InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Perfect ❯ A Night At The Movies ( Chapter 9 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Riley Maxwell 
Kagome wants to go to the movies...but they have a little disagreement over what movie to watch...
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 02.27.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 644 | Status: Work In Progress
Kagome wants to go to the movies...but they have a little disagreement over what movie to watch...
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 02.27.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 644 | Status: Work In Progress
Perfect
Riley: So anywho, I was just walking around when suddenly I had a chapter idea!
Inuyasha: You don't say.
Riley: I do! I do say!
Inuyasha: Well then, *turns to readers* she still doesn't own me.
Riley: That's right! Too poor to buy!
Chapter Nine
A Night at the Movies
It had been a week since Inuyasha and Sesshomaru had gotten kicked out of Shop till You Drop Mart, and needless to say, they were bored. Kagome rumaged through the fridge to find something to eat, as Inuyasha took a nap on the couch.
"Grr, that man eats everything!"Kagome growled with a bored face. "Oh, one egg! He leaves me one whole egg! Yipee, now I can die happy,"Kagome shouted sarchastically hoping for Inuyasha to hear her, but all she got was a loud snort followed by the same nasally snore that's been haunting their dorm for three hours straight.
"I'm so bored!"she cried out walking into the living room. Inuyasha snored. She tapped her foot and peered at Inuyasha annoyingly.
"HELLO?!"she shouted into his ears. But he still didn't budge. She walked away mumbling something about, "Say I didn't warn you."
Five seconds later, an unsuspecting Inuyasha awoke with eyes wide open as Kagome had performed a cannon ball on his pancreas and liver.
"I wanna go out!"Kagome whined.
"DAMMIT WOMAN!"Inuyasha growled.
"C'mon Inuyasha, lets go out somewhere!"Kagome smiled.
"-WOMAN FROM HELL I SWEAR TO THE GODS MAN YOU ARE EVI-"
"I'm so bored!"Kagome said.
"-WHILE I WAS SLEEPING! YOU'RE NUTS!"Inuyasha finished. "Were you even listening to a word I said?"
"Huh?"
"Nuff said,"Inuyasha said. "Now what the hell did you jump on me for?"
"Lets go somewhere!"Kagome said.
"Where too then?"asked Inuyasha.
"How about a movie?"asked Kagome. "Oooh! There's a new movie out called , Forever in Love!"
"Is that one of those chick flicks I've been hearing about,"Inuyasha asked.
"Hmph. Well then what's a,"she quoted with her fingers, "MANLY-man movie?"
"How about Ass Kicker 2? It's got blood, gore, and violence!"
"Ew, no! Alright then, no romance, no action-"
"Blood, gore and violence,"Inuyasha corrected.
"Alright then, how about horror?"Kagome offered.
Inuyasha sat and pondered the thought. "Well, now that you mention it, Attack of the Teenage Bloodsucker Slug Eaters from Planet Nalopolo II, just cam out."
"Are you serious?"Kagome asked. "They named a movie a title THAT LONG?!"
"What's wrong with the title?"asked Inuyasha defensively.
"It's kinda long don't you think?"asked Kagome.
Inuyasha shrugged. Kagome sighed.
"Well then let's see the movie."
"Oooh!"squealed Kagome. "Hang on, I look so bad in this outfit, lemme change."
One hour later...
"Say, when did the movie start?"asked Kagome finally popping out of the bathroom.
"An hour ago!"Inuyasha said practically ripping his hair out of his head.
"Well, then we'll just half to see Forever In Love!"Kagome squealed in happiness.
"You planned this didn't you?"asked Inuyasha with a raised eyebrow.
"Perhaps,"Kagome grinned.
"Evil, keniving-LETS GO!"Inuyasha threw on his jacket. Kagome followed afterwards.
***
It seemed that at the movie theaters, Inuyasha wasn't the only guy dragged to see Forever In Love. The looks on the other guys faces were a mix of, "You too huh?" and "Someone Kill me now!!!"
"Two tickets to Forever In Love!"Kagome smiled dragging Inuyasha along.
"Have a nice day,"said the ticket vender.
"Help me,"Inuyasha begged.
"Oh stop being such a baby!"Kagome said.
"Now, what you you want?"she asked.
"To leave,"Inuyasha stated.
"Seriously, do you want popcorn or candy?"asked Kagome.
"Candy?"asked Inuyasha. "They have candy?"
"You need to get out more,"Kagome rolled her eyes.
"I'll take this and that,"Kagome said getting arm fulls of candy, pushing it into Inuyasha's arms. "Oh you know you're paying right?"
"WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M MADE OUTTA MONEY?"Inuyasha asked.
"Oh you're so cute when your angry,"Kagome made large eyes.
"Dammit,"Inuyasha cursed. He handed a hundred dollar bill to the vender and they went down the hallway towards their movie theater.
