InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Real Men of Genius ❯ Mr. Out of Control Serial Groper ( Chapter 2 )

Title: Mr. Out of Control Serial Groper

Character: Miroku

 

“Bud Light presents, Real Men of Genius.”

 

“Real Men of Genius.”

 

“Today we salute you, Mr. Out of Control Serial Groper.”

 

“Mr. Out of Control Serial Groper.”

 

“Pervert, grab ass, degenerate; these are some of the names you're known by. To you, they're endearments.”

 

“No means yes!”

 

“You can't control yourself, and don't bother to try. Your crazed fingers flock to ass like an addict to crack.”

 

“Please, I need my fix.”

 

“To you, groping is like foreplay. You're so gorgeous, that your `victims' should feel flattered.”

 

“I'm such hot shit!”

 

{“You're really not that hot.”}

 

“So have a Bud Light, Mr. Groper, as we thank you. In the eyes of the ladies, you make the sleazebags, moochers, and deadbeats seem not so bad.”

 

{“He's a little better than you.”}

 

“Mr. Out of Control Serial Groper.”