InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Pirates and Demons and RUM? Oh MY! ❯ Pirates and Demons and RUM?! Oh My! -teh first one!- ( Chapter 1 )

Pirates and Demons and RUM? Oh My!

 

~Dun dun dun...Pirates of the Carribean meets InuYasha!~

Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha or any of the characters and I don't own Pirates of the Carribean or the brilliant pirates involved OH! I don't own the fantastic songs in this crazy story either -.-; alas...I shall get my InuYasha and Sesshoumaru! And Jack and Will! mwaha! No?! Fine! Read on then and review too! Maybe I'll be stupid and put in a sequel!

 

Captain Jack Sparrow sailed the Black Pearl to the coast of Japan (hes pretty far from the Carribean you say...well lets just say he's had too much rum!) and Will jumped off the ship and ran to the beach, kissing the sand,"We're saved! Oh thank God! No more sailing, no more singing the pirate song , and alas, NO MORE RUM!" Jack's eyes widened,"What?! Me rum?! No more?!" he shouted, arms flailing like crazy.

"No Jack, no more rum,"Will said, groaning,"3 months at sea, only drinking rum in stormy weather..."he collapsed on the beach to show his displeasure.

"Are ye crazy, mate?! No more rum?!" Jack shouted like the lunatic he is.

"I don't want anymore!" Will countered.

"Well ye dun have to have anymore!"

"Good then you won't mind that I dumped it off the ship about 50 miles off shore!"

"WHAT?!"

"NO...MORE...RUM!"

"BUT WHY'S THE RUM GONE?!?!?!"

"Because...IT'S AN EVIL DRINK!"

"WHELP! EUNICH! THE RUM IS A GIFT FROM GOD!"
"DON'T CALL ME THAT JACK!"

"... ...Wha' were we talkin' about again, mate?"

"... ..."

"Oh yah! THE RUM IS GONE?!"

"Jack, you've gotten cabin fever, either that, mate, or your on something."

Jack and his pirate crew (that just appear now) break out into a ridiculous song (that only pirates can pull of I'm guessing?)

 

"I got cabin fever it's burning in my brain!

I've got cabin fever it's driving me insane!

We got cabin fever, we're flipping our bandanas!

Been stuck at sea so long we have simply gone bananas!"

 

Will and the invisible audience: "WTF?!" O.O;;;

Me: "W00T! YAY RANDOMNESS!" *dances and sings with Jack*

 

"We got cabin fever we've lost what sense we had!

We got cabin fever, we're all going mad!!!!"

 

"Yah Jack, you're just crazy," Will says, backing away from Jack.

"Watch 'er mate!" Jack yells...too late. Will backed into a man with long white hair (could it be?), wearing a red kimono (Is it even possible?!), a sword at his side (Audience: *deep breath* Me: Wait for it...wait for it...headbanging part! o.o; Um...I mean...can it be?!), a beaded necklace around his neck (*headbangs* o.o; erm...who can it be?!), and white dog ears instead of human ears. (you know who it is...dun dun dun...) "InuYasha who is that?" a young girl with black hair said, coming out from the nearby forest. "I dunno Kagome, they look foreign to me," The dude named InuYasha said, his strange little ears pricking up. Jack's eyes widened at InuYasha's ears,"Mate, ye know your ears aren't normal?" He stepped forward to InuYasha and tugged at his ears,"Oi! Will look at this! His ears!" InuYasha stepped away and unsheathed his sword,"Back off old man I'm not playing games!" he said, glaring at poor, defenseless Jack. (Audience: Awww...)

"Oi! Who ye calling old man?!" Jack shouted angrily.

"I only see one old man here, besides your little 'eunich' there!" InuYasha shouted back, smirking.

Will turned red and Jack continued the arguement, pulling out his own sword. (Heh, did I say defenseless?)

"I am not an old man! Savvy?!"

"Ummm...savvy? What the hell old man?!"

"I'm not a bloody old man?!"

"You look old and you talk weird!"

"Ye are the one talking weird, mate and I'm NOT A BLOODY OLD MAN!!!!"

"Well let's see you fight then! *mumbles* ...old man..."

Kagome stepped in between Jack and InuYasha,"There will be no fighting!"

"Well tell your man I'm not an old man!"

"You're right! YOU'RE A BABY!!!"

Now Jack turned red and gave InuYasha a death glare. Will cleared his throat,"Right...um what the young lady said, no fighting!" he said, his own face still quite red. (Awww...Will the Peacemaker! hehehe ^.^;)

After Kagome and Will had convinced InuYasha and Jack that there would absolutely be no fighting, Sango and Miroku came. Sango looked strangely at Jack, who was now collecting rum bottles that had washed up on shore and singing,"Yo ho yo ho a pirate's life fer me, drink up drink up me 'earties yo ho! Yo ho yo ho a pirate's life fer me!" Miroku was just as confused and taken aback when Jack decided to throw a rum bottle at him. He meant for Miroku to catch it of course!

