InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Practical Joke ❯ Surprises ( Chapter 13 )
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Chapter 13: Surprises
"Excuse me? Did you just offer yourself to her, Naraku?" Kikyo blurted, seemingly appearing out of the darkness inside the musty basement. Naraku's right eye twitched, and he slowly turned his head to glance at the dead miko.
"What?" She asked, innocently, and somewhat stupidily. The half-demon held out his hand, and Kikyo looked down at the open palm. Inside, was a purple and red throbbing blob. Her eyes widened, "How in the hell did you get my heart? I'm fucking dead, you baka!"
Naraku ignored her, and crushed the heart into dust. Everyone in the room waited for Kikyo to die, or disappear. She never did. He sighed, and turned back to the shocked Kagome on the floor, "Well?"
She blinked, "Uh... how about you choke on your rolled-up dollar bills and swallow your disgusting tongue?"
Kikyo snorted, Sesshomaru only let a small smile fill his otherwise indifferent face, and Kagura was a pile of bones. Naraku's eye twitched again, and he groaned, "Kami, you're one difficult woman..."
"Can I leave?" Sesshomaru threw in, standing uncomfortably, "I really hate the look in here."
"Gods Sesshomaru, stop acting so fucking gay!" Naraku yelled, and slammed a fist onto the table in front of him. Kagome's eyes widened, as the demon's met her's in a draw. She let out a breath and whispered, "That it?"
"You didn't yes or no to my offer, Kagome."
She rolled her eyes, and spit at his feet, "Fuck you."
"I'll take that as a yes?"
"SHE SAID NO, MOTHERFUCKER!" A voice screamed out of nowhere. Kagome turned her head, as did everyone else, to see Inuyasha running down the steps with an unconcious Jaken in his hands. He stood in the semi-bright light like a really sexy superhero in a trademark fighting stance. But Kagome gasped, when she saw the jet black hair on top of his head, "Inuyasha? Is that you?"
He nodded, approaching her, undoing her bonds, while saying in a low voice, "I never wanted you to see me like this, Kagome. I-I was afraid you'd... hate me or something."
Kagome stood and wrapped her arms around his neck, giving him a quick kiss, "I think I love you."
The whole room froze in complete shock. Naraku was the first to speak, "You do know we're not finished yet, right?"
Inuyasha looked deep into chocolate brown eyes, realizing he had never felt so wonderful in his entire life. He let his hands settle on her hips, as he managed to speak, "Kagome... do you truly mean that?"
Her heart thumped loudly inside her chest, and she nodded, "I believe what's in my heart."
Kikyo was crying in the back of the room, and Sesshomaru nudged his brother in the shoulder, "Why are you here?"
Inuyasha reluctantly turned away to look at his older brother, "Mom wants you home." The emotionless youkai bowed and went up the stairs, dragging the body of Jaken with him. The hanyou glanced back at Kagome, then at Naraku's obviously pissed form, "Naraku?"
The evil demon looked up, "What?"
"Die," was all Inuyasha had to say, before Naraku's throat was silt by a hidden dagger in the hanyou's posession. Blood squirted from his mouth and dark eyes widened in horror, as Naraku's life drained away. Inuyasha let a smirk fill his lips, before turning to Kagome, "I love you." Her breath caught in her throat, and eyes slowly began to fill with tears of joy. He leaned in to give her a bittersweet kiss that seemed to be just like the first, except this time Sango didn't end it.
***
Strong arms wrapped around her lithe form, wet lips lighting her skin on fire, and sharp claws trailed over the sensitive flesh. Inside her bedroom, Inuyasha rammed into her swollen core, over and over again, never seeming to get enough of her. Sweat dripped and drenched their hair, and Kagome's screams had turned into hoarse moans. When she thought she couldn't take it anymore, he'd cum long and hard. After 4 times of hot passionate sex, Inuyasha was finally spent. He wrapped her in his muscular yet soft arms, and they both fell into a blissful sleep, both content with the love they had found in one another.
