InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Pirates Don’t Ask ❯ Chapter 4: Wandering Hands Get Chopped Off ( Chapter 4 )

*Disclaimer* I do not own Inuyasha or anything that relates to Inuyasha.

*A/N~ Like the chapter title? Wonder who could have wondering hands! *cough* Miro-kun *cough* In this chapter Kag-chan finally meets San-chan and Miro-kun, though it happens during an embarrassing moment! A.k.a. when Kag-chan wakes up from sleeping with Inuyasha-kun (NOT having sex, just sleeping)! ^_^

Pirates Don't Ask

By: Ali B.

Chapter 4: Wandering Hands Get Chopped Off

"What do you mean Kikyo said that Inuyasha had a woman in his room last night?!" Sango asked Miroku while they were walking to breakfast.

"That's just what I mean! I saw her in the hall last night and she said that Inuyasha had her help him get cloths for some mystery woman! Then when Kikyo showed up with the cloths at his the woman was in there with him and they were hugging! Kikyo completely flipped out and went on a rampage! She kicked me for god's sake!" Miroku said hurriedly as he and Sango made a beeline for their captain's quarters. They both wanted to know if the accusations were true or not.

"Well, of course she went on a rampage, idiot! God she has been obsessed with Inuyasha for fuck knows how long and can you really expect her to take him being with another woman lightly?!"

"Yeah, yeah, I know, I know."

"Do you know what kind of cloths he picked our for her?"

"Kikyo said something about beautiful dresses and nightgowns and such, but that was all I got out of her before she went on a rant about how Inuyasha "doesn't give her anything nice" It was very annoying."

"Everything that woman says is annoying, especially because she talks about "her Inu-darling" all the time. I mean really if he was interested in her don't you think that he would have said so by now?!"

"Yes, any reasonable person would think, but we well know that Kikyo is not reasonable, especially when Inuyasha's involved, and even more so when it has to do with another woman."

"Has he ever had a woman?"

"Don't think so, but I'll ask him."

"And he'll kill you, then you won't be able to have any woman "bare your child" as you so wish to."

"Sango, dear, I am hurt! But I guess you're right, so I won't ask him. Maybe this mystery woman could find out for us. And maybe she'll be really beautiful and could-"

Sango elbowed him in the stomach and rolled her eyes.

"If she's Inuyasha's woman I highly doubt that you could touch her, you know how Inuyasha is. Then he really WOULD kill you. Actually, that sounds like a good idea, though I hate the thought of LETTING you defile an innocent woman, it must be done. For the sake of woman everywhere!"

Miroku crossed his arms infront of his chest and huffed. Sango couldn't help it she burst out laughing.

`He is so cute!' she thought. Then she realized what she had thought and started to argue with herself.

`No he isn't!

`Yes he is, you just said so!'

`Yeah, well, AH! Change of subject!'

"So, what does she look like and what's her name? If Inuyasha is with her she must be something special." She asked trying to sound casual.

"When I asked Kikyo she said that the girl was fat and ugly and that her name was Kag-something, I don't remember. Then I asked the two other pirates that were helping Kikyo with the clothing delivery about what she looked like and they said she was beautiful!" Miroku said happily.

"You are unbelievable!" Sango snorted at him. "Is women all you think about?!"

"Most of the time, yeah."

"AH!"

As they continued arguing they were getting closer to Inuyasha and Kagome's room. Inside there was definitely NO arguing, well at least at the moment anyway.

Inuyasha was awake, while Kagome was still sleeping deeply.

***Inuyasha's POV***

When I woke up I was surprised at first to find a beautiful woman sleeping next to me. Whatever I had my face in smelled really, really good. I finally realized that I had my face in her hair while her head was cushioned on my shoulder. Both of my arms were wrapped around her slender waist while her rested her hands on my chest. One of her legs was trapped in between mine and her nightgown had ridded up in the night. It now lay about mid-thigh and showed off her perfect creamy legs. I moved back a little so that her hair was blocking my view partially was no longer a problem.

Finally I looked up at the face of the sleeping girl and realized that it was Kagome. My breath caught, and then I remembered what had happened yesterday. She had given me permission to put my arms around her and hold her close. I start to breath easy again when I realize that I am not going to be sent to hell for touching her, at this moment at least. I feel the need to reach out and touch her warm skin. It should be okay now, right? Hope so cause' I am not in the mood to hear any screaming after I had to deal with Kikyo last night. AH BITCH! But on to the more important matter, can I touch Kagome or not? Should I risk her waking up and accusing me of molesting her? Hum...

`Well, I think I've mad up my mind!' I think to myself.