"This is so exciting-"Kagome went on.
Inuyasha groaned and rolled his eyes.
There were already couples making out, and it's before the previews.
"Is the movie over yet?"asked Inuyasha.
"Shhh,"Kagome shushed. "Don't be rude."
"Well then, can I at least have some Twizzlers?"asked Inuyasha.
"Here ya go,"Kagome handed him an empty bag of Twizzlers.
"Where's the candy?!"Inuyasha almost shouted.
"I ate it,"Kagome smiled sheepishly.
Inuyasha sighed.
The movie began and Inuyasha immediately fell asleep. Kagome didn't notice from the baracade of sugary goodness.
"Isn't this great, Inuyasha?"she asked in a girly romance sigh.
"ZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzz,"came his reply.
"SIT!"she shouted out.
"GAH!"Inuyasha cried out.
"Shhhhh!!"the audience shushed.
"What was that for?"Inuyasha whispered, fearing the wrath of the the vengeful audience as they watched a sex-scene.
"You were sleeping!"Kagome argued.
"Well, it's boring!"Inuyasha whined.
"Shhhh!"shushed an audience member.
"IF ANOTHER PERSON SHUSHES ME ONCE MORE, I'LL RIP OFF THEIR HEADS!"Inuyasha shouted. The audience fell silent again, secretly wishing that they'd have gone to a theather, rich enough to afford an usher.
"Inuyasha!"Kagome cried out silently.
"What?!"Inuyasha asked, satisfyied that no one shushed him.
"Watch the movie,"Kagome said, popping a peanut butter cup in her mouth.
"There's just two people...hey maybe this is interesting,"Inuyasha said upon the steamy scene. "Hey Kagome, can we try that sometime?"he asked innocently.
"SIT!"
"GAH!"
"Hentai-baka,"she said.
"You'll be the death of me,"Inuyasha mumbled.
The movie continued on, and once again, Inuyasha fell asleep. Kagome, a bit dissapointed that he didn't do the yawn thing to try and cuddle with her, just grumbled.
Her...erm...wish was soon to be fulfilled when Inuyasha fell atop of her, sleeping and drooling.
"How romantic,"she grumbled.
And the movie was only thirty minues in.
****
Riley: Short.
Inuyasha: Crappy.
Riley: At least I updated.
Inuyasha: At least I sounded manly!
Riley: I'll have Kagome take you to Teddy-Bear World next time.
Inuyasha: T_T you're all so mean!
Riley: Revenge for the duct tape! Bwahahahaha x 10
Kagome: Here she goes again. Read and Review please.
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Riley: So anywho, I was just walking around when suddenly I had a chapter idea!
Inuyasha: You don't say.
Riley: I do! I do say!
Inuyasha: Well then, *turns to readers* she still doesn't own me.
Riley: That's right! Too poor to buy!
Chapter Nine
A Night at the Movies
It had been a week since Inuyasha and Sesshomaru had gotten kicked out of Shop till You Drop Mart, and needless to say, they were bored. Kagome rumaged through the fridge to find something to eat, as Inuyasha took a nap on the couch.
"Grr, that man eats everything!"Kagome growled with a bored face. "Oh, one egg! He leaves me one whole egg! Yipee, now I can die happy,"Kagome shouted sarchastically hoping for Inuyasha to hear her, but all she got was a loud snort followed by the same nasally snore that's been haunting their dorm for three hours straight.
"I'm so bored!"she cried out walking into the living room. Inuyasha snored. She tapped her foot and peered at Inuyasha annoyingly.
"HELLO?!"she shouted into his ears. But he still didn't budge. She walked away mumbling something about, "Say I didn't warn you."
Five seconds later, an unsuspecting Inuyasha awoke with eyes wide open as Kagome had performed a cannon ball on his pancreas and liver.
"I wanna go out!"Kagome whined.
"DAMMIT WOMAN!"Inuyasha growled.
"C'mon Inuyasha, lets go out somewhere!"Kagome smiled.
"-WOMAN FROM HELL I SWEAR TO THE GODS MAN YOU ARE EVI-"
"I'm so bored!"Kagome said.
"-WHILE I WAS SLEEPING! YOU'RE NUTS!"Inuyasha finished. "Were you even listening to a word I said?"
"Huh?"
"Nuff said,"Inuyasha said. "Now what the hell did you jump on me for?"
"Lets go somewhere!"Kagome said.
"Where too then?"asked Inuyasha.
"How about a movie?"asked Kagome. "Oooh! There's a new movie out called , Forever in Love!"
"Is that one of those chick flicks I've been hearing about,"Inuyasha asked.
"Hmph. Well then what's a,"she quoted with her fingers, "MANLY-man movie?"
"How about Ass Kicker 2? It's got blood, gore, and violence!"
