InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Secrets ❯ This Means War ( Chapter 1 )
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By: dragonruler212 
Kagome and her new friend Sango are after Miroku and Inuyasha to beat the crap out of them.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 06.04.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 516 | Status: Completed
Kagome and her new friend Sango are after Miroku and Inuyasha to beat the crap out of them.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 06.04.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 516 | Status: Completed
Author's Notes: If any of you are reading this, I want to let you know I am quite stressed right
now. I am at a tie with one of my classmates for Salutatorian, it all depends on our last report
card. (Which we will receive in three days.) So I have to write a speech! Hey, I am really shy, I
have a feeling I will just fall off the stage and die of a heart attack if I do win. Argh! Can't think
of what to say, do any of you have any experience?
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Inuyasha cast. They belong to Rumiko T.
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This Means War
"You b***h! I'll never forgive you." yelled Inuyasha. If you looked close enough, you
can see that Kagome's veins are literally popping from anger.
"Shut up you baka!" yelled Kagome back as she faced the teacher again and put on her
smiling, happy face.
"I am not a baka!" cried Inuyasha. Kagome wasn't listening anymore. "Hey, don't ignore
me!" Wham!
"Mrs. Taylor, do continue." stated Kagome.
"Hey Inuyasha." stated Miroku as he nudged him with his foot. "He's out cold. Wow, that
girl sure can throw. Well, at least he is still in one piece. Though I don't know how long that will
last if he doesn't learn to keep his mouth shut."
"Miroku, take Inuyasha to the school nurse." stated Mrs. Taylor still pissed off. Miroku
nodded and hauled Inuyasha outside.
"Inuyasha, how much do you weigh?" grunted Miroku as he resolved to dragging
Inuyasha.
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Sesshoumaru tried his best to hold in his smirk. 'As long as he is in one piece, it is great
to see him beat up. That girl sure has guts.' thought Sesshoumaru to himself.
'The nerve of that guy' fumed Kagome. 'How dare he call me a b***h. The next time I
see him, I am not letting him get away with just bruises.' Kagome clenched her pen angrily,
which in result snapped in two. Sesshoumaru noticed this and raised an eyebrow.
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"What on earth?" cried the nurse. "How did he get like that in the first fifteen minutes of
school? And on the first day too?"
"Well, he was hitting on some girl, and she is more than what she seemed." sighed
Miroku. "She was a beauty though." Miroku had his dreamy look on. "When will Inuyasha
wake?"
"In a few minutes I would think." replied the nurse as she treated his bruises. "It served
him right if he tried hitting on a girl so fast." the nurse applied extra pressure on Inuyasha's
bruise, which had Inuyasha jumping out of his skin and screaming in pain. "I see you're awake."
"Inuyasha, it's good to see you back." cried Miroku as he gave Inuyasha a hug. "I would
kiss you if you were a girl."
"I pass." came the muffled voice of Inuyasha. "Now will you please let go? I'm
suffocating."
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'Now to find that Inuyasha.' thought Kagome as she looked for Inuyasha. Kagome didn't
watch where she was going and bumped into a girl about her age. "Sorry." apologized Kagome.
"I wasn't watching where I was going."
"Oh, that's okay. My name is Sango." said the girl, now known as Sango.
"I'm Kagome." replied Kagome as she shook Sango's hand.
"Why are you in such a rush? It's recess."
"I am looking for this guy, because he had the nerve to call me a b***h in front of my
whole class."
"I'll come with you. Boys like that need to learn their lesson. Please?"
"Sure."
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"Man, I am still seeing stars." stated Inuyasha as Miroku helped Inuyasha walk down the
hall.
"There he is!" screamed Kagome as she stomped toward them with Sango in tow. Miroku
noticed the voice as Kagome's and quickly ran and hid behind a plant. Miroku had dropped
Inuyasha, and since he could walk straight, he fell to the ground and yelled.
"Miroku, what the f'**k is wrong with you?" Kagome saw someone running, and
assumed him to be Inuyasha. Kagome was so angry, she didn't look down, and tripped over
Inuyasha.
"Ow!" screamed Inuyasha. Sango quickly ran towards them but slamed into Miroku, who
just stepped out from behind the plant. That sent them tumbling onto Kagome and Inuyasha.
"Ow, who groped me?" screamed Sango.
"Miroku, get your hand out off my ass." screamed Inuyasha.
