InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Sesshoumaru & Inuyasha go to the family therapist ❯ foam bats ( Chapter 1 )

BEFORE HAND NOTES!

Ok, this may be a bit ooc, but with a situation as weird as this, the brothers at a therapist is almost expected ya know? And to clear up a bit of confusion you may have on my site I do an ask Sess page were I basically harass Sesshoumaru so this should explain for the beginning.

Sesshoumaru and Inu yasha go to the family therapist! - Ch1- foam bats

[Sesshoumaru sits cross-legged in his blank interview room staring in to nothing while James sneaks up from behind him in classic Scooby-do style sneak on the tips of her mary janes.]

James- HELLO PUPPY!

[Sesshoumaru slowly turns to look back at James.]

Sess- is it time for more idiotic questions?

James- nope

[Sess continues to stare at James who grins evilly.]

Sess- what is it now human?

James- well /*still smiling*\ since it seems you have so many issues, most of them about or related to your family I've decided to give you a special treat!

Sess- Inu yasha's head on a platter?

James- no silly willy! I am taking you to family therapist so you can sort out your issues!

[James snaps her fingers and room dissolves. The two are now standing in a waiting room. The waiting patients look up from their months old magazines at the two new comers. It seems that two people appearing out of thin air is so impossible they all choose to ignore them. Sess stares turning around every which way utterly confused from his place on the floor. The Secretary leans over from her desk.]

Secretary- fluffy, fluffy you're next. Please go to room 27.

[ Still sitting Sess's eyes move from the secretary to James who stands there grinning. ]

Sess- /*in a horrible monotone voice and with a death glare*\ Fluffy…?

James- /*grins and nods*\ Yep!

[James runs over to Sess and grabs his hand dragging him on the floor for a moment before he can stumble to his feet. The two fly down the hallways and stop abruptly at a door marked 27 and the name Dr. Muss on a plaque beneath it. As Sesshoumaru stares at his gold reflection in the plaque James knocks.]

Voice- come in….

[James flings open the door and drags Sess in. dumping him on a velvet lounge couch. The room is a small rectangular shape. Awards and certificates line the wall and against one wall is a large desk and some file cabinets. The man sitting behind the desk is middle aged with a bald spot on his head. He was a wrinkled forehead and square glasses. He wears the standard suit and tie jazz. Dr. Muss rises from his seat and reaches his hand out to James. ]

Dr- Hello, you must be James.

James- /*shakes hand*\ Yep! *Points with free hand at a cross-legged sess* and that's Sesshoumaru aka Fluffy!

Dr- I see, and where is the other family members?

[ Sess's eyes widen and he stares at James]

Sess- no…

James- /*smiles*\ yep!

[James snaps her fingers again and in the middle of the floor materializes Inu Yasha. Inu sniffs around totally confused.]

Inu- What the hell?

[Suddenly Inu's eyes lock onto Sess's. Time freezes as the two half brothers glare at each other then… All hell breaks loose. Dr. Muss dives under his desk while James stands with her hands on her hips and a frown on her face.]

Dr- /*from beneath his desk*\ Do you have anything to stop this insanity!

James- /*laughs and points at the brawl*\ you should be thankfully I took their weapons!

Dr- /*retrieve his stress ball from his desktop and begins squeezing*\ Just make it stop!

[James walks to a miscellaneous table and pile of disregarded magazines and papers]

James- /*rolls up newspaper*\ oh yeah, leave this to me doc.

[ James jumps into the demon dog pile and begins whacking. Soon the two brothers separate; Inu leaping to crouch on the top of Dr. Muss's desk and Sess to crawl back onto the couch with James still whacking him]

Sess- Hey go hit him some more!

James- /*continues to hit him*\ He's younger and stupider! You're the oldest! You should know better!

[James finally stops and goes over to Inu. She bends down so she's leave with the crouching demon.]

James- aww… aren't you the cutest little puppy!

Inu- /*growls*\ hey! I am not a…a….

[Inu abruptly stops because James has started petting him behind the ears. Dogness takes over and inu leans into the hand, his tongue lopping out of his mouth. Sess frowns from his couch. Muss peeks over his desk rim at the scene.]

James- good little puppy! /*Notices Sess*\ Aw, you want me to pet you too?

Sess- /*narrows eyes in response*\

[Stops petting Inu and points to the couch.]

James- ok off the table puppy, go sit next to your brother!

Inu- but-

James- SIT!

[Inu ears fold back and obediently he gets off the desk and sits on the couch. The two are separated by as much space as they can muster. James goes to the door her hand on the knob.]

James- you too be good little doggies and I give you a very special treat!

Sess-/*sarcastically*\ I thought this was a suppose to be a treat…

James- /*cheerfully*\ no, I lied this is because I can't deal with your pent up emotions and denial anymore!

[Inu stares at the girl then back at his brother waiting for him to explode and cut her head off. Sess eyes begin to turn red as he stares at James. Then finally he huffs out a breath and turns his face aside. Inu is dumbfounded.]

James- That's right puppy. You know not to mess with me! /*Opens door and walks through it*\ bye-bye puppies!

