InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Random Thoughts ❯ 20 Ways to Surprise Miroku ( Chapter 9 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Disclaimer: Do I have to say this EVERY chapter?! I DON'T OWN IT!

QT: All right! A new chapter!

Miroku: Why me?!

QT: Because I, the almighty Author, have spoken.

Miroku: (tries to run away before the fic starts.)

QT: Alucard, would you be a dear and hold him for me?

Alucard: Ofcorse. (Grabs Miroku by the back of his robes with the teeth of his puppy form.)

A/N: All I can say is this is the result of too little sleep and too much Will&Grace.

20 Ways to Surprise Miroku

1 Fondle his bum.

2 Have Sango fondle his bum.

3 Have Kagome fondle his bum.

4 Have Inuyasha fondle his bum.

5 Have Sesshomaru fondle his bum.

6 Have Kikyo fondle is bum.

7 Have Kouga fondle his bum.

8 Have Kagura fondle his bum.

9 Have Naraku fondle his bum.

10 Fondle his bum, then hit him with Shippo.

11 Walk up to him, kiss him passionately then hit him with Shippo again.

12 Tell him about Strip Clubs.

13 Take him to a gay bar.

14 Take him to..

Unknown Voice: (blows whistle) All right that's Enough! This is supposed to be rated TEEN! What do you have to say for your self?

QT: O_O… IT'S THE COPS! RUN!

All: (run for their lives)

Cop: Dang it! We never catch'em all.

QT (from an undisclosed, politically neutral location.) Okay sorry about that. Now where was I?

14 Take him to an Anime Con.

15 While there hit him with Shippo.

16 Have Sesshomaru's Demon jump out of his Birthday Cake.

17 Sell him on e-Bay.

18 If he doesn't sell repost him with this title: Life-sized Miroku doll does everything.

19 Act like you are going to hit him with Shippo again but instead hit him with Jaken.

20 If he doesn't run at the site of you repeat steps 1-19. And then hit him with Shippo.

Jaken was slightly harmed in the making of this fic.

Shippo was severely harmed in the making of this fic.

Shippo: You hate me don't you?! (Cries)

QT: Actually I don't. But this is too much fun.