InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Road Trip for Love ❯ WHAT! Another girlfriend? ( Chapter 13 )

DISCLAIMER:for the millionth .....YES.....millionth..........time that I will say this....I don't own Inuyasha ok? GET IT? GOT IT? GOOD! * mumbles on about nothing and runs into side table*

~*A/N: Well gomen nasai in the first place for not even updating this poor little story here in for sooo long..*pets story* u see...I still love it...*sees men in white uniforms pull up in driveway* nah....they're probably here for my lil sis.....anyways!-This chappy will be written by me....STILL but this time I am adding a character for a lil....and NO this character isn't from the Sengoki Jidai.....OR Modern Japan ((I think)).....but close by anyways and her name is or...THEIR names are Soko and Michaela!!! I don't really know about Soko this chappy because I have no response of an OK but Michaela....ENJOY!!!!! *gets dragged away by men in white uniforms and gets thrown into back of padded truck*~

Chappy 13: "A NEW...what?! girlfriend?!"

(A/N (buaahaha.....I am so mean to Sango...oh well!)

Now.....where in the seven hells our Inu gang...*looks around* oh there they are!! *rudely points* OK so.....Inuyasha was busily pigging out on nachos and funyons and Kagome, Miroku and Sango were aimlessly staring at the wall.....for no reason....whatsoever....

"ALRIGHT! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" *I* screamed at the cast. -jumps into story and kicks Inu on the way in-

"oh you.....well nothing....really" Kagome answered still paying brute attention to the oh-so-amazing wall.

"Well do something "other" than stare at the wall! Do you *want* me to never update this thing due to no reviews because the story all of a sudden got so freakin boring?!" *I* screamed at the 3 teenagers, also busily kicking the already unconcious Hanyou.

"Well....." Miroku trailed of averting his attention to a tall blonde striding across the street.

"Uhh....you realize that we are inside....not outside?" Kagome interrupted his gaze by shaking the living hell out of him.

"Er...well you see....."Miroku AGAIN trailed off peeling his face off the window. "Theres a window.....*points to window* see? so there......" he said slamming his head against the window to see the blonde had already escaped.

-author leaves to bang her *own* head against something...HARD-

Inuyasha wakes up and starts drooling from the side of the mouth witha quite retarded expression on his face. "EEh.....what happened?" he asked drooping down into a slouched sitting position.

"SIT"

:thud:

"What the hell was that for?!" Inuyasha yelled becoming himself once again.

"I dunno.....umm....I saw a dog nearby...and I uh...wanted it to sit?" Kagome said finding no other answer to that question.

"We're inside you dumbass" he shot back attempting to pull his leg out of the floor.

"Yeah....but theres the window! *points to window* see?" she replied strolling into the bathroom.

"Hey umm anyone care explaining WHERE we are anyways?!" Miroku said glancing at Sango who at the time had a sad/upset/angry/mad/dissapointed look on her face.

Miroku heard an exchage of answers from the other 3.

"Like hell I know" (A/N: heh heh.....mali bali)

"mwhere mwhunoo" was all you could hear from Kagomes muffled voice thanks to the bathroom door.

"Go ask a blonde..."

"Riiight...." Miroku said exiting the "rest stop"

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ALRIGHT....FINE.....heres the REAL story.....god damnit....

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Where we left off....

Inuyasha and Miroku were calling a "french maid"

"What the hells a french maid?" Inuyasha said

"I don't know....but lets find out!" Miroku said reaching for the phone.

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Meanwhile at the girls room...

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"Sango, what is wrong?" Kagome asked her best friend with a concerned look on her face.

"Oh...its nothing, don't worry about me" Sango replied averting her gaze to....well...........nothing.

"yes, YES there is!" she said getting a little frustrated at her friend. "I know that there is something wrong, youve been acting strange for days!" she finally blurted out quite loudly.

"Well...you see....its Miroku." Sango finished lowering her head so Kagome couldn't see her face.

"What? What about Miroku?" Kagome pleaded just itchin to know.

"Hes been with these blondes lately and I am afraid that he is losing interest in me and no longer liking me." Sango said now looking up with tears in her eyes.

"But Sango....you always hated him liking you, remember the ass grabbing thing?" Kagome said sitting down on the bed next to her trying to comgort her the best she could.

"Actually...I don't *hate* it...I just...." she was cut of by Kagomes loud interruption. "YOU LIKED IT?!" Kagome exploded shaking the walls of the whole hotel.

'Y-y-no! I don't like it....*whistles*" Sango said circling her finger on a notepad.

"I think that it is time we get this sorted out between you two....come on we are going to go see the guys." Kagome said dragging Sango out the door by her hair.

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Da GuYs RoOm., ., ., ., ., .,

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:knock knock:

"OOO! let me answer it!" Miroku said happily finally getting to find out what a french maid was.

"yeah yeah....know yourself out........literally" Inuyasha sneered digging his face into a chick magazine.

As Miroku was opening the door he said "So....you are the french maid....please come in" but did not once look up to notice who was standing there.

"French maid?!" Kagome said angrily seeing that these 2 hentais had ordered one. "I shouldn't have gotten the "extra" service rooms this time..." Kagome sad covering Sangos ears assuming she didn't know what a french maid was, and decided to keep it that way.

"Do you care to explain WHAT a french maid is?" Miroku questioned with a sly grin.

"NO" she answered immediately, no hesitation whatsoever.

"I better cancel this thing before she...."

:knock knock:

Inuyasha had ignored the whole conversation being too busy reading his chick magazine and answered the door. As soon as he opened the door he fainted........................smiling.

"WHAT TH-" Miroku stopped himself gazing at the tall blonde beauty entering the room wearing barely anything. but what seemed to be a uniform......sleezy uniform.

"Konnichiwa minna! O genk desu ka? Watashi wa Michaela! I will be your french maid for this evening..." she announced dropping her large black duffel bag onto a nearby table. (A/N: heh heh...french maid= Michaela? *sweatdrop* gomen nasai! maybe I can fix that in the next chappy....)

"Wh-whos this? And what is she doing here?" Sango asked nearly to tears noticing how Miroku was looking at her.

"Sango......" Kagome gulped "Th-this....is a french maid"

Sango looked around a little more relieved. "Whats a french maid?" -everyone fell anime style-

"Without any hesitaion Miroku shoved his way through and fell upon one knee in front of Michaela and grabbed her hand.

"Will you bear my child?" Miroku had done it...said his oh-so-infamous line right in fron of Sango......again.

Sango didn'y want to wait for the answer to her question OR his so she hurridly ran out of the room tears streaming down her face.

"Miroku.....I...." said michaela trailing off.

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~*A/N- OMG A CLIFFHANGER!!! NO!!!! *hides behind Michaela*

but anyways....another chappy!!! *throws confetti* woot woot!! go me!!! *hides again*

"Michaela take us out of here..."

"Alright! This story was brought to you by these local sponsors...

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*puts on french maid outfit* "Ciao!"