Just because of one stupid but funny practical joke.
THE END!!!
"Excuse me? Did you just offer yourself to her, Naraku?" Kikyo blurted, seemingly appearing out of the darkness inside the musty basement. Naraku's right eye twitched, and he slowly turned his head to glance at the dead miko.
"What?" She asked, innocently, and somewhat stupidily. The half-demon held out his hand, and Kikyo looked down at the open palm. Inside, was a purple and red throbbing blob. Her eyes widened, "How in the hell did you get my heart? I'm fucking dead, you baka!"
Naraku ignored her, and crushed the heart into dust. Everyone in the room waited for Kikyo to die, or disappear. She never did. He sighed, and turned back to the shocked Kagome on the floor, "Well?"
She blinked, "Uh... how about you choke on your rolled-up dollar bills and swallow your disgusting tongue?"
Kikyo snorted, Sesshomaru only let a small smile fill his otherwise indifferent face, and Kagura was a pile of bones. Naraku's eye twitched again, and he groaned, "Kami, you're one difficult woman..."
"Can I leave?" Sesshomaru threw in, standing uncomfortably, "I really hate the look in here."
"Gods Sesshomaru, stop acting so fucking gay!" Naraku yelled, and slammed a fist onto the table in front of him. Kagome's eyes widened, as the demon's met her's in a draw. She let out a breath and whispered, "That it?"
"You didn't yes or no to my offer, Kagome."
She rolled her eyes, and spit at his feet, "Fuck you."
"I'll take that as a yes?"
"SHE SAID NO, MOTHERFUCKER!" A voice screamed out of nowhere. Kagome turned her head, as did everyone else, to see Inuyasha running down the steps with an unconcious Jaken in his hands. He stood in the semi-bright light like a really sexy superhero in a trademark fighting stance. But Kagome gasped, when she saw the jet black hair on top of his head, "Inuyasha? Is that you?"
He nodded, approaching her, undoing her bonds, while saying in a low voice, "I never wanted you to see me like this, Kagome. I-I was afraid you'd... hate me or something."
Kagome stood and wrapped her arms around his neck, giving him a quick kiss, "I think I love you."
The whole room froze in complete shock. Naraku was the first to speak, "You do know we're not finished yet, right?"
Inuyasha looked deep into chocolate brown eyes, realizing he had never felt so wonderful in his entire life. He let his hands settle on her hips, as he managed to speak, "Kagome... do you truly mean that?"
Her heart thumped loudly inside her chest, and she nodded, "I believe what's in my heart."
Kikyo was crying in the back of the room, and Sesshomaru nudged his brother in the shoulder, "Why are you here?"
Inuyasha reluctantly turned away to look at his older brother, "Mom wants you home." The emotionless youkai bowed and went up the stairs, dragging the body of Jaken with him. The hanyou glanced back at Kagome, then at Naraku's obviously pissed form, "Naraku?"
The evil demon looked up, "What?"
"Die," was all Inuyasha had to say, before Naraku's throat was silt by a hidden dagger in the hanyou's posession. Blood squirted from his mouth and dark eyes widened in horror, as Naraku's life drained away. Inuyasha let a smirk fill his lips, before turning to Kagome, "I love you." Her breath caught in her throat, and eyes slowly began to fill with tears of joy. He leaned in to give her a bittersweet kiss that seemed to be just like the first, except this time Sango didn't end it.
***
Strong arms wrapped around her lithe form, wet lips lighting her skin on fire, and sharp claws trailed over the sensitive flesh. Inside her bedroom, Inuyasha rammed into her swollen core, over and over again, never seeming to get enough of her. Sweat dripped and drenched their hair, and Kagome's screams had turned into hoarse moans. When she thought she couldn't take it anymore, he'd cum long and hard. After 4 times of hot passionate sex, Inuyasha was finally spent. He wrapped her in his muscular yet soft arms, and they both fell into a blissful sleep, both content with the love they had found in one another.
Just because of one stupid but funny practical joke.
THE END!!!