InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Smutty Dawg ❯ Frenzies and Stalkers ( Chapter 4 )

Miroku: I'm loved!!! Women adore me!!!!!!!!

Sango: Oh, dream on! The only woman that adores you is m-

Kagome: SANGO! ==don't reveal==

Miroku: No, no, no, please continue!

Inu: Sesshyyyyyyyyy, where arrrrrrre you????

Sesshy: INUYASHA! Do you mind?!?!?! I am trying to---------

Rin: Oh Sesshomaru!

Sesshy: RIN!

Rin: Oops....

Inu: What the hell are you doing in there?

Sesshy: NO MORE SESSHY!!!!!

Me: Jees, calm down.

Sesshy: We are very busy! Go away.

Inu: Not until you tell me what you are doing in my room!

Sesshy: Working out. I need to build up my muscles...

Inu: EWWWW! You're sweating aren't you! GET OUT! -Barges in-

Rin: **GASP**

Sesshy: <<glares>>

Inu: YOU'RE DOING THAT?

Kagome: Oh my god.....

Sango: I'm going to puke. &_&

Rin: ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!

Inu: YOU WERE PLAYING WITH MY VIDEO GAMES WEREN'T YOU????????????

Sesshy and Rin: %%%guilty%%%

n_n Now I've blabbered too much! Here ya go! n_n

Kagome sat still on her bed when she had awoken. She couldn't have moved for her life. As she remembered what Inuyasha had sat she erupted into a fit of giggles resulting in her rolling off her bed and onto the floor, out into the hallway and right smack into the kitchen, stopping finally at the counter. She looked up at Sango who had a very confused look on her face and just the weird expression sent Kagome into another group of laughter.

Sango sighed and got up, putting away her cereal bowl and sauntering over to Rin, plopping down on the couch beside her. She poked her arm and motioned to the hyper Kagome with a nod of her head.

Rin shrugged back at Sango and went back to trying to forma puzzle of a weird looking rodent. Sango rolled her eyes and went over to help Kagome up as Kagome stumbled into the living room and fell onto the floor with giddiness yet again.

Sango had her mind elsewhere. She hadn't been dating in a while, nothing serious anyways. Miroku was the first guy that had taken great joy in stalking her. She could only imagine him now, only one thing wrong in her mind. He was gorgeous. He was muscled and firm, strong and happy. Hilarious and sweet all at the same time. But.... HE HAD BLOODY ROVING HANDS!!! She had been groped by other people before, especially when she had gone to Italy for her summer vacation the year before. But never by someone who looked even more pleased when he was smacked.

Kagome couldn't stop laughing. When she had first heard Inuyasha say: "I'll never stop hunting you." she had been excited and slightly frightened by the whole thought. However, now her idea of the whole thing had changed.

`He sounds like a freakish stalker dude who is going to hunt me down and then jump out from behind a wall or something.'

Inuyasha's ideas on what he was said were very similar.

"I sounded like a fucking stalker or something. She probably laughed her ass off at me!"

He had revealed what had happened between him and Kagome to Miroku who was biting his tongue off so as not to burst. Inuyasha would be too scary to imagine, especially after Miroku had sworn not to laugh.

Inuyasha sighed, flipping over the back of the couch to land on the cushion. "What the hell do I do Miroku?"

Miroku sighed, finally having regained control over his need to laugh like a maniac. "Ignore it and don't bring it up. NEVER say anything like that again."

Inuyasha looked over at his friend. "Laugh already. I know you're dying to."

Miroku let it go, falling onto the floor and rolling around arms and legs flailing, limbs everywhere. "You-you sounded like-like....like a murderer!!" (Sounds a bit nasty if you think about it)

Inuyasha got up and yanked Miroku to his feet, punching him square in the nose. "You fucking jerk." With that he stormed up the stairs and into his bedroom, slamming the door with enough force to shake the house and startle Miroku once again.

Miroku got up, slowly dragging his sore butt into the kitchen to get a cloth and some ice for his bleeding nose. "I should never have opened my mouth."

Rin yawned and wandered into her bedroom, getting changed into a pair of comfy jeans and a tight tank and then slipping some flip flops on, making her way back outside. She said goodbye to the giggling Kagome and the blushing Sango and left the apartment. Jogging down the stairs she got in her car and drove over to the only place she could get some tranquility. Boy was she wrong......

