InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Real Men of Genius ❯ Mr. Stoic-Frigid-Emotionless Asshole ( Chapter 8 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
Title:  Mr. Stoic-Frigid-Emotionless Asshole
Character:  Sesshoumaru

“Bud Light presents, Real Men of Genius.”  

“Real Men of Genius.”

“Today we salute you, Mr. Stoic-Frigid-Emotionless Asshole.”  

“Mr. Stoic-Frigid-Emotionless Asshole.”  

“Never has an asshole character been so well-liked.  Never has a total dick gotten so much fanfiction tail.  Never has one man, said so little.”  

“I don’t like to talk much.”

“You’ve got poisonous claws, and a personality to match.  Sensible people avoid you like the plague.”  

“Run for your lives!”

“Most people have more emotion in their little finger than you have in your entire body.”  

“I don’t show my feelings.”

“Your smile is like the brown note.  When you pull it out, people crap their pants.”  

“Oh, no, I had an accident.”

“You’ve got a stick up your ass so huge, your gums have splinters.”

“I haf a schick up ma buttth.”

“So have a Bud Light, Mr. Stoic-Frigid-Emotionless Asshole.  If a socially-inept narcissist like you can be popular, then anyone can.”  
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