InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Realm Of Demons ❯ The Rival Gangs Plede of Victory over the Inus ( Chapter 6 )
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By: Riley Maxwell 
Who is the guy in the dust? Why is Sango mad at B?
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Martial Arts / Fantasy / Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 11.06.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 2.0K | Status: Work In Progress
Who is the guy in the dust? Why is Sango mad at B?
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Martial Arts / Fantasy / Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 11.06.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 2.0K | Status: Work In Progress
Realm Of Demons
Riley: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you all!
Inuyasha: *Red from Duct tape sores* YOU MADE HER HAPPY!
Riley: *whacks him on the head with Really Big Mallet (R)*
Miroku: Onto the story.
Chapter Six
The Rival Gangs Pledge of Victory over the Inus
"Woof,"spoke a voice from the clearing dust.
Kagome blinked a few times just to make sure that there was no dirt in her eyes still to see the vague sillhoutte of a man. His hair was up in a high pony tail and a black bandana crossed his forehead. His wide chest was concealed behind a tight black shirt that clearly showed his toned muscles, and dark navy blue pants surrounded his legs.
"Kouga,"growled Inuyasha. Kouga stepped off the bike after some woman with reddish auburn hair in high pigtails stepped off.
"Who?"Kagome asked.
"Kouga Wolff, leader and master of the Wolf Demon Gang,"Sesshomaru answered. "Rivals to the Inus." Kouga sniffed the air.
"I smell new blood,"he said turning his eyes towards Kagome. "I smell the blood of a lovely,"he made his way over to her, "woman."
"I suggest that if you want to keep your balls you'll leave her alone and get the hell outta here,"Inuyasha snarled in a rage unknown to himself. Kouga turned a sharp glare towards the Inu leader.
"Careful kid,"Kouga began, "don't wanna mess with your elders."
"You're only a year older than me,"Inuyasha flexed his claws.
"And more experienced,"Kouga added noticing the furious blush across Inuyashas face. Kagome looked around in confusion.
"What does he mean?"she asked herself in a less than audible tone.
"Step down Kouga,"Sesshomaru said flexing his own claws out. His proved to be longer and somehow deadlier in appearance. Kouga glared at Sesshomaru but he turned his attention to his current girlfriend Ayame.
He looked at Kagome.
"Hey sexy,"Kouga smirked at Kagome before dipping Ayame and practically shoving his tounge down her throat. Kagome blushed furiously in confusion. "Remember, that'll be you pretty soon." Ayame stuck her tounge out at Kagome in an angry fashion and in jealousy, and hopped on the back of Kouga's bike.
"The race nears puppys, and the Wolfs have a secret weapon that can't be beat,"Kouga said firing up his black Suzuki and riding off, the first in the pack followed by many others.
"Asshole!"shouted Aiji as he left.
"Who does he think he is?!"Kagome asked outraged at his spectacle.
"Kouga thinks the universe revolves around him,"Sesshomaru asked. "We don't know much about him, just that he likes power and women." Kagome gulped.
"Bastard!"Inuyasha grumbled.
***
Rin pulled the trigger one last time managing to shoot the demon in the arm. But it kept coming, and showed no signs of stopping. She was about to give up hope and run, when suddenly a flash of tan appeared and the head fell right next to her.
"GAH!"jumped Rin clasping onto Sango only to get knocked in the head by the hirakotsu that found it's way back.
"Oh my god Rin!"Sango shouted. "How many fingers am I holding up?"
Rin saw swirls. "Yale?"
"You're okay."
Sango flipped open Rins cell phone, for hers was temporarilly unavaliable, and called Kagome to let her know that things were fine.
***
Ring. Ring.
"Hirugashi."
"Will you stop answering the phone like that?!"Sango said slightly annoyed.
"Hey Sango, are you okay? Where's Rin?"Kagome asked concerned.
"Everythings fine. Neato. Okey dokey. Peachy keen,"Sango was saying.