"You killed him!" Sango shouted at the drunken Jack.

"Er...*hiccup*...aye ye scurvy dogs! Avast!" Jack said and collapsed in the sand. Gasp...unconcious! Dun dun dunnnnnn! O.O;;;

"15 bottles, Jack?!" Will shouted, pulling at his hair. InuYasha raised a brow and backed away, pulling Kagome along. Sango poked Miroku who groaned,"Will you have my children?", and placed his palm on her *clears throat* butt.

*sMaCk!*

Miroku's face throbbed red, a hand outline showing up. Jack had managed to wake up, much to Will's disgrace,"I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!" Jack kept on yelling, running around in his drunken craze. Kagome threw a coconut at Jack's head and knocked him unconcious again while InuYasha poked him in the eye. Sango was eyeing Will and Will kept on mumbling about how evil rum was.

Hours later...Jack had woken up and tugged at InuYasha's ears...again! InuYasha yelled,"Stop it old man!" and Jack just yelled back,"I'm not an old man! I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!"

"They've gotten that Jack,"Will said.

"They 'ave?" Jack said, eyeing InuYasha's ears.

"Yes Jack you were running around yelling it!"

"...oh... ... ...so they know I'm Captain Jack Sparrow?"

"YES!!!!" Will, InuYasha, Kagome, Sango, and Miroku yelled.

"Because you must remember the Captain part, savvy?"

Sango and Kagome threw a new coconut at the same time.

 

Night time came around and a fire was ablaze; a drunken Jack, InuYasha, and Miroku dancing around singing...

 

"We're the pirate's who don't do anything! We just stay at home and lie around and if you ask us do to anything we'll just tell you we don't do anything! Well I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not to good at ping pong and I've never thrown my mashed potaters up against the wall! And I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice and I've never been to Boston in the fall!!!!"

 

Will groaned, Sango sighed, Kagome covered her ears, and the newest arrival Shippou hiccuped from some rum he had found. Jack stopped suddenly, Miroku and InuYasha running into him.

"Ohmigod!"Kagome said,"They've stopped!"

Jack picked up the hiccuping fox demon child and dubbed him,"Ye be first mate Shippoo!" and they started again, 'Shippoo' adding in a hiccup every now and then.

Sango looked at Will and said,"Is he often like this?", referring to Jack.

"Oh no,"Will said,"Only when he's concious." Kagome laughed, which brought InuYasha's attention to her. He swept her off the ground and started dancing with her...well attempting to dance. Kagome was being thrown around and InuYasha was moving his feet.

Will shook his head and laughed, looking over at Sango,"Would you like to dance as well?" Sango looked horrifyed. "Normally of course!" Will said hurriedly and she laughed, standing up to dance with the wacky group. Jack started singing the Pirate Song, while Miroku sang The Pirate's Who Don't Do Anything, InuYasha was singing You Are So Beatiful to Kagome who was blushing A LOT. Sango and Will looked horrifyed but laughed and started dancing around the fire, yelling at the top of their lungs...

 

"It's all downhill from here! And it's all downhill from here! AND YOU KEEP PULLING ME DOOOWN!' (Yes yes I now it's the Fuedal Era of Japan and Will and Jack are from a waaay different time line and this song is so modern...but a girl's gotta have fun)

 

Everyone looked at Sango and Will. O.O

"WHAT?!" Sango and Will yelled which made everyone fall (anime falls hehehe).

They laughed and broke out in a new song, which everyone joined in on...

 

"Hey ho! Straight to the heart! I'm for you and I know you're there for me! Give me a high five!

Hey ho! Friends 'til the end can't you see that's the way it's gotta be!

Even though we're hittin' 20 and we haven't yet matured! You know I think it's kinda funny that we're all a bunch of nerds!!!!"

 

Dun dun dun...THE END!

 

~Is it really all downhill? lol a new friendship is evolving! w00t! lol reveiw if you want more! If you really do...O.o;;; heh I was very energetic and bored when I wrote this so if it seems like I have Cabin Fever I don't! I just had pie and I'm BORED! ^.^~

This uberly weird and crazy fan fic is dedicated to my friends...we actually act like this sometimes...(Audience: *stares* O.OMe: WHAT?! WE DO...WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OF IT?!?!?! Audience: *runs away and hides* Me: NUUU Reveiw first! Audience: *comes back and reveiws out of fear* Me: My friends are uber cool, savvy?! Audience: *nods and stares some more* O.O Me: Eh Hmm...Right...back to other shtuff...)

Anywayyy The Uber Friends! Dun dun dun...savvy? lol sorry I love that word...that and uber...it's their fault though...anyway here they are lol

KIM AND MEAGHAN I LOVE YOUUU!!! YOU'RE BETTER THEN ICE CREAM!!!

(Audience: *anime falls*)

Mwahahaha yah...so hope you enjoyyy love you my lovely audience! ^.^