InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Silence is golden! ❯ The Night of the pink haired Inuyasha! ( Chapter 2 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

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Me: Yeah! I finally finish this! Take that school! You people have to review. You know it was the Fluffiest thing I ever done.

Sesshomaru: I can't believe they not giving you enough homework.

Me: I'm smart I did my homework in 6th period.

Sesshomaur: They should get you 8th periods.

Inuyasha: I'm glad I wasn't in this crap. So, letting little human brats sleep on your tail?

Sesshomaru: well it was far better than having the likes of you sleeping anywhere near me. At least she doesn't have wetting problems.

Inuyasha: (Growls) Who said I had wetting problems you cocky bastard!

Me: who let you in again? Cause there the door you can leave anytime Inuyasha. (Hint, Hint.)

Inuyasha: oh no I not letting you work on those other stories that I happen to be in I here to stop that. Especially the one with me and that wimpy wolf Kouga. You're always making me look bad.

Sesshomaru: believe me she doesn't need much help no one does.

Inuyasha: who told you to butt in!?!

Sesshomaru: compare to this I enjoy that new story about you and Kouga. If you really worry about your worthless wench then claim her already.

Me: Yeah sure. Remember he has a thing for dead chicks. Demented dead chicks.

Inuyasha: GRRRRR! Keep out of my business!

Me: hey I can say the magic word too so why don't you shut up! I don't know why my brother likes you. I can't believe he invited you.

Sesshomaru: I can't believe you won't release me.

Me: I'll never let you go Mr. Fluffy butt!

Inuyasha: ah what a nice couple. (Snicker)

Me: at least her has somebody.

Inuyasha: I have fans!

Sesshomaru: I have more.

Me: yup and his stuff sells more on e-bay so who the better brother now.

Inuyasha: feh. I don't know no one calls me Fluffy.

Sesshomaru: you wish to die Inuyasha.

Me: that's' because no one cares about you.

Inuyasha: whatever. What are you going to do Sesshy? Tickle me with your fluffy tail? Feh.

Me: please kill him. It would make the world a mutt free place.

Sesshomaru: it would help you so I rather not. (Growling)

Inuyasha: Ha, he too soft too kill. He nothing but a fluffy puppy!

Me: I wouldn't go around bragging. At least he never go hit with his own damn attack. Or have a crazy dead chick chasing after him. Or have a love rival who is actually better and brighter than himself. Also, he can handle his demonic blood. Which you Inuyasha cannot. And you don't have tail only the coolest demons have tails. Even Shippo cooler than you cause he has a tail. Oh yeah and keep your shirt on. You ain't got nothing to see, Runt boy.

Sesshomaru: not to mention that he has the worst hair any anime character has ever seen. Look at his claws he hardly takes care of them. Their as yellow as his fangs.

Me: Oh yeah we found out dog breath that you just bleach your teeth before the show so that they appear whit and that you have some fake ones.

Inuyasha: oh okay I had enough of the bashing on me around here.

Me: Oh really. Well then, SIT! Go back to Kagome or Kikyo if you don't want to die no one wanted you here.

[Crash]

Sesshomaru: and at least, I don't eat dirt and everything that may be on it.

Me: too true. Well I think that enough bashing.

Sesshomaru: for today anyways.

Me: I take it you must me in a good mood.

Sesshomaru: only because I call all your teachers so they will all double your homework. (Evil glare on his face)

Me: NOOOOOOO! I hate homework. Damn you Fluffy. (Faints.)

Sesshomaru: finally. Don't review go do your homework or something.

Inuyasha: my back. (Whimpers)

Artemis: (breaks into the room) AHHHHHHH! No more, paint! Someone help Rin has face paint again! (Looks like a multicolored nightmare.) Why did I take this job? Save me Lord Fluffy.

Lord Fluffy: How about no you bag of fleas. (Throws him into a wall.)

Rin: here kitty, kitty! You have to play with me. (Sees Inuyasha crawling from his hole) Wow Inuyasha here! I think I play with him too.