Sesshomaru was up and yelling at Inuyasha who had literally dented the whole bumper of his car in.

Inuyasha stomped about, screaming back at his half-brother. "IT WASN'T MY FAULT THAT THE TREE WAS BEHIND YOUR CAR! I DIDN'T PARK IT THERE!!!"

"I never told you that you could take my car out anyways! You stole it, half-breed!"

Inuyasha glared, eyes flashing red in warning. First Miroku laughs at him, Kagome thinks he is a stalker, and then his brother is preparing to skin him alive. `What now?!'

When Rin arrived at the big house she raised an eyebrow at the mangled back end of her lovers car but shrugged it off. She made her way up the steps and opened the door cautiously, peering about. She heard screaming and sighed, slumping over, completely unprepared to face yet another noisy experience.

Sesshomaru and Inuyasha were at it again. Miroku let his head flop down to the couch arm, his eyes closing tightly as he tried to block out the yelling. One eye opened to land on Rin who had just bounced onto his stomach and knocked the wind out of him. He groaned in unbelievable pain and rolled off the couch, nearly taking Rin with him.

She giggled and looked down at the suffering soul. "What's up Miroku? How are ya?"

Miroku raised himself enough to give her a wistful look, "Not well."

Rin pouted, "Poor Miroku... Sigh, I guess I won't tell you what horny dream Sango had about you last night. She told me EVERY last detail. But of course, you wouldn't want to know..."

Miroku was up in an instant, completely revived. "Huh? What? When? Where? How? Noise level? Moaning? Did she-----

"ALRIGHT! Well," An evil grin played across Rin's lips. This was turning out to be a better morning then expected. "I was nearly asleep when I heard a very loud, very real moan. And guess who's name she shouted right afterwards....."

Kagome shouted after Sango who was preparing to go to the mall. "Why can't I come???"

Sango sighed, turning to face her best friend. "Because you are strangely hyper and will embarrass me."

Kagome shook her head animatedly. "NO! I will be very good, mommy, and won't be bad at all."

Sango rolled her eyes and turned away, grabbing her purse and reaching for the keys. Kagome got there first.

Backing away in a hurry, Kagome dangled the keys up, taunting Sango. "C'mon mommy, come get the keys-ies!!!

Sango growled, lunging for the metal contraptions. "Give `em back, you brat!!!"

Kagome dodged her dive and whirled around the couch as the simple teasing match turned into an all out war.

Rin leaned back and smiled at the dazed Miroku. "She washed the sheets this morning and was blushing insanely."

Miroku sighed, grinning in utter stupidity. Sango, having wild fantasies about him! Hmmm....

Sesshomaru came into the room then, followed closely by an aggravated hanyou. "Rin. When did you get here, my sweet?"

Rin looked up, bounding over to tackle her boyfriend. "About twenty minutes ago. Miroku and I were just discussing Sango."

Miroku grunted, obviously gone in his own thoughts, dreams, and god knows what else... Maybe even god doesn't know about Miroku. His illusions were VERY hentai.

The four sat down and relaxed, deciding to go and collect Kagome and Sango and head to the beach. Boy were they unprepared for what they were about to see...

Kagome screamed and leaped over the couch, avoiding Sango once again. This was getting scary...

Sango yelled in frustration and sprung at Kagome once again, kicking a leg under hers and watching as Kagome fell onto the floor with a thump.

Kagome waited for Sango to try and tackle her. When she heard her jump she backed up and Sango flopped onto the ground.

Kagome took this as a perfect opportunity and pounced on Sango, straddling her friend and laughing maniacally.

Sango struggled against her friend and tried to reach the keys which Kagome dangled over her face but was unsuccessful.

Kagome laughed and wriggled around on Sango, tauntingly hovering the keys just out of reach.

Just then........Inuyasha, Miroku, Rin, and Sesshomaru walked in.

"Holy fuck!"

CLIFFY!!!!! What were Sango and Kagome up to? What will Inuyasha think of her now? Will Miroku have even more naughty dreams?

WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm thinking about having a lemon between Sesshy and Rin in the next chappy or two but I want your opinions!! PLEASE REVIEW AND TELL ME IF YOU THINK I SHOULD HAVE ONE OR WAIT!

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