"Oh, Inuyasha that's you? I thought it was Kagome." replied Miroku as he quickly tried
to remove his hand, which resulted in slapping Sango. Sango thinking it was Inuyasha hit him
straight in the face, which once again knocked him out cold.
Kagome finally freed herself and pulled Sango out. Inuyasha had regained conscience
once again. Just as he and Miroku stood up, they were punched right in the jaw.
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"There's something down the hall." pointed a freshman. "I think it's a monster."
"Ahhhhh!" screamed a voice. Followed by punching, and cracking of bones.
Sesshoumaru hearing all the commotion went toward the hall. He immediately recognized the
screams of Inuyasha and Miroku. Sesshoumaru quickly dashed down the hall, or his father will
not be happy.
Sesshoumaru grabbed Kagome's wrist as she was going to hit Inuyasha again. "Let go!"
screamed Kagome.
"As much as I like to see Inuyasha beat up, I still have to bring him home alive." stated
Sesshoumaru. Sesshoumaru let go of Kagome's wrist and pulled Inuyasha up by his collar.
"Inuyasha, you are pathetic."
Miroku quickly dodged Sango's punch and ran up to catch up with Sesshoumaru and
Inuyasha.
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"Who did this?" asked the principle, who just arrived to see Inuyasha and Miroku beat up.
Sesshoumaru was holding both of them up, if he let go, they would both fall to the ground.
Sesshoumaru handed Inuyasha and Miroku to some random students and left.
"Wait, who did this?" asked the principle. Sesshoumaru ignored him and continued on
his way to his locker. Just as he left, Kagome and Sango walked out from the hall.
"Oh no!" cried Kagome as she ran toward Inuyasha and Miroku. "What happened? Who
did this?"
"Quite lying." grunted out Inuyasha. "You did it."
"Inuyasha must not be thinking clearly." stated Sango as she gave an innocent smile.
"How can we beat up to strong guys like them?"
"Yeah." added Kagome. "I don't know how to fight. I don't have time to learn fighting."
"I believe you." stated the principle. "Inuyasha and Miroku must have received a hard
blow to the head to think you two could or would do that." The principle smiled and left with
Inuyasha and Miroku.
Kagome and Sango smirked. Then they continued to their locker as if nothing happened.
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Please read and review! Dragongirl is coming back on Tuesday! That's good news, but I'm still
stressed!
now. I am at a tie with one of my classmates for Salutatorian, it all depends on our last report
card. (Which we will receive in three days.) So I have to write a speech! Hey, I am really shy, I
have a feeling I will just fall off the stage and die of a heart attack if I do win. Argh! Can't think
of what to say, do any of you have any experience?
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Inuyasha cast. They belong to Rumiko T.
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This Means War
"You b***h! I'll never forgive you." yelled Inuyasha. If you looked close enough, you
can see that Kagome's veins are literally popping from anger.
"Shut up you baka!" yelled Kagome back as she faced the teacher again and put on her
smiling, happy face.
"I am not a baka!" cried Inuyasha. Kagome wasn't listening anymore. "Hey, don't ignore
me!" Wham!
"Mrs. Taylor, do continue." stated Kagome.
"Hey Inuyasha." stated Miroku as he nudged him with his foot. "He's out cold. Wow, that
girl sure can throw. Well, at least he is still in one piece. Though I don't know how long that will
last if he doesn't learn to keep his mouth shut."
"Miroku, take Inuyasha to the school nurse." stated Mrs. Taylor still pissed off. Miroku
nodded and hauled Inuyasha outside.
"Inuyasha, how much do you weigh?" grunted Miroku as he resolved to dragging
Inuyasha.
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Sesshoumaru tried his best to hold in his smirk. 'As long as he is in one piece, it is great
to see him beat up. That girl sure has guts.' thought Sesshoumaru to himself.
'The nerve of that guy' fumed Kagome. 'How dare he call me a b***h. The next time I
see him, I am not letting him get away with just bruises.' Kagome clenched her pen angrily,
which in result snapped in two. Sesshoumaru noticed this and raised an eyebrow.
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"What on earth?" cried the nurse. "How did he get like that in the first fifteen minutes of
school? And on the first day too?"
"Well, he was hitting on some girl, and she is more than what she seemed." sighed
Miroku. "She was a beauty though." Miroku had his dreamy look on. "When will Inuyasha
wake?"