Inuyasha: NOOOOOO! (Trying to bolt but gets stop by Sesshomaru)

Sesshomaru: remember the special word to get Inuyasha to play. (Evil smirk)

Inuyasha: damn you Sesshomaru. (Straight fear in his face)

Rin: Yup it's SIT DOGGY!

[Crash]

Rin: Now I have both a kitty and a doggie to play with. Dragging Inuyasha and Artemis into the playroom.

Sesshomaru: Ah, I do so love this place. Even if it is worst than hell.

Me: HA! I knew you did!

Sesshomaru: didn't you faint!?!

Me: of course but only because I have come up with a plan.

Sesshomaru: what?

Me: Your doing all my extra homework!

Can't hear the reply to that. Because………………………̷ 0;. …………. ….

Inuyasha: NO NOT MY HAIR ACK NOT PINK! I DON'T WANT PINK HAIR!

Me: gee wonder what happen to him.

Rin: hey look what I did to Inuyasha and Artemis!

[In the playroom.]

Me: (LMAO) Inuyasha you look like oh god they don't words for it.

Sesshomaru: and I though he looked stupid before.

Me: It's the night of the pink haired Inuyasha. So is this your pixie form.

Sesshomaru: well it sure is even more sickly looking.

Me: well this makes my day.

Imagine Inuyasha with half dye pink hair. A big rose on the side of his face. Blue stripes on the side of his face. (Like Sesshomaru's only their not straight) Purple freckles or pimples. One ear orange the other lime green. His clothes are well now tye-dye with blue, green, purple, brown…ummm its a rainbow basically only without the red and without pink. Oh, did I mention the paint gray collar around his neck with big yellow bells hanging of it? Which goes great with his now black and red rosary to be at least. Oh, his nails are the same color as his hair. Well actually its more of a Barbie pink. As his hair is a cotton candy pink. Hmm go figure.

Now Artemis looks like the Cat in the Hat on crack. As his head is stripe red and an off colored white. His fur is both black and gray with yellow happy faces here and there. His tail has been painted green for some reason. Also, he has two big pink dots on the side of his face. His around his eyes are a dark navy blue seems like.

Me: well Rin you sure gotten them nice and bright mostly.

Rin: I made them pretty. Huh?

Me: yes you did.

Inuyasha: WHAT! Get this stuff of before it dries. I can't looking like this! I look like a freak!

Sesshy and Me: The point being what?

Me: not like you didn't already look freaky. This should be your demon form.

Sesshomaru: hmm too bad the wolf isn't here.

Me: Ah that give me an idea. This should have it own spin off. YAY! Rin coloring spree! Or something like that. (Ha, that shall be posted tomorrow as long as my new Kouga and Inuyasha story. So, consider this a preview.)

Rin: WOW! I got another story!

Me: you do and you got to paint Inuyasha and his friends all the color of the rainbow.

Inuyasha: WHAT!?! HECK NAH! GET BACK OVER HERE AND TAKE THIS STUFF OFF.

Me: trust me Inuyasha it is an major improvement.

Rin: You should thank me doggy and you too kitty.

Artemis has gone into shock ever since Rin has liked them look in the mirror and untied them. Inuyasha in his own shock and wishes he could kill all of us. As even his Tessaiga has been tainted with pink bunnies and yellow ducks.

Rin: yeah Inuyasha it's the swords that makes a 100 fluffy and cute animals in one stroke. Instead of the "wind scar," you can do the "rainbow wind dance." Isn't that great. Your sword is just as good as Sesshomaur-sama.

Inuyasha: My sword. Not my sword. (Faints)

Sesshomaru: well my day keeps getting better any better. There are some perks in getting held against my will by a crazy fan girl. Despite the OCCNESS that I go through.

Me: looks like he got a magic stick. (Snickers)

Sesshomaru: good maybe he won't be so frustrated.

Artemis: I want to good back to Sailor moon and the other scouts.

Sesshomaru: you will go nowhere.

Me: yeah you sign up to be Rin's new babysitter so there. Nayaaa!

Sesshomaru: well I off.

Me: Yeah. Time to end this I have school tomorrow. Bye Inuyasha and you too Artemis.

Rin: Bye everyone!

[The end]

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