"I get the point."
"Okay, did we get in?"Sango asked in a hopeful voice.
"Yes! Oh um, here's Miroku,"Kagome said.
"SANGO MY LOVELY BUTTERCUP, FAIR THEIF OF MY HEART!"swooned Miroku loudly that Sango had to hold the phone away from her ear.
"I'll call you later Kagome,"Sango hung up.
***
BACK AT RENEGADE HQ
Rin was at the firing range aiming her gun at the head of a demon picture target. She hit the balls.
"Wow you must be really off today,"spoke Kagome popping in.
"Or I intended to aim for the genitals but was looking at the head,"Rin corrected.
"B wants to see us,"Kagome said.
In B's office...
"Good gracious woman!"shouted B as Sangos new cell, which she stole from Rin, kept ringing. "Keep your boyfriends off the lines! The phones been ringing nonstop!"
"It's not my fault!"
"What's going on?"asked Rin entering the room.
"Miroku keeps calling!"Sango cried.
"I wonder if, oh nevermind,"Kagome whispered to herself.
"Well anyways,"B got up and chucked the cell to the ground and stomped on it wildly until it bleeped one last time and died.
"MY CELL PHONE!"shreiked Rin before fainting.
"Anyways, good job on infiltration. Now target researching. Kagome, Sango, Rin, you are to spend every waking minute with these demons, but not suspiciously where they'd suspect us, to research them. Know them, know their weaknesses so we can kill them and begin on the Spiders or Wolves. Once their outta the way, humans can resurface and reclaim,"B said.
"I can't do that!"Sango shouted.
"Why not?"B asked with his hands on his hips.
"I'll probably get raped by the lecherious demon!"Sango stated as a matter of factly.
"Well then, let him rape you!"B said back. "If it helps the cause of humanity, then it's worth the sacrifice of your virginity."
"Can we get off the subject of my sex life!?"Sango blushed plopping herself into a chair.
Suddenly the doors opened revealing a business looking woman with black hair back into a down ponytail, evenly cut cared for bangs, wearing a black pinstripe office suit of a skirt, and jacket opened slightly showing off her white shirt underneath.
She saluted B.
"Superior Banana,"she began as Kagome snorted trying not to laugh. The woman ignored her.
"Kikyou,"B spoke as a little vein popped on his forehead showing that he was getting angry at Kagome trying not to laugh.
"New reports on the Wolf inflitration. There was an attempted assasination by a Spider gang member on Wolf leader, Kouga Wolff."
"Kouga?"asked Kagome forgetting about Superior Banana.
"Do you know him?"Rin asked.
"Yeah, sort of. Kind of,"Kagome thought.
"We should pull out any Infiltration assignments immediatly,"Kikyou suggested.
"No, we keep going."
"But sir-,"Kikyou was about to interviene when Kagome spoke.
"Listen Miko, all Infiltration assignments will complete their missions with better than the best results,"Kagome spoke up. Kikyou glared at Kagome.
"Superior, I believe that you are making a big mistake,"Kikyou said angrilly.
"And I believe that you should leave. Thank you for the report on the Wolfs, gather any reports on the Spiders from Kanna and Koharu,"B said.
"Yes sir,"Kikyou saluted before leaving.
Once out the door, she removed her glasses from her face and smirked into the reflection.
"Fools."
***
Suddenly, Kagomes cell phone rang.
"Hello?"Kagome asked.
"BEAUTIFUL SANGO, I SHALL NOT REST UNTIL I HAVE CLAIMED YOUR WOMANLY ESSENCE AS MY OWN! THIS I PROMISE MY LOVE!"
It was Miroku. Duh.
"This is Kagome."
"Oh, hi Kagome. Is Sango there?"Miroku asked. Kagome looked over at Sango who frantically waved her arms and shook her head in protest. B snatched the phone.
He cleared his throat.