I then swiftly move one of my hands to her exposed thigh and place it there. Her skin is feather soft and smooth under my callused hand. I start to move my thumb back and forth over her skin while I watch her face. A faint smile spreads across her lips and she snuggles into me more. I take that as a good sing and move my hand up some, taking the silky fabric with me. I can now see the edge of her underwear, the ones that Kikyo picked out. They are made of red lace; I bet Kikyo didn't think about it at the time, but these panties match the nightgown perfectly and Kagome looks dead sexy in them!

I laugh to myself quietly.

Then I lean my head down again and press it into her hair that is on my shoulder.

"So sweet." I murmur into her hair.

Suddenly I feel movement next to me. I freeze. Oh shit, she's awake.

***End POV***

"Inuyasha?" Kagome whispered tiredly opening her eyes slowly.

"Ah, hi, Kagome." He answered her nervously while moving back.

He had yet to take his hand away from her leg because he totally forgot it was there when she opened her dazzling eyes.

About five minutes passed and they were still staring at each other. Then Inuyasha absently started to run his thumb over her skin again. Kagome's eyes grew wide then shot to his hand, then to how high her nightgown was, then back to his hand. She suddenly realized how close they were and started wondering what exactly he HAD being doing to her while she slept.

Kagome was furious. She opened her mouth, about to scream at him when she looked him straight in the eye. What she saw was not arrogance or even lust, but compassion, admiration, and love...? Well, needless to say, she shut her mouth with confusion written all over her face.

So instead of yelling she opted with questioning.

"What the hell is going on?" she asked in bewilderment.

Inuyasha stared at her for a moment. He had thought for sure that she would scream at him and pound him until there was nothing left, but she didn't. She asked him a perfectly good question, no malice or anger in her voice, just puzzlement.

"Well?"

"I-I just woke up and you smelled so good and you leg was-is in between mine and I wanted to touch you so bad! I knew that you didn't mind me putting my arms around you last night, so I figured to just touch your skin would be okay, but then I felt it and ran my finger across it and you smiled in your sleep. And I just, um, I just-" Inuyasha stuttered.

Yes, Inuyasha, the great pirate captain of The Black Pearl, just stuttered his ass off to a petite woman who probably couldn't hold her own against him if she tried.

"I just-" he tired again, but Kagome put a finger to his lips.

"Shh, it's okay, I just wanted to make sure that you weren't trying to feel me up in my sleep or something." She said soothingly.

"I would never do that to you!" he exclaimed grasping her waist and thigh closer to him.

He was surprised when she didn't pull away; she simply put her head back on his shoulder and snuggled closer.

"Inuyasha?"

"Yes?"

"Why are you like this? Shouldn't you be horrible and cruel to me? Shouldn't you have killed me by now? Why did you save my brother? You could have kept me here anyway if you had wanted to! Why have you given me cloths and curtsy? Why do I feel this way when I with you? I've only known you for one day!" Kagome said in a harsh whisper.

"I don't know."

She jerked her head up to look at him again.

"What do you mean you don't know?"

"That's what I mean, I don't know! I can't be mean to you, I can't and don't want to kill you, I saved your brother as an excuse for you to owe me, that way I could keep you here with your consent. And I guess I wanted you to have something nice to wear because I, because I didn't want you to stop smiling." He said quickly. `She's going to hate me now for tricking her to stay here with me I just know it!'

"You didn't answer my last question."

He looked at her in shock, then quickly bounced back.

"Well, I don't really know how to answer you. I mean I don't why you feel the way you do any more than I do about you. And you're right, we have only known each other for one day, but I, but I feel like I known you forever! I want to be with you and touch you and kiss you, hold you, talk to you! I just don't know."

Inuyasha looked at her lips, they were cherry red, full, and alluring. Gods how he wanted to kiss her. He finally snapped up when she started talking again.

"I feel the same way, confused."

His gaze fell to her lips as she spoke to him in a slightly breathy voice.

"Yeah, me too."

`Should I risk getting murdered by her and kiss her or should I torture myself by wondering.' He saw her lick her bottom lip. `That's it, I'm going to kiss her, even if she hates me after at least I will got to kiss her.'

"There is something that I really want to do right know." He said.

"What's that?" she asked.

"This." He said simply while grasping her shoulders, causing her to scoot closer to him, lowering his head and brushing his lips against hers.

Slowly he deepened the kiss, wrapping his arms around her small frame. Molding to her. Kagome tentatively put her own arms around Inuyasha's neck and opened her mouth. Inuyasha slipped his tongue in and started to caress her tongue with his. He turned slightly started to pull Kagome's nightgown up the side of her hips.

