InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Sam I AM meets Inuyasha and Friends! ❯ Fluffy-sama meets Sam ( Chapter 2 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
Act two: Sam and Fluffy

Act two: Sam and Fluffy!

[Hmm: thoughts are in `these' and spoken words are followed by this : ]

In the western lands, there lived a young lord.

Who was steamin'

Like a demon.

That's when Sam bumped into his,

Soft long tail. All hail!

Is this the end of our short-lived tale?

Sam: Sam-I-Am.

Am-I-Sam.

Sam-I-Am

Sesshomaru: What the hell?

Sam: There is no need to yell.

Do you like green eggs and ham?

Sesshomaru: WHAT?

Sam: Don't be such a nut!

Would you eat them box?

Would you eat them with a fox?

Sesshomaru: `This must be a dream,

so I'll go with this scheme.'

Not in a box.

Not with a fox.

Not in a house.

Not with a mouse.

I would not eat them

Here or there.

I would not eat them

Anywhere.

I will not eat green eggs and ham.

I don't not like them,

Sam-I-am.

Sam: would you?

Could you?

In a car?

Eat them!

Eat them!

Here they are!

Sesshomaur: `I am confused now. I wish he would go some very far.'

I would not,

Could not,

In a car.

Now go somewhere far,

Before I throw you in some tar!

Sam had to flee,

And it wasn't in glee.

Fluffy was mad,

And that was bad.