And suddenly his voice sounded just like Sangos.
"Hello?"B asked.
"Sango?"
"Yeah, is this Miroku?"B asked.
"My love you remembered!"Miroku squealed.
"Oh my sweet piece a hunky man meat, I knew it was you,"B spoke. Kagome and Rin tried to hold themselves together. If they laughed then the mission would be ruined. Sango paled.
"Man meat?"Miroku questioned.
"Oh baby, I want you so badly! Marry me!"B fluttered his eyelashes at Sango, speaking to Miroku.
"Sango, will you bear my child?"Miroku asked.
"Only one? How about as many as I can produce?!" Sango swipped the phone from B who fell to the ground next to Kagome.
"MIROKU!"Sango barked.
"Sango! I promise you we will have many a children like you wanted! You will be mine!"gleefully shouted Miroku before hanging up the phone.
"B,"Sango began.
"Yes?"
"DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"she chased her superiour around the room only to half to have Rin and Kagome hold her back.
***
"I take it, that the call went well?"asked Inuyasha playing a game with Sesshomaru and Aiji while Nina busied herself with their secret weapon car.
"She wants to have my child!"Miroku shouted.
"You mean somebody said yes to you?"Aiji asked throwing down her cars. "Nothing."
"Twenty,"Inuyasha said.
"Twenty one,"Sesshomaru said.
"Damn you."
"What about the others,"Sesshomaru asked Miroku.
"Huh? Others?"Miroku asked.
"RIN!"Sesshomaru shouted. "Did you tell her that I wanted to see her?!"
"No."
"BASTARD!"shouted Sesshomaru chasing Miroku around. Normally Sesshomaru was shy around women he liked, which was Rin. "One little thing and all you can think about is your out of control LIBIDO!?"
****
Inuyasha: Sounds like Miroku alright.
Riley: I'll say. Oh yeah, any artists out there who want to draw any gift art for this fic can! I can't, because my scanners on the fritz and we had to send it in.
Miroku: Pictures of me! With Sango!
Inuyasha: Um...no.
Riley: Send them to PsychoticStalkers@yahoo.com if you want me to attempt to place them on the site.
Inuyasha: And if she can't, she'll put them on her website in the making.
Riley: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you all!
Inuyasha: *Red from Duct tape sores* YOU MADE HER HAPPY!
Riley: *whacks him on the head with Really Big Mallet (R)*
Miroku: Onto the story.
Chapter Six
The Rival Gangs Pledge of Victory over the Inus
"Woof,"spoke a voice from the clearing dust.
Kagome blinked a few times just to make sure that there was no dirt in her eyes still to see the vague sillhoutte of a man. His hair was up in a high pony tail and a black bandana crossed his forehead. His wide chest was concealed behind a tight black shirt that clearly showed his toned muscles, and dark navy blue pants surrounded his legs.
"Kouga,"growled Inuyasha. Kouga stepped off the bike after some woman with reddish auburn hair in high pigtails stepped off.
"Who?"Kagome asked.
"Kouga Wolff, leader and master of the Wolf Demon Gang,"Sesshomaru answered. "Rivals to the Inus." Kouga sniffed the air.
"I smell new blood,"he said turning his eyes towards Kagome. "I smell the blood of a lovely,"he made his way over to her, "woman."
"I suggest that if you want to keep your balls you'll leave her alone and get the hell outta here,"Inuyasha snarled in a rage unknown to himself. Kouga turned a sharp glare towards the Inu leader.
"Careful kid,"Kouga began, "don't wanna mess with your elders."
"You're only a year older than me,"Inuyasha flexed his claws.
"And more experienced,"Kouga added noticing the furious blush across Inuyashas face. Kagome looked around in confusion.
"What does he mean?"she asked herself in a less than audible tone.
"Step down Kouga,"Sesshomaru said flexing his own claws out. His proved to be longer and somehow deadlier in appearance. Kouga glared at Sesshomaru but he turned his attention to his current girlfriend Ayame.
