InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Real Men of Genius ❯ Mr. Repetitive Unwanted Gift-Giver ( Chapter 5 )

A/N - the title for this one comes courtesy of SplendentGoddess

 

Title: Mr. Repetitive Unwanted Gift-Giver

Character: Hojo

 

“Bud Light presents, Real Men of Genius.”

 

“Real Men of Genius.”

 

“Today we salute you, Mr. Repetitive Unwanted Gift-Giver.”

 

“Mr. Repetitive Unwanted Gift-Giver.”

 

“You like this girl. The feeling's not mutual. Do you give up and move on? No, you pursue this lucky lady with all the tenacity of a snail chasing a cheetah.”

 

“You'll never catch it.”

 

“You could have any piece of tail you wanted, Mr. Sensitive Guy, but the one you want has her eye on someone else.”

 

“You got tunnel vision, whoa!”

 

“To woo your bonny lass, you shower her with priceless gifts…or maybe I should say worthless gifts.”

 

“She doesn't like them.”

 

“Therapeutic sandals, recipes, fruit. In other words, all things normal people would give to their sick, old grandmothers.”

 

“Granny's tired of sweaters.”

 

“And about the dried lizards, girls usually don't like to be given things that were formerly alive.”

 

“Unless they can eat them.”

 

“But we're all gonna crack open a Bud Light and drink to you, Mr. Repetitive Unwanted Gift-Giver. You may be too much of a loser to get your girl, but we'll give you an `A' for effort.”

 

“Mr. Repetitive Unwanted Gift-Giver.”