InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Smutty Dawg ❯ Raw Humping -_^ ( Chapter 5 )

Chappppppppyyyyyyyy fiiiiivvvvvvvveeeee, this should keep you aliiiiivveeeeeeeee!

HEWWO!!! I have had.......three peoples say I should go for the lemon so I will! However -evil grin- I am going to put it in my NEXT chappy so you all will be jumpy! :P ((Besides, I'm kinda nervous cause it'll be my first lemon ever!))

I AM SO SORRY! Its been a week since my last update!!! I promise, that won't happen again. I am sick but I had to get this out today! Thankxxers reviewers! Keep it comin' ~_~

Naomi Ikahen: LOL! Okies, I know I am evil. It's a curse!!!!!!! I have the next chappy ^^ You might hate it too though, its yet ANOTHER cliffy... Anyways, keep reviewing, the ebil poo poo head will try to update quicker! :P

Niffy: Thanks so much, I'm so glad you liked it! Please, PLEASE keep reviewing and telling me what you think ^_^

ani_girl7789: LOL! Well that made it pretty clear what was the answer to my question! ANDDDDDDDDDDDD, you get your wish... ONLY-I make you wait one more chapter for it! @_@ I am evil, I freely admit it >.< Thank you for giving me your opinion! Please keep reviewing, I wuv reviewwwwwwsssssss!

animeluver17: Thanks so much! I didn't expect everyone to go for the lemon idea, but I am so glad that you did! Keep reviewing and I will put the lemmmmmoooooonnnnnn in the NEXT chappy! ^_-

killthetoaddemon: YES! Actually, that morning and half of the afternoon I had been crazily hyper because I had eaten WAY TOO MUCH SUGAAAAAARRRRRR! I ate a popsicle for breakfast and I went innnnsaaaaneee! I scared everyone, it was so fun ^^ Thank you so much for reviewing, please keep commenting, I LOVE to read them :D

Me: Oh no...

Inu: HAHA! SESSHY AND RIN GET A LEMON IN THE NEXT CHAPPY!

Sesshy: At least I get some action, its not like you will ever have a lemon! Kagome loves me, remember?

Inu: -horrified look- NO! I WANNA HAVE SOME TOOOOOO, WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kagome: What about Kikyou? -evil glint in eye-

Inu: Nah, she's clay, you're a real girl!

Kagome: Yes, *sigh* and I love my Sess-chan!

Rin: HAHA KAGOME! You may LIKE Sesshy but its OUR lemon.

Me: And for all of you hentai's, I don't mean Kag and Rin! -.-

Miroku: Ya know she_devil, if you perhaps need someone to preform for you so that you are able to write a good love scene, Sango and I would be obliged to-----

Sango: NO WE WOULD NOT!

Miroku: But Sango, my love, my life light, my air, my sugar, my sexy slave who has a fetish with-

Sango: Miroku will not be able to attend this conversation - he has been officially knocked out.

Me: BUT SANGO! Who will play the role of the perverted monk? Inuyasha is busy as the jealous and childish half-brother-

Inu: Damn straight! ........*pause*......HEY!

Me:-of Sesshomaru who is busy with the role of Lord of the Lands, western playboy and babe magnet, while you are busy being the violent girl-power "independent fighter" blah blah blah, and Kagome is way too caught up in being sweet, hyper, evil, loud, crazy, sexy, and annoying all at once. Besides, she needs to concentrate on her blushing skills which she will need for this story. Rin, as you know, is too busy being innocent and kind, and behind the scenes, planning the horrific murder of our lead star.

Sango: Ya know, you talk to much. You didn't really need to include Kag and Rin, they were girls so even if they weren't busy they couldn't have been the part.

Me: Mleh to that, girlfriend!

Miroku: I am back! Sango, your arm is becoming weaker, perhaps you should just let me have my way... *hopeful smile*

Sango: *raises hand* Are you saying that I am fragile?!

Miroku: -cowers- no!!

Me: ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! We shall shut up ~_~

Inuyasha's eyes bulged out and his brain nearly popped (lovely image, ne? :P) out of his skull.