Suddenly Kagome pulled back and grabbed her clothing, pushing it back down.

"I'm sorry, I can't does this! I can't, not yet, anyway." She said breathlessly. `What would my parents think if I ever saw them again? If I wasn't a virgin then I couldn't marry Sessh-OH MY GOD! I forgot about Sesshomaru!'

"It's okay, I'll wait, but I can kiss you right?"

"Yes, you can, but there's some-"

She never had a chance to say anything else. Inuyasha pulled her under him and began kissing her passionately. All thoughts of Sesshomaru where quickly of the door for Kagome.

Then the door burst open.

"Inuyasha is it true that-OH MY!" Sango said coming in first.

Then Miroku followed. "What? What is-JESUS CHRIST!" Miroku exclaimed.

There on the bed were two half-naked people fully making out, well, they HAD been making out. Sango and Miroku thought that their eyes were going to bug out at the sight of their captain's ass sticking out and a gorgeous girl under him, squirming, in scandalous red silk.

Inuyasha shot up and put himself infront of Kagome so that no one would be able to see her. She cautiously placed her hands on Inuyasha's shoulders and poked her head out.

"What the hell are you two barging in here, AGAIN, like fucking lunatics?!" Inuyasha yelled at them.

"S-sorry, Inuyasha, we didn't know that you would be, um, having a personal moment." Sango apologized.

"Yeah, its just Kikyo was ranting on about how you were with a woman and Sango and I didn't believe her so we came to see. We didn't really believe it at first because you know how Kikyo overreacts all the time. So, we just, ah, sorry?" Miroku continued, giving Inuyasha the please-don't-kill-me look.

"Couldn't you have waited until breakfast damnit?!" Inuyasha said angrily.

"Oh, we didn't think-" Sango started.

"Yeah, you didn't think! From now on I am locking my door!" Inuyasha exclaimed.

"Oh, Inuyasha, it's alright, you don't have to get all upset." Kagome said softly.

Inuyasha's friends watched, as he instantly became calm at the sound of the young woman's voice. Their mouths dropped.

"Fine, you're forgiven." Inuyasha sighed.

Kagome stood up and came out from behind Inuyasha to introduce herself.

"I'm Kagome and I'm really sorry that you had to walk in on that!" Kagome said blushing madly.

"That's right, Kikyo said your name was Kagome! But she said that you were, ah, unattractive, but I couldn't disagree with her more!" Miroku exclaimed.

"Hi, I'm Sango and this pervert is Miroku," Sango stated while motioning to Miroku. "We're the ones that should be sorry, not you!"

"Yes, my lady, are utmost apologies." Miroku said coming forward to grasp her had and something else.

"Miroku!" Inuyasha growled.

Miroku stopped mid-way to Kagome's bottom.

"Yes?" he answered innocently.

"Wandering hands get chopped off!"

"Heh, I don't know what you mean?" he said trying, but failing to sound cute.

Inuyasha sent him a glare over Kagome's shoulder that could have melted walls as Sango did the way from her spot next to him. Kagome just raised an eyeborw, to amused to say much.

Miroku dropped his hands and backed up, way back. If the girl, Kagome, was Inuyasha's then Miroku wasn't about to mess with her. At least not infront of Inuyasha anyway.

"Right." Said a board sounding Sango. "Well, should we go or should we wait for you two?"

"Go, we'll be there shortly." Inuyasha answered.

Sango and Miroku turned to the door and Miroku muttered something to the affect of, "I'm sure you will" before leaving.

When the door was once again closed Inuyasha went up to it and turned the lock.

"So, those were your friends?" Kagome asked him, now lying on the bed again.

"Yeah, I have known them both all my life!" he said sitting next to her and absently running his right hand through her hair.

"You do know that they are completely in love with each other right?"

"Yep, sense they could talk!"

"So why aren't they together?"

"Because Miroku has wondering hands and bad habits!"

"So he's a leach?"

"Most definitely!"

"What about this Kikyo person?"

"Ah, well, she's something else."

"Is she your girlfriend? Or was she?"

"HELL NO! That bitch is scary!"

"How so?"

"For starters she always follows me around, she always calls me these stupid pet names and she is ALWAYS talking!"

"She's in love with you, you know."

"Believe me, I know!"

"And you don't love her?"

"No."

`Like how I feel about Sesshomaru, except he seems to hate Kikyo, I merely don't love Sesshomaru.' She thought.

"I know the feeling." She confessed.

"You do how?" he looked surprised.

"Well, I was trying to tell you this before but-"

She was cut off by a knock at the door.

"Yes?!" Inuyasha growled.

