InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Real Men of Genius ❯ Mr. Prepubescent Player in the Making Guy ( Chapter 7 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: King Baka 
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.20.2010 | Pages: 1 | Words: 292 | Visits: 508 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.20.2010 | Pages: 1 | Words: 292 | Visits: 508 | Status: Completed
Title: Mr. Prepubescent Player in the Making Guy
Character: Shippou
“Bud Light presents, Real Men of Genius.”
“Real Men of Genius.”
“Today we salute you, Mr. Prepubescent Player in the Making Guy.”
“Mr. Prepubescent Player in the Making Guy.”
“Your adult male role models consist of a pervert who can’t keep his hands to himself, and a virgin who’s never touched a woman. We all know which one you take after.”
“Oh, it’s the pervert.”
“They may beat you in terms of pubic hair, but you get more action than either one of them.”
“Groping doesn’t count!”
“In every village you pass through, you leave behind a devastated collection of swooning, pining, and blushing little girls.”
{“Oh, he’s so dreamy, dreamy.”}
“A hug here, a touch on the arm there, a smooch here…you’re every father’s worst nightmare.”
“Stay away from my angel!”
“You may be too young to go all the way, but it’s only a matter of time before you’re trawling villages for smokin’ hot tail.”
“Just wait ‘til I get bigger.”
“It’s too bad you can’t have a nice, cold Bud Light, Mr. Prepubescent Player in the Making Guy. You may be too young to drink, but you’re certainly not too young to flirt.”
“Mr. Prepubescent Player in the Making Guy.”
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Character: Shippou
“Bud Light presents, Real Men of Genius.”
“Real Men of Genius.”
“Today we salute you, Mr. Prepubescent Player in the Making Guy.”
“Mr. Prepubescent Player in the Making Guy.”
“Your adult male role models consist of a pervert who can’t keep his hands to himself, and a virgin who’s never touched a woman. We all know which one you take after.”
“Oh, it’s the pervert.”
“They may beat you in terms of pubic hair, but you get more action than either one of them.”
“Groping doesn’t count!”
“In every village you pass through, you leave behind a devastated collection of swooning, pining, and blushing little girls.”
{“Oh, he’s so dreamy, dreamy.”}
“A hug here, a touch on the arm there, a smooch here…you’re every father’s worst nightmare.”
“Stay away from my angel!”
“You may be too young to go all the way, but it’s only a matter of time before you’re trawling villages for smokin’ hot tail.”
“Just wait ‘til I get bigger.”
“It’s too bad you can’t have a nice, cold Bud Light, Mr. Prepubescent Player in the Making Guy. You may be too young to drink, but you’re certainly not too young to flirt.”
“Mr. Prepubescent Player in the Making Guy.”
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