InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Random Thoughts ❯ 20 Ways to Embarse Sesshomaru ( Chapter 10 )
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20 Ways to Embarrass Sesshomaru
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Dang it Rumiko! Why do you have to get a freaking Royal Flush EVERY time we play poker?!
1 Have Rin ask him this question: “Sesshomaru-sama, where do babies come from?”
2 Ask him about his hair and stair as he goes in to an in-depth conversation about he's used and what he found works for him and then smile when he realizes what he's doing.
3 Ask him what he prefers: Alpo or Kibbles'N'Bits?
4 Ask him what he prefers: Milkbone of Sgnawsusags?
5 Brush his hair and laugh when he starts to tap his foot because of it.
6 Ask him if he's really a girl.
7 Ask him if he's really Lord Ilpalazzo.
8 Ask him witch is favorite Pokemon.
9 When he answers Jigglypuff, laugh.
10 Ask him about that stash of Furbies in his closet.
11 Beat him up with Shippo.
12 Tell all his tough demon friends that he got beaten up by Shippo.
13 Ask witch he prefers: Petsmart or Petco?
14 Ask him witch he prefers: Softchews or Rawhide?
15 In front of his tough demon friends call him: Fluffy.
16 Fluffyomaru.
16.5 The Lord of the Fluff.
17 The Lord of the Fluffy Boas.
18 Sesshy.
19 Fluffy-sama.
20 Grand Master Fluff.
Shippo was harmed in the making of this fic.
Sess: Do you wish an early demise?
QT: No… But you have your own trailer.
Sess: Hmmm… How about a deal? I do your bidding within reason ofcorse and you never do something like this again?
QT: Okay deal! (Shakes on it.) I think I'll need your help with houjo.
Alucard: What about me?
QT: you can help to.
Alucard: ^vv^
Shippo: (in full body cast) Muh! Muh muh muh muh!
QT: You know I bet if we hit Houjo with Shippo, he'd cry.
Shippo: Moooooooooo! (He said Nooooooooo!)
QT: See ya next time!
All but Shippo: Bye! (Waves)
Shippo: Melp Me!