"In a few minutes I would think." replied the nurse as she treated his bruises. "It served
him right if he tried hitting on a girl so fast." the nurse applied extra pressure on Inuyasha's
bruise, which had Inuyasha jumping out of his skin and screaming in pain. "I see you're awake."
"Inuyasha, it's good to see you back." cried Miroku as he gave Inuyasha a hug. "I would
kiss you if you were a girl."
"I pass." came the muffled voice of Inuyasha. "Now will you please let go? I'm
suffocating."
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'Now to find that Inuyasha.' thought Kagome as she looked for Inuyasha. Kagome didn't
watch where she was going and bumped into a girl about her age. "Sorry." apologized Kagome.
"I wasn't watching where I was going."
"Oh, that's okay. My name is Sango." said the girl, now known as Sango.
"I'm Kagome." replied Kagome as she shook Sango's hand.
"Why are you in such a rush? It's recess."
"I am looking for this guy, because he had the nerve to call me a b***h in front of my
whole class."
"I'll come with you. Boys like that need to learn their lesson. Please?"
"Sure."
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"Man, I am still seeing stars." stated Inuyasha as Miroku helped Inuyasha walk down the
hall.
"There he is!" screamed Kagome as she stomped toward them with Sango in tow. Miroku
noticed the voice as Kagome's and quickly ran and hid behind a plant. Miroku had dropped
Inuyasha, and since he could walk straight, he fell to the ground and yelled.
"Miroku, what the f'**k is wrong with you?" Kagome saw someone running, and
assumed him to be Inuyasha. Kagome was so angry, she didn't look down, and tripped over
Inuyasha.
"Ow!" screamed Inuyasha. Sango quickly ran towards them but slamed into Miroku, who
just stepped out from behind the plant. That sent them tumbling onto Kagome and Inuyasha.
"Ow, who groped me?" screamed Sango.
"Miroku, get your hand out off my ass." screamed Inuyasha.
"Oh, Inuyasha that's you? I thought it was Kagome." replied Miroku as he quickly tried
to remove his hand, which resulted in slapping Sango. Sango thinking it was Inuyasha hit him
straight in the face, which once again knocked him out cold.
Kagome finally freed herself and pulled Sango out. Inuyasha had regained conscience
once again. Just as he and Miroku stood up, they were punched right in the jaw.
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"There's something down the hall." pointed a freshman. "I think it's a monster."
"Ahhhhh!" screamed a voice. Followed by punching, and cracking of bones.
Sesshoumaru hearing all the commotion went toward the hall. He immediately recognized the
screams of Inuyasha and Miroku. Sesshoumaru quickly dashed down the hall, or his father will
not be happy.
Sesshoumaru grabbed Kagome's wrist as she was going to hit Inuyasha again. "Let go!"
screamed Kagome.
"As much as I like to see Inuyasha beat up, I still have to bring him home alive." stated
Sesshoumaru. Sesshoumaru let go of Kagome's wrist and pulled Inuyasha up by his collar.
"Inuyasha, you are pathetic."
Miroku quickly dodged Sango's punch and ran up to catch up with Sesshoumaru and
Inuyasha.
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"Who did this?" asked the principle, who just arrived to see Inuyasha and Miroku beat up.
Sesshoumaru was holding both of them up, if he let go, they would both fall to the ground.
Sesshoumaru handed Inuyasha and Miroku to some random students and left.
"Wait, who did this?" asked the principle. Sesshoumaru ignored him and continued on
his way to his locker. Just as he left, Kagome and Sango walked out from the hall.
"Oh no!" cried Kagome as she ran toward Inuyasha and Miroku. "What happened? Who
did this?"
"Quite lying." grunted out Inuyasha. "You did it."
"Inuyasha must not be thinking clearly." stated Sango as she gave an innocent smile.
"How can we beat up to strong guys like them?"
"Yeah." added Kagome. "I don't know how to fight. I don't have time to learn fighting."
"I believe you." stated the principle. "Inuyasha and Miroku must have received a hard
blow to the head to think you two could or would do that." The principle smiled and left with
Inuyasha and Miroku.
Kagome and Sango smirked. Then they continued to their locker as if nothing happened.
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Please read and review! Dragongirl is coming back on Tuesday! That's good news, but I'm still
stressed!