InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Random Thoughts ❯ 20 Ways to Kill Kikyo ( Chapter 3 )

Author's Note: Please excuse any spell/grammar mistakes.

 

 

20 Ways To…

 

Kill Kikyo

 

 

 

Disclaimer: I own nothing here except the planet Fubart.

 

 

 

1 Stab her through the heart with a stake.

 

2 Drop a wrecking ball on her.

 

3 Push her in an active volcano.

 

4 Throw water on her. She's made of clay, she'll turn to mud.

 

5 Scare her with a cat. Dead people don't like cats.

 

6 Make her watch Barney for one year, she'll kill herself.

 

7 Throw her down the well to recreate The Ring and make her watch it.

 

8 Tie an elephant to each of her limbs and scare the elephants.

 

9 Shoot her in the head with a sliver bullet.

 

10 Repeat #9

 

11 Feed her Spam for one year.

 

12 If she lives, repeat.

 

13 Call the Hellsing Organization. They'll take care of her.

 

14 If Hellsing doesn't work, call the Ghostbusters.

 

15 Repeat #9… Twice.

 

16 On the planet Fubart tell the Furbes she killed the Grand Fur.

 

17 Soak her in chicken stock, and then throw her in an alligator pit.

 

18 Put her in Jurassic Park. With no shoes.

 

19 Hang her from a tree. Blind fold the local children and tell them what a pinyata is.

 

20 If all else fails repeat #1-19… Twice.

 

 

 

Next time: 20 Ways To Make Kouga Flinch.

 

No animals were harmed in the making of this fic.

 

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