InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Sesshoumaru & Inuyasha go to the family therapist ❯ Nice head shots ( Chapter 2 )

Sesshoumaru and Inu yasha go to the family therapist! - Ch2- nice head shots.

[Sesshoumaru and Inu Yasha sit in the waiting room on an old blue couch separated only by James who sits between them humming the spider man theme song.]

James- hum hum hum, hum hum hum…. Does whatever a spider can…

Secretary- James, the doctor will see them now.

[James rises and starts walking with Sesshoumaru behind her and Inu trailing.]

James- * turns back to look at Sess * what do we say?

Sess- * stares at James like she's stupid * what are you talking about…?

James- you know! The name, I made the appointment in my name instead of the cute little nickname you love so much.

[Sess grunts in response. James, deciding she has to get Inu caught up to his brother in harassment points addresses him.]

James- aw, straggling are we?

Sess- *mutters * runt...

[James frowns at Sess and whacks him on his only arm.]

James- Bad! *Looks back to Inu * Do you want me to hold your hand puppy? Would you caught up then?

[Inu glares at James as she goes to his side. Sess smirks. ]

James- what are you smiling at? I held your hand the whole way last time.

[James grabs Inu's hand and before Sess can get out a word of defense she speeds past him with a snickering Inu in tow. A few corners and Sess is gone, left to use is nose to find them. The pair stop at Muss's door.]

Inu- *looking back * What makes you think he'll follow?

James- *knocking * If he knows what's good for him he will.

Muss- come on in.

[James opens the door and pushes Inu to the couch then stands in the doorway waiting for Sesshoumaru.]

James- come on boy! *Whistles * Come on!

[Sess rounds the corner. Ignoring James's puppy praise he enters the room and sits down cross-legged on the couch. James prances over to the doctor.]

James- Are you already to do that thing, that thing you told me you'd do. You know that thing… the THING!

Dr- Yes, I'm all set up, do you…

[James sighs and reaches into her pocket. She hands over an assortment of bills to the doctor who starts counting them immediately. James turns to the brothers.]

James- you should be grateful, it costs a lot to put you weirdoes through therapy and I found the cheapest guy! Oh oh! If the sessions weren't expensive enough I had to pay to replace those bats you wrecked and pay for the damages to the room! Now if you excuse me I have to go to work to help pay to straighten you losers out.

[James goes to the door, opens it, and slams it shut. All three stare at the door in her wake. Muss clears his throat to get their attention.]

Inu- Hey what was all that about a thing?

Dr- Well I discussed a method with James and she agrees it may help.

Sess- *raises and eyebrow * what kind of method?

Dr- well I would take one of you away and do some individual consulting with the other. Ah, Inu Yasha would like to leave first?

Inu- keh.

[Dr. Muss rises and goes to the door. He motions for Inu to follow him. Inu rises and follows Muss. The two leave room 27 and walk down the hall to room 30. The doctor ushering Inu into the room. It's small and square. Completely bare too except for a punching bag that hangs from the center of the room. Inu goes over to the red bag walking around it and examining it. The doctor pulls something out of his files.]

Dr- Now while I speak with your brother-

Inu- half brother…

Dr- half brother, you'll be in her beating out your anger and hate.

[The doctor goes to the bag and pins a glossy 9 by 13 inch nice looking head shot of Sess to it.]

Dr- now I want you to beat on this punching bag while telling sesshoumaru's face that you hate him.

[inu pokes the bag which sways slightly.]

Inu- I'd rather punch his real face…

[The Dr goes to the door and before closing it says;]

Dr- I bet you would.

[The Dr. shuts Inu into the room and as an after thought locks it too then goes back to room 27 taking his seat in his overstuffed chair.]

Dr- Now Sesshoumaru, James tells me that you have a problem admitting any feeling other than anger.

Sess- *narrows his eyes at the Doc. *

Dr- yes, well *clears throat * would you like to tell me how you feel about this girl Rin?

Sess- What do you mean how do I feel, she's there.

Dr- well, Inu Yasha makes you angry, so how does Rin make you feel?

Sess- …

Dr- take you time, everything you say here is confidential, just between you and me.

Sess- what about her?

Dr- Who James? She get an over view of who you two are doing, since she's paying for this, but she won't know every word we say.

[Sess considers this but still says nothing.]

Dr- let me help you a bit: is she an annoyance or does her presence put you at ease? Do you like to be around her or do you try to avoid her?

Sess- I don't avoid her. I don't have to. If I do become annoyed with her she'll quiet down and back off on her own accord.

Dr- so she does get on a never every once in a while correct?

Sess- yes but she's only a child.

Dr- Oh! So this Rin is a child eh? A Human child?

[sess nods and Dr. Muss begins writing down some frantic notes.]

Dr- do you take good care of this girl?

[Sess stares unwavering at the Doc.]

Dr- W-well she is just a child so do you feed her and cloth her and give her shelter?

Sess- I clothe her but Rin can feed herself.