"Holy fuck!"

Rin and Sango exchanged glances and Sesshomaru eyes widened fractionally. Miroku's expression took on a sick and perverse emotion and he gave a lazy smile, obviously lost in his own playboy mansion of a mind.

Rin was the first the form a sentence not consisting of multiple swear words, "So... Whatcha been up to?"

Kagome and Sango nearly yanked hair out of each others heads to scramble up and try to look innocent. Not likely.....

Kagome shook her head, blushing beyond belief, "I was just trying to get Sango to take me to the mall with her, she refused to bring me just because I was little ittie bittie bit odd."

Miroku faked astonishment and a chiding manner, "Why Sango, you little mean thing."

Sango slid a death glare his way, watching in embarrassed satisfaction and smugness as he eased his way over and behind Inuyasha.

Sesshomaru raised a sculpted eyebrow, nicely shaped for the general masculine form of male eyebrows, and took Rin's hand, pulling the giggling girl down the hallway and out of sight.

Inuyasha crossed his arms, smirking down at Kagome's hidden face, and turned to plunk himself nice and ineptly onto the couch. Miroku just smiled, raising his gaze to the gods and thanking him for this opportunity as he whisked Sango down the hall, dancing and singing merrily all the way, ignoring her shrieks and trying to stabilize her hurtful hands.

Kagome turned promptly away from Inuyasha, that evil, smirking, sexy jerk. She was still giddy but had decided to push it down for the time being, waiting for him to speak first. The silence was really getting to her. She heard chuckling and turning around just as a pillow came flying in her direction and she plummeted downward, her butt colliding hard and firm with the floor.

Inuyasha rolled off the couch laughing, eyes watering from the effect the look on her shocked face had given him.

Well, Kagome would have none of this. She knew the precious pillows were those that Rin had spent all her babysitting money on but... The were ugly as sin!!!! They would cost her but at that moment, Kagome really didn't care. She wanted revenge and she wanted it now!

Picking up one of the preciously ugly contraptions, she turned around and sent it flying at Inuyasha. It his him, bulls-eye. (Not that bulls-eye! :0) She giggled maliciously and ducked behind the coffee table as a fringed fabric fluffy thingy flew at her head.

Inuyasha dodged behind the couch arm, a perfect view of Kagome's feet, her toes wriggling around. He shook his head and, as she rose into some weird Cat Woman pose, he leapt out and pounced, the two teens flying onto the couch.

The couch didn't agree well with this plan and flipped, Kagome and Inuyasha rolling off and leaving them both in an awkward position. Kagome sitting, draping over Inuyasha is a very pro-voc-a-tive position.

Inuyasha grinned lazily up at her, trying to ignore his slight blush, "This seems familiar."

Sesshomaru and Rin walked out, both raising synchronized eyebrows. "Oookkk. Kaggie, do you have something to tell us?" Rin asked, tilting her head inquisitively.

Kagome spluttered, "Tssh, fffhh, tsk, no!"

Inuyasha just grinned, letting his hands slide down to rest rather suggestively on her hips. He winked at Sesshomaru who replied by rolling his eyes and walking briskly out of the apartment.

Rin sauntered over, knowing she better catch up with Sess. She didn't want to miss this night. Trying not to blush at her thoughts and what they meant, she leaned down and whispered quickly and only heard by her recipient, "Have fun. Don't hump him raw or anything..."

With that, she left. Smiling bigger then you could imagine. She got outside and found Sesshomaru leaning against his car. As she made her way over to him she heard a distinct, "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" coming from her apartment.

Rin just smiled.

Kagome had gotten up faster then a chipmunk who just sat on a heated stove (-_^ version of chipmunk face---- O.O) after Rin's comment. She paced about screaming "Ew" every few seconds, and steadily kept her gaze OFF Inuyasha who was chuckling annoyingly.

She got fed up with the deep rumbles and set off to end them once and for all before the very creator of those deeply provoking sounds grabbed her and locked her helplessly in a lip lock.

