InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ SessCorp and OniCorp ❯ Kagome, Sesshomaru, and the Bar. ( Chapter 3 )

Ye gods, I'm sorry! I forgot about the story until I get an email that said that someone reviewed. Yes, there's something wrong with my head. Anyway, here I am! I'll try not to forget this story again. Once more: I'M SORRY!!!

 

Formal Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha. I wish I did, but Rumiko Takahashi is the true owner. If I own anything, I'll let you know. I do own Ina, though.

Terms:

Urusai - “Shut Up”

Inu - “Dog”

 

~Ina Sama~

 

Sesshomaru sighed. He was alone for the day - or so he thought. He got up from his bed and walked out into the bathroom, where Kagome was towel since she had just gotten out of the shower. He backed out and silently shut the door, Kagome taking no notice of him.

 

Ina had informed Sesshomaru last night of her becoming Naraku's secretary. And, being the wonderful brother he was, he didn't dampen her mood by telling her that he would be down a secretary. He made himself a cup of espresso with a cinnamon stick in it. He stirred the espresso with the cinnamon stick before sipping it, by which time Kagome walked into the kitchen.

 

.:.

 

Sesshomaru looked over his business stuff from his laptop before he shut it off. He glanced at Kagome, who was surfing the channels. She looked at him, blushing slightly when she noticed that he was staring at her. He held back a smirk. “Do you have an occupation?”

“No. Why?”

“I am short of one secretary. I am offering you a job, in other words.”

“…How much does it pay?”

“A base of $1000. Then there are raises depending on how well you complete your tasks daily.”

“I'll take it!” Kagome nearly shouted, causing Sesshomaru to twitch. “Please do not raise your voice.”

“Oh…Sorry.”

“You and Ina should go out to a bar or somewhere tonight…You two would have fun.” Sesshomaru got up abruptly and walked out onto the fire escape to light a cigarette.

 

.:.

 

Ina and Kagome sat at the bar, Ina grabbing the tequila that slid down the bar for her and Kagome grabbing the beer. Ina suddenly snickered at a thought. She looked at Kagome. “So, how was the day with the prick?”

“Not too bad.”

“Good, he hasn't killed you yet.”

“…Wasn't it obvious he hadn't?”

“It's easy enough to animate the dead. Need a demonstration?”

“No thanks, I'm fine…”

“Suit yourself.”

 

A man with a familiar voice sat on Ina's other side. “Scotch on the rocks.”

“Hey, Naraku, What's up!” Ina nearly shouted so he could hear her above the noise. Naraku looked at her. “Ahh, not much. Are you going to go for some karaoke?”

“Naturally.” Ina grinned and got into the short line. She knew the perfect song…

 

.:.

 

“So, is Sesshomaru a fun guy to be around?” Naraku asked, Mischief glinting in his eyes as he remembered his earlier conversation with Sesshomaru.

 

“Dude, what was it like being stuck with that chick all day?”

“Do you believe I shall answer?”

“Oh, come on. Had to at least have some perks.”

“…”

“Come on, did you at least see her dressing?”

“…”

“Is she hot?”

“Urusai…”

“Would she be a good fuck?”

This received a growl. “Stay away from her.”

“I can see you don't like to share your toys.”

 

The inu across from him moved so that he was pinned against the wall by his neck, nearly being suffocated. Fortunately, Kagome and Ina had decided to walk in from their grocery shopping, Ina, looking at Sesshomaru with a glare and Kagome almost dropping the groceries in shock.

 

Sesshomaru nearly sighed and released Naraku, going into his room as Naraku smirked. The slamming door gave a hint that Sesshomaru was pissed. As did the sounds of crashing that made Ina wince and flinch each time.

 

Kagome decided it was time to go to the bar, leaving Naraku alone in the hall. Naraku wasn't sticking around. He got into his car and started driving around.

 

Kagome blushed slightly. “He's mostly nice…Except around you.”

“Well, that much is obvious,” Naraku informed before he head a goofy song playing and looked at the stage to see what idiot decided on it.

