InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Real Men of Genius ❯ Mr. Really Really Really Big Sword-Swinger ( Chapter 1 )

Title: Mr. Really Really Really Big Sword-Swinger

Character: Inuyasha

 

“Bud Light presents, Real Men of Genius.”

 

“Real Men of Genius.”

 

“Today we salute you, Mr. Really really really big sword-swinger.”

 

“Mr. Really really really big sword-swinger.”

 

“Swinging, hacking, chopping, you wield your sword like a blindfolded child flailing at a piñata.”

 

“Give me the candy.”

 

“All your friends had better stay way back when you whip that thing out. The only thing more dangerous than the enemy, is your protection.”

 

“Look out!”

 

“Your self-taught method of sword fighting is a personal and environmental hazard. You're like a nerd performing brain surgery after reading about it online…in his mom's basement.”

 

“This will only hurt a bit.”

 

“Some think you're overcompensating, but if anyone says it to your face, you'll just chop them in half.”

 

“I have a small penis!”

 

“So crack open a Bud Light, Mr. Really really really big sword-swinger. You've proven that if you go big enough, you don't need to know what you're doing.”

 

“Mr. Really really really big sword-swinger.”