InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Real Men of Genius ❯ Mr. Two-timing Can’t-Make-an-Easy-Decision Bastard ( Chapter 4 )

Title: Mr. Two-timing Can't-Make-an-Easy-Decision Bastard

Character: Inuyasha

 

“Bud Light presents, Real Men of Genius.”

 

“Real Men of Genius.”

 

“Today we salute you, Mr. Two-timing Can't-Make-an-Easy-Decision Bastard.”

 

“Mr. Two-timing Can't-Make-an-Easy-Decision Bastard.”

 

“You bounce back and forth between two women who could pass as sisters, never making any substantial progress with either one.”

 

“I'll two-time you and you.”

 

“For you, a compliment is a sign of weakness, and one kiss…is one kiss too many. “

 

“You're a stupid ugly bitch!”

 

“You're a dog, but you wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if it up and bit you in the face.”

 

“Help, I'm being smothered!”

 

“You have superhuman abilities and looks to match, but is it any wonder that you're a virgin?”

 

“Oh, he's never had sex.”

 

“All you have to do is pick a girl, preferably the one who didn't shoot you. You know, the one who isn't dead.”

 

“Uh, is that necrophilia?”

 

{“Yes it is, yes it is.”}

 

“But have a Bud Light, Mr. Virgin, because you make your comrades in chastity feel better about themselves. They can't get a girl, but at least they aren't as dumb as you are.”

 

“Mr. Two-timing Can't-Make-an-Easy-Decision Bastard.”