InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Road Trip for Love ❯ surprise surprise ( Chapter 14 )

DISCLAIMER: If u sue me............ILL SUE YOU

~*A/N- wai!! another chappy, and a lot sooner than expected!!! But rememeber that you should be expecting them a lot slower than usual because of school starrting and all!!! In this chappy I had another co writer of the fic Nanashi play a role!!! Her name is Morgan!!!!! wai!!! enjoy!!!! *claps hands*

oh yeah....before I forget.....this will be one of my "lazy" chappys, u may encounter a few chappys where they are written kinda like a draft and not very much of a story format...well u may see a lot of thm for now on because I need to write these things faster than usual with school!!! BEWARE!!!~*

Chappy 14- "Surprise Surprise"

Michaela-Well I....I....

At that very moment "another" tall blonde burst through the door ALSO wearing a french maid uniform.

Morgan-WHAT IS GOING ON?! And....hey!! Michaela, your not blonde!!!

Michaela- oh...would u look at that....Im not! *pulls off wig and throws it at Miroku revealing brown hair*

Morgan- ok ok....heres your 10 bucks!

Michaela- thanks koi! *sweet innocent smile*

During the whole conversation everyone else sat there quietly with their mouths popped open wide enough for a train to pass through in total complete utter shock. ((A/N- haha....Morgan....)(just to let u know Miroku is MORE shocked)

Inuaysha- WHAT THE HELL?! WHO ARE YOU GUYS?!

Morgan- oh....you mean me? Watashi wa Morgan!!! I am Michaelas sister! We overheard the two guys conversation and decided to mess with your minds! Don't worry about the "real" one, we called her and told her it was a mistake!

Miroku- Whats the 10 bucks for?

Michaela- oh, she dared me to do this!

Morgan- Don't worry, Michaela would NEVER really strip!

Inuyasha- well you really had me fooled....

Kagome- SIT (A/N- too bad I didn't say "shit")

:thud:

Sango crept down the hall quielty (A/N- like theres another way to creep down the hall....) and peered into the room to make sure everything was safe. She ran in, grabbed Kagomes hand and hurridly pulled her into the hall.

Kagome- Sango, whats wrong? Why did u leave all of a sudden like that?

Sango- Its because of Miroku.....You see I need to tell you something...

Kagome- what? You know you can tell me anything...

Sango- well the truth is, is that the whole trip was set up by me and Miroku to get you and Inuyasha together, sure it worked....but now I just want to go back to the Sengoku Jidai and let you guys finish the rest of the trip, have a good time without me.

Kagome- SANGO! STOP! I don't want you to leave!!! Why do u care what the monk thinks? I mean its not like you actually like him now do you?!

Sango- well u see....* cough cough choke* I I......

Kagome- I KNEW IT!! I knew it as welll as I knew that Homo, I mean Hojo was gay!!!

Sango- Geez....hes gay? And to think that I thought he was hott...

Kagome- woah.. you think Hojo is hot?!

* loud thud heard from room*

Michaela- MUST YOU TRIP ON EVERYTHING?!

Morgan- I can't help it....Im blonde for godsakes! Don't hassle me!

*Sango and Kagome enter room*

Kagome- OMG everyone.....guess what?! I found a kiwi!!!

Miroku- Whered that come from?

Kagome- I dunno....I just found it on the floor!

Michaela- Well then...don't eat it. its probably contaminated!

Morgan- yeah....Michaelas right *trips*

Kagome- welll....Iv never had one before..its too tempting! oh well!

*eats it anyways*

*Kagome turns a lovely shade of purple and faints* (A/N: HAHA Morgan)

Everyone just looks at her twitch on the floor and just go on with their business like nothing had just happened

Michaela- now.....what can I buy with 10 bucks?

Morgan- MUFFINS!!!!!

Michaela- nah......too......MORGAN.........how about.......

Miroku- a session with a lady at a club?

everyone stares at Miroku very shocked and each walk by and slap him

Miroku- what?! it was just an idea....

Michaela- yeah and just a perverted one at that!

Kagome wakes up dusts her pants off and acts like everything is okay

Kagome- Did i miss something?

Inuyasha- no koi, just missed a chance to slap Miroku (A/N- Koi=love)

Kagome- DAMN IT, I love slapping Miroku...*mutters to herself and runs into side table* OWIES!!!!

Miroku- why does everyone like to slap me?

Inuyasha- Like hell I know.....*applys chapstick*

*Everyone stares*

Inuaysha- what.....I can't help it if my lips get chapped so much...

*Eerie silence....*

: :knock knock: :

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WAI!!! another chappy done, and with the help of Morgan from Nanashi!!!! *high 5's morgan*

anyways....heres some spoilers of what MAY happen next chappy....((DON"T READ THEM IF U DON"T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!))

>>Kagome has what?! Become obssesed with KIWI?!

>>HOJOS BACK?!

>>Morgan falls for Miroku?!

>>Sango likes who?! HOJO?!

**ok!!! welll don't sue me if some of these things don't actually happen, they're still in the process!!!!

OK.. now keep checking for updates!! NOW....take me out of here Morgan!!!!

Morgan- HAIRBRUSH!!!! *hugs Miroku plushie* I want a muffin....