[The door closes and James is gone. Dr. Muss slowly rises and sighs. What had he gotten himself into? Oh well for 20 bucks an hour he could consul these dog-monster-brothers. Or whatever James had called them. The Dr. pulls out his papers for James, she had given him specific topics to dive into.]

TO DR. MUSS!

Things to asks the puppies about:

1.) Sess feeling like his mother was replaced.

2.) Sess thinking Inu is the reason for their father's death.

3.) Sess failure to admit feelings (Rin)

4.) Inu's mood swing.

5.) Inu's HUMAN girlfriend.

[Muss takes a seat opposite of the brothers in a large leather armchair a notepad in his lap. The brothers stare at him.]

Dr- so you two are brothers-

Inu- HALF, half brothers…

Dr- oh, so you two are touchy on this issue?

Sess- I have no brother, half or other wise.

Dr- hm, would you like to tell me about how inu yasha mother came into your life?

Sess- /*crosses his arms and looks away*\ no.

Inu- I'll tell you about it!

Sess- you don't even know a thing about it pup!

Inu- /*raises his fists and turns to face his brother*\ what did you call me!

Dr- sh sh! Calm down now! I don't want to call James because if I did I'm sure she would not be happy at all!

[The threat of having James come back and hit them with newspapers clamed the brothers down. They now sat at each edge of the couch angled away from each other.]

Dr- /*sighs*\ All right, Sesshoumaru please tell me about how Inu Yasha's mother came in to your family.

Sess- /*decides he has no choice if he wants to keep James away*\ Well, when I was around 12 my father ran into her while at some village, I never really cared enough to ask.

Dr- so even from the start you didn't care for her, why is that?

Sess- I didn't like her because she was a human who was taking my mothers spot.

Dr- how long was your mother dead when Inu Yasha's mother came into the picture?

Sess- My mother died when I was 2 or 3 but even though it was years after her death that Inu Yasha's mother entered my life she was still taking my mother places I thought and still think.

Dr- What if your father had chosen another of your kind? Would that have been ok?

Sess- No, but it was worse because she was just a lowly human.

Inu- don't talk about my mother that way!

Sess- Inu Yasha how would you feel if our father had chosen another woman to replace your mother after she died even though you thought he loved your mother with all his heart!?

[Inu opened his mouth to say something then closed it. He didn't have a response to that. Dr. Muss watched with interest then took down some notes on his writing pad. The brothers are too busy ignoring each other to notice.]

Dr- all right I can establish that Inu Yasha's mother is a large reason for the hostility between you too. /*Stands up*\ I think maybe some healthy release of anger is in order; A controlled orderly release.

[As the brothers watch the Dr goes to a cabinet behind his desk. He opens it and takes out two orange sticks.]

Dr- all right now each of you take on of these padded bats…/*each brother reaches forward and takes one*\ Now, I want you to let your anger out on each other-In an orderly way!

[The two dog demons look at the bats then at each other. Poor Doc, orderly anger release is not how these guys do it. Hell breaks out again as the brothers jump all over the room beating each other with foam covered bats. Soon Sess stops and stand looking at the orange scouchie stick while Inu runs around his brother whacking him. Sess ignores his brother soft attack and begins picking at the foam. To his surprise the foam padding slides off completely and he's left with a very hard plastic club. Sess sheaves his cub and grabs onto his brothers, wrenching it from his hand and melting it into a pile of steaming goo.]

Inu- Hey you jerk! You melted my stick…

[Inu become quite when he sees his brother pulling out his un-foamed club. Dr. Muss ducks under his desk as the cub flies to Inu's head. ]

Inu- OWWW!!!

[The doc reaches up a hand and pulls his phone down to him he frantically begins to dial. Ten minutes later the door flews open and James is standing in it looking pissed off. Upon seeing her Inu dives at her and hides behind her legs. He points at his brother.]

Inu- he hit me!

[James glares at Sess who stupidly holds the bat behind his back as if she wouldn't know.]

James- Bad dog and bad man!

[James walks grabs a newspaper and whacks Sess on the nose then with an open palm slaps Dr. Muss upside the head.]

James- you should know better than to give them plastic sticks!

Dr- /*from beneath is desk*\ they were covered in foam-

James- /*failing her arms*\ I don't care! They've got vicious pit bulls deep in them and foam sticks bring 'em out!

[turns to Inu, who's cowering on the floor nursing a nasty head bump.]

James- aww…. Poor puppy! Your brother was naughty but you were a good dog, even though you attack your brother, you were just doing what the doctor told you to do. Here.

[James snaps her fingers and a bag drops into her hand. The bag has a sticker that reads 'Sophie's dog bakery' on it. She reaches in the back and pulls out a doggy donut. She hands it to Inu who begins nibbling it]

James- If you were good you would've gotten one too! But no… you had to be all mean and bitchy! Ok This is enough torment for one session! Doc I'll make another appointment soon!

[James snaps her fingers and the brothers disappear. She waves a the doctor.]

James- bye bye for now!

[James exits the room and with that the doctor is left to pick up his room and prepare for the next time.]

A/n holy god this is fun, I love writing this!