InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Real Men of Genius ❯ Intro ( Prologue )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Greetings!

In this offshoot of my “Inuyasha Sells Out!” collection, I parody my all-time favorite series of commercials: But Light's “Real Men of Genius.” I decided to post it as a separate collection because I think I'll end up doing many of the characters, some several times. So I didn't want this idea to take over ISO. If you're not familiar with the commercials, then in my humble opinion, you are seriously missing out. Here are the links to a few of them, but there are many more on youtube, so don't limit yourself to these!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFfq6J-rKns&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdGj-FVxOcs&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b3pJYfv5eg&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W9qXnaRS_Q&feature=related

My advice to fully enjoying this collection is to watch some of the above videos, and then read the chapters slowly while imagining that those voices are speaking. Don't just read through normally, because I think you'll miss out on some of the fun that way. Otherwise, enjoy!

Also, the following key applies to every chapter:

“Italics” = the guy singing occasionally

“Regular Dialogue” = the guy with the low-pitched voice talking

{Inside these things} = that all-female gospel trio

**Blanket Disclaimer**

I don't own Inuyasha or any of the publicly known characters, plot, etc. I'm just renting them from Rumiko Takahashi, Viz, etc. I also don't own Bud Light or their “Real Men of Genius” series, nor do I claim rights to any of the commercials I will be parodying. I will make no money from this fic; I write for my own enjoyment and the enjoyment of my readers.