Dr- and what about a home?

Sess- we travel, we are always traveling. She hasn't known a home since she began following me.

Dr- hmm… *vaguely thinks that this train of thought maybe turning into some kind of child welfare case * Anyways… So you just tolerate her is that it?

Sess- yes

Dr- yet you let her follow you around, and if James's notes are correct... *flips a few pages back and confirm his thoughts * you gave up the chance at killing a major enemy just to save her.

Sess-…

Dr- In fact you've saved her on several occasions when you could have easily let her die, now sir I think that this concludes that you don't just simply tolerate the girl you have feelings for her.

Sess- * glances around the room nervously * hmm….

Dr- Sesshoumaru, I ask you again, how does Rin make you feel?

Sess- …

Dr-…

Sess-…

Dr- *steeples hands *

Sess-…

Dr- Sesshoumaru, I can sit here all day, and get paid for it aswell, waiting for you to admit.

Sess- she…

Dr- Yes?

Sess- *lets out a big breath * She makes me feel like I'm doing something good…

Dr- Yes! A break through very good!

[The doc scribbles some things down and rises, going to the door.]

Dr- All right, I think it's time to change roles, come on now.

[Sess rises and follows the doc out of the door and down to room 30. Dr. Muss unlocks the door and opens it. Inside sits a smug content looking Inu Yasha. Inu rises and with his arms tucked into his sleeves and a smile plastered on his face he leaves the room, not even glancing at his brother and goes back to room 27. The doc scurries in and takes down a very ragged piece of paper. He then pulls out another picture, a crappy crayon drawing resembling Inu's face. ]

Dr- Now, Sesshoumaru I want you to take out all your hate on this bag, this 'Inu yasha substitute'. While you punch it I want you to tell him you hate him.

[Sess stares at the doctor like he's stupid. He gives the bag a push.]

Sess- I'd rather beat him in person…

[This almost exact repeating of what his little brother had said prompts him to scribble some notes down. With out saying anything the doc leaves locks the door, and returns back too room 27 and his comfy chair.]

Dr- All right Inu Yasha, lets begin. Let's discuss your mood swings-

Inu- WHAT MOOD SWINGS!!!

Dr- that mood swing. *Leans forward * Inu Yasha a moment ago you were completely calm and now your hostile. Why is it you feel the need to be so defensive all the time? James tells me that eventually you opened up to your friends but still would jump down their throats at time. Inu Yasha, do you have a fear of abandonment?

[Inu crosses his arms and utters a 'hmp'.]

Dr- you closing in on your self, the crossing of you arms shows me this. Why are you afraid to open up to anyone, even those you come to see as you friends?

Inu- …Why do you think? That girl must've told you about my childhood. *Points to the door * with a brother like that I have a right to be so secluded!

Dr- what do you mean by that?

Inu- *sighs * He abandoned me when I was little Ok? When my mother died he let me follow him around for a bit then he just disappeared one day. Are you happy now!?

Dr- Yes, yes I am. You were a lot more corruptive then your brother. Let me go and retrieve him.

[The doc leaves, leaving Inu to sit and wait. A loud cry from the doctor causes Inu's ears to perk up and him to rush to room 27 fearing what his brother had done. Coming to a stop next to the doc in the doorway he discovers what the yell was for. In the middle of the floor sits a pile of shredded leather and padding, what was left of the punching bag. Inu goes over to investigate. Sess walks past him and out the door.]

Dr- *stammering * you just ruined a 500 dollar leather punching bag!

Voice- 500 DOLLARS!

[The doctor and Sess turn back to see James standing behind them. She stumps up to Sess and slaps him right across the face not having a newspaper on hand.]

James- YOU BAD DOG!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

[James is still shaking with anger so as an after thought she give sess a kick in the shin before going into see Inu. Sess holds his shin, demon or human getting kicked in the shin still hurts like hell, trying to stop the pain. Inu is still crouched poking around the remains of the punching bag. He finally finds what he's looking for, a piece of paper.]

Inu- Hey, how come he gets a nice picture I get a crappy drawing?

James- shut up puppy! Here!

[James holds another bag from Sophie's. She pulls out a doggy smore and hands it to Inu.]

James- this is enough damage for one day! I have to go and find a way to pay off the debt you caused so get outta my sight!

[The doctor opens his mouth but James cuts him off.]

James- not now, I've gotta pay for you, I'll schedule another appointment, later!

[With that James disappears down the hall leaving the doc to stand stupidly staring at the remains of his punching bag. He sighs and goes back to his room to call for clean up.]

A/n- Hey, glad you guys are liking this so far, I actually don't usually write comedies… any who thanks to CasinoChaos for sharing a bit about the punching bag, good material! Please keep the reviews coming!

Also thanks to:

Inuyashafreak 15 - glad you think it's funny

Rachael- yes, it is cool which means I am cool too! Hells yeah.

Wandering anime rater- here's the second chapter

Kaginu4ever- best you ever read? Hm…