He looked at Kagome.
"Hey sexy,"Kouga smirked at Kagome before dipping Ayame and practically shoving his tounge down her throat. Kagome blushed furiously in confusion. "Remember, that'll be you pretty soon." Ayame stuck her tounge out at Kagome in an angry fashion and in jealousy, and hopped on the back of Kouga's bike.
"The race nears puppys, and the Wolfs have a secret weapon that can't be beat,"Kouga said firing up his black Suzuki and riding off, the first in the pack followed by many others.
"Asshole!"shouted Aiji as he left.
"Who does he think he is?!"Kagome asked outraged at his spectacle.
"Kouga thinks the universe revolves around him,"Sesshomaru asked. "We don't know much about him, just that he likes power and women." Kagome gulped.
"Bastard!"Inuyasha grumbled.
***
Rin pulled the trigger one last time managing to shoot the demon in the arm. But it kept coming, and showed no signs of stopping. She was about to give up hope and run, when suddenly a flash of tan appeared and the head fell right next to her.
"GAH!"jumped Rin clasping onto Sango only to get knocked in the head by the hirakotsu that found it's way back.
"Oh my god Rin!"Sango shouted. "How many fingers am I holding up?"
Rin saw swirls. "Yale?"
"You're okay."
Sango flipped open Rins cell phone, for hers was temporarilly unavaliable, and called Kagome to let her know that things were fine.
***
Ring. Ring.
"Hirugashi."
"Will you stop answering the phone like that?!"Sango said slightly annoyed.
"Hey Sango, are you okay? Where's Rin?"Kagome asked concerned.
"Everythings fine. Neato. Okey dokey. Peachy keen,"Sango was saying.
"I get the point."
"Okay, did we get in?"Sango asked in a hopeful voice.
"Yes! Oh um, here's Miroku,"Kagome said.
"SANGO MY LOVELY BUTTERCUP, FAIR THEIF OF MY HEART!"swooned Miroku loudly that Sango had to hold the phone away from her ear.
"I'll call you later Kagome,"Sango hung up.
***
BACK AT RENEGADE HQ
Rin was at the firing range aiming her gun at the head of a demon picture target. She hit the balls.
"Wow you must be really off today,"spoke Kagome popping in.
"Or I intended to aim for the genitals but was looking at the head,"Rin corrected.
"B wants to see us,"Kagome said.
In B's office...
"Good gracious woman!"shouted B as Sangos new cell, which she stole from Rin, kept ringing. "Keep your boyfriends off the lines! The phones been ringing nonstop!"
"It's not my fault!"
"What's going on?"asked Rin entering the room.
"Miroku keeps calling!"Sango cried.
"I wonder if, oh nevermind,"Kagome whispered to herself.
"Well anyways,"B got up and chucked the cell to the ground and stomped on it wildly until it bleeped one last time and died.
"MY CELL PHONE!"shreiked Rin before fainting.
"Anyways, good job on infiltration. Now target researching. Kagome, Sango, Rin, you are to spend every waking minute with these demons, but not suspiciously where they'd suspect us, to research them. Know them, know their weaknesses so we can kill them and begin on the Spiders or Wolves. Once their outta the way, humans can resurface and reclaim,"B said.
"I can't do that!"Sango shouted.
"Why not?"B asked with his hands on his hips.
"I'll probably get raped by the lecherious demon!"Sango stated as a matter of factly.
"Well then, let him rape you!"B said back. "If it helps the cause of humanity, then it's worth the sacrifice of your virginity."
"Can we get off the subject of my sex life!?"Sango blushed plopping herself into a chair.
Suddenly the doors opened revealing a business looking woman with black hair back into a down ponytail, evenly cut cared for bangs, wearing a black pinstripe office suit of a skirt, and jacket opened slightly showing off her white shirt underneath.
She saluted B.
