InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Random Thoughts ❯ The Infomercial ( Chapter 2 )

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By: QuantumTheory
It's an Infomercial. Nuff said.

Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 02.03.2006 | Pages: 1 | Words: 481 | Visits: 337 | Status: Completed

Well, I'm back! Nice to see some of you are reading this, it's kinda cool. This popped in to my head one day and I thought it was funny so here it is. Enjoy!
 
Author's subliminal massage: PLEASE REVIEW! (Falls into pool of self-pity)
 
Again please excuse the spelling/grammar mistakes. Oh, and one more thing, I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING BUT PUKENDIE! (Pronounced puke-n-die)
 
 
 
 
The Infomercial
 
Announcer: Hi folks! Are you Paranoid?
 
Seto Kiba: Damn Pegasus. I just know he's trying to get me in bed.
 
Announcer: Do you think someone is trying to steal your potential mate?
 
Kouga: Where is that damn mutt with MY women? Kagome?! Where are you Kagome?!
 
Announcer: Do you have an irrational fear of water?
 
Ranma: No please anything but that! Not the cold water! NOT THE COLD WATER!!!
 
Announcer: Then take Pukendie! The only over the counter medication NOT approved by the FCC, CIA, NCIS, CSI, ABC, CBS, NBC and Donald Trumps hairdresser to NOT cure Paranoid-Sksofreneia.
 
So try Pukendie today!
 
Kiba, Kouga and Ranma: We didn't get better so can you!