"Ew, no! Alright then, no romance, no action-"
"Blood, gore and violence,"Inuyasha corrected.
"Alright then, how about horror?"Kagome offered.
Inuyasha sat and pondered the thought. "Well, now that you mention it, Attack of the Teenage Bloodsucker Slug Eaters from Planet Nalopolo II, just cam out."
"Are you serious?"Kagome asked. "They named a movie a title THAT LONG?!"
"What's wrong with the title?"asked Inuyasha defensively.
"It's kinda long don't you think?"asked Kagome.
Inuyasha shrugged. Kagome sighed.
"Well then let's see the movie."
"Oooh!"squealed Kagome. "Hang on, I look so bad in this outfit, lemme change."
One hour later...
"Say, when did the movie start?"asked Kagome finally popping out of the bathroom.
"An hour ago!"Inuyasha said practically ripping his hair out of his head.
"Well, then we'll just half to see Forever In Love!"Kagome squealed in happiness.
"You planned this didn't you?"asked Inuyasha with a raised eyebrow.
"Perhaps,"Kagome grinned.
"Evil, keniving-LETS GO!"Inuyasha threw on his jacket. Kagome followed afterwards.
***
It seemed that at the movie theaters, Inuyasha wasn't the only guy dragged to see Forever In Love. The looks on the other guys faces were a mix of, "You too huh?" and "Someone Kill me now!!!"
"Two tickets to Forever In Love!"Kagome smiled dragging Inuyasha along.
"Have a nice day,"said the ticket vender.
"Help me,"Inuyasha begged.
"Oh stop being such a baby!"Kagome said.
"Now, what you you want?"she asked.
"To leave,"Inuyasha stated.
"Seriously, do you want popcorn or candy?"asked Kagome.
"Candy?"asked Inuyasha. "They have candy?"
"You need to get out more,"Kagome rolled her eyes.
"I'll take this and that,"Kagome said getting arm fulls of candy, pushing it into Inuyasha's arms. "Oh you know you're paying right?"
"WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M MADE OUTTA MONEY?"Inuyasha asked.
"Oh you're so cute when your angry,"Kagome made large eyes.
"Dammit,"Inuyasha cursed. He handed a hundred dollar bill to the vender and they went down the hallway towards their movie theater.
"This is so exciting-"Kagome went on.
Inuyasha groaned and rolled his eyes.
There were already couples making out, and it's before the previews.
"Is the movie over yet?"asked Inuyasha.
"Shhh,"Kagome shushed. "Don't be rude."
"Well then, can I at least have some Twizzlers?"asked Inuyasha.
"Here ya go,"Kagome handed him an empty bag of Twizzlers.
"Where's the candy?!"Inuyasha almost shouted.
"I ate it,"Kagome smiled sheepishly.
Inuyasha sighed.
The movie began and Inuyasha immediately fell asleep. Kagome didn't notice from the baracade of sugary goodness.
"Isn't this great, Inuyasha?"she asked in a girly romance sigh.
"ZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzz,"came his reply.
"SIT!"she shouted out.
"GAH!"Inuyasha cried out.
"Shhhhh!!"the audience shushed.
"What was that for?"Inuyasha whispered, fearing the wrath of the the vengeful audience as they watched a sex-scene.
"You were sleeping!"Kagome argued.
"Well, it's boring!"Inuyasha whined.
"Shhhh!"shushed an audience member.
"IF ANOTHER PERSON SHUSHES ME ONCE MORE, I'LL RIP OFF THEIR HEADS!"Inuyasha shouted. The audience fell silent again, secretly wishing that they'd have gone to a theather, rich enough to afford an usher.
"Inuyasha!"Kagome cried out silently.
"What?!"Inuyasha asked, satisfyied that no one shushed him.
"Watch the movie,"Kagome said, popping a peanut butter cup in her mouth.
"There's just two people...hey maybe this is interesting,"Inuyasha said upon the steamy scene. "Hey Kagome, can we try that sometime?"he asked innocently.
"SIT!"
"GAH!"
"Hentai-baka,"she said.
"You'll be the death of me,"Inuyasha mumbled.
The movie continued on, and once again, Inuyasha fell asleep. Kagome, a bit dissapointed that he didn't do the yawn thing to try and cuddle with her, just grumbled.
Her...erm...wish was soon to be fulfilled when Inuyasha fell atop of her, sleeping and drooling.
"How romantic,"she grumbled.
And the movie was only thirty minues in.
****
Riley: Short.
Inuyasha: Crappy.
Riley: At least I updated.
Inuyasha: At least I sounded manly!
Riley: I'll have Kagome take you to Teddy-Bear World next time.
Inuyasha: T_T you're all so mean!
Riley: Revenge for the duct tape! Bwahahahaha x 10
Kagome: Here she goes again. Read and Review please.
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