 

Ina was standing there with a grin. She started singing in a drunken Irish accent. “Gather `round ye lads and lasses - set ye for a while. And hearken to me mournful tale about the Emerald Isle. Let's all raise our glasses high to friends and family gone and lift our voices in another Irish Drinking Song.”

 

Half of the drunkards were laughing. Ina leaned forward and sang in a softer tone. “Consumption took me mother and me father got the pox. Me brother drank the whiskey `till he wound up in a box. Me other brother in the troubles met with his demise. Me sister has forever closed her smilin' Irish eyes!”

 

Of course, half the people in the bar knew the song and started singing with Ina loudly on the chorus. “Now everybody's died! So until our tears are dry, we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more! We'll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinking once again!”

 

Ina started her lone part again, smirking as she did so. “Kenny was killed in Kilkenny and Claire, she died in Clare!” Sesshomaru chose this time to come in. He was, of course, the designated driver. “Tip in Tipperary died out in the Derry Air. Shannon jumped into the River Shannon back in June! Ernie fell into the Urn and Tom is in the Toome!

 

“`Cleanliness is cuddliness' me Uncle Pat would sing! He broke his neck a-slippin' on the bar of Irish binze. O'Grady, he was 80, though, his bride was just a pup. He died upon the honeymoon when she got his Irish up!”

 

Of course, then came the chorus. Naraku joined in this time because he remembered it from before. Kagome and Sesshomaru, of course, looked at each other, both annoyed by the others. “Now everybody's died! So until our tears are dry, we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more! We'll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinking once again!”

 

Ina started with a more drunken tone. “Joe Murphy fought with Riley near the cliffs of old Deni. He took out his shillelagh and he stabbed him in the spleen. Well, crazy Uncle Mike thought he was a Leprechaun but in fact he's just a Lepper…And his arms and legs are gone! When Timmy Johnson broke his neck, it was a crying shame. He wasn't really Irish but he went to Notre Dame! MacNamara crossed the street and by a bus was hit. But, he was just a Scotsman so nobody give a shi-”

 

Ina was cut off by half of the men shouting “ARRGH!!!” This had Naraku howling with laughter. This was a funny song. Sesshomaru smirked, amusement in his eyes at how good Ina was doing singing this. The chorus started again, “Now everybody's died! So until our tears are dry, we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more! We'll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinking once again!”

 

The first tone Ina had used resumed, making her lean forward as though it was all a secret. “Me drunken Uncle Brendan tried to drive home from the bar. The road rose up to meet him when he fell out of his car. Irony was what befell me great grand Uncle Sam - He choked upon the very last potato in the land! Connor lived in Ulster Town - he used to smuggle arms - until the British killed him and cut off his lucky charms. And dear old Father Flanagan, who left the Lord's employ…Drunk on sacramental wine beneath the altar, boy!”

 

Of course, next was the chorus. Ina got off the stage and dragged Sesshomaru onto the stage as she waited for everyone to end the chorus. “Now everybody's died! So until our tears are dry, we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more! We'll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinking once again!”

 

Ina used a softer tone as she sang slowly. “Someday soon, I'll leave this world of pain and toil and sin. The Lord will take me by the hand to join all of me kin. Me only wish is when the savior comes for me and you…” She trailed off and handed the microphone to the annoyed Sesshomaru who went back to the previous tempo and tone. “…He kills the cast of Riverdance and Michael Flatley too!”

 

“Now everybody's died! So until our tears are dry, we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more! We'll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinking once again!”

 

Of course, Ina sang the last lines too. “Then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinking once again! Then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinking once again!” Everyone in the bar then shouted, “HOY!”

 

Ina grinned happily. “That was fun.”

 

.:.

 

Yes, I'm demented. Shut up. Then again, Ina is me. But anyway…

 

a_MikoS_heartache: I loved this idea but then I forgot about it so…THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING AN DREMINDING ME!!!

 

~Ina Sama~