"Superior Banana,"she began as Kagome snorted trying not to laugh. The woman ignored her.
"Kikyou,"B spoke as a little vein popped on his forehead showing that he was getting angry at Kagome trying not to laugh.
"New reports on the Wolf inflitration. There was an attempted assasination by a Spider gang member on Wolf leader, Kouga Wolff."
"Kouga?"asked Kagome forgetting about Superior Banana.
"Do you know him?"Rin asked.
"Yeah, sort of. Kind of,"Kagome thought.
"We should pull out any Infiltration assignments immediatly,"Kikyou suggested.
"No, we keep going."
"But sir-,"Kikyou was about to interviene when Kagome spoke.
"Listen Miko, all Infiltration assignments will complete their missions with better than the best results,"Kagome spoke up. Kikyou glared at Kagome.
"Superior, I believe that you are making a big mistake,"Kikyou said angrilly.
"And I believe that you should leave. Thank you for the report on the Wolfs, gather any reports on the Spiders from Kanna and Koharu,"B said.
"Yes sir,"Kikyou saluted before leaving.
Once out the door, she removed her glasses from her face and smirked into the reflection.
"Fools."
***
Suddenly, Kagomes cell phone rang.
"Hello?"Kagome asked.
"BEAUTIFUL SANGO, I SHALL NOT REST UNTIL I HAVE CLAIMED YOUR WOMANLY ESSENCE AS MY OWN! THIS I PROMISE MY LOVE!"
It was Miroku. Duh.
"This is Kagome."
"Oh, hi Kagome. Is Sango there?"Miroku asked. Kagome looked over at Sango who frantically waved her arms and shook her head in protest. B snatched the phone.
He cleared his throat.
And suddenly his voice sounded just like Sangos.
"Hello?"B asked.
"Sango?"
"Yeah, is this Miroku?"B asked.
"My love you remembered!"Miroku squealed.
"Oh my sweet piece a hunky man meat, I knew it was you,"B spoke. Kagome and Rin tried to hold themselves together. If they laughed then the mission would be ruined. Sango paled.
"Man meat?"Miroku questioned.
"Oh baby, I want you so badly! Marry me!"B fluttered his eyelashes at Sango, speaking to Miroku.
"Sango, will you bear my child?"Miroku asked.
"Only one? How about as many as I can produce?!" Sango swipped the phone from B who fell to the ground next to Kagome.
"MIROKU!"Sango barked.
"Sango! I promise you we will have many a children like you wanted! You will be mine!"gleefully shouted Miroku before hanging up the phone.
"B,"Sango began.
"Yes?"
"DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"she chased her superiour around the room only to half to have Rin and Kagome hold her back.
***
"I take it, that the call went well?"asked Inuyasha playing a game with Sesshomaru and Aiji while Nina busied herself with their secret weapon car.
"She wants to have my child!"Miroku shouted.
"You mean somebody said yes to you?"Aiji asked throwing down her cars. "Nothing."
"Twenty,"Inuyasha said.
"Twenty one,"Sesshomaru said.
"Damn you."
"What about the others,"Sesshomaru asked Miroku.
"Huh? Others?"Miroku asked.
"RIN!"Sesshomaru shouted. "Did you tell her that I wanted to see her?!"
"No."
"BASTARD!"shouted Sesshomaru chasing Miroku around. Normally Sesshomaru was shy around women he liked, which was Rin. "One little thing and all you can think about is your out of control LIBIDO!?"
****
Inuyasha: Sounds like Miroku alright.
Riley: I'll say. Oh yeah, any artists out there who want to draw any gift art for this fic can! I can't, because my scanners on the fritz and we had to send it in.
Miroku: Pictures of me! With Sango!
Inuyasha: Um...no.
Riley: Send them to PsychoticStalkers@yahoo.com if you want me to attempt to place them on the site.
Inuyasha: And if she can't, she'll put them on her website in the making.