When the kiss finally broke, Kagome and Inuyasha were both fully breathless and both had lost any sense of embarrassment or smugness during the embrace.

Inuyasha smiled slightly, steadying them both with a hand resting cautiously on her lower back. He captured her eyes, watching as the beautiful pools of deep blue hues swam before him. She herself was doing the same thing.

Kagome was memorized by the golden delights of his orbs. They seemed to shine with something she had never seen before. He was strong, stubborn, (very) and demanding. But...But he was also sweet, kind to those in need, and very, VERY naughty. Mischief was visible in about all of his actions. It was very clear to her that when she flirted with him, she was playing with danger. (^^ Oh man, that was so Harlequin it was gross!! HACK HACK)

Though, you know what?

Kagome liked playing with danger.

And she wasn't about to stop now.

Even if it cost her dignity, pride, temporary brain power...

She was going to keep toying with risk.

And she was gonna love it!!!

Miroku and Sango sat in his car, him smiling devilishly and her looking really ticked off.

Deep down, Sango might have liked fighting with him, it kept her on her toes. She had always had a fighting streak in her, and Miroku and his perverted monk routine brought it out. She was almost, ALMOST, excited when he came over because it meant there would be war. Bugging, hitting, groping, slapping, punching, whining...... Etc.

Miroku personally liked it when Sango was near, however, for a completely different reason. He had never met a butt he didn't like...... *sigh* But Sango's he LOVED! The softness, the firm skin, the----- Ok. I believe you get the point!

Anyways, it gave him a chance to grope a pretty girl, get into conflict, and spend repeated time at her place. Even if he was knocked out cold.

She was fierce and he liked that. He was VERY glad she wasn't some silly giggly girl that throws themselves at guys.

(Like me ^_^ Nah, KIDDING!)

ANY-WAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They were sitting in his car, the heater on high and both looking in opposite directions, thinking of different things.

Sango was looking directly out the window while imagining the many ways you could castrate a man in a car.....

-MEANWHILE-

Miroku was sitting there, staring at Sango, and imagining a groping part-ah where Sango worshiped him and he was having to yank her eager hands off of his shirt to keep her from just tearing it apart in anticipation.

Miroku smiled, "So Sango, you busy tonight?"

Sango looked over at him, giving him a suggestive fake smile, "I only have one appointment and then I'm perfectly free."

Making her way over, Rin, despite her petite size, managed to shove Sesshomaru back on the car hood and lean over, planting a long, hard, kiss on his lips.

Sesshomaru, in complete bewilderment at his small girlfriend, lay on his hood, jaw open a bit, staring at the sky.

"Do you want me to fly over and drop something in that great big hole of yours?"

That got him up. "Excuse me?! Did you just.....Tell me I had a big hole?"

Rin, without thinking, replied. "I'll say. You think I should know..." Her hand clamped over her mouth, silencing her constant yammer of talk which just proved in embarrassing her.

Sesshomaru smiled, "You're right. You should know. But, sometimes humans forget. Care to remember again???" He crossed his arms, leaning back against the car, awaiting her answer with hidden thrill.

Rin turned to look at him with large eyes for a moment before blinking in recognition and then stealing his keys out of his hand with scary ease. "I'm driving." She rather stated this then asked it, and made her way over to the drivers side.

Sesshomaru turned, "Why are you driving?" Despite his complaint he walked over to the passengers side and got in.

"I drive faster then you."

"Not true, toffee."

"Is so tr- Toffee? You just called me toffee?"

"It messed you up."

"No!"

"Yes."

"Oh, don't be so practical.. Have fun you big, boring, loaf of cheese."

"Umm, what?"

"Oh never mind!" Rin started the car and drove at a very fast down the side streets.

"Think you could possibly slow down?"

Resting a hand on his knee, she gave him a sincere smile. "Do you really want me to?"

Letting that question lie unanswered, Sesshomaru leaned back, trying to focus on anything but the feather touch of his girlfriends hand on his leg. He was generally one to control all emotion, settle his thoughts deep within, and try to cover his expression. Around Rin, that was hardly possible.