"Um, Sir, Kouga is making another ruckus in the dinning room!" A sailor yelled through the door.

"Oh, bloody hell!" Inuyasha cursed.

"Um, Sir, could you come down and handle it because you're the only one that can control him." The sailor asked.

"Ah, what has he done this time?!" Inuyasha groaned.

"Well, Sir, he demolished a wall and a few tables and chairs because Kikyo was telling him about vixen who had stolen you away from her or some other nonsense."

Inuyasha and Kagome sweat-dropped.

"You're kidding?"

"No, Sir, I am not."

"Fine, fine, you go back down and tell Miroku and Sango to try and detain him. I'll be down in a minute."

"Yes, Sir."

They heard scuttling noises outside of the door and then silence again.

"So I'm a vixen am I?"

"Very funny."

"So, that Kouga guy, he was the pirate who knocked me out and kidnapped me right?" Kagome asked.

"Yeah, I still have to hit him for that. But right now I have to get to the mess hall and fix this "problem" of ours. Why don't you take a bath and get changed. I'll come for you when this mess is all sorted out. My own private bath is through that door." He said motioning to a side door that was just like his closet door, except it has a golden doorknob instead of a handle.

"Alright, but hurry back, okay?"

"I will." He then got dressed, gave her a sort kiss, unlocked the door, and left.

Kagome sighed. "Well, I'll have to tell him about Sesshomaru sooner or later. But I guess putting it off for now is okay." She then got up and went into "their" closet, picked out the red dress, and went to the baths.

*A/N~ *Smirks evilly* The next chapter is going to be good! Kouga-kun and Inu-kun have a fight over Kag-chan because Kikyo had told Kouga-kun what she had seen a.k.a. her version of what she had seen (EVIL BITCH!)! It's going to be VERY funny and more Kikyo bashing to boot! YEAH! Also Sota finally reaches shore as races to find Sesshomaru! What will he do?! ^_^

*A little something extra! ~Dialogue~*

Inu: Ah, Ali, why do I have to deal with that Kouga bastard NOW?!

Ali: Because I said so and Kouga-kun is not a bastard, he's just slow!

Inu: He is more that slow and we both know it!

Ali: Stop trying to argue!

Inu: But I JUST got ride of Kikyo damnit!

Ali: Will you quite whining? You got your fluffy moment with Kag-chan didn't you?

Inu: That's not what I asked for before! I want a lemon damnit! And I want it now!

Ali: Pint up frustrations, Inu-kun? *Giggles madly* I guess Miro-kun and San-chan were right! *Falls on ground laughing*

Inu: Shut up! It's not funny!

Ali: Yes it is!

Inu: Stop laughing now or I'll kill you!

Ali: Then you'll never get your lemon! *Sticks out tongue*

Inu: Shit, I forgot about that part!

Ali: Ha ha!

Inu: *Growling*

Ali: Oh, be quite, the next chapter you're going to love anyway!

Inu: And why is that?!

Ali: Because you get to punch the shit out of Kouga-kun!

Inu: I do?!

Ali: Yep, unless you would rather I didn't let you...

Inu: No, please do!

Ali: Only if you were an "I love Ali-chan" pin for the rest of this story!

Inu: Do I have to?!

Ali: Do I have to let you fight Naraku, Sesshy, and Kouga-kun? Do I have to let you have a lemon with Kag-chan? Do I have to let you be an ass to Kikyo? I could let your rivals beat you, let Kag-chan marry, um, let's say Sesshy *wink wink* (NOT GOING TO HAPPEN) and give HIM the lemon, and make you be in love with Kikyo, and while I'm at it, I'll make you screw her too! How about that?!

Inu: NO! THE HORROR! I DO NOT WANT TO SCREW KIKYO! I WANT TO SCREW KAGOME DAMNIT!

Ali: You mean make love to Kag-chan. You may screw that whore of a bitch Kikyo, but you make love to beautiful sweet Kag-chan! It's totally different!

Inu: Yeah, I'm sure it is, just promise me that you won't do any of that horrific stuff!

Ali: I promise nothing! *Crosses arms stubbornly in an Inu-kun like pose*

Inu: All right, all right! I'll wear the pin! Just don't do any of that shit to me! *Shivers from the memory*

Ali: Deal! *Smirks*

Inu: *Dawn of realization* You set me up!

Ali: You can't prove that! *Still smirking*

Inu: YOU ARE EVIL! *Storms off stage in an angry tantrum*

Ali: I guess that means bye! Ja ne! *Starts to run after Inu-kun* Hey, Inu-kun, you forgot your pin! *Loud growl of frustration comes form offstage*

^_^