopping cart!"Kagome said.
"Where'd that echo come from?"Inuyasha asked.
"HEY BUDDY!"came a voice behind Inuyasha. Inuyasha shouted in shock. He turned to see an old man who wore a name tag that read: Hubb Reecher, Manager of Shop till you Drop Foods.
"Where'd you come from?"Inuyasha asked.
"Name'sHubbReecher,I'mthemanagerofthestore,andifyouneedhelpatanytimejustcom eandfind me!"he said in a single breath. He breathed in and then smiled creepilly back at Inuyasha.
"I'm just going to stand over here, thank you,"Inuyasha moved eight feet away. Hubb was still smiling and standing in the same spot.
Kagome was inspecting produce when there was a moving motion in the cart. She looked to see Inuyasha sitting like a doggie in the cart.
"What are you doing?"she asked.
"I'm tired of walking,"Inuyasha stated.
"Too bad, these things can hold a kid at most, but not you!"Kagome stated. The cart rumbled and broke. "See what I mean. Now go get another one please."
FIVE MINUTES LATER
"WOOHOO!"
"INUYASHA!"Kagome shouted as Inuyasha drove a metal cart down the isles. The old people dove out of the way. "YOU'RE LEAVING SKID MARKS ON THE FLOOR!!!"
"Ah man,"groaned one of the teenage workers.
"This is great!"Inuyasha shouted out, catching Kagomes arm when he passed it.
"You're going to get us kicked out!"Kagome warned. Suddenly Hubb appeared in the middle of the isle. He held out his hand and shouted STOP.
However, how exactly do you stop a shopping cart going thirty miles per hour? THAT'S RIGHT! You don't.
***
Inuyasha pouted with an icepack on his head. Kagome walked out of the store with a cart full of groceries.
"Well, I hope getting permantely kicked out of the grocery shop taught you a lesson,"Kagome said in an all knowing tone.
She then noticed another white haired teenager. "Sesshomaru?"
Sango emerged from the market. "Kagome?"
They looked at eachother and sighed, "You too huh?"
"Yup."
***
Riley: Okay, not the best, but I'm gettin there.
Inuyasha: At least she updated.