Yes, he was still dark, silent, secretive. However, he was more open, more talkative, and smiled, laughed, even danced around the room with Rin once after she had gotten him the computer he had been dying for.

Rin was always open, always happy, cheerful, hyper. Plain weird basically..... She was always up for a good time, that was one thing Sesshomaru really admired in her. Having fun and not caring what anyone thought.

When they got back to his apartment, Rin bounced out and Sesshomaru was not a step behind her as they briskly walked in, Rin waving cheerfully at the security guards who actually waved back! Sesshomaru caught himself before he smiled.

Unlocking the door was another issue completely. Sesshomaru couldn't find the hole because he was SO incredibly horny and when he turned the job over to Rin, she couldn't unlock the door either because she was giggling too hard at her blushing boyfriend who had lost his cool opening a door.

Sesshomaru swore colorfully and kickedthe door open, probably breaking the lock or the doorknob right off, considering there was thunk before the door swung open. Sesshomaru ushered Rin in and disappeared, making sure she knew NOT to turn on any lights.

When he reappeared, Rin was seated on the couch, bouncing up and down, then whirling around on the floor. He shook his head and handed her a cup of something that smelled husky.

Rin curiously took a sip and then gave Sesshomaru a scolding look, "Alcohol? You want to knock me out, don't you Sir?"

He just smiled, "It wouldn't be nearly as much fun." He plunked himself down on the couch, watching her carefully.

Rin frowned, "Why don't you act like this around anyone else, my dear loaf of cheese?" She moved to straddle him, sipping noisily.

Sess rested a hand on her knee, "They won't respect me like they should if I act anything like them. Besides, I wouldn't want Miroku groping me now would I?"

Rin snorted, "He gropes girls, not guys."

Sesshomaru revealed a dirty smile, "That's not fully true...

Rin gave him a look, telling him obviously, `Go on or be prepared to be tickled to death.'

"You see, he got drunk once and Inuyasha happened to be there and....."

Inuyasha had this sudden urge to twirl her and start singing show tunes. He shook his head gently, pushing her away slightly dipping her.

Kagome giggled, "Why sir, whatever are you up to?"

Inuyasha waggled his eyebrows suggestively, "Do you really want to find out, princess?"

Rin couldn't stop laughing, her stomach was aching until she was ready to cry from crying too hard and from the pain! She hugged Sesshomaru, "Poor Inuyasha! What did he do afterwards?"

Sess shrugged, "He blushed, told Miroku he didn't think of him that way, and hid in his room for two weeks."

Rin nipped her lover's neck, looking up at him, "Don't move." She traced a finger down his muscled chest, lifting his shirt a bit to reveal his tummy skin. It took a lot of her not to smile evilly.

She leaned down, huffing first on the skin, and then planting a BIG HONKING RASPBERRY, on his stomach.

Sesshomaru grabbed her wrists and started laughing really, REALLY, hard! When he finally got a hold of himself he looked her up and down, "Enough of this." Picking her up, bridal style, he swung his giggling girl into his bedroom, pouncing on her and creating a prison of arms and legs around her, no escape now.

Rin tugged him down and kissed him relentlessly, watching as he slowly, for her amusement, discarded his shirt. She rubbed a hand, dancing her fingertips down his arms. He shuddered and lifted her up against him, letting a hand slip under her shirt. Sess lifted her shirt up and off with surprising ease and hurry, attacking the hollows of her neck with animal eagerness.

She began nipping his shoulder in response and suddenly she stopped moving completely, as she burst out laughing and nearly rolled off the bed.

"What in the world is that?!?!"

MUAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! CliFfY!

I love being evil!!!!! The next chapter will be the lemon and no jokes!

What is Rin talking about? Are Sire Inuyasha and Princess Kagome up to something? Are Miroku and his "friends" in trouble of Sango's wrath or are Sango and her "firm" butt, the victims?

Nexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxttttttttt chappppppppppyyyyyyyyyyy!

WARNING: REVIEW OR NO LEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!