InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Real Men of Genius ❯ Mr. Delusional Lond Distance Relationship Guy ( Chapter 3 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Title: Mr. Delusional Long Distance Relationship Guy
Character: Kouga
 
“Bud Light presents, Real Men of Genius.”
 
“Real Men of Genius.”
 
“Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Long Distance Relationship Guy.”
 
Mr. Delusional Long Distance Relationship Guy.”
 
“You leave your girl behind as you run off to take care of business. At least she'll learn her place early.”
 
“Wait for me, baby.”
 
“No messages, no visits, no nothing. You show up every couple months and sweep her off her feet.”
 
“Oh, it's you…”
 
“Feet that are probably putting footprints on the ceiling every night, because you left her with not one, but two guys who want to screw her brains out.”
 
“Oh, they're fucking her!”
 
“Yet, you still claim that she's yours, despite every scrap of evidence pointing to the contrary.”
 
“You're mine!”
 
“But don't worry, Lover Boy; have a Bud Light. She doesn't love you, but when it comes to being delusional, you're number one in our hearts.”
 
Mr. Delusional Long Distance Relationship Guy.”