InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Sam I AM meets Inuyasha and Friends! ❯ Sam and Inuyasha ( Chapter 1 )

Summary: The Inuyasha cast get a lesson by one of Dr. Seuss most famous characters. Rated for mild language due to Inuyasha potty mouth, mild violence, and mild drug usage.

Disclaimer: I all I own is my raggedy copy of Green eggs and ham. Oh and this PC. Me no own Inuyasha or any of these very funny characters.

Warning: This story is completely stupid just like all my other stories have been this summer.

Read at your own risk!

I mean it!

Turn back if you don't want to waste anymore time.

If you read it and get mad don't blame me or flame but,

I would like a review or two.

Oh, pooh lets begin our story.

Yes, it is full of rhymes,

To waste your time.

FYI: thoughts are in `these'

And spoken words by Inu-crew are in *these* and Sam words are in these {these} or [these]

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Act one: Sam & Inuyasha

No one no how but,

He just pop in somehow.

He had a little green bow on top of his head,

He looked like he just got out of bed.

He was all brown like a big,

Round cow.

He hopped and hopped.

To he reached the top.

Of a very old tree.

Where he found a dog that had been sat,

But was now taking a nap.

Sam: {I-am-Sam}

Inuyasha: * What the? *

Sam: {Sam-I-am}

Inuyasha: huh?

Sam: I-am-Sam

Inuyasha: * That Sam-I-am!

That Sam-I-Am!

I do not like that Sam-I-Am! *

Sam: [Do you like green eggs and ham?

Inuyasha: * I do not like them,

Sam-I-am.

I do not like

Green eggs and ham. *

Sam: [ would you like them here or there?]

Inuyasha: * I would not like them here or there.

I would not like them,

Anywhere.

I do not like

Green eggs and ham.

I do not like them,

Sam-I-am. *

Sam: {would you like them in a house?

Would you like them with a mouse?}

Inuyasha: * I do not like them in a house.

I do not like them

With a mouse.

I do not like them

Here or there.

I do not like them

Anywhere.

I do not like green egg and ham.

I do not like them Sam-I-am.

Now I don't have time,

For these rhymes!

I have to collect jewel shards,

Now let me be fore I throw you across the yard!

Now will you get the fuck away,

From me? *

Sam ran.

He ran fast.

How long could this last?

Sam was sad.

As he ran with his green eggs and ham.