InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Random Thoughts ❯ 20 Ways to make Kouga Flinch ( Chapter 4 )

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A/N: This chapter is dedicated to my first reviewer Natron77! Thank You!

You guys should really read Natron77's fic The Other Within. It is very good.

 

(And you can get a chapter dedicated to you too if you review and I'll mention your fic if you have one)

 

20 Ways to Make Kouga Flinch

 

1 Tell him what a nutcracker is.

 

2 Demonstrate.

 

3 While talking to him, point behind him and scream “It's the Birds of Paradise! Run for your lives!”

 

4 Just before he sits down, put a cactus pad in his chair.

 

5 Have him gorge himself on ice cream. Then, after he gets sick, offer him more.

 

6 Before he wakes up sprinkle caltrops around the cave entrance and then call him.

 

7 Hold his hand lovingly and then switch hands to the one with the joybuzzer.

 

8 Hit him with a hammer.

 

9 Hit him with a brick

 

10 Hit him with a bowling ball.

 

11 Hit him with a car.

 

12 Hit him with Ah-Un

 

13 Hit him with Sesshomaru.

 

14 Hit him with your Mother's Purse.

 

15 Hit him with a T. Rex.

 

16 Hit him with a Backhoe.

 

17 Hit him with large farm equipment.

 

18 Hit him with Naraku.

 

19 Hit him with Shippo.

 

20 If, at the end of this he doesn't flinch at the site of you, repeat steps 1 though 19. Twice.

 

Kikyo was not harmed in the making of this fic. Unfortunately.

 

Next: 20 Ways to annoy Alucard. Review Please! ^_^