InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Real Men of Genius ❯ Mr. Teeny Tiny Miniskirt Wearer ( Chapter 9 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: King Baka 
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.11.2011 | Pages: 1 | Words: 318 | Visits: 636 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.11.2011 | Pages: 1 | Words: 318 | Visits: 636 | Status: Completed
Title: Mr. Teeny Tiny Miniskirt Wearer
Character: Kouga
“Bud Light presents, Real Men of Genius.”
“Real Men of Genius.”
“Today we salute you, Mr. Teeny tiny miniskirt wearer.”
“Mr. Teeny tiny miniskirt wearer.”
“She’s wearing a sexy miniskirt, with gorgeous legs that go on for miles. Oh, wait…that’s a dude.”
“Whoooaaaaaaawwwww!”
“It’s not a skirt, you say? Sure, it only looks like one.”
“If the skirt fits…”
“But it gives you freedom of movement, you say? You know what else would give you freedom of movement? Pants.”
“Cover up, now!”
“Feel that breeze on your junk? Well it probably means that we can see it.”
“WHOOOAAAAAAAWWWWW!!!!!”
”But think of the animals, you say? Every inch of clothing on your body is made out of fur. Trust me; if it means making you a nice pair of pants, the animals don’t mind.”
“It’s for the good of the many.”
“So have a Bud Light, Mr. Thigh-guy. But please, let someone else get it for you. We wouldn’t want you bending over in front of the fridge.”
“Mr. Teeny tiny miniskirt wearer.”
A/N – So glad to be writing for this collection again! I can’t believe I didn’t think of this one before; Kouga’s miniskirt seems like such an obvious target. I’ll try to brainstorm some more before Christmas, and we’ll see what happens.
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Character: Kouga
“Bud Light presents, Real Men of Genius.”
“Real Men of Genius.”
“Today we salute you, Mr. Teeny tiny miniskirt wearer.”
“Mr. Teeny tiny miniskirt wearer.”
“She’s wearing a sexy miniskirt, with gorgeous legs that go on for miles. Oh, wait…that’s a dude.”
“Whoooaaaaaaawwwww!”
“It’s not a skirt, you say? Sure, it only looks like one.”
“If the skirt fits…”
“But it gives you freedom of movement, you say? You know what else would give you freedom of movement? Pants.”
“Cover up, now!”
“Feel that breeze on your junk? Well it probably means that we can see it.”
“WHOOOAAAAAAAWWWWW!!!!!”
”But think of the animals, you say? Every inch of clothing on your body is made out of fur. Trust me; if it means making you a nice pair of pants, the animals don’t mind.”
“It’s for the good of the many.”
“So have a Bud Light, Mr. Thigh-guy. But please, let someone else get it for you. We wouldn’t want you bending over in front of the fridge.”
“Mr. Teeny tiny miniskirt wearer.”
A/N – So glad to be writing for this collection again! I can’t believe I didn’t think of this one before; Kouga’s miniskirt seems like such an obvious target. I’ll try to brainstorm some more before Christmas, and we’ll see what happens.
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